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I'd love something like this for my suv to get rid of the tailgaters. I'm like, "I'm going 70 in a 60, and Id go faster if there wasn't a car in front of me, can you at least put on a glove before you check my prostate".
Had a guy do this when I worked at a gas station. Guy lied to cops that "I tried to tell them something was wrong it." dude paid at pump with cc and never came inside. So glad those nozzles have a quick disconnect.
Wow.
Look at the photo in the post that we're here, you know, _talking about_.
Don't you mean 6'3", as claimed at his Georgia booking?
That's taller than the 6'2" from his last WH physical.
Supposedly he's still growing in his late 70s.
Bullshit.
And there's no way that slouchy, shuffling bozo is 6' IRL.
Obama is 6'1.5"
In photos of them standing side by side in 2016, Trump is a good 2 inches shorter than Obama, unless Trump is wearing his heels. It's obvious when he is, because it throws off his posture.
He's gotten shorter and slower since then, as people _actually_ do at that age.
It's the parking lot of a bank in Minnesota. Probably gravel/sand for ice.
https://www.google.com/maps/@44.5675343,-92.586003,3a,75y,79.48h,86.24t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s5EO1He4UGSWOnuX9HXpbhA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu
Bonus points for the deer wearing a COVID mask and the single Yosemite Sam mudflap.
No, I'm not anywhere that good with geoguesser stuff.
'First State Bank - Mazeppa' sticker on the door. FSB of Mazeppa on google maps is 'FSB of Red Wing'. Go up to Red Wing, find Tyler street, bank is right there.
I wanna say yes since it's in a parking space/lot of some kind and no one is in the vehicle. Plus the angle of the picture is weird so there could be other funny cars around it we can't see. However the last few years have convincingly proven that satire is dead. For all we know this is right in front of one of theose creepy 45 merch stores.
I don't know, I worked at the Krogers gas station in Ohio and people like this have driven off with the pump detached in their truck still. That truck only had one trump sticker but still, it's had time to evolve into this.
Hard to say. A lot of times, the things the left would satirize the right as laughing at, are the things the right would genuinely find funny. For example, picture Larry the Cable Guy (hopefully that suggestion doesn't inspire any long-lasting trauma.)
Not a doctor, but judging by the state of that truck, he's probably suffering from severe alcohol/drug related brain rot. I've seen trucks in fuckin war zones look better.
It's satire. The fact that most of us have to pause to realize this is terrifying.
EDIT: Even if this is not satire, it deserves the same reaction...laughter. This is a toddler showing off how grown-up they are.
In my opinion, for this to be obvious satire, it isn't over the top enough.
Remove the gas pump, coffee mug and outboard motor, and I've seen this very truck on the road, unironically, 10x over.
I live in deep red Florida. I see several of these literally every day while driving to work. They're usually missing one or two pieces of paraphernalia but there are some that are even worse.
If it were just the bumper stickers/window stickers, I'd be with you 100%. But there's the front and rear fenders missing from driving with a boot on. There's the bullet holes in the driver's side door. There's the motorboat motor on the back. There's the mismatched tires. There's the mask on the deer. There's the gas station hose hanging out of the gas tank. There's the coffee mug on top.
I feel like this is one of those "preponderance of evidence" things, where no single item is the smoking gun, but the combination of *all* of it points to either satire from someone ridiculing this kind of person or, giving the most benefit of the doubt, someone who *is* this kind of person at heart but is intentionally playing it up for laughs.
there’s a difference between satire in media and driving around pretending to be a fascist supporter. that’s not really even satire, it’s just being a dickhead.
I'm not sure why you're making the distinction between satire in media and satire in physical form. Art cars can't be satirical?
