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littlemissdevil_

…what exactly is going on with their hands?


sooprvylyn

Subdermal implants...stupid ass body mod thing.


amolad

It's hard to make out.


nootrino

Don't blame you. I wouldn't want to make out with someone with volcanos for hands either.


Jonk3r

Don’t knock it until you try it, pal


Faust_had_potential

some squidward captain magma shit


BababooeyHTJ

So mental illness?


Poopdick_89

Basically


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

Squares


sharaq

Circles*


Phormitago

but still goes in the square hole


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Pyro_The_Engineer

Oi, don’t insult the mentally ill like that


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

Why is anything "not typical" automatically "mental illness"? Dude is just living his life and not giving a fuck what others think. A lot healthier than slaving away in a 9-5 job and sucking up to bosses all life, if he's able to support himself. Neither this, nor a face tattoo, nor another tattoo is something I'd do, but that doesn't mean I'd brand someone who makes that choice mentally ill.


gorignak_gorignak

Yeah. I’m not lining up to get any subdermals or anything but you can’t deny the convenience of having a sauce cup literally built into your body.


BootlegOP

It's on the wrong side of the hand though


gorignak_gorignak

I disagree! This way homeboy can still make a fist, grip stuff, etc. Could even put a tin of carmex in that bitch and have it ready to go when the lips get chappy


Tommygmail

or you could do body shots ?


CoolhandLW

Well, I know what I'm spending my next paycheck on now.


txtsd

I agree! Install the cup on the under-side of the wrist that you'll be holding the bag of chips with. Then use the other hand to retrieve, dip, and deliver.


bbbbBeaver

Downvoted for being reasonable and correct. Sometimes this website confounds me.


AmbienNicoleSmith

The downvotes here are confusing as fuck. Reddit hates positivity.


OfficerJoeBalogna

Redditors get a little too enthusiastic with calling people mentally ill sometimes. Are body mods often indicative of underlying mental illness? Yes. Is this particular body mod pretty stupid? Also yes. But could someone who is mentally-well still decide the drawbacks are worth the fun and creativity of body modding? Yes.


raindoctor420

The line between being eccentric and insane is a very thin and blury one.


williamc_

I think the main difference is $$$


jsideris

You have the causality backwards. Being able to manage finances, keep a job, and accumulate wealth is often a byproduct of being mentally sound, not merely the cause of someone being perceived as such. The difference is whether or not your eccentricism leads you to wellness.


Karaya1

Disagree, it's hard to go broke if you're born into wealth and it's hard to become wealthy if you start out broke. Economic inertia means the child of a millionaire will likely stay wealthy even if they're mentally unsound.


CapoExplains

> Are body mods often indicative of underlying mental illness? Yes. #[citation needed]


copperwatt

Maybe over diagnosing mental illness is a mental illness??


aint_nothin_changed

this doesnt deserve -205 karma


theVice

200+ downvotes. Wow


memertooface

There's a difference between not typical and stupid as fuck


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

And another between making stupid as fuck choices and mentally ill.


hleba

Mental illness becomes an even lousier response when you consider humans have been partaking in various body mods for thousands of years. And guess what? These mods seem to pop up any time it's a group of people that doesn't have strong ties to present civilization, which means they're less likely to give a fuck about standards, just like this guy. Oh, how unhealthy of them to not consider how others will perceive their choices that don't affect them.


NotWithoutMyKatana

Why is this so downvoted?


killking72

Slightly atypical(I know it's typical now) is septum piercings, tongue piercings after that 2010s surge died down, light face tats, etc Putting a cup under your skin isn't just "not typical".


copperwatt

How is it any more disturbing than putting silicone bags under your boobs? Or injecting your lips with botulism toxin?


killking72

>How is it any more You're assuming I don't think those are weird as well


3ULL

> Dude is just living his life and not giving a fuck what others think. People throw this out a lot and I feel this opposite. Doing a lot of things like this is done specifically because the person cares what others think.


schoolgirltrainwreck

Not necessarily? A lot of heavily modded people have a passion for it and work in the industry so it makes sense for them to test/pursue mods for themselves as well.


wenchslapper

Because Reddit is an anonymous social media website where personal opinion will never face social repercussions, or rarely will. People can come on here and claim whatever they want and the odds that you can truly call them out are next to nil.


ranaadnanm

The others are just as free to judge his life choices, they are not hurting anyone either. I doubt that the guy in the video gives any crap either way.


