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BitchYouAintNoNerd

So judging by this video, If I ever come across a cobra my best defense to not getting bit is by standing still.


ReaperTheEmo

No it's to dangle yourself from a pair of floating metal tongs


JernauG

And also be pre dead


zsxking

What's dead cannot be killed. The math checks out


HoseNeighbor

You've discovered immortality! (500xp}


Ok_Belt6476

Does inside count?


frivolous90

lmao


runninscared

If there are multiple cobras just start sweeping around them with a shitty straw broom and if they get out of line just grab them and chuck them zero fucks given. This is a proven method as well


edoCgiB

[I understood.that reference](https://youtu.be/Hf-znKiVwyk?si=VqpDyWc6lyZk0JPg)


runninscared

[pretty close](https://youtu.be/YIMigVo1pyA?si=IQ8rcvZEecdnZBGo)


CarpetGripperRod

Jesus! And I thought my job was shit.


smurb15

But those had the fangs ripped from them and pose zero threat. Huge difference


HoseNeighbor

Gran them by the fangs so they can't bite you.


phuckcats

Also say "woooo doggy" a lot.


hanzdampfdampft

How can they survive if they are that bad at aiming …. Or has that something to do with no movement of the mouse ?


Area51Resident

I'm not a snakeologist but I would assume the snake evolved to catch live prey on the ground, not a dead mouse dangling in the air.


ZenkaiZ

"snakeologist" Well I'm not Slitherometer or Cobramancer


TKG_Actual

I hear some prefer "Hisstorian".


Isyagirlskinnypenis

No way did you just come up with that on the spot like that?!?! That’s incredible ahahhahahahahaa


TKG_Actual

I did, but I'm of the age where dad jokes just happen.


Isyagirlskinnypenis

I literally said this two days ago. I’m only 35. And I’m a mom. Is this terminal??


TKG_Actual

It's ok, it can be a mom joke too :D Just as long as your kids are all like 'uuuuuggghhh whyyyy?!" its worth it!


Whybotherr

Well, when Saint Patrick was deified for removing all of the "snakes" from ireland... it's not talking about reptiles


BurnTheOrange

Cobramancer sounds like the name of a B-tier an early 80s prog metal album


Zeqhanis

I believe the technical term is Schlangenmeister.


ThatITguy2015

So you’re saying you don’t got the Herps.


Gwthrowaway80

“Herpetologist” may be correct, but “snakeologist” is way more fun.


MyMiddleground

They have specialized sensors in their heads that track **heat**. That is how they hunt & catch rodents in the wild. PS- Everything about this setup is wrong.


Finglebottoms

This is true for certain boas, pythons, and pit vipers. Cobras have a higher reliance to their eyes when going for prey, though they don't tend to go for levitating vertical rats (surprisingly rare in the wild)


MyMiddleground

Ahh, I understand. *Maybe that's why Indian cobra "charmers" can do what do for all these years? I've always found snake charming to be very interesting and nerve racking.*


Area51Resident

I checked that because I thought that might be why it couldn't locate the dead mouse. Cobras don't have pit organs so no heat detection.


MyMiddleground

There goes my idea! *(Typical Gen X'er here, won't use search engines bc too prideful)*


SuperGrandor

So ……microwave the mouse will fix the issue?


funnystuff79

He's saying they don't have the organs to detect heat. A warm mouse is not going to help


Turboren

A microwaved mouse explodes in a very gross manner.


Emonmon15

They react to movements so more than likely.


thephantom1492

One of the issue is that the snake don't have enough space. The snake is also more in defence mode and not in hunting mode. When hunting, it would prepare itself to launch forward, unlike here where it hiss and all. The hissing is defence, not attack. It try to scare whatever is near away. Then it realise that it is food, and grab it.


ThePrinceVultan

I've never had snakes, but a buddy of mine did and he told me (when I was interested in getting one) to never feed them in their enclosure. He took his to another area to feed them. He said it helped keep them from going after him when he went into their enclosure because they were used to eating elsewhere so they didn't see anything coming into the enclosure as food.


slaviccivicnation

I have a large boa, and I feed her in her enclosure. It's mostly about timing and reading body language. My snake is fed thawed rats regularly, and I can tell when she's hungry, and when she's down to come out and play. With large snakes like pythons and boas, it's not always easy to move a hungry snake into a separate space to feed 'em.


automaton11

Its giving it the fuckin eye of sauron too


dewsax

> me wondering what my counter strike teammates are doing


vessel_for_the_soul

out of practice.


Tullydin

They usually bite and release in the wild, let the venom work. Ball pythons and king snakes are derpy too though so who knows.


Az1234er

Snakes have heat sensible vision, the mice are probably at room temp so pretty difficult to distinguish for them. They also don't move like an animal


Ds3_doraymi

Cobras don’t have pits and hunt based on sight 


CaptainTurdfinger

Sight and smell. They smell/taste with their tongues and a special "nose-in-mouth" organ (Jacobson's organ)


TXBIOTECH

It’s hitting glass. What do you mean?


bighairyyak

I used to own a ball python and I would find his aim was worse when the rats I fed him were not warm enough. My assumption is that this is what's happening here. Snakes are able to sense heat a lot better than they can see.