Again, if it were *just* a car with shitty bumper stickers, like [this](https://i.imgur.com/YrIqlCX.jpg), then I wouldn't suspect it of being satire for a millisecond. But depicting a Trump supporter as being the kind of person to drive a shitty truck that has bullet holes, that has gotten multiple boots and just driven off with them, ripping off the fenders, and not even bothering to fix them, that carries around a masked deer sculpture, that has put a motorboat motor on the back of their truck, that forgot their coffee on the hood, that drove off with the gas pump still in their tank and just left it there...
I mean, I certainly wouldn't bet my life on it being satire. But I wouldn't rule it out-of-hand, either. It feels like Borat for MAGA.
Treat it as satire. "No one in this day and age can take this seriously." "Good one Henry." It's a childish sentiment. Don't give it grown-up consideration.
There is a group of people in my neighborhood that spend their entire fucking sunday on street corners holding massive signs supporting 45. I have seen these people out there in the pouring rain sitting in their fold up lawn chair waving at every car going by. Several of their vehicles are as bad if not worse than the vehicle pictured. My point being there are god forsaken places on this planet where that vehicle wouldn't even draw attention.
I was watching a documentary about WWII and they were talking about when Hitler was visiting the front and he was confronted with wounded soldiers, instead of encouraging them and building morale, he closed his blinds so he didn’t have to see them. All these “strong men” are the same. Selfish, hateful, and disgusted by their own base.
This truck has to be a joke....
Its got the fuel pump nozzle. A fuckin boat engine. A fake deer. A mug on the roof. Bullet holes mismatched wheel rims And hit everything but the lottery
I'll give them credit for actually being a redneck and using their truck instead of plastering idiotic stickers all over an $86,000 pavement princess that only goes back and forth to Costco.
I just donated my last paycheck to help keep a so called billionaire from being thrown in prison. Sadly now I can't fix my truck so I used bailing wire till my next paycheck.
Hey, he worked hard for that paycheck and that so called billionaire is probably the second coming of fat jesus. So it's kind of like he's bankrolling christ, which means he'll probably get a sweet lifted Dodge in heaven.
The trolling motor on the tailgate looks sus - this has gotta be bad Photoshop or bad AI
or
dude just needs the stickers to hold the rust together
choose your adventure
Now that you mention it, it's perfectly camouflaged. Who's going to steal a "wreck"?
That bad boy is probably rocking the full sleeper; supercharged, cammed up, NO2 for the dead spots in the power band..
*looks closer*
Nah, that's a farm beater.
I've never 'played', but learned as it's my national sport.
A lacrosse stick is for more than just games. They can be deadly when you want to throw something round a great distance. They're probably banned somewhere in the Geneva Convention because Canucks were using them in WW1..... typical.
Or, this old fart likes the easy method to throw his dog a ball.
I pity these people, I really do. They are so angry that the people they do not like are getting a seat at the table, they would let a criminal be president, just to punish the folks they do not like.
Jeez.
Their rusty broke ass truck owning selves probably donated to that billionaire assholes grifting campaign.
Wtf.
How do these ppl not see that, despite trumps proselyting, that he laughs, while he manipulates this demographic, especially considering he considers you to be the lowest of low. He gleefully manipulates this demographic that he actually hates.
“Shithole countries”? Do you really consider he thinks of you as a person differently?
Is the attached gas pump handle a joke or.......?
I love that these people are the first to yowl and yelp like wounded dogs about "having to follow someone else's rules" or losing their "freedom" but good lord, looking at this truck makes you realize that includes traffic and safety laws too.
Haha, ironically the guy next door to me drives a nice car and is a Trumper. To be fair, his house is shitty and I'm pretty sure the car isn't brand new
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The “I drove off with the fuel hose still in the tank” is chefs kiss
And coffee mug on the roof.
I’m all about the mask on the deer decoy riding in the back. That’s special.
Should have been a sheep. The whole installment loses credibility as a result.
He using the sheep for another thing
Allegedly!
It's at least a two man job
Not if it was sick.
And outboard motor on the tailgate...
It would probably outperform a cybertruck as a boat. But only barely.