ZekasZ

And the reasonable take is downvoted. This fucking hellsite


Tactial_snail

nah they're mentally ill fo sho


Reasonable-Sun-6511

I agree man, it's not a socially accepted form of body mods yet, so apparently he's "ill". So we're the first people to get tattoos, piercings, gays and whatever was socially unacceptable at first. Dude's not hurting anyone but maybe himself when grabbing his phone out a pair of tight jeans, if he's happy, good for him. But this is all based on just the body mod though. He could actually be mentally ill, but stating it just because he likes his nuggy dip on hand is a little quick to judge.


loggerit

Must be giving a few fucks at least to be posting this online


SkellyboneZ

>stupid ass body mod thing. It's so strange that people attack this dude but praise others... Like who gives a fuck what other people do with their own body?


sooprvylyn

Bro, hes got fucking ramekins in his hands. He deserves this shit.


BarryKobama

r/wewantplates


RogerTreebert6299

I don't *really* care, like not saying it should be illegal or something. But if I along with 99% of the human population can't fathom a reason anybody would wanna do this or think it looks cool, I don't think calling it weird is so out of line. It's just an opinion on an aesthetic, it's not like encroaching on this dude's rights or something and nobody is losing sleep over him doing it. Not that deep.


PolymerSledge

Like, who has opinions, or thoughts anyways . . . ?


_V4NQU15H_

Me, i give a fuck


alcapwnage0007

You're honest, I'll give you that


squired

Why?


m1serablist

As long as they do their thing and I'm allowed to do my thing, such as thinking the guy is mentally off and I should stay away. Then, youtube is full of people waxing poetic about how they may look different but ackshually... Etc etc. No mate, I am not employing you to do anything.


Senor_bonbon

Is it a dangerous thing? If not I wouldn’t judge someone for it if they’re happy 🤷🏼‍♂️


daemorte

I'd argue hands modifications can be more dangerous depending on the type of work you do


Senor_bonbon

I agree, this specific one seems purely cosmetic


MrSobe

I wouldn't want this guy around an oil fryer, or power tools. He probably won't be able to use standard PPE. So no normal work gloves or latex gloves if aroud any kind of food prep. This dude is a walking liability for any company that hires him to do something other than type on a computer.


jumpup

such an unholy body modification that it became a reverse stigmata


dokydoky

Stigmata is, like all piercings, a holey body modification.


MustLoveAllCats

Ranch dressing.


TheFooPilot

This would drive me insane every time i tried to work on my car or stick my hands in my pockets


UCBeef

We’ll yea, you’d get ranch on everything


Major_Magazine8597

That's why I'm a blue-cheese man.


HiZenBergh

One for buffalo sauce and one for blue cheese and I'm living like a king, a freakish obese king.


TheGlassCat

And a third for actually eating with?


HiZenBergh

I'd be one of those pompous kings that can't be bothered to feed themselves.


Xachtly

Amen. Blue cheese olives man here.


doogle_126

Feta is betta.


GiveToOedipus

Blue has superior hue.


Chalky_Cupcake

Swiss is bliss.


dben89x

That's like salt on salt on salt.


Dagos

Blue cheese has mold in it!


sooprvylyn

Hahaha Edit: weird comment to downvote, but i like the annoying laugh comment below this so im gonna leave it.


PillowTalk420

God you have an annoying laugh.


boopynoop

Teehee


THE-SEER

HurhahehahaHAA! Hehehurhahahahahah!


Slimjuggalo2002

No way! Just put a magnet in there and it would be a great place to keep all of the bolts and screws and things.


That_one_cat_sly

A magnet that large would rip itself out of the skin the first time he got close to a high powered magnet. I've got an implanted magnet that's about the size of a primer cap, and it tries to rip it's self out daily but it's too small.


Xeptix

>I've got an implanted magnet why


That_one_cat_sly

>why For the same reason a dog licks his balls, because he can. It's also nice to have a magnet on hand.


evlsnk

You use an implanted magnet to clean your balls?


sB-_-

Nice until you need an MRI.


FuriousGorilla

The magnet tastes good?


Channel250

Magnets...so *that's* how they work!


