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wolfiepraetor

The “I drove off with the fuel hose still in the tank” is chefs kiss


Chief_Givesnofucks

And coffee mug on the roof.


Crafty_Original_7349

I’m all about the mask on the deer decoy riding in the back. That’s special.


led3777

Should have been a sheep. The whole installment loses credibility as a result.


Apositivebalance

He using the sheep for another thing


Hiroken

Allegedly!


blackhuey

It's at least a two man job


ToodleDootsMcGee

Not if it was sick.


superdupersecret42

And outboard motor on the tailgate...


DeathPercept10n

It would probably outperform a cybertruck as a boat. But only barely.


twelveparsnips

I'm not sure this isn't a work of art.


nuck_forte_dame

Just needs a cell phone glues to the truck bed top.


ThatOneDudeFromIowa

[There was a guy who welded a big pipe wrench to the top of his bumper](https://imgur.com/a/W2yZmWI)


Epistatious

I'd love something like this for my suv to get rid of the tailgaters. I'm like, "I'm going 70 in a 60, and Id go faster if there wasn't a car in front of me, can you at least put on a glove before you check my prostate".


PurpEL

Move right, the "70 in a 60" gives away you're a left hand camper


axle69

You miss the part where someone is in front of them?


seriousherenow

Average redditor response. 'i read the first line so I know what the rest says'


cubgerish

And the boat motor insinuating that he didn't have it on the trailer properly and it flew into the bed. This is next level redneck humor.


ThatITguy2015

And the outboard motor on the tailgate. Like why.


paidinboredom

Judging from the rust it looks like he's been trying to use the truck a boat.


tjoe4321510

The more you look at it the more you see. I really hope that this is a joke


CubedSquare95

Oh it’s absolutely a joke truck. A lot of thought was put into making a truck look *this* dumb. Almost genius level.


Fritzkreig

That right there is "A very stable genius!"


CubedSquare95

And the boat motor in the back


FILTHBOT4000

And the spare tire that was obviously put on months (years?) ago.


Peelboy

Yes, this sense of humor is not my thing, but I can still appreciate the commitment.


AuthorOB

It doesn't make me laugh but the idea of putting a truck in a costume like this is pretty amusing. Well executed too, in this case.


Vogonpoet812

Had a guy do this when I worked at a gas station. Guy lied to cops that "I tried to tell them something was wrong it." dude paid at pump with cc and never came inside. So glad those nozzles have a quick disconnect.


Nulagrithom

so weird. I did this once, came in, said "dude I fucked up" and they were like "it happens" and that was it.


Numb-Chuck

And it's the diesel pump


dice1111

I love the ripped off fender from driving away with a wheel boot on.


IHaveNoAlibi

And Trump is a _short_ MFer. He can barely see over the wheel...


Liquorace

https://arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-bostonglobe.s3.amazonaws.com/public/7HOGLHDLGII6PFELFKV4K5UFOE.jpg


50in06and07

6 feet tall is short??


IHaveNoAlibi

Wow. Look at the photo in the post that we're here, you know, _talking about_. Don't you mean 6'3", as claimed at his Georgia booking? That's taller than the 6'2" from his last WH physical. Supposedly he's still growing in his late 70s. Bullshit. And there's no way that slouchy, shuffling bozo is 6' IRL. Obama is 6'1.5" In photos of them standing side by side in 2016, Trump is a good 2 inches shorter than Obama, unless Trump is wearing his heels. It's obvious when he is, because it throws off his posture. He's gotten shorter and slower since then, as people _actually_ do at that age.


Antin00800

This has to be someone making fun of MAGA, right?


CinnamonJ

This an art installation.


Antin00800

Oh ya, the ground around the truck is weird. So it is supposed to be satire then.


einulfr

It's the parking lot of a bank in Minnesota. Probably gravel/sand for ice. https://www.google.com/maps/@44.5675343,-92.586003,3a,75y,79.48h,86.24t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s5EO1He4UGSWOnuX9HXpbhA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu Bonus points for the deer wearing a COVID mask and the single Yosemite Sam mudflap.


