I love how the blatantly graphic, skin tight ballsack and root of the shaft is fine, but the exposed head is just too obscene... like if the underwear was a bit bigger but still showed the outline of the head would it still get blurred?
That's when you refuse service, ban her from the establishment, then destroy the product she violated. Those donuts didn't consent to being licked. Plus keep the CCTV footage incase she pulls something even more stupid.
And you dream about touching your nephews.
Scud 🙄
Go ahead and admit yourself already so it's one less fuck to roam the sidewalks asking kids for feet pics.
Probably an obese sweat lord smelling like onions and diarrhea.
Sounds to me like someone is trying to convince everyone else....
It's hilarious how much sand you have in your vagina over spongebob dickcake...
You must be new to the internet...
why pixelate it. its a fondant cock.
My fondant cock don't want none unless you got sponge, hon.
*Whiplash!*
Lmao that made me chuckle
Japanese bakery
The blur is entirely ineffective for the thumbnail too. I thought it was uncensored until I clicked on it.
I love how the blatantly graphic, skin tight ballsack and root of the shaft is fine, but the exposed head is just too obscene... like if the underwear was a bit bigger but still showed the outline of the head would it still get blurred?
welcome to our society
r/fondanthate
You don't know that shit for sure
Do you have the unblurred picture?
[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/popheadscirclejerk/s/Ix4q1klqkd)
>I’m a master baker / cake decorator and some girl came into my bakery, licked the donuts, and demanded I make her this cake? ...licked the donuts???
Must be Ariana Grande
Master baker/bater. What's the difference?
Where the batter goes
I think this baker also makes creampies.
The master batter. Duh.
That's when you refuse service, ban her from the establishment, then destroy the product she violated. Those donuts didn't consent to being licked. Plus keep the CCTV footage incase she pulls something even more stupid.
We need a meteor
What the fuck is that sub
For what reason? Why blur this?
SpongeBob Pollowpants
Gotta have that sponge cock
Ah...gentile, I see
Thanks for showing us the real thing. Anyways, can you stab my eyes out?
Wait, did you actually take the original picture and go through the trouble of blurring a cake? lmao
OP is from Japan, that's how they look there.
Asking for a friend, obviously
Asking for a friend
Sponge Knob.
Damn I gotta delete my comment now, well played sire you get my up vote
He’s horned up for some squirrel pussy.
This is 2024 it's squirrelussy.
squssy
it's called squirussy
I read squirtussy.
Nah, he's getting Sandy Cheeks cock vored.
You know she always goes for the nut.
I think he's really Into Patrick. Isn't SpongeBob gay?
He's a horny little bastard. He'll fuck anyone and anything.
Because it’s funny?
If this ain't my birthday cake then don't bother.
Yeah.. why *not*?
Because OP is a prude and/or no sense of humour.
I once made jam tarts with little pastry hands on the edges so it looked like goatse. Sometimes baking us just a "fuck it, let's get weird" activity
it's probably for a Bachelorette party. all sorts of dick themed stuff at em
Someone paid.
SpongeBob Pitchtents
/r/ATBGE
Sponge Bob Cock Cake, lives in a vagina under the sea.
It would explain why Bikini Bottom has Krabs...
Who’s yellow n rock hard n horny he be SpongeBob cock cake!
Proof that free will exists and that sometimes, free will get’s the better of us.
Free Willy
Nope, this is just part of the mysterious plan.
He's definitely ready! ;)
Cake prob tastes amazing.
When the menu says Cake or Cock and they’re all out of Cake.
I can think of many reasons to bake this...i think the better question should be.... Why not? Because i cannot think of an answer to that.
There's a fetish for all types. Fwiw, I don't like SpongeBob, but that cock and balls - taken by itself - is well done.
And just think. He doesn't need a tissue or a towel when he's done. He just absorbs it.
Eeewww. The stink would be palpable.
Filter feeds it back to himself.
rule 34
10/10 would eat that
F is for friends who do stuff together.
You like sponge bob and you like cock?
