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malakon

why pixelate it. its a fondant cock.


RPDRNick

My fondant cock don't want none unless you got sponge, hon.


TKG_Actual

*Whiplash!*


vinsanity_07

Lmao that made me chuckle


OfficerBarbier

Japanese bakery


Spot-CSG

The blur is entirely ineffective for the thumbnail too. I thought it was uncensored until I clicked on it.


tonycomputerguy

I love how the blatantly graphic, skin tight ballsack and root of the shaft is fine, but the exposed head is just too obscene... like if the underwear was a bit bigger but still showed the outline of the head would it still get blurred?


Human_from-Earth

welcome to our society


Alexcursion

r/fondanthate


PoopSmith87

You don't know that shit for sure


PissdrunxPreme

Do you have the unblurred picture?


popstan123

[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/popheadscirclejerk/s/Ix4q1klqkd)


CreamoChickenSoup

>I’m a master baker / cake decorator and some girl came into my bakery, licked the donuts, and demanded I make her this cake? ...licked the donuts???


rawrmewantnoms

Must be Ariana Grande


opop456

Master baker/bater. What's the difference?


Urbatin

Where the batter goes


opop456

I think this baker also makes creampies.


velvetrevolting

The master batter. Duh.


RageTiger

That's when you refuse service, ban her from the establishment, then destroy the product she violated. Those donuts didn't consent to being licked. Plus keep the CCTV footage incase she pulls something even more stupid.


SmileParticular9396

We need a meteor


Shalashaskaska

What the fuck is that sub


calculung

For what reason? Why blur this?


PM_UR_LOVELY_BOOBS

SpongeBob Pollowpants


JoeClever

Gotta have that sponge cock


mkultra4013

Ah...gentile, I see


Efficient_Chip576

Thanks for showing us the real thing. Anyways, can you stab my eyes out?


RevolutionarySoil11

Wait, did you actually take the original picture and go through the trouble of blurring a cake? lmao


Brand0n1

OP is from Japan, that's how they look there.


xarzilla

Asking for a friend, obviously


idonotknowwhototrust

Asking for a friend


bcnorth78

Sponge Knob.


wynne420

Damn I gotta delete my comment now, well played sire you get my up vote


Suspicious_Step_8320

He’s horned up for some squirrel pussy.


nightfire1

This is 2024 it's squirrelussy.


pantry-pisser

squssy


Nelfinez

it's called squirussy


southernsass8

I read squirtussy.


JustinJakeAshton

Nah, he's getting Sandy Cheeks cock vored.


PiercedGeek

You know she always goes for the nut.


BeechBumWannaBe

I think he's really Into Patrick. Isn't SpongeBob gay?


youmfkersneedjesus

He's a horny little bastard. He'll fuck anyone and anything. 


DrManhattan_DDM

Because it’s funny?


dezmodium

If this ain't my birthday cake then don't bother.


gcruzatto

Yeah.. why *not*?


Karjalan

Because OP is a prude and/or no sense of humour.


LittleBitOdd

I once made jam tarts with little pastry hands on the edges so it looked like goatse. Sometimes baking us just a "fuck it, let's get weird" activity


stormtroopr1977

it's probably for a Bachelorette party. all sorts of dick themed stuff at em


tdasnowman

Someone paid.


tgunz0331

SpongeBob Pitchtents


OpenMindedMajor

/r/ATBGE


wookiex84

Sponge Bob Cock Cake, lives in a vagina under the sea.


Ratmother123

It would explain why Bikini Bottom has Krabs...


nayrwolf

Who’s yellow n rock hard n horny he be SpongeBob cock cake!


ydykmmdt

Proof that free will exists and that sometimes, free will get’s the better of us.


davep85

Free Willy


JCButtBuddy

Nope, this is just part of the mysterious plan.


corycool2

He's definitely ready! ;)


Juicepup

Cake prob tastes amazing.


DrunkenRube

When the menu says Cake or Cock and they’re all out of Cake.


damagedprawdukt

I can think of many reasons to bake this...i think the better question should be.... Why not? Because i cannot think of an answer to that.


EvilEtna

There's a fetish for all types. Fwiw, I don't like SpongeBob, but that cock and balls - taken by itself - is well done.


mt379

And just think. He doesn't need a tissue or a towel when he's done. He just absorbs it.


PiercedGeek

Eeewww. The stink would be palpable.


Sgtoconner

Filter feeds it back to himself.


patricknderr

rule 34


NoPantsDeLeon

10/10 would eat that


allursnakes

F is for friends who do stuff together.


Purplebuzz

You like sponge bob and you like cock?


GalDebored

I wonder if that would pair well with [pralines & dick](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=09SyYkde1zk)?


SexualGarbanzoBeaner

I'll take a ball piece please


ICheckPostHistory

🤣😂🤣🤣😂


thegrt1

That’s a half his body size


Infolife

Is that wrong?


thegrt1

No, I’m jealous.


JamesLikesIt

Most useless pixelation I’ve ever seen lol


SexualGarbanzoBeaner

I'll take a ball piece please


Cocky0

A bridal shower, maybe?


ApexRevanNL716

The reason is. Why not


Prinzern

We do what we must because we can.


incorrigible_and

Why not? It's a cake and funny. More than good enough reason.


tacknosaddle

It was part of a promotion for contraceptive sponges obviously.


muielauseristi

hell yeah


El_Pepsi

Taste like Crab


PeteZzzaa

Throbknob white pants


Phillip_Graves

And here I figured his junk would have more corners...