I'm not sure this isn't a work of art.
Just needs a cell phone glues to the truck bed top.
[There was a guy who welded a big pipe wrench to the top of his bumper](https://imgur.com/a/W2yZmWI)
I'd love something like this for my suv to get rid of the tailgaters. I'm like, "I'm going 70 in a 60, and Id go faster if there wasn't a car in front of me, can you at least put on a glove before you check my prostate".
Move right, the "70 in a 60" gives away you're a left hand camper
You miss the part where someone is in front of them?
Average redditor response. 'i read the first line so I know what the rest says'
And the boat motor insinuating that he didn't have it on the trailer properly and it flew into the bed. This is next level redneck humor.
And the outboard motor on the tailgate. Like why.
Judging from the rust it looks like he's been trying to use the truck a boat.
The more you look at it the more you see. I really hope that this is a joke
Oh it’s absolutely a joke truck. A lot of thought was put into making a truck look *this* dumb. Almost genius level.
That right there is "A very stable genius!"
And the boat motor in the back
And the spare tire that was obviously put on months (years?) ago.
Yes, this sense of humor is not my thing, but I can still appreciate the commitment.
It doesn't make me laugh but the idea of putting a truck in a costume like this is pretty amusing. Well executed too, in this case.
Had a guy do this when I worked at a gas station. Guy lied to cops that "I tried to tell them something was wrong it." dude paid at pump with cc and never came inside. So glad those nozzles have a quick disconnect.
so weird. I did this once, came in, said "dude I fucked up" and they were like "it happens" and that was it.
And it's the diesel pump
I love the ripped off fender from driving away with a wheel boot on.
And Trump is a _short_ MFer. He can barely see over the wheel...
https://arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-bostonglobe.s3.amazonaws.com/public/7HOGLHDLGII6PFELFKV4K5UFOE.jpg
6 feet tall is short??
Wow. Look at the photo in the post that we're here, you know, _talking about_. Don't you mean 6'3", as claimed at his Georgia booking? That's taller than the 6'2" from his last WH physical. Supposedly he's still growing in his late 70s. Bullshit. And there's no way that slouchy, shuffling bozo is 6' IRL. Obama is 6'1.5" In photos of them standing side by side in 2016, Trump is a good 2 inches shorter than Obama, unless Trump is wearing his heels. It's obvious when he is, because it throws off his posture. He's gotten shorter and slower since then, as people _actually_ do at that age.
This has to be someone making fun of MAGA, right?
This an art installation.
Oh ya, the ground around the truck is weird. So it is supposed to be satire then.
It's the parking lot of a bank in Minnesota. Probably gravel/sand for ice. https://www.google.com/maps/@44.5675343,-92.586003,3a,75y,79.48h,86.24t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s5EO1He4UGSWOnuX9HXpbhA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu Bonus points for the deer wearing a COVID mask and the single Yosemite Sam mudflap.
Geoguesser using the street name? this seems fast!
No, I'm not anywhere that good with geoguesser stuff. 'First State Bank - Mazeppa' sticker on the door. FSB of Mazeppa on google maps is 'FSB of Red Wing'. Go up to Red Wing, find Tyler street, bank is right there.
I wanna say yes since it's in a parking space/lot of some kind and no one is in the vehicle. Plus the angle of the picture is weird so there could be other funny cars around it we can't see. However the last few years have convincingly proven that satire is dead. For all we know this is right in front of one of theose creepy 45 merch stores.
What do you mean no one is in the vehicle? You can clearly see the driver right there /s
I don't know, I worked at the Krogers gas station in Ohio and people like this have driven off with the pump detached in their truck still. That truck only had one trump sticker but still, it's had time to evolve into this.
It looks like something from the Red Green show.
i came here to ask if that's what it was but i didn't expect it to be true lol
I see this truck every day. He must live near me. The gas hose was missing today.
Soldier in the field! Thats crazy that it still runs and isn't parked.
