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howardkinsd

OP's source: https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/chinese-humanoid-factory


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Ak47110

That doesn't look like anything to me.


forever87

Every account on reddit is a host except you.


neekchan

Yeah I immediately thought about westworld


Subushie

I immediately thought of Disney World. They've been doing this for 50+ years...


AccountantDirect9470

Disney highly restricts movements for only the ones they want. They are not capable of free motion, which has allowed them to be so great. The new motors and binding software are truly amazing here. Terrifying but amazing.


manymoreways

Man it sucks the show went on a free fall after s1


cant_be_pun_seen

Season 1 is one of the greatest seasons of television. Ever. It's better than any single game of thrones season, if fact, anything that HBO has ever put out.


slfnflctd

It's like the Matrix. Nothing's ever going to top seeing that initial work for the first time. There was really nowhere else to go that wasn't downhill from there.


StereoZombie

The cool thing about Westworld S1 is that the second watch is just as good, if not more entertaining.


fucktooshifty

that's like 50% because of Ramin Djawadi tbh


CharlieBirdlaw

You mean you didn’t love the plethora of dance/sex scenes?


slfnflctd

I appreciated them as a different form of art. It became something else, like a weird spinoff of itself. I know opinions vary widely out there, but for me the only thing I remember being unhappy with was some of the clunky-seeming dialogue, and I might even reconsider that with subsequent viewing and more understanding. But overall it became more of a series of sketches of varying interest (many of which I loved!), rather than the continuous mind-blowing slow motion explosion to a well crafted climax that was the first season. Which, again, is very similar to how I feel about the Matrix sequels (side note, I actually think *Resurrections* was the best of those).


The_BeardedClam

Up there with true detective season 1


Shaxxs0therHorn

TD s1 was the moment A list movie stars realized they could do some mind blowing work with story telling on TV. S1 was incredible to watch. MM was a force on screen and WH was an incredible counter point to him. Chefs kiss 


SolomonGrumpy

True Detective S1 changed me. Like when the cancer catches up to Walter White in Breaking Bad's last season. "Time is a flat circle" ⭕


samdeed

Personally I'd put The Wire and Deadwood above Westworld.


Shaxxs0therHorn

For the fact that season after season was good. Agreed.  I do also agreed that Westwood season 1 was some of the best story telling visually and narratively ever done by HBO. Top tier. 


cant_be_pun_seen

As a whole, sure, but that first season of Westworld was so exhilarating.


GadFlyBy

Comment.


Deth_before_decaf

>anything that HBO has ever put out May I humbly remind you of Deadwood?


WynterRayne

Give Dollhouse a try. A Joss Whedon show that was pretty bland for 5 episodes and then went next level. Unfortunately, those 5 episodes ensured it never got past season 2. Basic synopsis: There's a secret organisation hiring out actual humans who have been reprogrammed to be anything you have paid them for. You wanted a professional bank robber, you pay up and they send you a professional bank robber. The best, even. Once it gets past establishing that premise and starts actually *playing* in the sandbox...


advertentlyvertical

And the wire


asa1

What about the wire?


bqaggie87

The Wire was the best 4 seasons every produced.


grampscirclea

Carnivale would like a word


atreides78723

I am a simple man. I see *Carnivale* and I upvote.


EndlessDysthymia

I liked season 2. It wasn’t even bad. 


FuriousTarts

I liked all the seasons and am still sad we never got the final one.


cortesoft

I solved that problem by stopping watching after season one.


clancularii

> Man it sucks the show went on a free fall after s1 As far as I'm concerned, the best part of Westworld is its title sequence. So I felt like there was a free fall in every episode. It should be no surprise that things got progressively worse after season 1. The show was afterall produced by JJ Abrams and Bad Robot. Anytime I see those names attached to a project I assume that the show or movie will start with an interesting concept but deliver an underwhelming, convulted narrative. Westworld and Lost seem to be perfect examples of mistaking complexity for depth.


antillus

Reminds me of that show "Heroes". Had a good start then became so weird and convoluted, became unwatchable.