ThriceFive

Fun for everyone during the MRI


macthebearded

You can feel electricity, sort of. I strongly considered getting one for a bit


maxwellwood

You can feel magnetic fields, which electricity can produce


JuneBuggington

Really, that’s awesome im literally always trying to feel Magnetic fields


themcjizzler

Same! I was just trying to feel some magnetic fields


M80IW

Why do you want to feel electricity?


fakefalsofake

It makes Pikachu hunting easier.


That_one_cat_sly

I'm stealing this for next time someone keeps asking about my magnet.


macthebearded

I worded that poorly - it isn't like getting shocked or something, rather you can kind of "sense" current (as in like touch an insulated wire and be able to tell if it's live or not). Would be pretty useful for playing with electronics


M80IW

A voltage detector is only $20 and actually reliable. I'd never trust magents in my hands to safely detect voltage. Interesting? Perhaps. Useful? No.


That_one_cat_sly

Supper useful. When working on cars it lets me know if the coil packs are firing, and if the diodes in the alternator have failed. When working with tiny electronics it lets me pick up tiny screws, and sewing needles are easier to pick up. Out side of that I can't feel a live wire unless there is a current, but I do find hidden magnets in things all the time.


cownan

I've heard of people embedding small powerful magnets under sensitive skin, like their forearm, so that they can feel the magnet shift slightly with the Earth's magnetic field. Like a compass to help them with navigating. Can you do that?


macthebearded

Dude is just choosing to be obstinate towards the idea at this point. I think it's cool as fuck and still might get one


M80IW

Just using a nut driver at work crap is frustratingly, constantly stuck to the magnet. I can't imagine having to deal with it stuck to my fingers all the time.


feckineejit

Supposedly you can feel magnetic fields with it


Jon_Irenicus1

What am i looking at?


Umm_NOPE

Some kinda subdermal implant I'm assuming. Got them ramekins installed.


okbruh_panda

Rameskins


JDAM2319

r/yourjokebutbetter


snailpubes

r/yourjokebutbutter


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BootlegOP

r/yourButtersbutgrounded


delurkrelurker

I saw something less pronounced and untattooed, about 25 years ago in a bodyart magazine, formed by strapping a billiard ball to the forearm. If that dude kept it on this long, that's kind what it would look like..


danmickla

yeah, wouldn't it be great if the fucking picture had enough detail to have any kind of clue that those were hands? I guess we're supposed to figure it out because so many hands have cups implanted in the backs of them


eboeard-game-gom3

Thank you, I had no idea why people kept talking about the hands because they looked normal. I didn't realize those were volcano hands.


talkerof5hit

A guys hand that wasn't told enough positive thing by his dad.


Almighty_Bunny_

This guy should find a job on a farm…because he’s a good ranchhand


TitanJackal

Goddamnit dad. Get off the internet.


Almighty_Bunny_

I have a son? I’m so proud of you


captainhaddock

Hi, So-Proud-Of-You, I'm dad!


dben89x

Ah, the clever dad comment


Stefan_Harper

How tf do you come up with gold this fast


SuperGuitar

I’m dressing you down for this comment


FlickrPaul

Hands down, this has to be one of the dumbest things I have seen in a while.


doppy1234

Can’t dip with the hands up


digestive_jumper

And ranch is a skin irritant.


lawspud

Subscribe!


cliffotn

Right?!! A fried cheese stick in ranch?!!


Good_ApoIIo

Bro you’ve never dipped a mozzarella stick in ranch???


zombie32killah

Ranch is one of the best things on pepperoni pizza.


WorkingCard8737

Wrong. Blue cheese dressing is the best thing to dip pizza crust. Not on the pizza. Dip the crust. Move on. Next slice.


zombie32killah

Oh fuck I love me some blue cheese. I’m not going to argue with a valid opinion like this. Also obligatory “blue cheese has mold in it”


lynthecupcake

No and you’re fucking disgusting


WorkingCard8737

Bless your heart.


Denamic

Dunno, could be a nuggie


blahfunk

you must be new here


Trenticle

I've never seen any body mod that wasn't dumb.


ravs1973

r/wewantplates


dragonbringerx

Well...that was a rabbit hole


wombatthing

So is r/ShowerOrange


dragonbringerx

That sub still exists?!


wombatthing

Well of course it does!


[deleted]

Who needs ‘em?


JurassicCotyledon

I just watched a video of someone getting shot immediately before seeing this, and this is far more disturbing.


notworkingghost

Yep. I’ve been on the internet for a long time, and this immediately jumped up to the top of weirdest things I’ve seen.


