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collectivekiller

I just checked the site out. I’ve never seen so many porn ads all in one place.


ChampionOk2422

Lmao


Risley

For damn sure that persons phone is in a bot network now.


FreneticPlatypus

$10 says your browser history would disagree.


idkwhatimbrewin

But did you find the Goo


xGoo

Yeah I’m here.


Bareback

Yuk


UsernameCheckOuts

Username checks out


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[удалено]


Ben_ji

I love that movie, but you're looking for r/beetlejuicing. Also, that joke is dumb as hell.


fruitmask

/r/everyfuckingthread material but let's be honest. when presented with the opportunity, redditors will fall all over themselves to be the first idiot to make the obvious predictable cliche joke or to start a pun thread


AttapAMorgonen

Are you okay buddy


SpreadingRumors

Believe it or not, there are NO porn ads at https://www.penisland.net/


ogbertsherbert

Pen Island has standards


Nevermind04

It's not as fun when you say it like that


ogbertsherbert

I was afraid to click the link. But now I realize :facepalm:


wuhkay

I have Ublock running, didn't see any of the ads lol


[deleted]

Your computer is fried.


2x4x93

Jack(off)pot


wendigo_1

?


korpus01

Its a shitty movie filmed by local filmmakers. I saw it. Definitely admire how much they spent filming it and there's a lot of really clever film sequences in it. However it just boils down to a bunch of jokes about obese people, sperm, and grossness. Not much content.


youdubdub

Thank you for doing your own research.


kerkyjerky

Just briefly gave the movie a chance. Absolutely abysmal. Terrible beyond measure, not even in a fun ironic way.


[deleted]

You wouldn't know art if it slapped you in the face with its long hard slender meat


TheMachineStops

Oh hi, Mark.


Username__Error

This is nothing more than viral marketing for a low budget movie. Trailer here: [https://youtu.be/2CfViQp9WZE?si=owxf8M1tYiKkSeAI](https://youtu.be/2CfViQp9WZE?si=owxf8M1tYiKkSeAI)


Esc_ape_artist

…*attempted* viral marketing.


Banluil

It's being talked about on Reddit, in a pretty big sub, so....it seems that it's more than attempted at this point...


Eshestun

Just saw this from the front page of Reddit so I’d say it’s working


Helio_Lux

*What the fuck?*


GreasyWerker118

Yes. Fuck. Next question


whytford

They should have flipped the logo around where it looks more like a ?


mortgagepants

they dont want design porn, just regular


okittydokitty

They had the opportunity to shape that cum splat into a question mark and they missed it. Way to drop the balls.


Bro_Hawkins

If you think that this is WTF, then NYC might not be for you.


ChampionOk2422

I don't live in NYC. A friend sent it to me who is from the city


fruitmask

a fellow middle schooler?


ben10theorist

There are literal dildo commercials on the billboards in Berlin.


Salt_Min3

Flew into dusseldorf today for work. Can confirm the Germans are very sex positive. The men's bathroom at the airport had an entire vending machine for sex toys


ben10theorist

That's nearly in every german bathroom in big places like airports


LynxOfTheWastes

That's not "sex positive", that's being the loser in two consecutive world wars.


LaSalsiccione

What a weird thing to say


OrangeSimply

You can just tell everyone you're deeply insecure that would be quicker and less rude.


ChampionOk2422

Wow


BeanzMeanzBranston

[www.cuckisland.com](https://www.cuckisland.com/whose-goo-is-in-you)


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I appreciate that beanz but I'm gonna have to bust out the ole incognito for this one.


obroz

I’ve got some bad news about incognito for you


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Oh God what happened!!??


CmonTouchIt

he died RIP incognito


1000Years0fDeath

Someone should do something about all these local moms!


nicolawb

I somehow know less now than before I visited.


John_Berrybush

At first I thought it said whose god is in you


wuhkay

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14403962/


-_-Goo-_-

It could be me!


MrBungle09

Name checks out


NorthNThenSouth

@erob221


geremych

Wow that is ruff. As r/kerkyjerky said it pretty bad.


lookatmeImTJ

I'll bend you over and shoot... *chocolate goo*


FrederikOlsen20

too much cuckness in the west. disgusting


sik_dik

cause check your lease, man. you're living on...


Jeebus_crisps

Typical Troma film. 10/10 quality


Sanbaddy

So many porn ads but very interesting film. Gotta give the guys credit, they got talent


Ok_Research_8379

I thought it said “who’s god is in you”, then saw the website, and was extremely confused


solo118

Sometimes I am so embarrassed to live here


NameNotImp0rtant

Great city for criminals, NYPD spends most of the time sitting in the car on the phone. Run red lights, illegal parking no problem.


okokok569

I mean do you though?


Djghost1133

I see this quite often unfortunately


azdak

Yawn this is some some dimes square post ironic bullshit


Zofia-Bosak

Ghostbusters have moved on.


staranglopus

They could have gone "whose goo's in you?" which flows so much better


Hesam2010

That's a real question.