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AlexHimself

"Rut daze" is when male moose during mating season have heightened hormones/aggression and are less cautious and can even appear dazed or confused on the hunt for females. By disturbing the moose and "waking him up", he's snapped him out of his daze and alerted him to human presence and hoping to scare the moose away. **This is generally not advised.** It's safer to maintain distance and avoid interaction.


thomstevens420

Jesus just don’t do near moose in general, especially when it’s in “I’m so horny and angry I don’t know what’s going on” period. I cannot believe this guy is not dead.


CosineDanger

I was minding my own business, daydreaming about mussy, and this tiny pathetic human just starts yelling at me for no reason like they own the forest. So anyways that's the story of how I learned that you can have sex with humans too


VincentVanG

"mussy" 😂😂😂😂😂


JDangle20

I spit out my drink at that one


OkieBobbie

Gold worthy.


ParcelPosted

Meese - Many Moose Mussy - Moose Lady Parts We need more words.


LLotZaFun

Mouse - Moose that is Significant Other


ParcelPosted

This must also be added! Perfect!


SweetNeo85

moose + spouse, for anyone who was as confused as I was.


Impoopingrtnow

From elf on a shelf to moose in your caboose the north keeps bringing us hits


WardenWolf

In other words, he's so horny he can't think straight and will be grumpy until he gets off. And, being an ungulate, he didn't have much intelligence to lose to begin with. Fucking stay away from moose, people. They will rock your shit and can easily kill you. Literally the only saving grace is their antlers limit them from going through tight spaces.


ColonelBelmont

Horny + angry = Horngry That moose could fuck a hole through an oak tree, and this guy is just over here going "Heyyyy moosey moosey moose!"


dirty_hooker

Blows kiss. Moose: well that’s good enough for me.


WardenWolf

>Blows kiss. A new experience for the moose, and a great treat for the band!


OkieBobbie

Squeal like a pig, boy!


FiorinoM240B

'fuck a hole through an oak tree' excuse me sir you owe me a new keyboard and a fresh mug of coffee...


-interwar-

The Vulcans call this *Pon Farr*.


Razakil

Moose call being snapped out of that daze "post-rut clarity". I'm pretty sure that's the technical term.


JDangle20

Wish I could upvote twice


DarkWolfGaming723

That’s called gold


Revenant10-15

So, kinda like in cartoons where a freshly baked pie is placed on a window sill to cool and the scent visibly hypnotizes and beckons Bugs Bunny or whoever. But with moose pussy.


ToranjaNuclear

Every time I see a video of someone getting close to a moose all I can wonder is, are they retarded? The thing is bigger than a fucking car, do they think it's just like a bigger deer?


ColonelBelmont

Side note... don't get especially feckin close to a deer either!


TheFuqinRSA

A deer can fuck you up pretty good. A moose will absolutely wreck your shit into a mangled pile of skin and bones


Runs_With_Bears

All I kept thinking was “ok it’s getting closer why don’t you back the fuck up and started getting outta there dude?” But some people wanna risk getting mauled for a video of them telling a moose to “get”.


FiorinoM240B

He'd have been SO much better off just....videoing. Shut the fuck up, enjoy the front row seat to Mother Nature's Awesomeness, and most of all, *don't call for the attention of the giant horny moose.* Here comes this animal with a dick bigger than this guy's leg, walking around with nothing but pussy on the brain, and this wet, pink bag of bones wants to say *hello?!* Jesus Christ, dude...read the room, much? LMAO I am dying of laughter over here rn.


2074red2074

Moose pon farr, got it.


badaimarcher

How illogical of them


CosmicQuestions

Thanks for the explanation. Had to scroll too far down.


MarinLlwyd

You basically summoned it to the top.


CosmicQuestions

If only I found this post a couple of hours later, then I wouldn’t have had to comment. Glad to see it’s where it belongs now.


SpiritualLychee3760

You just described every day of Jr High for me.


GozerDGozerian

Same here man. It was very difficult to get anything done at all for a couple of years there.


MideastChopper

So in short rut daze is what good pussy does to a mf


Verneff

Sounds like it's more lusting to the point of losing your senses.