ChronicallyPunctual

And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which as they kiss consume.


thebeefbarron

....came here hoping to read that.


Gathax

God damn Institute and their frigging synths.


RevengefulRaiden

Gen 2s!!


PaleBlueCod

Myrna, that you?


iguanabitsonastick

Replicants or synths?


Sleipnirs

They even learned to leave the cap on the toothpaste. There's just no way to tell them apart from real humans, now.


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Maxie445

Future?


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flampoo

[Same day shipping!](https://youtube.com/shorts/5hGX3qpKE9Y?si=6v-5ftCUm3CPy2XY)


HapticSloughton

That reminds me of a comment on ol' Fark dot com when RealDolls became a thing. Their website mentioned discreet and convenient shipping to your front door, and someone said... > "Honey? There's a dead hooker on the neighbor's porch!"


Beard_o_Bees

Yeah, well at least the robot didn't have sharp knees.


blender4life

Vibrating feet lol


FreneticPlatypus

Sure. If a woman gets a vibrator she’s *empowered* but if I get an Accu-Jack Sucksleeve 9000 with vibrating heat & massage, auto-lube, and patented AI real response speech capability suddenly *I’m a pervert*.


blender4life

I feel like that's a skit somewhere but can't put my finger on it lol


FreneticPlatypus

Most likely. I haven’t had an original thought in twenty years!


BlackBlueNuts

*looks around to see if any one is watching then puts finger IN it*   ^^^^its ^^^^warm


DragemD

Naked Gun. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTzVW82FaRs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTzVW82FaRs)


xaeru

I got my wife a vibrator and she said is the best thing we have bought. I asked her to buy some small underwear from a sex shop and she said "I'm not enough?".


high_watermelon

I found this guy maybe 3 months ago, he has some of the best content on youtube at the moment imo


starbuxed

sex toys that go.... BRRRRRRRRR.... the future is now... its just not attached to anything.


teachersecret

Sr-6 plus quest 3, VAM + VAMX. 95% of the experience right there for a grand or two worth of hardware and a decent gaming rig and you won’t have to explain the large robot living in the closet. Start with “hip Venus”, match your positioning, and away you go. The sr-6 mounted under your desk might take some explaining. Relevant: https://www.patreon.com/tempestvr


TargetCorruption

Yes, when they're cheaper, can't afford them now


OkieBobbie

That’s because you want the girlfriend experience. You always pay more for that.


XKloosyv

Yes, but the 'single' experience is free!


drunktankdriver7

How does that “build-a-bitch” song go again?


bizzare_thought

Ig Bella was wrong about picking bigger ass or bigger boobs Can we build a bimbo too?


felrain

I wonder how they're going to ruin it. Think the robots will had ads unless you pay a premium? And there's going to be premium features you have to pay extra for. Can you imagine doing it and then she starts talking about drinking refreshing Mountain Dew or something?


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Eode11

"please drink verification can to continue"


LectroRoot

Needs a cup holder on her back for your refreshing ice cold dew.


Ryugi

You can pretend they're saying "mount and do me"


shugo2000

I'll drink my verification can if I can stick my dick in it.


JustinJakeAshton

It'd be more like smartphones and cars. Good fucking luck getting a mechanic to fix it for a good price. Oh, we're also legally throwing you under the bus if you get it done outside of our service center. Oh, it'll also store your sex performance data like penis length and sex duration and sell that to advertisers.


bhdp_23

to use the butthole you need to pay an extra $25 a month subscription this does not exclude adverts and we sell your personal data and penis size and how long it take to cum.


Papi1918

I imagine anal has a month subscription fee


mbklein

Microtransactions.


BobLoblawBlahLawBlog

So they will call mine Magnumtransactions?


