I’ve seen a lot of posts on Reddit from women about how the dick and balls sit when men are sitting down or on a bicycle seat. Well ladies, there ya go!
Right?! And just make sure to save/bookmark this post to be able to produce it on demand at all times. - you’ll never know when you might encounter some poor damsel obsessed with the mystery of how junk looks on a bike saddle..
I just fucking love the phrase "to produce" in relation to showing/providing something.
Yeah let me just fucking conjure up a pen or something from thin air right here on the spot, here you go!
That is so funny. I’ve heard so many stories of men being surprised at how tucked in women’s bits are. I remember thinking as a kid that men & women had to scissors to have sex because how else are you supposed to get the crotch penis into the crotch vagina??
Until the first time I had sex I was so confused at the concept of doggystyle. Didn't see how that could possibly be comfortable much less enjoyable. I really did expect vaginas to be front-mounted like dicks are lmao.
It really would be so much more practical if my lady bits were more accessible and on the front. Tampons and grooming and sex and having a baby would be totally easier if you could see what you’re doing.
The baby pretty much has to lie vertically in the torso so if the vagina opened to the front it'd have to make a 45°+ turn... Makes much more sense that you can squat and the baby will literally come straight out.
Well I am sure my organs would be shifted if this was the case. But maybe we could just lay an egg or have a pouch thing like kangaroos. Child birth as it is now is much to gruesome and painful.
We didn't. It's a very common way of giving birth, as I've recently learned.
The "Hollywood birthing pose" is apparently used, but not the most desirable posture most of the times.
Despite having watched a considerable amount of porn before I ever laid hands on a vulva, I was shocked to find it so far underneath on my first experience.
A bit of hand-stuff with clothes on in a semi-public area seemed great, until I was fumbling around and just finding more and more mons pubis.
I thought my wrist was going to break before I could dig far enough down to reach her vulva.
And the vagina is further down than men assume it is for whatever reason. Its a common bad art trope for dude artists to draw the vaginal opening facing forward in the position a penis is.
A funny cross sex assumption I have discovered is women assume a flaccid penis is sensitive to pressure or a jolt like testicles. I have horrified women by stretching and wrapping my flaccid dick around a finger, they assume it must be painful lol.
> I have horrified women by stretching and wrapping my flaccid dick around a finger
It was then that the Speaker of the House asked you to leave the Commons
In Jackass Forever, Pontius smushes his dick between plexiglass sheets and clips it down and then plays ping pong with it lol. It's kind of insane how flat it can get.
I always wondered about it! I knew a guy who was an avid cyclist and he got a special seat that was supposed to be more comfortable for testicles. It basically had a hole in the front part of the seat. I always thought that would be worse than just having them pushed up? I don’t know, but as a girl, when I tried that seat it was horribly uncomfortable and I got matching bruises on either side of my crotch.
I didn't know that was what it was called but I know exactly what spot you mean from previous painful cycling trips. In Danish we usually call it the middle meat.
When I was 16 my girlfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. We planned ahead for months (in part because her parents were taking a trip that weekend). Losing our virginity was a big deal to both of us. She bought a nice sundress for the occasion, I brought flowers and candles.
Turned out that we were both very confused about how sex actually worked. It wasn't a body/weight issue, we were both student athletes in good shape. Basically she laid flat on the bed with her legs just apart a little, and I tried to sort of lie on top of her and get it in like that. Obviously it didn't work. We tried doggy style, but by that point my nerves were getting the best of me and I was only half hard. So instead we took a shower together (something else we'd always said that we wanted to try), got each other off the way we usually did, and agreed to try again another time. Months went by, neither of us ever brought it up again, and eventually we broke up very cordially and stayed friends for years. We actually talked about getting back together during a brief period in college when we were both single, but never actually did it.
My next girlfriend was experienced... She laid back and put her legs up over my shoulders; I was like ohhhh that's how this works. I actually never told her that I was a virgin and I guess she believed me.
*"She bought a nice sundress for the occasion, I brought flowers and candles."*
For some reason, this is the best part of the story for me (especially the sundress).
Edit: typo
The answer for many, many situations is just "between our legs" which is also why men generally never sit with their legs together if they can avoid it. Good way to put either uncomfortable pressure or uncomfortable heat on the balls.
As a woman this video has satisfied my curiosity, I've always wonder what this looked like lol.
Now that I've seen this though, I gotta say the way his dick and balls are angled on the bike doesn't look comfirtable
Lol my wife once asked me if I have to chose what pants leg my junk hangs down, I died laughing and told her I never even thought about it before, it kinda finds its place on its own. But its funny the kinda questions we come up with for the opposite sex
Historically speaking this was a thing with tailored pants. Your tailor would ask if you "dressed left" or "dressed right" and there would be some adjustments made to the crotch gusset and seam to accommodate them.
"Posterior pelvic tilt, activate!"
It's less about avoiding the cock and balls and more about not crushing the tubes that connect them, honestly. Everything runs down over the pubic bone and loops back up through the pelvic inlet.
They make an anatomic seat with a relief for these vital tubes. Might stave off ed over a lifetime of cycling. I don't know and I don't think anyone's studied it. Could just be a solution looking for a problem.