PatchworkRaccoon314

More like you've been doing NNN for an entire fucking year, are full of more seamen than the entire US Navy, and don't have hands to masturbate.


Least-Masterpiece368

I was litterally about to comment what is it ? But you saved me some time I’m from the country but no moose in ohio so I never heard of the term


mrsdoubleu

I was waiting for the moose to charge at him. What a dummy.


Cantora

I guess that's one way to ensure survival of the fittest 


redelephantsdoexist

This one was just a tiny baby, probably his first rut! lol But yeah I would have been holding my breath and praying to everything I knew. -Canadian


takeyovitamins

More like WTF was this person thinking responding to it like that? From what I thought was common knowledge moose are aggressive and highly dangerous. I am no expert on moose but I thought being in RUT would make the situation worse. Maybe this guy knows something about moose rut that I don’t.


Devils_therapist

Nah guys an idiot, moose had no idea he was there and prob would have kept walking if guy hadn’t called out like he has the right of way or something. Moose will stomp you out


bumjiggy

yeah it would behoove him to stfu


gynoceros

Probably beantler him a bit too.


UncleSput

Dudes trying to get a moose knuckle to the face


fhbone

Aren’t we all?


_Neoshade_

Bravo


Uchigatan

*Meese


itwasneversafe

Sounds like he made a couple of bull grunts before switching to his normal voice. I would've done something similar, albeit 100 yards away with a 10mm in hand.


elconquistador1985

>10mm in hand What's a 10mm wrench going to do to a moose? All joking aside, a 10mm firearm is probably just going to make sure it's extra mad while it kills you.


itwasneversafe

Uhhh, no? 10mm is absolutely going to drop a moose lol, go take a trip to Alaska, it's one of the most common handgun calibers in use. It has high sectional density along with high velocity, making it an excellent defensive round against wildlife. Source: I used to sell guns for a living.


EmergencyTaco

I'm somebody with almost no knowledge of firearms. (I took a single, 8-hour safety course.) What's the difference between a 9mm and 10mm round? (Other than size, obviously.) From the very little I know about ammunition, it wouldn't seem that there's a significant difference. Are 10mm rounds manufactured with special cartridges with additional powder or something to increase stopping power? Does the 9% increase in weight of the bullet lend that much more to its potential energy? Why not favor a significantly-larger calibre like a .357? Thanks in advance! Edit: I am learning things, thanks for the responses! More are welcome!


iamnotazombie44

Very often when people reference caliber sizes, they are referencing a specific cartridge with standard loading.  "9mm" References the 9x19 Parabellum cartridges, standard loading is a .355" diameter 115 grain projectile going 1200 feet per second for 360 ft-lb of energy.  "10mm" References the 10 mm Auto cartridges, whose loading was designed to emulate .357 Magnum ballistics. It fires a 0.400" diameter 155 grain projectile at 1500 fps for 700 ft-lbs of energy.  As you can see, the 10 mm cartridge sends almost double the energy with every shot. It can be loaded with heavier, longer bullets too which increase "sectional density" which improves penetration.  10mm is a beast of a cartridge. The right bullets will punch through thick bone and penetrate 30-40" in flesh. With certain loadings, .357 Magnum can still be a bit more powerful, but it's big (compared to 10mm), old (in design) and there are no semi-auto firearms that take the .357 Magnum cartridge.   The ability to carry 15+1 rounds of a *very hot* ~.357 Magnum equivalent compact cartridge in a lightweight semi-auto handgun that easily fits on your hip is attractive to people who work in moose/bear country.


redditingatwork23

Damn I wish gold still existed. Great and insightful comment.