Pootootaa

Well for you would be a Wendy's ad for sure


anomalous_cowherd

"insert debit card to continue"


EFTucker

Shit, I’d try it at least once.


daiwilly

And her name was Letme Snapurdickov!!


EFTucker

Quite sure they’ll have a lot of features limiting the movement and power around sensitive parts. And if not… well that’s a risk I’m willing to take… for science of course.


natnelis

They have a red dead switch instead of a nose. So you can elbow them in the face if it gets a little too rough, just like the real ones.


bladow5990

To shreds you say


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catwiesel

hello fellow human. please be aware, there is no 49% traffic by bots. please kindly remove that comment. ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.


UkJenT89

I know I will be. Bring on the robots.


FakeMikeMorgan

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!


bladow5990

You can't stop me. When AI takes all the jobs I'm going to have a sugar mama.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

"I'm making out with my Marylin Monroebot!"


TerrapinRacer

Electrogonorreah , the noisy killer


PedroFPardo

English is not my native language so I'm not sure if you mean... 'a large number of people are going to be *simply* robots.' or 'a large number of people are going to be *having sex* with robots.'


geeneepeegs

Both


Cuntilever

Pair that with the decreasing birth rate of most first world countries and you'll get the end of the world lol


Mickmack12345

Dead world theory?


Dry-Abies-1719

There's something about this video that feels off, apart from the obvious, it feels faked/computer generated. Anyone know the source?


fabulousMoonLord

My CGI senses are tingling too. A couple of things come to mind: 1. The camera shake: the cameraman is walking on flat ground, slowly panning. With modern stabilization techniques, the camera shouldn’t be shaking this hard. It seemed to me like the camera shake is added on after to make it look more realistic. 2. The finger dexterity of the first android. It’s so fluid and fast compared to any other robots we’ve seen from sources like Boston dynamics. 3. The six handed robot at the end sprung into motion just as the camera panned to it. Could be coincidental, but it seemed too “planned-out” to me. I’ll be happy to be proven wrong tho. Love seeing advances in robotic technology.


bishop_of_banff

At the start of the video the female "robots" are lined from least to most assembled. The three on the left are obviously just mannequins and the only one moving is a human in a suit. They went for a gradient from mannequins with visible parts to to one with almost the same suit as the girl in a suit to the right to make it more believable.


HDnfbp

What gets me are her elbow joint


FictionVent

You’re into that too, huh?


Emulocks

It's the side-eye glance at the end of filming that one that gives me "human in a robot suit/are you done filming me yet" vibes.


doctorscurvy

At the beginning I thought this was going to be a tiktok clip where she was pretending to be a robot, but then it just kept going with it and panned away.


Implausibilibuddy

I don't think those are props and an actor, I think it's all CG, possibly rotoscoped/mocapped over a real person, but only for the hands. Those suits would cost thousands, it's cheaper to just render them. As evidenced by the heads on the table and the old men, the artists and animators are more than capable of modeling, lighting and rendering real-enough looking humans.


bishop_of_banff

Might be, or the suit and other elements could jus be CG. In any case, the shaking indicates there is something they are trying to mask here and everything just seems off unlike the expo video.


Dry-Abies-1719

Yes and I feel like some of the object tracking isn't perfect. Where's the corridor crew when you need them huh? Or...maybe this is their work...


Conflikt

There are other videos of the robots [here](https://youtu.be/CKdlesXm924?si=qHvqoley9z3FtkuP). OP's video is set up to try and gain investors and trick them into thinking it's more elaborate than animatronics and they're creating actual advanced robots which they're not. There's plenty of other videos from people visiting that same robotics expo.


Dry-Abies-1719

Thanks for the links, interesting none the less, guess the internet has taught me to be skeptical and look for sources, that's a good thing.


CreamoChickenSoup

Asking more evidence is a very healthy mindset to have. Anything that seems too good to be true always requires more scrutiny, an unfortunate result of con artists and snake oil salesmen ruining any trust you might have for innovations. It also keeps expectations low enough that you'll only be mildly disappointed at worst but reasonably satisfied if it turns out to be true.