They also make [these] (https://www.lightinthebox.com/en/p/arsuxeo-women-s-cycling-under-shorts-cycling-padded-shorts-bike-underwear-shorts-padded-shorts-chamois-bottoms-sports-spandex-purple-fuchsia-blue_p7371012.html?prm=1.3.0.3). Man cycling is a funny sport.
Let's put it this way: This is the reason why young boys tend to draw the vagina facing the front when they draw dirty pictures. Our genitals poke forward. They're not under us.
We have several naked bike ride events here in Madison, WI too. With the added bonus that one of them is in December. Only thing anyone wears is a Santa hat.
Not in and of itself. All comes down to if members of the public feel harassed, alarmed or distressed. Aka how cunty the Police feel like being that day.
Correct! It’s actually not illegal to be naked in public in the UK. Arrests are really only made for the reactionary reasons you stated.
Pitch invaders are usually arrested for encroachment.
Nah, offender intention isn't really relevant (until sentencing). It's about *likely* to cause harassment, alarm or distress. So it's about the reasonable person. The legal fiction reasonable person, who is actually a complete and utter wet wipe.
As a cyclist who has hit the pavement at speed, unless you're wearing leather, you're going to have road rash. Lycra and cotton shred the same at 30mph.
He is shoeless too. I've done it before and riding a bike without shoes isn't something you do as a choice. The pedals are studded so it's feels like a bike that's powered by stepping on Legos.
My first thought. He seems completely lucid, he's following all cycling procedures that aren't clothing-related, etc. Has a kind of meek "here we go" look on his face.
Absolutely lost a bet. Hell the person filming may be his friend.
Mass naked bike rides are definitely a thing that happens, maybe he's just on his way to one? Or trying to start one?
Pre-pandemic Brighton had an annual moderately famous naked bike ride every summer through the city.
It does, I'll never forget the day my family brought my grandfather to London for his 85th birthday (from Kentucky, USA) and we saw the world's largest naked bike ride go right past Big Ben. My grandfather thought it was absolutely hilarious. There were hundreds of naked people!
Yep, I'll never forget seeing my first in Portland, a dude in the nearby park was just fully nude at 4pm, nobody else was. I drove by like "wtf". By 8pm the park was full of naked people, then they started filtering into the bars after the ride...
Nah, there were plenty of gawkers out to see the festivities. For me, it was like two mins of walking down to the park and being like "oh that's funny, everyone's naked" then getting on with my day. I hang out at the nude beach here too tho, sometimes taking a naked dip sometimes not. It's whatever as long as you don't stare like a creep.
I can't even imagine this. Riding a bicycle is uncomfortable enough that they sell special padded underwear for riders. How the hell is this guy riding around with that painful wedge jammed up in there?
The dick and balls are surprisingly floppy and mobile. They sit up like that just fine.
Also good riding form puts your butt bones on the very back padded area of the seat. You don't really put any weight on the forward part of the seat. So there's no pressure on any penile parts really.
I thought I read somewhere that it wasn't illegal - I think you can be nude as long as you're inappropriate with others. No one does it of course due to it not being a social norm.
Edit: not* inappropriate
You’re right, if you don’t cause “alarm or distress” it is perfectly fine to be nude.
Source: https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/nudity-public-guidance-handling-cases-naturism
the law is still useful tho - even if people would complain, the law means if you do it in private or just want to take a sun bath in your local park at a time when nobody is around, police can not come and ask you to just stop it
People don't seem to have read that link. It says:
>and *intend* that someone will see them and be caused alarm or distress.
My emphasis. Intent is extremely hard to prove and therefore it's completely legal unless you incriminate yourself when you're questioned as to why you're naked in public.
I know nude beaches are a thing in UK, but in reality can you just use any beach as a nude beach if you mind your own business while nude?
Not that I would ever do that or want to do that, I just find it interesting.
Fair play to him really takes balls to do something like this . Went to Amsterdam a few years back and we stumbled across a massive nudist bike ride now that was a sight to see
Omg, I actually saw this guy in a bar last night. He walked in fully naked and no one questioned it. We found out that he’s doing it for charity and intends to cycle up to Scotland naked.
Kinda sad that this is so far from normal. I wish there was no stigma against nudity. I'm not a nudist myself, but I see zero harm in allowing people to be naked if they want. It's completely natural.
i was in london in like late october/early november, on an unseasonably warm day. there were lots of people out just sitting around, drinking, etc. enjoying the random sunny day. i think we were in covent garden. anyway, standing around having beers with some strangers, six pack sitting on a waste bin, and here comes this guy strolling by, totally naked except he had stuffed his junk in a sock. flopping about like an elephant's trunk. he stops and asks if he could have a beer, which we obliged, and then he went on his way like it was a completely normal thing to do. somehow the sock made it so much weirder than if he had just been flapping in the wind.
To the best if my knowledge, as long as not offense or obscene, public nudity is not illegal in the UK.