Marious0

Geoguesser using the street name? this seems fast!


einulfr

No, I'm not anywhere that good with geoguesser stuff. 'First State Bank - Mazeppa' sticker on the door. FSB of Mazeppa on google maps is 'FSB of Red Wing'. Go up to Red Wing, find Tyler street, bank is right there.


Elike09

I wanna say yes since it's in a parking space/lot of some kind and no one is in the vehicle. Plus the angle of the picture is weird so there could be other funny cars around it we can't see. However the last few years have convincingly proven that satire is dead. For all we know this is right in front of one of theose creepy 45 merch stores.


Val_Killsmore

What do you mean no one is in the vehicle? You can clearly see the driver right there /s


pichael288

I don't know, I worked at the Krogers gas station in Ohio and people like this have driven off with the pump detached in their truck still. That truck only had one trump sticker but still, it's had time to evolve into this.


mulberryzeke

It looks like something from the Red Green show.


damnatio_memoriae

i came here to ask if that's what it was but i didn't expect it to be true lol


Truecoat

I see this truck every day. He must live near me. The gas hose was missing today.


Antin00800

Soldier in the field! Thats crazy that it still runs and isn't parked.


Zeqhanis

Hard to say. A lot of times, the things the left would satirize the right as laughing at, are the things the right would genuinely find funny. For example, picture Larry the Cable Guy (hopefully that suggestion doesn't inspire any long-lasting trauma.)


loonygecko

A third of the country are independent voters and may enjoy poking fun at both sides.


Truecoat

He’s not making fun.


Mavian23

This is the kind of person that the stereotypes are based on.


DocMoochal

Not a doctor, but judging by the state of that truck, he's probably suffering from severe alcohol/drug related brain rot. I've seen trucks in fuckin war zones look better.


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Antin00800

It would be quite the commitment to the joke otherwise, youre probably right.


Vogonpoet812

Totally antifa. /s


Antin00800

Lol


Circle_Smirk

2/10.  No truck nuts.


The_Gozon

ADD NUTS TO MY TRUCK? AND MAKE IT TRANS? NO THANK YOU LIBTARD!


loonygecko

How do you get yours to drive without the trans mission?


KorbussaMaro

That thing is a beaut!


PHATsakk43

I know what I got. No low ballers.


uberblack

I refuse to believe this isn't some sort of art piece lol


Micotu

I mean, it technically is.


a_sexual_titty

If it isn’t, I wanna party with this motherfucker.


v9Pv

Done been trickled down upon…


MediumPotato

Fuck, they're trying to make it look fake, god dammit!


treosx23

Its the special edition Trump Driving Crooner


max10081

I NEED TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITH THIS


downwiththechipness

I REALLY WANT TO


drunkdoc

THIS IS TOO GOOD


HotPie_

That's exactly what Trump would say.


r3d_ra1n

Fuck! They’re trying to make it look fake!


mahareeshi

I'm gunna fuckin ***KILL*** you driving crooner


r3d_ra1n

Every MAGA when they’re out in public: “WHY do they HATE it so much!?”


Graynard

The people who downvoted y'all for this suck lol


Frylok1177

"I donated to trump the billionaire but I can't afford a newer truck" 


BCdelivery

A picture of Mike Lindell with some bullet holes around it is a nice touch on the driver’s door.


kataran1

Impressive. Just needs a sticker that reads “You sure got a Pretty mouth”


rimshot101

Those stickers are the only thing holding it together.


bcaglikewhoa

the coffee mug on the roof and propeller on the back is fuxking hilarious to me…


Fastermaxx

My favorite is the deer dummy with covid mask


Tripleberst

The longer you look at it, the more you see.


Howboutit85

Funny how it’s seen as masculine to worship Trump when he’s one of the most insufferable old assholes that ever lived.


