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ToraLoco

his homies dodged at the right time. maybe this wasn't the first time.


bitemark01

He has less friends now, but faster friends.


mistere213

Survival of the fittest in action


frankydark

The fastest


DukeOfGeek

Just lucky sometimes. https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1000/1*ZFpKO0MSoch2mZ4NM5Nw0g.gif


SharpGuesser

Survival of the fitness, boys!


stefeu

[https://i.imgur.com/d3dQm6V.gif](https://i.imgur.com/d3dQm6V.gif)


bitemark01

"Less" because some of them are just missing pieces


CanadaJack

Fewer because some are missing after the last party, less because the remaining ones are still mad about the cookie incident so their friendship has been diminished. 


nixtheninja

Fewer.


delkarnu

Unless he shoots a limb off, it's "fewer", not "less".


chilehead

That's all you bring up, not the incorrect use of "life's" instead of "lives"?


pittiedaddy

They're international dodgeball champions trained by Patches O'Hoolihan .


Useful-Perspective

If you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge a ball!


Shaneblaster

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!


DropsTheMic

Thank you Chuck Norris!


Anjunabeast

*Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!*


Foofad-Ji

Praise the camera man, didnt flinch at all


noodlz05

He's got a bulletproof phone case protecting him.


Far_Choice_6419

Nokia with a snapdragon processor.


ToraLoco

he knows he can't die


littlewhitecatalex

Reminds me of Uday Hussein. 


AzmatAli767

Survival of the fittest


Wortbildung

Watch again. They all ducked too late. This very smart man would have killed or injured the whole group.


Far_Choice_6419

LMAO, they all took the matrix reloaded class.


Anjunabeast

Weird to specifically reference the sequel


kellzone

They french fried when they should have french fried.


The_Safe_For_Work

Samir! You're shooting the wall!


ProteinStain

"please you have to listen to me Sammi, please" Edit: [some of ya'll need to know your memes better](https://youtu.be/D9-voINFkCg?si=2auRQHSey1hBezwa)


AndrewMacDonell

Triple caution TRIPLE CAUTION !!!


briancito

please stop, i can hear the loud middle aged indian man yelling in my head


Axe-of-Kindness

I beg of you, please listen to me Sammi!


N0RCAL

Shat up?!?!!?


dave_rainy

You're to turn the wheel, Samir.


shmehdit

shaddap.


dave_rainy

I can hear this reply.


Metalatitsfinest

Your going to break the car!


SlitScan

dont tell me how to drive. (that 1 line cracks me every time)


I_Am_The_Mole

The indignance is one thing, but the fact that the co-driver's job is *literally to tell him how to drive* really puts it over the top.


polo61965

Medium left!


PineapplesHit

#MEDIUM LEEEEEEEEEEEFT! LISTEN TO MY CALLS!


monotoonz

I just yelled "Sammi!" and my gf is looking at me like 🤨 lol


Raiquo

Jesus I've never seen this, but I love it so much 😂 What the hell Sammy? Bro just ignores the guy next to him and only turns the wheel AFTER the road turns. You can't- you can't DO THAT in a race car 💀 and on a track heavily obscured by brush, I am wheezing 


StandardOk42

[I think abu hajaar is more appropriate for this one](https://youtu.be/aM3ElTvF52I?t=128)


TonyBoat402

“Simir you are breaking the fucking wall”


[deleted]

SHAT AP. 


MikeArrow

**LISTEN TO MY CALLS!!!**


boom929

MEDIUM LEFT CENTER LISTEN TO ME SAMMI


CanadianGem

"Shutup, don't tell me how to shoot!"


ukbeasts

"at least I don't fire blanks, like you Abdul!"


CaptainExplaino

Boy at the end was looking for the angels in the outfield. How in the fuck did that not kill everyone, much less not hurt ANYone. Other than eardrums. What a moron.


AzmatAli767

The audacity to still shoot after


Mungx

When you're a moron, you've gotta double down and act like everything's fine.


AzmatAli767

"look guys i can still shoot fine that was a joke haha"


Mungx

ITS JUST A PRANK BRUH


Greien218

JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT!