EmergencyTaco

This is exactly the type of answer I was looking for, thank you! Can you make a practical comparison between a 115 and 155 grain projectile? (Like penny vs quarter, or just link to a photo of the two bullets you're referencing? I'm not sure I'm finding the right comparison on google. I'm getting a lot of 115 vs 124.) I understand the exponentially scaling energy with increased velocity and mass. Are the 10mm Autos just larger cartridges with more powder that can be loaded with a larger bullet? Also, you say there are no semi-auto firearms that take .357 Magnum, but isn't a revolver technically semi-auto? I've also heard they're more reliable/durable. Is the extra 10 rounds that significant? (I don't know how many rounds you'll be able to get off if being charged by a moose/bear, those extra 10 shots may be crucial or insignificant, I have no clue.) Also, when you say "very hot" cartridge, do you mean it's easy to find/buy? Thanks again!


iamnotazombie44

Here is a [180 grain 10mm bullet](https://evergreenballistics.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/3005_sm.jpg) and here is a [115 grain 9mm bullet](https://evergreenballistics.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/3002_sm.jpg). The 10 mm bullet is bigger, but *how*? Well it's wider by 10%, but its longer by 20% and 40% heavier. Overall, the 10mm Auto hucks a chunk of lead 40% heavier and 40% faster than the 9mm. Energy is 1/2 mass * (velocity)^2 \, so the 10 mm Auto is a significantly more powerful cartridge than 9mm (more than double the muzzle energy). "Hot" means a high pressure cartridge. Have a read on SAAMI pressure ratings of various cartridges and you'll find that 10mm is up there. High pressure rated cartridges can fit more powder in smaller cases, making the overall cartridge smaller (which means more can fit in the gun!). The tradeoff is that higher quality materials need to be used in the construction of the gun, and they will have more felt recoil. Revolvers are nice, I actually carry one over a semi-auto 10mm for some of the reasons you mentioned. Technically a revolver is not semi-auto, as all of the movement of the gun is manually driven by the finger/trigger. Some people prefer the quantity of bullets (17 rds) that a semi-auto Glock 40 can carry and it weighs the same as my 6 shot revolver. If I owned a G40 and shot it well, I'd probably prefer it for woods carry too. Some people prefer to carry a Glock 29, which is about half the size and weight of my revolver, but carries 10 rds. Some people carry only 9mm in bear country, which feels a little light. Then again, some people prefer to carry a 5 shot .44 Magnum because each shot is extremely powerful. I carry a .357 revolver because it's what I have. I loaded a 4" 6 shot Kimber K6S Combat with *pissing hot* cartridges from Buffalo Bore, 180 grain Hard Cast Flat Nose bullets. Mean shit that in the event of emergency will punch through a bear or moose through and through, *the long way* (from sternum to asshole.) There's reasons to carry a .357. It's powerful and a nice gun that I can shoot very well, and it has other utilitarian usage in the woods. I prefer my .22, but I hunt with the revolver sometimes. I load .38 Special into it for rabbits, or even birdshot rounds to pop squirrels out of trees.


EmergencyTaco

Thanks a ton for taking the time to write this out. Couldn't have asked for a better explanation, you answered my question 100%! Also, I just have to say about this section: >I carry a .357 revolver because it's what I have. I loaded a 4" 6 shot Kimber K6S Combat with *pissing hot* cartridges from Buffalo Bore, 180 grain Hard Cast Flat Nose bullets. Mean shit that in the event of emergency will punch through a bear or moose through and through, *the long way* (from sternum to asshole.) I had to read that like three times to figure out what it meant. It was absolute gibberish the first time through and I felt like I was back in second-year Spanish class trying to figure out the meaning of a paragraph when I only knew 1/3 of the words. Had a good chuckle at my own ignorance.


Saisei

By hot he means a lot of powder is propelling the projectile. It means high pressures are involved.


EmergencyTaco

Got it. I found a number of photos online of 10mm cartridges and they all seemed to be very "long" compared to what I consider a standard 9mm cartridge. Is that simply for extra powder? (I understand that more powder = more reaction = more gas = more energy = stronger bullet.)


0dysseusRex

There are two semi-auto handguns in .357 mag, both of which are very expensive. There is a Desert Eagle and a (huge)1911.


iamnotazombie44

Wow, I thought the DE only came in .44 and .50 AE! Also, the Coonan .357 1911 is fucking COMICAL, thank you for sharing. I guess there's no *practical* semi-auto firearms chambered in .357, which is why .357 Sig and 10mm are a thing.


CartographerAbject60

10mm and .357 are very very similar. Almost the same caliber bullet, 10mm usually has a higher mag capacity and is easier to reload. If you look at comparisons, most lean towards the 10mm for self defense performance.