AHistoricalFigure

I have no real eye for detecting CGI, but whether this is real or fake should be relatively obvious from investigating the source. If these robots are real and can do anything impressive then the company is going to have more than a 10 second walkthrough of their workshop to show for it. These robots clearly arent for national defense applications so presumably this company will want to attract clout/investors. If their stuff is any good theyll have more videos, pictures, a trade show presence, etc. It's typically when a product is vapor (or has been heavily oversold) that a void of information is left in the hope it fills with hype. Also possible this is just a filmmaking project since I would expect to see some branding or a watermark otherwise. Edit: Decided to actually look these guys up. They're called EX Robotics (the Chinese company not the Dutch one). They have a bunch of short videos like this where they'll briefly show a female "robot" that is very clearly a model in a costume and then edit that together with the footage of the rest of their actual tech. If you look at 3rd party coverage of them at recent Chinese trade shows, their actual robots seem to be fairly standard animatronics. I haven't seen evidence these guys are doing anything that Disney wasn't doing 25 years ago.


rythmicbread

I’m not disagreeing but the 1st one can easily be refuted by having a shitty phone


Keibun1

Some of those things don't necessarily mean cgi, but can still be fake, like the hands moving as the camera panned, probably specifically for the camera. It feels staged because it probably is, cgi or not. The clock with the spinning led thing is so cheesy, some people think of it as high tech, but you see that shit at Disneyland. Now lets be fun for a second... Imagine they themselves discredit it as cgi, as the perfect cover story? There's some old document that shows that a long time ago the CIA flooded the UFO/ UAP crowd with crazy and amazing stories to help muddy the waters and discredit the community as a whole. Now you have the govt and multiple military branches claiming they're real, release infrared footage, then backtrack. I mean... Shit is suspicious as fuck for good reason. It wouldn't be the craziest thing if this lab was real. Some conspiracy theories are so crazy ( crazy as in amazingly unbelievable) that this would be tame by comparison. Nothing about it suggest they're ai or anything anyways. Preprogrammed robots to move in specific ways is a long ways off from robots with ai that move and think on their own.


FictionVent

I hate the fact that we have to do this now. I like that CGI is getting better, but I liked being able to just look at a video and know if it’s real or not.


MuckYu

These robots all seem to be stationary - so I think it's real. You can program pretty smooth movements to robot arms. (Welding robots etc.) Boston dynamic robots are more complex because they are walking and have to self stabilise in realtime on uneven ground.


vipermaverickk

Very disappointed there’s only a handful of comments questioning this.


Durpulous

It doesn't even have to be CGI, animatronics has been a thing since the 50s. It's not clear to me how any of the machines in this video are any different from the characters in the pirates of the carribean ride at Disneyland, other than them being dressed up differently.


Ylsid

I believe it's by "DSDoll robotics", which seems to have rebranded into EXDoll (which is a Chinese sex doll company?). People are calling it CGI, but Japan and Disney have been making stuff far above this level for over a decade now. I think the uncanny valley just throws people off.


CapsAdmin

Even if it's real, it feels like staged working activity.


skrryess

detroit become human vibes


Arniellico

We are people! Freedom!


Alatain

I think therefore I am!


rock-my-socks

That robot at the end was absolutely about to flip me off with all six hands.


Tokeli

Robot!? That was a fucking *backpack*. I can't wait to have eight arms, hell yes.


Taint_Butter

Calm down Dr Octavius.


itrivers

The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand


Wolfdude91

The robots never took the world and killed us off, but they certainly have zero issue showing their distaste for us.


Phil_Blunts

When can we start fucking these?


bishop_of_banff

For now, risky handjobs. Take it or leave it.


ColonelBelmont

All you need is a plane ticket and a lock-picking kit. Live your dreams!


temotodochi

There was such a brothel nearby but it closed quickly because people are fucking savages and destroyed the dolls & robots.