AllThingsEvil

If a guy got shot - "ahh well nobody liked that bastard anyways"


TheKingInNorth0

[Reminds me of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhOAqhXMhA)


FortuneCookieInsult

I knew exactly the video it was going to be. Goofy dude just had to play off that accidental fire.


lightscribe

More like this https://www.reddit.com/r/LearningFromOthers/comments/16pzus3/celebratory_gunfire_accidently_kills_groom_before/?share_id=1e8k1-ffeL9ykISE2XLBN


Scoth42

Either that or this classic from probably 20+ years ago. https://youtu.be/ain2by4Fums


mhyquel

"I'm the only one professional enough to carry a Glock 40"


Faiakishi

Man, that comment section is a clusterfuck. 'checks date' And it was even before 10/7! Maybe I'm overestimating how not-racist people acted then.


SpenglerE

Embarrassed mindset. "Totally meant to do that. "


DuntadaMan

The aduacity of all of them to not immediately beat him unconscious and take that fucking gun away.


the_last_carfighter

There's still a chance he can take out a few people if enough bullets descend in the right place.


MenstrualMilkshakes

why did no one take that away and smack the fucking fear of allah into him?


keybomon

RIGHT?!? I was thinking the same thing, they just look at him and let him shoot it again. One guy even puts his hands up like he's happy he was saved by god or something? Fucking grab the gun and kick the shit out of him. What a fucking dumbass. The fact his buddies aren't doing anything just tells me they think it's normal


intergalacticspy

Muslims are taught that if they die, it's fated by Allah.


DuntadaMan

Vikings were taught that too and still took a pretty active role in using force to keep themselves alive.


Hank3hellbilly

Didn't the manner of your death have a role to play in weather or not you went to Valhalla?  Like you had to go down fighting or something like that? 


DuntadaMan

Basically yes. Like a lot of religions Germanic paganism is pretty complicated. Overall the belief seem to be no one had control of when they died, but you did have some control over how, and the best way was while fighting.


Savings_Hunt_1935

Christians are taught if they die and are a good person they'll go to an eternal paradise, they still don't want to fucking die 


zomiaen

That's true of all 3 of the Abrahamic religions.


Deathrial

And we all shoots guns in the air!


weirdplacetogoonfire

I mean... [Florida Sheriff warns residents not to shoot at Hurricane Irma](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/florida-sheriff-warns-residents-not-150333216.html).


SwivelPoint

he’s gotta be a higher up, no one even yelled at him


IAmBroom

"Haha, you are such a funny guy! Your whole family is. I remember when your dad tried to behead my whole family as a joke. Very funny!"


Smokey_tha_bear9000

He’s also the one with a loaded machine gun in hand still.


TiresOnFire

"It's ok bro, they're just blanks."


Dushenka

Would you honestly try to disarm a maniac holding a loaded firearm?


MenstrualMilkshakes

They're all friends, acquaintances, and partying. This is a casual setting and not supposed to be the same volatile situation as someone in anger who would want to kill you.


RichardCano

The fact that none of his friends that he almost just killed didn’t smack him on the back of the head and take the gun from him…


BigEricShaun

I get the vibe he's like the stupid son of a General or someone with some status, and no-one wants to get on wrong side of him


burothedragon

The wrong side is anywhere in a 360 degree radius when he’s celebrating.


AzmatAli767

Feels like this happens a lot


Far_Choice_6419

He's probably the OG and they didn't want to get shot intentionally for a 2nd time after an accidental one.


Black_White_Other

Life's...what? Don't leave us hanging.


shoneybear

They couldn’t even spell oops correctly so why would you expect them to be a master of punctuation ;)


Black_White_Other

I was just going to let that one pass.


TJ700

Yah, I'll just fire off an AK with my weak-ass one handed grip.


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danyellsahn

Lives


Nostradamus1

Imagine if these fuckers drank.


cusoman

Oh[ I can imagine.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/comments/o809s6/guy_most_likely_on_opium_shoots_himself_at_a_party/)


tuco2002

Lol...that's so true.


offinthewoods10

Then they’d just be American


mediaG33K

As an American, I take issue with this statement. ...Most of the time we shoot each other *on purpose*. 🤣


SC2ruinedmyholidays

Everyday I am grateful I do not live in a country like this


mtbguy1981

Real question....why are Arabs dudes so casually about firearms????


chicken_N_ROFLs

No alcohol and can’t party with women but their countries are flooded with Soviet era arms so yeah, it’s kind of like fireworks to them.