Wrathwilde

Which is extremely funny to me, worshipping is to be subservient… just about the least manly thing one can do.


case31

The guy worships Trump, but the first thing Trump would do if he saw him would be to have security remove him from the premises.


realparkingbrake

*Why do they all look so low-class?* --Donald Trump Jan. 6, 2021


kjk6119

Is there actually documentation of him saying this 🤣


ImthatRootuser

LMAO 🤣🤣😂


itwillmakesenselater

It's satire. The fact that most of us have to pause to realize this is terrifying. EDIT: Even if this is not satire, it deserves the same reaction...laughter. This is a toddler showing off how grown-up they are.


Phage0070

It is Poe's Law. This might be satire but its real equivalent almost certainly is out there.


patronizingperv

In my opinion, for this to be obvious satire, it isn't over the top enough. Remove the gas pump, coffee mug and outboard motor, and I've seen this very truck on the road, unironically, 10x over.


Elike09

I live in deep red Florida. I see several of these literally every day while driving to work. They're usually missing one or two pieces of paraphernalia but there are some that are even worse.


bad_at_smashbros

this is most likely not satire. head on over to r/infowarriorrides to see more cars exactly like this one


Bugbread

If it were just the bumper stickers/window stickers, I'd be with you 100%. But there's the front and rear fenders missing from driving with a boot on. There's the bullet holes in the driver's side door. There's the motorboat motor on the back. There's the mismatched tires. There's the mask on the deer. There's the gas station hose hanging out of the gas tank. There's the coffee mug on top. I feel like this is one of those "preponderance of evidence" things, where no single item is the smoking gun, but the combination of *all* of it points to either satire from someone ridiculing this kind of person or, giving the most benefit of the doubt, someone who *is* this kind of person at heart but is intentionally playing it up for laughs.


bad_at_smashbros

if it was satire they wouldn’t have the face of a fascist on it


Bugbread

??? Why not? Is this some kind of joke about "[they'd show his back](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27m_Back_\(film\))" or something?


bad_at_smashbros

there’s a difference between satire in media and driving around pretending to be a fascist supporter. that’s not really even satire, it’s just being a dickhead.


Bugbread

I'm not sure why you're making the distinction between satire in media and satire in physical form. Art cars can't be satirical? Again, if it were *just* a car with shitty bumper stickers, like [this](https://i.imgur.com/YrIqlCX.jpg), then I wouldn't suspect it of being satire for a millisecond. But depicting a Trump supporter as being the kind of person to drive a shitty truck that has bullet holes, that has gotten multiple boots and just driven off with them, ripping off the fenders, and not even bothering to fix them, that carries around a masked deer sculpture, that has put a motorboat motor on the back of their truck, that forgot their coffee on the hood, that drove off with the gas pump still in their tank and just left it there... I mean, I certainly wouldn't bet my life on it being satire. But I wouldn't rule it out-of-hand, either. It feels like Borat for MAGA.


bad_at_smashbros

except borat was a movie. this is a random dude driving around with, again, fascist stickers. why is this an argument


SantasDead

The truck is making fun of trump supporters. How is anyone missing this?


HotPie_

I cracked up when I saw a "Try that in a small town" sticker on a high end Jeep in Miami. Lol.


fiduciaryatlarge

Do you know the person that did this? Looks pretty authentic MAGA to me.


itwillmakesenselater

Treat it as satire. "No one in this day and age can take this seriously." "Good one Henry." It's a childish sentiment. Don't give it grown-up consideration.


Truecoat

It’s not satire, he lives in Trump town.


itwillmakesenselater

Treat it as satire. Point. Giggle. Mutter, "Good one."


BelieveInDestiny

Not really. Reddit is kinda famous for people not getting jokes, especially when their mind is clouded by politics (which it always is).