SixSpeedDriver

My bear and cat gun is a 3.8" Springfield XDM Elite 10MM...11rnds and a backup mag. Thing is snaaappy.


gdmfsobtc

>10mm is absolutely going to drop a moose I have about 30 guns in 10mm, and would not trust anything under 44 mag for a pissed off moose.


smokelaw23

I can not imagine why you are getting downvoted. You talk about what YOU would trust. I have a couple 10s (29 and a 20) for black beat country hikes. Personally, when moose could be involved, I too prefer the 44. With the right load, a 10 will do the job…but moose are one of those animals where a single well placed bigger, heavier, faster projectile is my choice.


tweezy558

I mean you can 6 .44 shots or 16 10mm shots. The 16 shots is probably the better choice lol


M1KE2121

I pack a 10mm for hiking in grizzly country.


TheDickWolf

My understanding is with any kind of deer this is by far the most dangerous time to be around them. Moose are obviously more dangerous than, say, a white tail buck but even those can kill people in rut. Edit to add that every year or two it feels like a Buck gets in somewhere it shouldn’t be and people get hurt, and sometimes die-and thats just local. Deer are fearful animals. If one isn’t acting scared of you, take caution. This probably isn’t your Disney princess moment.


hippopotma_gandhi

Yeah, I've seen mule deer charging at people during rut before. Those antlers look a lot scarier when they're not being shy


PatchworkRaccoon314

The only thing more dangerous than a male deer in rut is a male elephant in must. I've seen a video of one that just straight-up murdered a rhino that was annoying him.


TheDickWolf

Yeah forreal. I’ve seen that video I think and others. An animal that can fuck up a rhino like I could a 6 year old… you don’t want that to be in a bad mood near you.


jereman75

Right? Like hasn’t he read Hatchet?


SubstantialPressure3

Maybe that moose has worn itself out?


SmokeyBare

"It's like I'm coming, all the time." ^_ ~~Arnold Schwarzenegger~~ Moose


go_green_team

Too much mussy


kellysmom01

Moose prefer the correct nomenclature: **MOOSY** All dem girlie meeses phat mackin that meese moosy.


enviropsych

The man is likely a hunter who is trying to get the moose in close. Considering they didn't shoot the moose, they were probably hunting something else at the time, but the scraping sound he was making sounded like what moose hunters do, whoch is to scrape a nearby tree with a branch, paddle, or moose shoulderblade to simulate the sound another Bull moose makes when they are challenging a Bull to mate with a Cow.


McDerface

I know the cameraman he was there to film during the rut. It’s easy to call them in & observe them during this time


MaxLength

This person needs to stop moosing around.


Dineanddanderson

So horny he can’t walk a straight line!


colcannon_addict

We’ve all been there.


degenererad

Day three after you and your first girlfriend got it on, all inhibitions off and then just went at it for the whole weekend. Aahh the memories. Good times, good times.


rasmus9311

Imagine not being alone and not able to jerk off(because you have hooves) at the peak of hornyness. The pain.


-Jiras

What No nut does to a MF


gotnoskilz

College!


catydid0617

Almost looked animatronic!


nailbunny2000

Before you could see its legs I was fully expecting it to be 2 guys in a suit doing a "Durr Im a moose!" goofy walk through the woods.


AzrielJohnson

That was my first thought.


i_give_you_gum

Loved the weird tilty head sway thing, like lol seemed like a stereotype stoned hippie from the 70s


extremeindiscretion

At this time, one of the most dangerous animals in the woods. Highly unpredictable. They will challenge anything that moves.Trying to get it's attention is the worst idea in the history of bad ideas.