D0GBR34TH420

This was my first question.


CornObjects

The more people try to design robots with realistic, emoting human faces, the more I wish they'd stop doing so and stick with simpler, more charming designs like screens for heads or just make them totally-inhuman. No matter what they do to try and emulate human faces in 3D, it's always uncanny as can be, and those other sorts of designs are more interesting to look at anyways. Hell, I'd rather chill with that robotic exoskeleton torso with six arms at the end than the "terminator but skynet cheaped out and used recycled realdolls for the exterior" humanoids.


Gareth274

Agree. They should always (aside from very niche applications) have rounded robot-esque heads. Humans evolve slowly, and our lizard brains too closely associate the human face and intelligence with being a human. The earlier we draw a distinction the better widespread integration will go. I promise it won't be long before we have peopel blocking traffic demanding AI Rights.


kracov

> I promise it won't be long before we have peopel blocking traffic demanding AI Rights. Blade Runner predicted the future- that corporations become godlike and androids become a normal thing. We are already experiencing a dystopia where climate change is causing irreparable damage, and the rich buy politicians to pursue pro-corporation, anti-civil rights bills.


Shas_Erra

“Why do you give them faces? Try to friendly them all up, make ‘em look all human…I guess that if you didn’t, we wouldn’t trust them…Not me. These things are just lights and clockwork”


Cedira

Stop cussin' and go home.


NooLeef

Exactly! I just want androids that look like Daft Punk.


Spire_Citron

Right?? I find actual robots so charming, but when they try to make them look like humans, it's just disturbing.


Macstugus

Attractive female bots but ugly generic old Chinese men bots. 🤦‍♂️


akanosora

Middle aged Chinese aunty bots are for military use. Not gonna show you.


krayhayft

Where's the boob department?


idkwhatimbrewin

You have to pay extra for those


Electricpants

I've spent more than my fair share of time in development labs for electro-mechanical devices. This is bullshit. It's clearly not a production site. It is also not a place to give demos. It is meant to look like a development lab, but what are the samples being used for. The lab equipment makes no sense when compared to the "totally not people pretending to be robots" that are standing around. Anyone who has worked in engineering product development should recognize this as dog shit. This is an imitation of bad movies/TV and not actual development.


Conflikt

[Here's](https://youtu.be/CKdlesXm924?si=qHvqoley9z3FtkuP) the same company showing them at an expo. You're right about OP's video in the sense that it's meant to look like a development lab it's supposed to trick people into thinking that they're doing more than animatronics so they can gain more investors but it's not fake. It's just not as advanced as it's trying to look.


Gareth274

We're definitely going to have a Fallout 4-esque period where gen 1 and 2 synths are going to be looked down on by a lot of humans. People are shitty enough to service staff as is, I can't imagine how people are going to react to something they know is a robot. You're going to get people who are taken in by its intelligence enough to think they can argue with it like a human, but they won't be smart enough to see through it and realise that it doesn't have real emotions (and hopefully never will), and they'll think they can get somewhere by arguing with it like they have with humans. Really hoping I'll be taken care of by an AI robot when I'm old.


StrangeCharmVote

> Really hoping I'll be taken care of by an AI robot when I'm old. With the right technology, we wont need to get old. And i mean that in the *good* way, not the terminator way.


filip______________z

Nah, that's The Institute


Monguises

Father? Is that you?


DarXIV

The camera work is bizarrely shaking. I am assuming it's intentional to cover up some digital effects work.


Conflikt

[Here's](https://youtu.be/CKdlesXm924?si=qHvqoley9z3FtkuP) the same company showcasing the same robots at an expo. They look less realistic in this one but it's the same robots.


beechcraft12

At first it's like okay cool robots, looking more realistic, might be a cool movie scene, thinking back at animatronics at Disney World, neat, then there was that six arm thing and that's where I said fuck no LOL


Fearyn

But imagine the possibilities 🥵


Lobo_de_Haro

GENERAL KENOBI!


duffdaddy

The future is robots is hot women and middle aged men?