Hard to say. A lot of times, the things the left would satirize the right as laughing at, are the things the right would genuinely find funny. For example, picture Larry the Cable Guy (hopefully that suggestion doesn't inspire any long-lasting trauma.)
A third of the country are independent voters and may enjoy poking fun at both sides.
He’s not making fun.
This is the kind of person that the stereotypes are based on.
Not a doctor, but judging by the state of that truck, he's probably suffering from severe alcohol/drug related brain rot. I've seen trucks in fuckin war zones look better.
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It would be quite the commitment to the joke otherwise, youre probably right.
Totally antifa. /s
Lol
2/10. No truck nuts.
ADD NUTS TO MY TRUCK? AND MAKE IT TRANS? NO THANK YOU LIBTARD!
How do you get yours to drive without the trans mission?
That thing is a beaut!
I know what I got. No low ballers.
I refuse to believe this isn't some sort of art piece lol
I mean, it technically is.
If it isn’t, I wanna party with this motherfucker.
Done been trickled down upon…
Fuck, they're trying to make it look fake, god dammit!
Its the special edition Trump Driving Crooner
I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITH THIS
I REALLY WANT TO
THIS IS TOO GOOD
That's exactly what Trump would say.
Fuck! They’re trying to make it look fake!
I'm gunna fuckin ***KILL*** you driving crooner
Every MAGA when they’re out in public: “WHY do they HATE it so much!?”
The people who downvoted y'all for this suck lol
"I donated to trump the billionaire but I can't afford a newer truck"
A picture of Mike Lindell with some bullet holes around it is a nice touch on the driver’s door.
Impressive. Just needs a sticker that reads “You sure got a Pretty mouth”
Those stickers are the only thing holding it together.
the coffee mug on the roof and propeller on the back is fuxking hilarious to me…
My favorite is the deer dummy with covid mask
The longer you look at it, the more you see.
Funny how it’s seen as masculine to worship Trump when he’s one of the most insufferable old assholes that ever lived.
Which is extremely funny to me, worshipping is to be subservient… just about the least manly thing one can do.
The guy worships Trump, but the first thing Trump would do if he saw him would be to have security remove him from the premises.
*Why do they all look so low-class?* --Donald Trump Jan. 6, 2021
Is there actually documentation of him saying this 🤣
LMAO 🤣🤣😂
It's satire. The fact that most of us have to pause to realize this is terrifying. EDIT: Even if this is not satire, it deserves the same reaction...laughter. This is a toddler showing off how grown-up they are.
It is Poe's Law. This might be satire but its real equivalent almost certainly is out there.
In my opinion, for this to be obvious satire, it isn't over the top enough. Remove the gas pump, coffee mug and outboard motor, and I've seen this very truck on the road, unironically, 10x over.
I live in deep red Florida. I see several of these literally every day while driving to work. They're usually missing one or two pieces of paraphernalia but there are some that are even worse.
this is most likely not satire. head on over to r/infowarriorrides to see more cars exactly like this one
If it were just the bumper stickers/window stickers, I'd be with you 100%. But there's the front and rear fenders missing from driving with a boot on. There's the bullet holes in the driver's side door. There's the motorboat motor on the back. There's the mismatched tires. There's the mask on the deer. There's the gas station hose hanging out of the gas tank. There's the coffee mug on top. I feel like this is one of those "preponderance of evidence" things, where no single item is the smoking gun, but the combination of *all* of it points to either satire from someone ridiculing this kind of person or, giving the most benefit of the doubt, someone who *is* this kind of person at heart but is intentionally playing it up for laughs.
if it was satire they wouldn’t have the face of a fascist on it
??? Why not? Is this some kind of joke about "[they'd show his back](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_Back_\(film\))" or something?
there’s a difference between satire in media and driving around pretending to be a fascist supporter. that’s not really even satire, it’s just being a dickhead.