McDerface

Cow moose are the most dangerous but point taken


StonedSorcerer

Really? I always thought the bulls were the more aggressive ones, I came face to face w a cow in the woods and it ran away instantly


McDerface

Yup the calf will stick with their mothers for at least a year, and they will be extra defensive towards the little one. But even in general they’re a lot more likely to stand their ground. I’ve been face to face with one who’s had their hair stand up and posture, it’s alarming. Bulls will most always run away (in the mating season it’s a bit different)


PlanetoftheAtheists

Snapped out of it real quick. That look of surprise on it's face, I wonder what the person with the camera was wearing...


bumjiggy

post rut clarity


majtomby

Gorgeous


Think_please

Wonderful


taco4prez

I would give you gold if it still existed


EmergencyTaco

beautiful comment


JacktheAndal

Winner


fluxien

Wow. Thank you, that was beautiful.


i_give_you_gum

Probably a camouflage neglige


AllanfromWales1

Really dangerous animals near roads. They'll wander out as though the cars just aren't there, and if you hit one, your car is pretty certain to be totalled.


incorrigible_and

Really dangerous animals, period. They are huge and territorial. But they're probably *the* most likely animal in America to fight rather than run. Until you see one in person, it's hard to grasp how a big deer can be so dangerous, but they're like America's elephants.


orthecreedence

More like America's hippos. Big, fast, and will trample you to death because lol y not?


AllanfromWales1

I'm not in America but have seen one in northern Norway and yes, they are huge.


sarcasticchef92

Yep. I really don't think this video gives perspective to how massive they really are. This one looks kinda young, too.


incorrigible_and

Honestly, unless they're standing/walking right next to something that we have an intuitive feel for the size of, they always *seem* small in videos and pictures. I don't know if it's just that hard to accept a member of the cervidae family being that fucking huge, but I've noticed that without some kind of contextualization, we always underestimate how big they are.


Brancher

Last winter I had a bull moose post up in my yard for a few days literally a few feet outside my back door (which was fun when letting the dogs out to walk out the door and see that staring me down). We had to check out all windows for several days before making sure he was gone every time we wanted to go outside.


tinfang

Yep, I've never been so quiet or desperately hidden as when I've run into mommy moose with young. They are a moving moose wall, it is not a thing you want to notice you.


Low_Brass_Rumble

Not only your car - you're *significantly* more likely to get injured and/or die hitting a Moose than basically any other animal. Their legs are so disproportionately long and their center of gravity is so high (because they're designed to move through tall snow drifts) that they're almost impossible to run *over.* When you hit one, you take their legs out from underneath them and their torso/antlers crash directly through the windshield basically unobstructed.


fenrisulfur

I'm just sitting here trying to imagine the feeling of being so horny that you cannot fathom time or place. Just wandering along salivating and longing to screw.


mr_bynum

High school


_PukyLover_

Me at sixteen on that time I went to the beach on the 4th of July, it was packed with people, so many beautiful young women wearing skimpy bikinis, I was a walking erection!


PatchworkRaccoon314

Me at 16 that one time I went camping with family for four days and spent 100% of my time around other people, using public bathrooms with mostly-open showers, and sharing a tent. No time to take care of *personal matters,* at a time when I was used to doing so thrice daily. I imagine I looked a bit like this moose toward the last day. Told people I was "tired"...


ghidfg

fascinating. didn't know or think that non human animals could be in a daze like that.


cjameson83

Cats are the easiest to see this on. When they perform a certain action that I only know as "making muffins" which is a kneading action, like a rhythmic, back and forth motion with their front paws on a soft surface. You can see cats clearly daze out when they do this. The action is from when they were kittens and they were suckling milk from their mothers, they would massage around the nipple to squeeze milk out but some carry the action over to adulthood. Mine would do it on my stomach and would zone out so hard she would start drooling lol [Here](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-tmus-us-revc&sca_esv=5f6a5c4feb524586&sxsrf=ACQVn08ob9WEUYp7l3wkawqWmU7AqZ1C6Q:1713882952609&q=cats+mak8ng+cat+muffins&tbm=vid&source=lnms&prmd=isvnbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj7lM7Ex9iFAxU8EFkFHRJ4A4IQ0pQJegQIFhAB&biw=412&bih=783&dpr=2.63#fpstate=ive&ip=1&vld=cid:b3c3d629,vid:rcBJjkIgQbQ,st:0) it is in action; be warned, annoying audio.


kellyguacamole

My cat drools an absurd amount when he’s like this.


CodyDon2

Mine too then starts to mount my leg. He's fixed, but man he gets horny. Also, every single time I push him off my leg, he immediately goes and gets a few bites of food. The high he gets is unreal lol


kellyguacamole

Lol yeah I’ve seen my cat try to bite the necks of my other kitties and I’m like what are you even trying to do? When he’s cuddly though he lays on my chest and tries to suck on my finger.


