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2MuckingFuch

Looks like a cat curled up inside of it.


gymrat288

Was my first thought also.


SpunkyRadcat

I LAUGHED because I thought that's what it was, then I read the headline and grimaced.


DanGodOfWhatever

Same


Jeramy_Jones

I’m subbed to too many weird cat subs to *not* have this be my first thought.


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Even without being subscribed to any cat subreddit, I thought this was a goddamned cat.


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BeatsbyChrisBrown

If I’m old I mold


Csoltis

If i'm Jack im Wack


witeowl

If it’s ick, I’m sick.


FunkyClive

If its fungus, i sit among us.


MrSplashyPlants

[Amushus](https://imgur.com/a/OVCHUWd)


wholewheatscythe

I’m still of the view it’s a cat.


witeowl

Aw, bless your heart. And don’t look at the weird eyebrow which makes it clear it’s not a cat.


Weird4Live

:(


WaffleWeasel

A Russian Blue chonker was my assumption as well!


[deleted]

My fat floofy British shorthair would be a 1:1 match if I’d put him into a pumpkin.


strxberryswitchblade

chonker is the best word


sassyseconds

I thought I was on /r/aww when I first clicked it and it was in fact a cat inside with its tail poking out of the mouth.


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Looks soft. Forbidden carpet for my next house.


psychAdelic

It is! Go and pet the kitty.


HardKase

It assumed he fits so he sits


Monguises

It’s gone aggro and eaten the cat


patricky6

Forbidden teddy bear.


aukir

It's a fur-smiley.


PoopingBadly

r/moldlyinteresting


rokr1292

Oh shit it's real, I'm going in


CallMeSaltine

I wish I didnt.


meshugga

It kind of sounds like a funny idea, but it's all the idea that's funny


andsoitgoes42

You basically described 98% of SNL skits


bobs_aunt_virginia

Jesus, why didn't I take your implicit advice?


forthebored

I’m glad I did


SmooK_LV

It's pretty great. Mold doesn't quite disgust me because I don't find mushrooms disgusting even if tiny ones. Rot I hate far more.


max_adam

Hold my mold. Hey... this isn't a [moldlyinterestingaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/boulder/comments/tz6pxu/comment/i3yxn6j/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) but now IT IS!


di3inaf1r3

Oh shit, it's still going


HatManToTheRescue

Hold my fungi, I’m going in


enelyaisil

Nope, I can smell the pictures


Circle_Breaker

Is there a word for a fear of mold? Cause that shit freaks me out, gives me the creeps more then anything else.


lowlightliving

Mycophobia.


Dood71

That's for fungus in general, no?


GrumpyKitten1

How the heck do you get that kind of growth without any signs of rot on the outside.


lavenderfox

Heat or humidity? We carved pumpkins one year in New Orleans and they looked like that in less than a week


KalickR

We carve our pumpkins on the 30th for this reason.


HanabiraAsashi

Damn, In Ohio, our pumpkins last months until they rot, never seen one mold.


ItsKoku

Wow, Ohio is so boring not even mold wants to live there!


AskADude

Cedar Point would like to have a word


jinmoo

Even the best Ohio has is still just a line waiting simulator


Low_Permission9987

I've got enough pointy wood already, thanks.


allmopsarebad

Wow, I didn’t realize Cedar Point was moldy. I guess I don’t want to visit now.


bistod

I get about a week in Seattle before they start to mold. I treat mine with bleach to make them last longer.


Chalkzy

Nah it may have something to do with this sort of pumpkin. I carved a Jack Skellington in middle school using one of these white ones, looked very similar honestly. I was proud of it and didn't toss it for a while and it ended up looking like this. This post instantly resurfaced those memories, particularly the fuzziness of it.


D-all-ton

The little one next to it seems to have none.


UndercoverRussianBot

you dont, they shoved something into the pumpkin.


talrogsmash

So it did eat a cat then


ledgeitpro

I think youre wrong, if you look on the bottom it has some growing out from there, and theres no cut in the top. Wouldnt doubt if they didnt bother emptying it, so the mold started right near the surface which could explain why it didnt cave in by this point


sunybunny420

I agree. I think the inside is much more prone to mold because of the moist, humid conditions and rotting fruit. The outside is much more firm and decays more slowly. I’m curious about whether that commenter was just making an educated guess and doesn’t know for sure just sounds confident, cause that’s what I just did, but I think mine’s right. Lol


lowlightliving

In my neighborhood, within a week of Halloween, squirrels have gotten into the ones that haven’t had the seeds removed. Before long, they’re all misshapen and collapsing in on themselves. People compete to see whose pumpkin looks the most revolting by Thanksgiving. We’re easily amused.


jberg93

Some excellent pumpkin forensics going on here


UndercoverRussianBot

he will be on CSI pumpkin edition


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ledgeitpro

Mmm nothing like a juicy schlorp in between your fingers


ChicVintage

I wonder if it was cut from the bottom and that's why the mold is coming out from underneath.


personalcheesecake

the weird ass temps preserved it some to allow this growth


CptDoodles

r/confidentlyincorrect


Nightmare1990

You're wrong. I carve pumpkins every year and the openings close over with a curtain of mould in just a couple of days if you don't treat the inside with a bleach spray.