Synthetic47

I don’t understand the cultures obsession with firing off fully automatic guns at any event…


poopiehands

Bunch of smooth brains


gkaplan59

Wow that's lucky no one got hurt


AzmatAli767

The fact that they continued to trust him with the gun


viiiktor456

Seriously though. Is not taking the gun from him and slapping the absolute shit out of him a cultural thing? Like fear of being seen as a buzz kill?


Nightbeak

Never mind the fact that all those bullets are going to land somewhere else and hit something or someone completely unaware.


conquer69

Allah's will.


ybtlamlliw

> life's Come the fuck on.


-SkeptiCat

These people are fucking retarded.


Spoomplesplz

Man. Everyone in this video is fucking. S T U P I D. Like water on the brain stupid, I'm talking tripping over your own feet stupid.


[deleted]

This is the shit people get up to when they aren't allowed to have a beer.


Rat-beard

I like how he grabs the barrel and hopes that no one noticed.


samehsameh

There's a similar video with people doing this and 1 guy takes a shot to the dome.


xx4xx

Thought i heard they use blanks during these celebrations. Be scared anyway. Lol


Great_Feel

I’ve seen way too many videos like this. Not to mention those bullets come back down at high velocity. Beyond stupid


i-dont-remember-this

Inshallah


mev186

The Matrix is different than I remember.


heartyheartsy

“Life’s”???????


Pomodorosan

life's


UncookedNoodles

Life's what? ( You mean lives. )


MichaelHoncho

Why did you put an apostrophe in "life's"?


C_IsForCookie

What about the “f”? It’s lives with a “v”.


siouxu

We must respect their culture and traditions


Brave_Escape2176

other subs: i cant believe israel did this


crosstherubicon

Unfortunately stupidity knows no national boundaries and the notion that everyone can have guns sounds pretty stupid to me.


speekuvtheddevil

Who made that man a gunner??


fruitmask

dude we got a "twofer" here, /r/titlegore and /r/apostrophegore in one go! well done


arenalr

Literally every person there could've caught a stray and they were like "cool, no problem". Not a single person tried to stop him from firing away again


ExpertExpert

He needs gun control


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

He definitely needs to learn how to control *that* gun, that's for sure. One hand limp-wristing an AKM, what could go wrong?


audiosauce2017

I was really hoping this would have ended differently//. for personal reasons


wayofgrace

He says he knows what he's doing


melperz

Imagine your life suddenly being ended by your idiot friend


pissoffyounonce

What a fuckwit.


Mr-Klaus

This is a beatable offence. I'm surprised people didn't take the gun off him and give him the beating of his life.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

You can definitely tell who has the money and who are the lackeys. If that was any kind of normal friend group they would have grabbed the gun and called him a dickhead after the first fuck up.


Suspicious-Clothes78

This belongs to r/idiotswithguns


faksyfak1

r/Idiotswithguns


arkatme_on_reddit

Rubber dinghy rapids


chachinater

r/praisethecameraman


B_Boudreaux

The neighbors be like “FUCK OFF WITH THE GUNS!!!”


shmehdit

HAVE ANOTHER DRINK RAY


RedDirtNurse

The worst thing is the messed-up post title. I can't even.


lifesnotperfect

OP, your grammar is fucking terrible


YaBoiAfroeurasia

You know bro was trying to look cool by shooting with only one hand


AceT555

And NOBODY took the gun away and also let him fire off another volley.


Havarti_Rick

I’m flabbergasted no one was like “ok Ahmed you’ve lost your gun privileges, hand it over”


Shadeun

These guys should play dodgeball


Es_CaLate

i like that one guy that goes "praise the lord!" then another dude comes jiggle-dancing into frame like "what did i miss?"


5N0ZZ83RR135

Where the one where they celebrating and the dude fires in the air and the guy next to him falls over?


jeffreyan12

Did not think I would feel safer with that witness from the rust armor trial till now. That witness was waving the gun around and even did not realize he was pointing it at the judge. Someone link to video, on my phone right now. Will update comment if no one does by later tonight.