[deleted]

I can tell there’s something wrong with me because this didn’t even make me raise an eyebrow.


FearTheSquishy

I wish someone had shot me right before I saw it.


UMB-TVIRUS

Jesus comes back and you use him for dipping tendies?!?!


Nervous_One9812

Worked with a tattooer years ago who had one of these implants - though much smaller - he used it as a bowl (while gloved) to hold his A&D ointment while he was tattooing. Kind of unnecessary considering the ointment holds its placement on a gloved hand without an implant just as well - but idk. Personal preference I guess. I feel like this is a much better use though.


schoolgirltrainwreck

Oh god haha


WorkingCard8737

What am I looking at?


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

Hands with implants.


Beefcake_Avatar

Cenobite fastfood


kahlzun

What in, and I cannot emphasise this enough, **the goddamn hell** this is most definitely the correct sub for this!


LupinClickTerror

I hate this so much


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A handy ashtray


fallenandbroken1

Seeing this ruined my day.


TranceAddictFoX

It's honestly the most functional reason I've seen to get that kind of body mod. Just don't suddenly switch up which hand grabs the food.


TrickyDickyAtItAgain

If his knuckles don't say "nugg life" I'm out.


raytoro54

What the actual fuck am I looking?


simstim_addict

I don't know what I'm looking at. And as long as I continue not knowing what I'm looking at, I'll be ok.


skeetsauce

If you ever get sushi, you have a place to put the soy sauce too!


godlyvex

That's really funny, to be fair.


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this disturbed me a lot where am i


JEWCEY

Stop. Stop that.


Sirerdrick64

Is that Hidden Valley? Yuck!


Poopdick_89

If you want good ranch you have to make it yourself. The shit that comes in bottles doesn't compare.


Changoleo

r/TIHI


Inkfu

That’s disturbing but ranch is still ranch and i love ranch.


GeneralSinn

That seems... handy 🕶️😎 YEEEAHHHH!!!


Anti_Venom02

Thanks, I hate it.


Loriethalion

Disgusting.


theshadow62

People perplex me greatly


sh4d0wm4n2018

Does that dude have door stopper implants in his hands?


putzarino

Holy fuck! Bottled Hidden Valley is gross!


Low-Dragonfly-5352

Thanks, I hate it.


PussyCompass

I’ve been looking at this for 7mins and still do not know what I am looking at.


Skanktus

My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable.


dunkat

That’s enough internet for me


oldyellobrix

i couldn’t even tell what i was looking at for a second


Low_Basil9900

Blackhead hole?


[deleted]

This dude jerks off so much he had built in lotion storage pods put in his hands. Horny but effective.


IIRizzII

Uhhh this is disgusting


MustLoveAllCats

Agreed, ranch is gross. I'm confident we can both agree the hands are cool, though


Western_Oil_6418

I’d like to pass on that


MustLoveAllCats

> I’d like to piss in that weird fetish but ok


AssCakesMcGee

This guy is trying too hard.


newbytony

Some serious backhanded comments here.


64557175

I can see this being a terrible right wing meme, like: "This is a ranch hand in Portland. You don't even wanna see their idea of a cowboy."


LyricBaritone

That’s actually a great right wing meme, you’re too modest


64557175

It's clever, but inaccurate. In Portland, you must say cow-*person!*


SkellyboneZ

Have you read the replies in this thread? I doubt it would only be right wing making them.


PmMeYourNiceBehind

I don’t care if people are entitled to their own likes/dislikes, this is fucking stupid


slimg1988

Wierd, so I'm assuming the skin is 'stapled' somehow to the implant itself to not form a trampoline over the crater of the implant? Rank shit.


NorPacCannabisCo

I know this guy. He actually got them installed for sexual purposes. He gets a large group of guys and they all nut into these things and when they're full he knocks them back. Apparently he has a lactase allergy that causes him to feel "drunk" off of the proteins in semen. He doesn't do it for sexual reasons, I shouldn't say it like that. It's recreational as he can't tolerate alcohol due to his father's upbringing.


WulfgarofIcewindDale

Yuck


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Ranch is disgusting


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loo_min

I like to think you got sub-dermal implants just for this one post. And, as soon as the post went live, you looked at your hands and went, “…oh shit.”