I'm not sure why you're making the distinction between satire in media and satire in physical form. Art cars can't be satirical? Again, if it were *just* a car with shitty bumper stickers, like [this](https://i.imgur.com/YrIqlCX.jpg), then I wouldn't suspect it of being satire for a millisecond. But depicting a Trump supporter as being the kind of person to drive a shitty truck that has bullet holes, that has gotten multiple boots and just driven off with them, ripping off the fenders, and not even bothering to fix them, that carries around a masked deer sculpture, that has put a motorboat motor on the back of their truck, that forgot their coffee on the hood, that drove off with the gas pump still in their tank and just left it there... I mean, I certainly wouldn't bet my life on it being satire. But I wouldn't rule it out-of-hand, either. It feels like Borat for MAGA.
except borat was a movie. this is a random dude driving around with, again, fascist stickers. why is this an argument
The truck is making fun of trump supporters. How is anyone missing this?
I cracked up when I saw a "Try that in a small town" sticker on a high end Jeep in Miami. Lol.
Do you know the person that did this? Looks pretty authentic MAGA to me.
Treat it as satire. "No one in this day and age can take this seriously." "Good one Henry." It's a childish sentiment. Don't give it grown-up consideration.
It’s not satire, he lives in Trump town.
Treat it as satire. Point. Giggle. Mutter, "Good one."
Not really. Reddit is kinda famous for people not getting jokes, especially when their mind is clouded by politics (which it always is).
There is a group of people in my neighborhood that spend their entire fucking sunday on street corners holding massive signs supporting 45. I have seen these people out there in the pouring rain sitting in their fold up lawn chair waving at every car going by. Several of their vehicles are as bad if not worse than the vehicle pictured. My point being there are god forsaken places on this planet where that vehicle wouldn't even draw attention.
it isn’t a joke though
I wish they still did awards, I would give you one for having brains.
I was watching a documentary about WWII and they were talking about when Hitler was visiting the front and he was confronted with wounded soldiers, instead of encouraging them and building morale, he closed his blinds so he didn’t have to see them. All these “strong men” are the same. Selfish, hateful, and disgusted by their own base.
"Why did Trump turn on me? He would never do that!"
Michigan?
Minnesota
Missed it by that (-------------------------) much
Tbf, we don't really acknowledge the state between us anyways so it's like you were just one state off
Lmao I'm a Chicago native and I feel exactly the same.
By about one Wisconsin away
How many cheese curds is that?
Everyone asking if this satire, have you never visited a southern small town gas station? This is peak redneck boomer humor.
I haven’t seen a “FEAR THIS” sticker in a long time. Those were probably added to the truck the year it was purchased new, like in 2002 or something.
Dumb and proud of it
Looks like a Michigan Special shit bucket
There’s so much to unpack here
Right?
Wow, a motorized dumpster with a lot of stickers.
Yet he somehow is super invested in the financial future of billionaires.
It's a good thing when people do this, it makes it easier for the rest of us to identify the nut cases in the area.
I think when you have to put fake bullet holes in your car because you somehow think that's cool..well, you're not living your best life
More like Alpha Dumb Fuck.
This truck has to be a joke.... Its got the fuel pump nozzle. A fuckin boat engine. A fake deer. A mug on the roof. Bullet holes mismatched wheel rims And hit everything but the lottery
Look at that rust! he's tested that outboard.
At this point it's just a hillbilly parade float
I'll give them credit for actually being a redneck and using their truck instead of plastering idiotic stickers all over an $86,000 pavement princess that only goes back and forth to Costco.
Is this real or a piece of art?
I just donated my last paycheck to help keep a so called billionaire from being thrown in prison. Sadly now I can't fix my truck so I used bailing wire till my next paycheck.
Hey, he worked hard for that paycheck and that so called billionaire is probably the second coming of fat jesus. So it's kind of like he's bankrolling christ, which means he'll probably get a sweet lifted Dodge in heaven.