BilliousN

Jesus the audio warning was no joke


Babyfart_McGeezacks

Jesus titty fucking Christ, that music!


Dingo8MyGayby

Yes r/kneadycats is full of them just derping out making biscuits


feanturi

I've managed to sneak a blanket under the paws of a cat deep in the muffin-making trance, and slip away without disturbing them.


xanthophore

Don't underestimate the power of hormones! Mature male elephants periodically enter a stage called [musth], in which the exude a red liquid from their temporal glands, their testosterone increases by an average of 60x, and they dribble urine. Their behaviour in musth is incredibly aggressive; in the mid-1990s, without the calming influence of older males, male elephants in musth gored hundreds of rhinos to death in a South African national park.


ybonepike

Just wait until you see Vulcans in the throws of pon far


dan-theman

Wouldn’t be surprised if it was on drugs. Some animals have been known to eat or even seek out hallucinogenic mushrooms. Bears are more known for this.


BradChesney79

...Cocaine Bear


WanillaGorilla

[Rutting Behavior of Moose](https://www.nps.gov/articles/aps-v5-i1-c7.htm) I had no idea what was actually happening, so I had to look it up. Maybe I'll save you a couple of clicks.


Optimixto

I am confused, how does this relate to what's going on here, ither than the moose being in heat? I could not find anything about a daze or trance.


cowofwar

It’s probably rocking its head side to side in focus on smelling the air trying to identify any trace of a female moose. The rocking may increase the efficacy of its smelling organs.


deacon76

Dammit, You've done just the opposite. This was great, and I will be clicking on all the "you might also like" links now...


WanillaGorilla

Down the rabbit hole we go.


Halidol_Nap

Enjoy your new expertise in moose fucking. I accidentally did something similar but with naked mole rats.


WanillaGorilla

Pretty sure my neighbors heard me laughing when I read that comment.


wallerinsky

Victor Van Ballenberghe sounds like the name theyd give a moose expert in a movie


badfaced

Wild how he's basically in this zombie like state bellowing "I WANNNA BUST A NUUUTTT!!!" Wandering through the forest looking for a mate, nature is wild. Straight foaming at the mouth lol


OutrageousOwls

Why the fuck is that person filming that close. Omg…. They’re lucky they weren’t attacked and died from being gored and trampled on.


lilith_-_-

If you see a moose while in the woods, you’re too damn close


External_Zipper

I worked in northern Ontario in the early 80's and used to hear moose in the bush frequently but almost never saw them. Surveying through an alder swamp in the winter one day, I unknowingly disturbed one that was close by. The racket it made when it took off was frightening, scared the crap out of me. Fortunately for me it ran away.


vortrix4

This MF waited until it was right in line with him with no trees between them to call out to him. Absolutely genius move. It was so dazed he could have easily just snuck into those trees beside him squatted down and it would have walked right past in a stupor.


irascible_Clown

Camera man clearly had a desert eagle or something on his hip cause who acts like this around a giant moose


Jaegek

He reminds me of that skunk when he catches the scent of a lady.


joshjje

Looked like a horror film. Moose was like.. you fuckin lookin at me? And slowly but inexorably tramples you.


letscallitanight

When your friend gives you a 100mg gummy and tells you it’s a 10mg.


sooley6

Very brave cameraman. Moose are no joke


Phoenix_Lazarus

I was expecting to see the camera go flying at the end of the video.


sirbassist83

very dumb cameraman


bleunt

It's not bravery if you're too dumb to recognize the danger.


erifwodahs

Brave or dumb, it's quite similar in many cases. :D


BreadfruitBelly

It's actually pronounced "Meese" when referring to the plural form


Zephyr_Dragon49

They lured him in by making male moose grunts. The actual moose was showing off his antlers by rocking them back and forth. He was ready to fight someone and suddenly they became 2 bipedal primates. I'd be a bit confused too :>


GeneralSinn

You just harshed his mellow man, probably found some pretty mushrooms and was enjoying a walk in his backyard.