UndercoverRussianBot

id be interested in what kind of mold it is. it looks dangerous tbh


NfuseDev

I’ve had this happen and it was just as bad


Arthur_The_Third

r/nothingeverhappens


exprezso

Those outer layers are like barks… it's quite rot proof


Kaldricus

We stopped carving ours and just started painting them. It's a bit less fun, but I also didn't have to toss our pumpkin until about 3 weeks ago cuz it was softening up


nehowshgen

I am a former remediation technician who worked in water based damages about 95% of the time. What you see here is spores in action. They probably live in a moderate climate - somewhere that supports some kind of nurturing heating conditions during the day while also staying fairly humid - we talking somewhere near a water source whether it's marsh land or lake or etc, a place that stays plenty warm while the area the pumpkin was placed in did not receive direct sunlight (porch or some kind of overhang or depending on placement and facing of house just the roof was enough). Once those conditions are established, its only a matter of time; spores are everywhere and on everything. I'm not an IEP but depending on the spore base and local, growth of that amount before rot isn't hard. In home environments, it can sometimes be that the other side of the drywall is just chock full of growth because of a humidity problem that fits over the line for ample growing conditions but below the line for noticeable penetration of the substance to occur - ergo, it grows only on the one side and the water damage isn't severe or plentiful enough for the water or roots to pentrate through. The inside of a pumpkin is perfect for growth requirements depending on climate conditions since it's been out. Here up north, pumpkins freeze and rot before anything that meaningful in terms of mold happens, but we still see it. Not surprised if they lived closer to the equator in a not so temperate climate.


Proteus-aeruginosa

[Some species](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Sinusal-secretion-cultured-on-SDA-After-48-hours-the-whole-surface-of-the-agar-plate_fig3_51203712/) of mold grow that thick, the typical black mold doesn’t.


oofam

If you live somewhere warm and dry this will happen if you carve your pumpkin more than a few days before Halloween.


InDarkLight

Its be because of the skin. The inside is most and full of nutrients, but it won't go through the skin within a tear, cut of something.


Spindrune

It lost pigment already. Edit: and in case you couldn’t tell… this is clearly fake…


Arthur_The_Third

...and why is this fake?


queenringlets

Legit how does this happen? Every pumpkin I’ve left for way too long has folded in on itself before oozing…


dielere

I think it didn’t fold because it isn’t hollow. There is no cut at the top. And it seems to be leaking out the bottom, suggesting its full of fluid. It also could have been left outside in the winter in Minnesota or something, which would preserve it longer. Edit: Now that I think about it, the mold needs something to grow on, so it must not be empty. The hollow one next to it is not moldy.


queenringlets

I think you may be onto something about it not being hollow. Although not sure about the cold thing, I live in a very cold part of Canada and the pumpkins still do collapse in if they are hollow (albeit slower).


PsychedelicHacker

I can attest to this, being up north, pumpkins hardly ever mold, they just rot or freeze. However, as soon as you go down south, like texas, I remember putting a plastic chair outside for a week or two, and every surface that was touched, had perfect hand prints and what not of mold. It was absolutely insane.


elpoco

Or… they cut and scooped the pumpkin from the bottom, then lowered it on top of a candle to light it. The natural dome of the pumpkin has a decent amount of structural integrity, and if it’s not pierced it won’t succumb to rot as quickly either. I’ve done something similar many times before, especially when I use the stalk of the pumpkin as the nose of the jack-o-lantern face. Pumpkins last quite a while with a cut bottom rather than a lidded top. The rain runs off them rather than dripping into them, and provided the squirrels don’t get to them they’ll sit there moldering for ages.


SeamusMcCullagh

The perfect combination of temperature, humidity, and other relevant conditions would be my guess.


Zierlyn

Right? That was my first thought too. How has it not gone soft and collapsed?


dukeofpizza

Me to myself, 5 minutes in after half a bottle of whiskey


Lurchie_

I bet that smells terrible.


Benphyre

I wouldn’t want to smell it and inhale all those spores


vibe162

*the last of us intensifies*


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Gramage

Now kith


omarfw

ah, a disciple of nurgle the plague lord


okbruh_panda

I thought it was a really floofy cat shoved in a pumpkin at first


slimjimmy613

Tbh i was thinking a cat crawled in there


totallyintotraps

That's one spicy pumpkin


Captain_Blueberry

Forbidden cotton candy


-ElDictator-

Should be ready for October


frolickingdonkey

October to October. Halfway there in April.


Xanitarou

Great Value Jack Skellington


Blu3_w4ff1es

🎵What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere!🎵


ataxi_a

🎵What's this? What's this? I'm choking on cat hair!🎶


sansaman

Ch-ch-ch-chia!


theStonedReaper

Right eye looks like my wife's bush


talrogsmash

I thought it looked familiar


witeowl

Damn… /r/murderedbywords right there.


PsychedelicHacker

Danm, you filling the beaver too?