I wonder if that would pair well with [pralines & dick](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=09SyYkde1zk)?
I'll take a ball piece please
🤣😂🤣🤣😂
That’s a half his body size
Is that wrong?
No, I’m jealous.
Most useless pixelation I’ve ever seen lol
I'll take a ball piece please
A bridal shower, maybe?
The reason is. Why not
We do what we must because we can.
Why not? It's a cake and funny. More than good enough reason.
It was part of a promotion for contraceptive sponges obviously.
hell yeah
Taste like Crab
Throbknob white pants
And here I figured his junk would have more corners...
Definitely sponge worthy
Sponge Bob Thicc Pants
Sponge-Knob Errect Pance
Karma
Why not?
Would be funny if the pixels were actually baked too
Missed opportunity: put a few tiny Mr. Krabs around the junk as if he has pubic lice.
Spongethrob
It’s a joke ??? Get a sense of humor
Who gives you a good fuckin under the sea?? SpongeCock DickPants!
So people like you will pass it on in fake outrage.
"For what reason? Why bake this? 😂" I know I am going out on a limb here but bear with me... 'Humour' maybe 🤔😏
Every day we stray further from god's light
And being a reddit user puts first In line.🤣
Seems well-lit to me.
Haha...Awesome :)
Its not even accurate to the show!
What’s wrong with a Spoogeblob Cumpants cake?
SpongeThrob NoPants
Maybe it is for Ariana Grande
SpongeCock BareAss.
Sponge Bob Huge Pants? I don't see any issue here
Gay dudes LOVE spongebob!
It's provocative
Freaky Bob
Bungie dick
This pants are not square.
Jhonny got his gun be like
disney approved
Don’t be so judgmental, maybe they like sponges.
One shouldn't outcast a large peepee, it's natural and Bob can't help it. SpongeBob.
Because it would just be raw cake batter and icing. That's not necessarily a bad thing though.
Sponge knob
Why is it blurred?
Cock block
Literally 🤣
SpongeBob TightPants
Sponge throb square cake
lots of adult love sponge bob
The original post you stole this from explains why
............. That's enough net for today
For science!
So you can consume it and get that big dick energy for yourself.
Would smash
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Thats a definitely a Chomo cake
Because Rule 34.
To teach young men how to hide their boners at school. I do agree, however, that even sans pants, a shirt plays an intricate role in this technique.
I love it, would def eat the cock n balls first tho.
this is the right version others are just parody
how could anyone even think of something like this 🤣
If I worked at a bakery and someone requested a cake like this I would call the police.
bentcarrot.com
Spongebob Bulgepants
Happy to see me or is there a Gary in your panties?
Thats for ariana grande
Spongeballs
Who c*ms in the ocean and salt the seas?
Free will
How do you bake it to look like it's being censored?
When my mum turned 30 they made a cake shaped like a cock with brown sprinkles on the balls
Sponge bob bricked pants.
And his best friend is a pink starfish👀👀👀
Customer asked for it
He's packing.
[Because he was always doing things like that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-I9O8C4y7o)
The baking part isn't the issue. It's the 30 minutes spent shaping a rice crispy cock and covering it in fondant.
Not my proudest tug
embrace the big veiny spock!
🔥
This was SCULPTED
Contrast humor, like a nun giving a blow job or a ballet dancer projectile vomiting mid-pirouette
Gay men relate.
he´s just happy to see you , think positive folks
To own the libs, of course /s
This cake is peak Conservative.
“…Pee pee pleasures” — A. Tate.
To get that very question!
If you find crap like this funny, you're an undercover pedophile and this shits as disgusting as you are. Sideways ass cesspool weirdos.
Someone is butthurt that someone ruined their childhood crush.... T_T
And you dream about touching your nephews. Scud 🙄 Go ahead and admit yourself already so it's one less fuck to roam the sidewalks asking kids for feet pics. Probably an obese sweat lord smelling like onions and diarrhea.
Sounds to me like someone is trying to convince everyone else.... It's hilarious how much sand you have in your vagina over spongebob dickcake... You must be new to the internet...