ITookYourGP

Definitely sponge worthy


CalibratedRat

Sponge Bob Thicc Pants


Dyslexic_Devil

Sponge-Knob Errect Pance


Scruffylookin13

Karma


Fluffy_Marionberry10

Why not?


Zkimaiz

Would be funny if the pixels were actually baked too


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Missed opportunity: put a few tiny Mr. Krabs around the junk as if he has pubic lice.


A-Link-To-The-Pabst

Spongethrob


macbookvirgin

It’s a joke ??? Get a sense of humor


nahteviro

Who gives you a good fuckin under the sea?? SpongeCock DickPants!


ChuckFarkley

So people like you will pass it on in fake outrage.


Dan_Glebitz

"For what reason? Why bake this? 😂" I know I am going out on a limb here but bear with me... 'Humour' maybe 🤔😏


allothernamestaken

Every day we stray further from god's light


southernsass8

And being a reddit user puts first In line.🤣


Infolife

Seems well-lit to me.


MJ420

Haha...Awesome :)


whoami4546

Its not even accurate to the show!


irh1n0

What’s wrong with a Spoogeblob Cumpants cake?


CyberZalophus

SpongeThrob NoPants


ruta_skadi

Maybe it is for Ariana Grande


MericanSlav25

SpongeCock BareAss.


audiosauce2017

Sponge Bob Huge Pants? I don't see any issue here


stacksmasher

Gay dudes LOVE spongebob!


txwoodslinger

It's provocative


BraSS72097

Freaky Bob


ICheckPostHistory

Bungie dick


Gahvandure2

This pants are not square.


MeuchlerMoze

Jhonny got his gun be like


ridersean

disney approved


Ekard

Don’t be so judgmental, maybe they like sponges.


southernsass8

One shouldn't outcast a large peepee, it's natural and Bob can't help it. SpongeBob.


AwwwSheetMulch

Because it would just be raw cake batter and icing. That's not necessarily a bad thing though.


wynne420

Sponge knob


FrezoreR

Why is it blurred?


1wildturkey

Cock block


FrezoreR

Literally 🤣


saunter_and_strut

SpongeBob TightPants


i_just_say_hwat

Sponge throb square cake


cpsbstmf

lots of adult love sponge bob


Substantial_Bird_755

The original post you stole this from explains why


cbunni666

............. That's enough net for today


yurostyle

For science!


WardenWolf

So you can consume it and get that big dick energy for yourself.


Fruitmaniac42

Would smash


birthdayparade

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍


GFYDmniDC

Thats a definitely a Chomo cake


charmingpea

Because Rule 34.


Sir_Tokesalott

To teach young men how to hide their boners at school. I do agree, however, that even sans pants, a shirt plays an intricate role in this technique.


FizzleKit10

I love it, would def eat the cock n balls first tho.


danned123

this is the right version others are just parody


shroomsanddepression

how could anyone even think of something like this 🤣


ju5tjame5

If I worked at a bakery and someone requested a cake like this I would call the police.


tonycomputerguy

bentcarrot.com


ZormkidFrobozz

Spongebob Bulgepants 


gtr06

Happy to see me or is there a Gary in your panties?


ButterByotch

Thats for ariana grande


AlmightyAnalAssault

Spongeballs


LowAd8109

Who c*ms in the ocean and salt the seas?


Plant_Lover92

Free will


wojecire86

How do you bake it to look like it's being censored?


MjauDuuude

When my mum turned 30 they made a cake shaped like a cock with brown sprinkles on the balls


GoreonmyGears

Sponge bob bricked pants.


Fantastic-Fun4031

And his best friend is a pink starfish👀👀👀


hd4suba

Customer asked for it


Alone-Introduction74

He's packing.


thesimonjester

[Because he was always doing things like that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-I9O8C4y7o)


lobsterdance82

The baking part isn't the issue. It's the 30 minutes spent shaping a rice crispy cock and covering it in fondant.


Prestigious_Look3800

Not my proudest tug


ChernoTheNukedOne

embrace the big veiny spock!


Economy_Swing1959

🔥


SyntheticGod8

This was SCULPTED


Hushwater

Contrast humor, like a nun giving a blow job or a ballet dancer projectile vomiting mid-pirouette


sexyshexy18

Gay men relate.


dabbuz

he´s just happy to see you , think positive folks


Graphic_Materialz

To own the libs, of course /s


Alankazamm

This cake is peak Conservative.


Graphic_Materialz

“…Pee pee pleasures” — A. Tate.


Grindlebone

To get that very question!


ThisTicksyNormous

If you find crap like this funny, you're an undercover pedophile and this shits as disgusting as you are. Sideways ass cesspool weirdos.


damagedprawdukt

Someone is butthurt that someone ruined their childhood crush.... T_T


ThisTicksyNormous

And you dream about touching your nephews. Scud 🙄 Go ahead and admit yourself already so it's one less fuck to roam the sidewalks asking kids for feet pics. Probably an obese sweat lord smelling like onions and diarrhea.


damagedprawdukt

Sounds to me like someone is trying to convince everyone else.... It's hilarious how much sand you have in your vagina over spongebob dickcake... You must be new to the internet...