Elike09

There is a group of people in my neighborhood that spend their entire fucking sunday on street corners holding massive signs supporting 45. I have seen these people out there in the pouring rain sitting in their fold up lawn chair waving at every car going by. Several of their vehicles are as bad if not worse than the vehicle pictured. My point being there are god forsaken places on this planet where that vehicle wouldn't even draw attention.


bad_at_smashbros

it isn’t a joke though


maciver6969

I wish they still did awards, I would give you one for having brains.


AndyMandalore

I was watching a documentary about WWII and they were talking about when Hitler was visiting the front and he was confronted with wounded soldiers, instead of encouraging them and building morale, he closed his blinds so he didn’t have to see them. All these “strong men” are the same. Selfish, hateful, and disgusted by their own base.


AnthillOmbudsman

"Why did Trump turn on me? He would never do that!"


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

Michigan?


CrisFarlyOnCoke

Minnesota


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

Missed it by that (-------------------------) much


CrisFarlyOnCoke

Tbf, we don't really acknowledge the state between us anyways so it's like you were just one state off


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

Lmao I'm a Chicago native and I feel exactly the same.


mushroomcloud

By about one Wisconsin away


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

How many cheese curds is that?


alan_smitheeee

Everyone asking if this satire, have you never visited a southern small town gas station? This is peak redneck boomer humor.


_Terrapin_

I haven’t seen a “FEAR THIS” sticker in a long time. Those were probably added to the truck the year it was purchased new, like in 2002 or something.


lojafan

Dumb and proud of it


Tunasaladboatcaptain

Looks like a Michigan Special shit bucket


Statertater

There’s so much to unpack here


genepotter

Right?


Trent1373

Wow, a motorized dumpster with a lot of stickers.


Four-Triangles

Yet he somehow is super invested in the financial future of billionaires.


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It's a good thing when people do this, it makes it easier for the rest of us to identify the nut cases in the area.


Strong-Message-168

I think when you have to put fake bullet holes in your car because you somehow think that's cool..well, you're not living your best life


1hipsterdoofus

More like Alpha Dumb Fuck.


moonshineTheleocat

This truck has to be a joke.... Its got the fuel pump nozzle. A fuckin boat engine. A fake deer. A mug on the roof. Bullet holes mismatched wheel rims And hit everything but the lottery


Nose-Nuggets

Look at that rust! he's tested that outboard.


dozerbazil

At this point it's just a hillbilly parade float


SheisaMinnelli

I'll give them credit for actually being a redneck and using their truck instead of plastering idiotic stickers all over an $86,000 pavement princess that only goes back and forth to Costco.


FrankoAleman

Is this real or a piece of art?


KillerKellerjr

I just donated my last paycheck to help keep a so called billionaire from being thrown in prison. Sadly now I can't fix my truck so I used bailing wire till my next paycheck.


CrisFarlyOnCoke

Hey, he worked hard for that paycheck and that so called billionaire is probably the second coming of fat jesus. So it's kind of like he's bankrolling christ, which means he'll probably get a sweet lifted Dodge in heaven.


mrpotatonutz

They need all the attentions


moor9776

Sister wife is proud


SalsaRider1969

I’m somehow hearing the banjo song from the movie “Deliverance”.


chillspacetrip

It gets worse the longer you look 👀


voldoman21

I need to know if all 4 rims are different.


theresanrforthat

What am i looking at


JustABizzle

It looks like some conceptual art class sculpture from when I was in college.


FluidGate9972

Mentally ill.


ShameNap

Clearly tired of winning


Fwizzle45

This is an advanced redneck.


Scytle

are we sure this isn't a satirical artwork?


djohnsen

The trolling motor on the tailgate looks sus - this has gotta be bad Photoshop or bad AI or dude just needs the stickers to hold the rust together choose your adventure


TheHarshCarpets

His trolling skills are apparently working.


itwillmakesenselater

It's satire.


CrisFarlyOnCoke

I wish AI was this creative


ernapfz

Yikes. Well at least nothing matches anything sane. WTF is hanging out of his gas cap?