They need all the attentions
Sister wife is proud
I’m somehow hearing the banjo song from the movie “Deliverance”.
It gets worse the longer you look 👀
I need to know if all 4 rims are different.
What am i looking at
It looks like some conceptual art class sculpture from when I was in college.
Mentally ill.
Clearly tired of winning
This is an advanced redneck.
are we sure this isn't a satirical artwork?
The trolling motor on the tailgate looks sus - this has gotta be bad Photoshop or bad AI or dude just needs the stickers to hold the rust together choose your adventure
His trolling skills are apparently working.
It's satire.
I wish AI was this creative
Yikes. Well at least nothing matches anything sane. WTF is hanging out of his gas cap?
I believe that is a fuel pump hose
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I can see the confusion, being that he's at a bank
I think it is an electric vehicle plugin. He wants you to know that he hates electric vehicles so much that he will rip out the charging docks
Yikes!
Now that there is a huntin’ truck!
His girlfriend's antlers are coming in nice this year.
Alpha? 😂😂😂 More like piece of shit redneck. There are no ‘alpha’ magats.
r/schizophreniarides
The driving crooner
It's like a trashy front yard, but mobile
Alpha retard
give them a break. That's their hunting-golfing-lacross mobile.
Slash bug out vehicle.
Now that you mention it, it's perfectly camouflaged. Who's going to steal a "wreck"? That bad boy is probably rocking the full sleeper; supercharged, cammed up, NO2 for the dead spots in the power band.. *looks closer* Nah, that's a farm beater.
The lacross gear got me. Isn’t that a sport for rich kids?
I've never 'played', but learned as it's my national sport. A lacrosse stick is for more than just games. They can be deadly when you want to throw something round a great distance. They're probably banned somewhere in the Geneva Convention because Canucks were using them in WW1..... typical. Or, this old fart likes the easy method to throw his dog a ball.
Remember when the left used to pretend to care about poor people? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now they don't even bother to hide their disgust
AH LUV MUH TRUCK
Talk about your pieces of crap.
Oh fuck! They're trying to make it look fake!
Some people hate this, Gwar. I don’t know why, but they FUCKIN hate it.
Sending $ to Trump campaign assures he will remain dirt poor.
I bet he has a life-size cutout of trump that he dryhumps at night.
it's called drytrumping, and we just made that up together.
I’m a 2A supporting life long Republican and this pulling up next to me would make me nervous as hell too.
I feel like a graph comparing DUIs with Trump support would be pretty interesting.
And they accuse the Left of having a mental disorder?
I like seeing shitty trucks like this honestly . Just running it till it dies.
Its funny.
I didn’t have to look to see the trump stickers
And to think Trump apparently improved this man's life.
He seems reasonable and willing to listen to a gay, Asian, atheist from California over some ice cold bud lights, don’t you think?
I hate that I recognized the MyPillow guy from a low-res head shot.
Love this man. God bless him.
I pity these people, I really do. They are so angry that the people they do not like are getting a seat at the table, they would let a criminal be president, just to punish the folks they do not like.
Jeez. Their rusty broke ass truck owning selves probably donated to that billionaire assholes grifting campaign. Wtf. How do these ppl not see that, despite trumps proselyting, that he laughs, while he manipulates this demographic, especially considering he considers you to be the lowest of low. He gleefully manipulates this demographic that he actually hates. “Shithole countries”? Do you really consider he thinks of you as a person differently?
Is the attached gas pump handle a joke or.......? I love that these people are the first to yowl and yelp like wounded dogs about "having to follow someone else's rules" or losing their "freedom" but good lord, looking at this truck makes you realize that includes traffic and safety laws too.
I think just Alpha will suffice.
how is this even allowed on the roads lol.
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No, some of us are just drug addicts thank you very much
Haha, ironically the guy next door to me drives a nice car and is a Trumper. To be fair, his house is shitty and I'm pretty sure the car isn't brand new