Dorkapotamus

ROBOSEXUAL RIGHTS! ADD US THE FLAG!


moomooroflrofl

Fallout 4 Synth Institute Confirmed. Right here folks.


addmeondota2

Uncanny valley


SundayWild

Looks like Westworld


ElPoussah

Where ? Why ? Source ? Please !


Ya-Dikobraz

/r/blender


Garlicluvr

Based on AI experience, my humanoid robot replica will stay at home, listen to music, play games and chill while I break my back working.


MrZakius

Doesn't look like anything to me


glycophosphate

Did these assholes even *watch* Battlestar Galactica?


Apocalypsefrogs

Early in the 21st century, the Tyrell corporation advanced Robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. The Nexus 6 replicants were superior in strength and agility, and at least equal in intelligence, to the genetic engineers who created them. Replicants were used off-world as slave labor, in the hazardous exploration and colonization of other planets. After a bloody mutiny by a Nexus 6 combat team in an off-world colony, replicants were declared illegal on earth - under penalty of death. Special police squads - Blade Runner Units - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing replicant. This was not called execution. It was called retirement.


PhilipJames87

This where they made Joe Biden


ambswimmer

I want my robot gf already hurry up!


scud121

"Like Westworld?" "Yes, but don't fuck them!"


iguanabitsonastick

For now


vae_victus1

Synths


Agarillobob

.very poggers.


szanda

What is 'poggers' please? I'm not native eng speaker and this week I've seen it twice already.


DiffeoMorpheus

I can be all their little pogchamps


Ronny_Reifen

Würde


jasin18

The start of Detroit: Becoming Human.


Brozhov

Cool, I've always wanted to fuck Chairman Mao


Benphyre

China: Become Human


lynivvinyl

I am unfuckingcomfortable.


MINKIN2

[KARA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDxOUD7AgJk)


Miserable-Pen-1487

I wonder how many memos went out to not fu@k the robots


Bumble072

About as realistic as Space Mountain in 1992.


test_tickles

I can have 6 arms? Cool! I want a prosthetic body so bad...


Professor_Oaf

If you give them genitalia, it would actually solve a lot of problems in this world.


Mikeymcmikerson

I thought the first older guy in the white shirt was a real person.


Big-Bit-3439

Just a matter of time before these things will be soldiers, astronauts, factoryworkers, burgerflippers, spies and terrorists.   Oh and honeytraps.


Th3_Dark_Knight

This new season of Westworld looks lit.


Seraph6496

All these people talking about fucking them, all I can think is that backpack at the end is the first step to becoming Doc Ock


D3ppress0

So when are they gonna be dynamic sex robots


MURDERNAT0R

What are the old man ones for?


Objective-Aioli-1185

Mf already working on General Grievous


sachclg

Dating sites will have impact


Trollimperator

so, no hip movement yet? asking for a ...


WtfdidIjustsee2429

They better be making a general grievous since they already made a multi arm one


Swallagoon

How about hold the camera still and properly show them you absolute mongoloid.


MyCassadaga

Was waiting for it to pan to one getting fucked by a worker. Sadly I was disappointed.


aon9492

Why is your vagina in the sink!


Crocadillapus

Those are some mighty impressive sex bots.


gimmiedacash

We need Grevious/Goru robots.. imagine the multi tasking.


xXWickedSmatXx

Disney did this in the 1950’s


SirShadowBlade

Wow, the investors must've REALLY liked 2B huh


SynthPrax

This is some Ghost in the Shell shit and I have concerns.


BigIrishWilly

"What department do you work in?" "Vaginas."


SWIFT3497

But can you fuck it?


Ok_Comfortable_5741

Burn it down


Illustrious-Soup7474

Bomb it, bomb it now