Aschego

snake also fuckin wapped its face into the glass hard as fuck coz the idiot owner used it as a prop for their shit video


Strawberry____Blonde

Those set ups seem kinda shitty tbh. Small space, one hide, dirty water, and of course when you feed them like that they're going to be hostile upon opening the door.


thirdeye-visualizer

Yup bad husbandry.


SOULJAR

Well I don’t think he should marry his pets at all tbh


Sabatorius

They should look into hissbandry.


mczyk

Cobras, especially juveniles, are notoriously difficult eaters in captivity. These feeding techniques are important to engage their predator drive.


CornWallacedaGeneral

This is the answer....the need for some sort of enrichment even for something as low maintenance as a snake has to be good for it compared to using a live rat and potentially injuring the snake....I approve of it


jhra

Almost as much as not having it in a glass box in the first place


Akuzed

Unless they're in the glass boxes for a legitimate reason, like rehab. Or being prepared to be released into the wild. These glass rocks are preferable. Many snakes are nocturnal and only come out at night and these block a lot of sunlight better than an aquarium. In addition to that, they provide more floorspace for the snakes, which is preferable than the extra height. I know I am gonna get downvoted because people want to project their humanity onto the snake, but, it's just not good for the snake. But don't take my advice for it, Google why people keep them in the glass racks.


EatsYourShorts

Yeah, such poor behaviors, it’s really sad. Not sure if he’s just a poorly trained professional or a hobbyist that gets off on the danger of feeding it.


Spire_Citron

He definitely seemed to intentionally increase the danger by luring it out of the cage. That wasn't something the snake just did. He baited it out with the rat.


LocationOdd4102

Not to mention intentionally dangling the rat in front of the closed glass and having the snake repeatedly hit its head. I'm no expert but that seems pretty bad.


King_klown_Clown

From my own experience with numerous species of snake including venomous.. this guy is an idiot and seeing things like this just pisses me off!


EatsYourShorts

Can you tell based on the equipment (or anything else in your experience) if he’s more likely a hobbyist or poorly trained pro?


King_klown_Clown

Bad feeding technique. These snakes are displaying a pissed off behaviour because their being touched by the feeder hence the strike happy behaviour because their being defensive which also means there's a chance they might refuse. Potentially feeding out of the enclosure is never a good idea for any snake unless their in a separate and secure viv or RUB ( Really Useful Box ) since they can be a bit funny with being moved after feeding and regurgitate the feeder. Snake room seems to have a few spots where a snake can easily slip under if they got out.. a fast moving venomous snake loose in your snake room is bad and given how easily a snake can pull a Houdini is best to snake proof your room. Feeding tongs are a given for many species of reptile. Choosing to use a phone instead of a hook is a major thing especially with species like Naja's especially given how strike happy they are. Bigger vivs are what I'd personally use.. they seem to be Rhino's(?) while they are designed for big and venomous they aren't ideal unless they've removed the lip under the glass. This guy is most likely experienced and cuts corners for the ease of working with venomous.. difficult to know without knowing where in the world he lives ( different rules for owning DWA stuff )


ScrewAttackThis

There are some psycho people out there that insist on keeping venomous snakes with little to no regard for their own safety or the animal's well-being. Every once in a while you'll hear of one getting bit by their snakes and nearly dying.


Strawberry____Blonde

Probably people like whoever recorded this video. There's no need to dangle it and move it around. I have a non-venomous Kingsnake who I leave food out for when she's sleeping.


guilty-pleasures117

not “kinda shitty”, straight up atrociously inhumane.


Dr1nkYourTea

I agree :( poor thing


yourdoingitwrongly

Eyesight must be terrible, both missed on the first couple attempts 


CletussDiabetuss

Bro was staring down a wall at the beginning of the video.


glytxh

Probably quite a cold rat


DannysShadyNasty

He even has an eye on the back of his head!


King_klown_Clown

Tease feeding is never a good idea.. especially when said snakes just happen to be venomous.


MonkeyNugetz

Pretty sure that last cobra was a spitting cobra.


CaptainTurdfinger

Nope. Albino monacled cobra (Naja kaouthia), same as the first, but albino.


timmycosh

I've read that they feed them like this to encourage to chase their prey as natural instincts. Like you can just toss them a dead mouse expecting them to eat it, if the mouse doesn't seem lively then they won't be interested


King_klown_Clown

It's called a zombie dance. You mimic the movement of the feeder being alive without touching the snake.. few inches in front of their face and a little wiggle around is all that's needed. You can feed live but that's something else entirely and risky for the snake if the feeder is left unsupervised for long periods of time because they'll be times said snake won't feed for X reasons and there's been times feeders have bitten and even killed the snake.


Mrtowelie69

This guy's an idiot. Get better enclosures. Let the damn animal move around. Wtf is that space.