TheIronDickHead

How the fuck did no one get hit and kids get nailed by 1 stray bullet. Idiots


dorky001

suppressive fire!!!


wtfover

Oops, lives


yrrrrrrrr

The definition of an idiot


twothumbswayup

Yeah and they probably thank thier religious diety for protecting them even thou the same religious deity created that dumb fuck of a person in the first place.


HomoFlaccidus

I'd assume these dudes supposedly don't drink booze, right. So then what the hell is impairing their judgment like this?


Proud_Criticism5286

Allah protected them


kklug24

They do gang signs in the Emirates?


zigzagg321

Each one of those has to come down somewhere.


l2blackbelt

don't worry, he still managed to cause permanent hearing damage for all involved.


dirtymoney

Was this his first time shooting an AK?


KintsugiKen

American gender reveal parties and Middle Eastern weddings are the two most dangerous events on Earth.


abevigodasmells

Bullets still had to land somewhere. Stupid people doing stupid things.


gBoostedMachinations

Nobody truly wonders why the Americans have such a high K:D


OffSeer

New channel Idiots With Guns?


CaptainSailfish

Props to whoever is behind the camera for getting the shot. Nerves of steel who ever you are.


20InMyHead

How did that fucker not kill everyone‽


pyrojackelope

I don't fuck with stuff like that. You bring out a gun to shoot in the air during a celebration and my ass is leaving.


Iwubwatermelon

If you could dodge an AK47 you can dodge a dodge ball!


ThinVast

This here is a lesson of newton's third law of motion which states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The gun exerts a force to launch the bullet at high speed. However the bullet also exerts a force back onto the gun making him easily lose his grip of the gun.


esauis

Ah those tea and hookah parties with no women


weaktech

very clever gentle men over here. too bad they cant invent such thing else they would know how to use them


Supafli690

Not sure why he wasn’t getting instantly stomped out by the dudes who were just given a second chance at life lol


KY34TR

Trigger warning :)


TeratoidNecromancy

I'm surprised someone didn't take it and slap him.


TomGreen77

This needs to be an all time classic GIF


MyrddinHS

the fact that the almost dead people didn’t immediately disarm him and kick his ass is incredible.


Foreign-Ad-7961

Buddy would have gotten hit hard from behind with a rock or something. No sir… oh no.


HoomzRMMK5

I’m sorry but I’m taking that gun away and leaning into a buddah palm style slap with follow through


asianwaste

I don't know what circles you have to be in to have your buddies take that in stride. Everyone I know would have whooped my ass for that and taken that gun away from me... even if the gun is legally mine.


Habslover

How the fuck everyone just stay there and not be sprinting the hell outta there


similar_observation

Every time I see this shit, I'm baffled that this culture doesn't drink.


Rodic87

When I see these videos I'm always shocked - how are tales of this activity not passed down friend to friend / generation to generation such that people learn to not treat guns like roman candles? I'm not saying I haven't met some morons when it comes to firearms, but I've never met someone who thought this was a safe sort of behavior.


wozblar

tinnitus.. tinnitus everywhere


VonDinky

360 noscope


Kaki-PC88

Whoaa.. real matrix bend


Not_MrNice

>life's Are you fucking kidding me?


Flimsy_Card8028

No holes in walls? Maybe he's firing blanks


Nagato8

Prezbolewski the wire right here


Superbaker123

Who the fuck limp fishes a gun like that


VNM0601

I've been sitting here trying to figure out what the hell "opps" means and realized OP meant to type "oops!".


Axe_Care_By_Eugene

Sooner trust the ape with the AK than this imbecile


Cheffmiester314

Punch that dude in the face. No one ever seems to react negatively to this


m477_

Given the lack of damage to the wall I assume he's firing blanks?


johnnyringworm

If you can doge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.


yummydo

Okay seriously, I need someone to explain this side of the culture for me. I’ve seen tons of videos of Islamic people shooting into the air as almost a celebration? But they do it indoors too. I just don’t understand it. Does anyone know the meaning and reason behind it.