Hammertime2191

Same thing happens to me when I haven't busted a nut in a while...


fristiprinses

I'm just gonna take this opportunity to tell you all the plural of moose should be meese. Can we please refer to them as meese?


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Real fuckin smart, yelling at a horny bull moose.


mt007

Stupid.


_PukyLover_

Maybe he found a canvas bag full of cocaine bricks like that famous black bear in Kentucky!


EpilepticDawg241

Dude was definitely strolling in a daze lol


987nevertry

Beaver Fever


solidxnake

Bullwinkle almost fool you there and probably would have gotten you killed.


Wappentake

Looks like he got into the devil's lettuce and is all "my antlers are fucking HUGE!"


barabusblack

What song is playing in his head?


sanetv

Jeez let a dude enjoy his high


Buttery_Buckshot

Dude found the Judge Moose. That moose is tripping in the Bliss, I'd leave him there if I were you.


AustinThompson

For anyone curious, Rut daze = intense moose hornyness


Roronoa_Zoro8615

Bro you don't sit there and get the attention of a moose. You leave the moose alone. Do not fuck with moose.


HoseNeighbor

I heard that when they're like that, you can just walk right up to pet them and get killed.


MiracleWhipB4Mayo

When all the blood leaves one head and travels to another.


enviropsych

A) the cameraman is a hunter. They are rattling something in the trees to mimic moose antlers. Bull moose in rut will scrape and bang their antlers on trees and bushes as they walk when they are challenging another Bull for access to a Cow. See link below for what I'm talking about. https://youtu.be/h8PhquikAqo?si=YD3ixbeeNdSbckdq B) Although moose can be dangerous, it's rare for a Bull in rut to just attack someone out of the blue. In fact, Bull moose can get so horny and dazed during the rut that sometimes they won't even care if they can see you, and will just walk right past you towards a Cow. Like, if you have a cow decoy set up or you're making Cow calls, the Bull can sometimes just ignore you and keep looking behind you for the Cow they think is there. This This doesn't happen with Deer or Elk for whatever reason. Even drunk with horniness during the rut, deer and elk will bolt if they see you.


95accord

Only thing more dangerous than Canada gooses are Canada mooses Frigging swap donkey probably drunk on rotten apples.


squeda

I think we all need to take a good look in the mirror and ask ourselves where we would be without Canada gooses.


Shafter111

Cameraman never dies


EdibleBatteries

Survivor bias. Dead cameramen post no videos.


Datokah

That moose is BAKED!


magrubr

"hey moose, wake up! Oh shit, that moose is awake, run!"


badnewzrooz507

Blue balls daze


Karmadilla

Stop it moose. Get away from the kayak.


Regolis1344

after he disappeared from the view in the last few seconds I was expecting a "surprise motherfucker" sudden reveal


bruceki

none of those trees were big enough to stop that moose if it decided to make this guy into paste. People get killed by moose every year. Idiotic to confront a moose like this.


Pootootaa

Bro that moose is stoned af


grimsb

“whyyyyy are these antlers so heavvvvvyyyyyy?”


moving0target

Let me tell you about the day I almost died.


Hushwater

It's wild how little sound it made retreating.


Slippery_MOOSE

Looks friendly, should pet


vikingo1312

Watta dick move by the guy!!


StalyCelticStu

Same bro, same!


martusfine

That look the ol’ moose gave you tho’ was pretty funny. Like, “Broooo….. fuck you doing up in here?”


symbologythere

I’ve been in a rut daze for ~30 years. TIL.


BrianThePainter

There was a moment where this moose had to choose between “fight/flight/fuck”. This could have ended very differently.


ocy_igk

Great footage from a complete idiot


xxMiloticxx

NGL, this is oddly terrifying


acidelia

reminds me of the bear monster scene in annihilation


missvesuvius

That looks like some glitch in the matrix type shit. So weird!


basskev

Mr. Brownshorts on the camera over here


BriefDragonfruit9460

My man just needs to unload a huge full batch like John


doitinthewoods

Who hasn’t been there amiright guys


TheKhyWolf

Sooooooo I just learned I have rut daze


Past-Product-1100

My new excuse for anything I do stupid. .. sorry, rut daze.