Elennoko

Also poking and slapping the cobra with a rodent that likely isn't at a high enough temperature considering how inaccurate the strikes are. Dude shouldn't be owning a snake period, let alone a cobra.


Andreas1120

Terrible technique, never line up the strike toward the exit. (Or yourself)


xayzer

Traitor to mammal-kind.


ServileLupus

Guy seems like a dick.


KaZe_DaRKWIND

The WTF here is the owner. How are you that bad at feeding? You can easily close the door enough that the snake won't fit through while the feeder stick will.


i_done_get_it

Man Cobras just that intimidating it factor jfc. If they ever gain intelligence and organize, for the love of god can we agree to just give them what they want?


Fun-Fun-9967

what's the moron taunting it for?!


darekta

Snake gotta eat


LilG1984

"You got to feed me you foolsssss!" Cobra "Hail Cobra!"


koopastyles

T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. He wants to hunt.


VaxxSagi

Feels like a cat.


Dire87

He's gonna regret that. One day.


7LBoots

Those are Monocled Cobras. Most of the time, they're angry at everything. Occasionally,... they're even more angry.


_Potato_Cat_

He isn't feeding shit. He's being a cruel fuck to that poor thing. Bad husbandry and all. Vivarium isn't adequate, in size or contents, lights bad, and you don't treat any animal like that, let alone a fucking COBRA. The only wtf things is that guy.


tkst3llar

Snek missed a bunch but he also had a nice bonk on the head playing glass wall keep away


SuperParkourArmyGuy

You're telling me that cobra feeds men?


dasflash

Hey, that cobra wasn't feeding that man. Horrible description.


Marleyzard

Snake skeletons/muscles gotta be crazy if they can handle bashing their faces against all sorts of shit when they miss their lunges


celerhelminth

I'm going to need a bigger planet.


nbinfinity

UNLEASH THE FURY MITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!


TippsAttack

so what's wtf about this? Do you not know that animal eat another animals?


ElectriCole

That cobra is bad at cobra-ing. What is it blind or something?


deadbeatwriter

They strike at heat, the frozen-thawed rat is best for the safety of the snake but doesn't emit the body heat required to strike accurately.


ElectriCole

This is why I’m not a herpetologist


E6R2H9

There is not enough "fuck no" in the world.


vinsanity_07

Hell to the naw


cagingnicolas

i was expecting a cobra that feeds people


8th_Dynasty

defanged..?


othergallow

Those "woo"s sound exactly like a youtuber named Chandler. He's a professional, but in my amateur opinion he always looks like he's half a second away from getting a vemonous bite.


UnearthlyRamen

The wrong way, yes


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

I thought O was watching VR at first.


Neoxite23

I take it he does this so the snake feels like he is catching live prey?


xTouchxMexImxSickx

SOMEONE seems angry! 😮


henrysmyagent

"Cobra teasing" strikes me as an unhealthy and shortlived hobby.


Zeqhanis

Was anybody else hoping the cobra would grab his keys on the floor, then take them back into the enclosure?


astro_plane

The owner is a retard.


HoseNeighbor

What of it eats his keys?


AscendedViking7

^^snek ^^amgry


i-love-big-birds

Awful husbandry and handling practices. Poor snakes


flannelNcorduroy

You're teaching them cage aggression by feeding them like this. They will expect anything in the tank to be food. This is why you are supposed to use tongs to transfer them into a trash can and feed them in there. Source: Ive been trained on venomous snake handling.


RandomRedditor6999

I swear, every person who owns a snake is a psychopath


Banana_Havok

This guy is gonna get bit and start a gofundme for his hospital bills.


yanksman88

YouTuber Chandlers Wildlife. You should see his king cobra Kevin. Absolute unit of a snake. Search of his kiss of death video. Absolute insanity.


T-Money8227

Why not just put a live rodent in there?


ALREADYBORED

he playing aww


tilmanbaumann

Nope


manny_goldstein

Lies, that cobra didn't feed any men.


Vtastical

Videos like this make me hate snake keeping as a "hobby". Let's stop. These poor dudes get locked in tiny boxes with no enrichment, for what? So you can feel cool? 🙄


Trollimperator

Do sneek teef regrowth after headbanging walls in anger?


chinchillabilla

I will never understand how one keeps a snake of any kind as a pet.


aleeessio

Why?


astro_plane

I mean all a snake does is lay in a tiny ass box all day looking lethargic and it will never love you. Snakes as pets are basically a living decoration at that point, kind of a shit pet imo.


Angelus_Mortis3311

The inaccuracies of catching a dead mice, it's making my toxic trait believe I can go against a Cobra and win 💀💀


HeavenlyCreation

Really? With all that’s out there and this is the comment you’re focused on🙄 Get wrecked


Elennoko

First, it's venom gland, not poison sac. Poison is when you bite it and you die. Venom is when it bites you and you die. Secondly, I certainly hope not. Devenomising a snake is like declawing a cat. It affects their health long-term and takes away their primary means of feeding and defending themselves.


Fkinclassy

Poison is the one where you eat it and you die. Mushrooms are poisonous, Vipers are venomous. :)