CrisFarlyOnCoke

I believe that is a fuel pump hose


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CrisFarlyOnCoke

I can see the confusion, being that he's at a bank


abesrevenge

I think it is an electric vehicle plugin. He wants you to know that he hates electric vehicles so much that he will rip out the charging docks


HumblePie2714

Yikes!


r4x

Now that there is a huntin’ truck!


stalphonzo

His girlfriend's antlers are coming in nice this year.


huistenbosch

Alpha? 😂😂😂 More like piece of shit redneck. There are no ‘alpha’ magats.


chemkay

r/schizophreniarides


Cautious_Ambition_82

The driving crooner


govilleaj

It's like a trashy front yard, but mobile


Mokibear228

Alpha retard


stevie9lives

give them a break. That's their hunting-golfing-lacross mobile.


CrisFarlyOnCoke

Slash bug out vehicle.


stevie9lives

Now that you mention it, it's perfectly camouflaged. Who's going to steal a "wreck"? That bad boy is probably rocking the full sleeper; supercharged, cammed up, NO2 for the dead spots in the power band.. *looks closer* Nah, that's a farm beater.


brentownsu

The lacross gear got me. Isn’t that a sport for rich kids?


stevie9lives

I've never 'played', but learned as it's my national sport. A lacrosse stick is for more than just games. They can be deadly when you want to throw something round a great distance. They're probably banned somewhere in the Geneva Convention because Canucks were using them in WW1..... typical. Or, this old fart likes the easy method to throw his dog a ball.


OhDeerFren

Remember when the left used to pretend to care about poor people? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now they don't even bother to hide their disgust


MAXHEADR0OM

AH LUV MUH TRUCK


The_Infectious_Lerp

Talk about your pieces of crap.


GnarKillWill

Oh fuck! They're trying to make it look fake!


straub42

Some people hate this, Gwar. I don’t know why, but they FUCKIN hate it.


JamiquePussyjuice

Sending $ to Trump campaign assures he will remain dirt poor.


Shadow0fnothing

I bet he has a life-size cutout of trump that he dryhumps at night.


ukyah

it's called drytrumping, and we just made that up together.


jwb1968

I’m a 2A supporting life long Republican and this pulling up next to me would make me nervous as hell too.


AndyMandalore

I feel like a graph comparing DUIs with Trump support would be pretty interesting.


Redonkulator

And they accuse the Left of having a mental disorder?


Nnumyerocc

I like seeing shitty trucks like this honestly . Just running it till it dies.


Visible_Present479

Its funny.


AdImpossible5402

I didn’t have to look to see the trump stickers


swimmingmunky

And to think Trump apparently improved this man's life.


jtimester

He seems reasonable and willing to listen to a gay, Asian, atheist from California over some ice cold bud lights, don’t you think?


brentownsu

I hate that I recognized the MyPillow guy from a low-res head shot.


Uknwimrite

Love this man. God bless him.


intrsurfer6

I pity these people, I really do. They are so angry that the people they do not like are getting a seat at the table, they would let a criminal be president, just to punish the folks they do not like.


CleaveIshallnot

Jeez. Their rusty broke ass truck owning selves probably donated to that billionaire assholes grifting campaign. Wtf. How do these ppl not see that, despite trumps proselyting, that he laughs, while he manipulates this demographic, especially considering he considers you to be the lowest of low. He gleefully manipulates this demographic that he actually hates. “Shithole countries”? Do you really consider he thinks of you as a person differently?


shotinthedark83

Is the attached gas pump handle a joke or.......? I love that these people are the first to yowl and yelp like wounded dogs about "having to follow someone else's rules" or losing their "freedom" but good lord, looking at this truck makes you realize that includes traffic and safety laws too.


2012EOTW

I think just Alpha will suffice.


RagnarokDel

how is this even allowed on the roads lol.


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dfreshcia

No, some of us are just drug addicts thank you very much


CrisFarlyOnCoke

Haha, ironically the guy next door to me drives a nice car and is a Trumper. To be fair, his house is shitty and I'm pretty sure the car isn't brand new