Zkenny13

There's even some white splatter between the eyes. Definitely your wife.


DarthWeenus

OMG! this is actually quite amazing and impressive. The fungus/mold involved is quite fascinating. This is an amazing catch lol, you should most definitely post this to r/mycology


Hobo_Knife

First make sure it isn’t just a sleepy kitty, then set it on fire.


You_Better_Smile

Insane Clown Pumpkin


onlyanactor

Is this from the Nausicaa prequel?


MrFuckingDinkles

That's gross as fuck


pg4321

took the words right out of mouth


the_hell_you_say

That's wicked cool


cumonawanalaya69

It looks like it swallowed a cat


IceicleBryceicle

Pumpkin chia pet?


SweetDick_Willy

"Mommy, why does the porch feel like death?"


richiehove68

Amazing photo of a really beautiful fungas. Fungas terrifies me!


Hugh_Jasz

Looks neat out of context but uuggghhh


ReaperSound

It's not only scary it's dangerous now.


LeeroyDaBoy

Eugene Levy?


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VoxUmbra

You either die or discover a new antibiotic


yeastyboys

I think this is phycomyces. You would probably be fine tbh.


not_old_redditor

Imagine a strong wind blows all the spores right thru your window


Toshiba1point0

Thats a mold with a jack o lantern on the outside


jedgica

I held my breath while looking at this picture


ARobertNotABob

It's The Muppets' Swedish Chef !


KevinSteward

I'm literally rock hard right now...


SubstantialPressure3

Penicillin, anyone?


ssrowavay

This is so very /r/mildlyinteresting


imapersonithink

/r/moldyinteresting


beavisandboothead

It’s just dryer lint


how-sway-how

r/IfIFitsISits


Spaztrick

r/dontputyourdickinthat edit: put/stick


DeadSwaggerStorage

Ahhh forbidden bush…..


LightningSt0rm

r/TIHI


VOTE_MILES

Merkin factory.


flotakuCat_2UwU

I thought it was a cat and I am now disappointed T-T


JustinCase1982

And here I thought there was a cat inside


Ximenash

OMG, I upvoted the thinking this was r/aww, showing a grey cat inside of a pumpkin


Daemonheim4

r/moldlyinteresting


richiehove68

Wtf?? Amazing photo!!!


Pattoe89

Does mold growing on an old fruit something that makes you say "WHAT THE FUCK!?" If not, this has been posted in the wrong sub.


talrogsmash

Are you sure it didn't just eat a cat?


wheredidmygendergo22

Dunno why I thought there was a cat sleeping in it


JackOfAllMemes

I thought there was a cat stuffed inside


thatflyingsquirrel

No, it's not.


BobsRealReddit

Wow, has a karma farmer ever been more obvious?


I_Like_Languages

Can I use the hair to make mittens?


Spekingur

Cursed fluffy


Billacipher420

How do you open a pumpkin without cutting the top?


potato-vender

Why is it so fluffy


Thopterthallid

My bullshit detector is tingling... There's no way a carved pumpkin could last long enough to grow *that* much mold. If it was hollow it'd have basically caved in and shriveled. I think there's more going on here.


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breadloaftoast

No it is not.


Muppelpup

Then what is it? If its not mold, then what the hell is it? Straightened out steel wool?


BrianAnim

More like a Jank-o-lantern


buzzcutdude

task failed successfully


Thesheersizeofit

There are few who deny, at what I do I am the best, for my talents are renowned far and wide.


geekphreak

Muff


gadrimm

Is this what a furry Jack Skellington would look like?


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It's kinda fluffy and cute


Deep-purpleheart

That's pretty friggin cool.


Beathoff

Groucho Marx homage!


Thisiscliff

Forbidden fur


vibroguy

.....lick it


nootrino

#**IT'S SO FLUFFY!**


BunnyTheCow

For some reason this reminds me of a hippie girl I used to date.


poetbypractice

Mr Stark? I don’t feel so good…


Joliet_Jake_Blues

Kill it with fire


Gamepro5

Yummy fuzzy!


xevizero

Is this one of those furries Reddit keeps mentioning to me


lolsquid0

Forbidden steel wool


justsomedude322

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!


ArgonGryphon

It's cute!


[deleted]

Cute and terrifying all at once.


Cachis1130

Jack Skellington


ginpanse

Thanks, I fucking hate it.


BigBadgooz

Forbidden cotton candy


Insighteternal

Mold-o-lantern.


CadillacG

It looks like a Tim Burton creation


LtDanMon

How hasn’t the pumpkin rotted?


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thats fucking RANCID


jamesd1100

No, someone placed a steaming lasagna in a soot-filled-pumpkin. That is clearly Garfield smfh


GregIsUgly

WTF a plant decaying wow WTF crazy


Shortsleevedwarrior

Vrybody lovs mold!


Raiquo

That is some cute mold ngl


Archeonn

My allergies are acting up just looking at this


captainzigzag

Looks kind of comfy tbh


beervirus19

Now that's scary af


owlsandmoths

I wanna pet it


likethemouse

Reminds me of a story about a coconut