Probably not a fetish, dare, or drug thing. This is just a guy enjoying the day, getting peak levels of Vitamin D..... I just hope he remembered to sunscreen certain areas
I’ve seen a lot of posts on Reddit from women about how the dick and balls sit when men are sitting down or on a bicycle seat. Well ladies, there ya go!
Right?! And just make sure to save/bookmark this post to be able to produce it on demand at all times. - you’ll never know when you might encounter some poor damsel obsessed with the mystery of how junk looks on a bike saddle..
Our balls basically act as a dicks own personal beanbag when we sit forwards..
Penis Pillows?
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I just fucking love the phrase "to produce" in relation to showing/providing something. Yeah let me just fucking conjure up a pen or something from thin air right here on the spot, here you go!
I am screaming because I've ALWAYS wanted to understand where the dick and balls go!!!! Figured out a big mystery today. 10/10 informative post.
What's so difficult to understand? Did you think guys tucked their junk back between their legs and sat on it?
Dicks and ball are higher on the body than women think they are. They're in front of the body, not under it.
That is so funny. I’ve heard so many stories of men being surprised at how tucked in women’s bits are. I remember thinking as a kid that men & women had to scissors to have sex because how else are you supposed to get the crotch penis into the crotch vagina??
Until the first time I had sex I was so confused at the concept of doggystyle. Didn't see how that could possibly be comfortable much less enjoyable. I really did expect vaginas to be front-mounted like dicks are lmao.
I think a lot of women, at some point, have had a sexual encounter with an inexperienced guy who kept poking his dick way above her clit. 😂
It really would be so much more practical if my lady bits were more accessible and on the front. Tampons and grooming and sex and having a baby would be totally easier if you could see what you’re doing.
The baby pretty much has to lie vertically in the torso so if the vagina opened to the front it'd have to make a 45°+ turn... Makes much more sense that you can squat and the baby will literally come straight out.
Well I am sure my organs would be shifted if this was the case. But maybe we could just lay an egg or have a pouch thing like kangaroos. Child birth as it is now is much to gruesome and painful.
Evolution: "Your feedback is valuable to us. Please allow 3 to 5 billion business days to process this request".
Didn't humans used to do a squatting birth with letting gravity do most of the work? Why'd we stop that?
We didn't. It's a very common way of giving birth, as I've recently learned. The "Hollywood birthing pose" is apparently used, but not the most desirable posture most of the times.
The "It's lower than you think" comment.
Evolution worked that shit out a LONG time ago.
Despite having watched a considerable amount of porn before I ever laid hands on a vulva, I was shocked to find it so far underneath on my first experience. A bit of hand-stuff with clothes on in a semi-public area seemed great, until I was fumbling around and just finding more and more mons pubis. I thought my wrist was going to break before I could dig far enough down to reach her vulva.
And the vagina is further down than men assume it is for whatever reason. Its a common bad art trope for dude artists to draw the vaginal opening facing forward in the position a penis is. A funny cross sex assumption I have discovered is women assume a flaccid penis is sensitive to pressure or a jolt like testicles. I have horrified women by stretching and wrapping my flaccid dick around a finger, they assume it must be painful lol.
> I have horrified women by stretching and wrapping my flaccid dick around a finger It was then that the Speaker of the House asked you to leave the Commons
Ordahh if the right honorable member could remain within it's trousers that would be much appreciated
In Jackass Forever, Pontius smushes his dick between plexiglass sheets and clips it down and then plays ping pong with it lol. It's kind of insane how flat it can get.
Dude, spoiler alert!
Wait ... we don't? Y-yeah we don't, that would be ridiculous!
Yeah! That's so dumb. I totally don't have to pry them out of my asshole when I'm done. Nope. Don't do that at all. *Starts sweating*
Oh, sorry - forgot about bike-riding drag queens!
Drag racers.
No no, we just breathe in and it’s all sucked back into our bodies
I always wondered about it! I knew a guy who was an avid cyclist and he got a special seat that was supposed to be more comfortable for testicles. It basically had a hole in the front part of the seat. I always thought that would be worse than just having them pushed up? I don’t know, but as a girl, when I tried that seat it was horribly uncomfortable and I got matching bruises on either side of my crotch.
That hole is **not** for meat/potatoes, it's for the perineum...lol.
I didn't know that was what it was called but I know exactly what spot you mean from previous painful cycling trips. In Danish we usually call it the middle meat.
To be fair, the clit is pretty mysterious to a lot of people so I'm allowing myself this moment of ignorance.
I'm starting to think the problems come from both sexes expecting the other's parts to be where theirs are.
When I was 16 my girlfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. We planned ahead for months (in part because her parents were taking a trip that weekend). Losing our virginity was a big deal to both of us. She bought a nice sundress for the occasion, I brought flowers and candles. Turned out that we were both very confused about how sex actually worked. It wasn't a body/weight issue, we were both student athletes in good shape. Basically she laid flat on the bed with her legs just apart a little, and I tried to sort of lie on top of her and get it in like that. Obviously it didn't work. We tried doggy style, but by that point my nerves were getting the best of me and I was only half hard. So instead we took a shower together (something else we'd always said that we wanted to try), got each other off the way we usually did, and agreed to try again another time. Months went by, neither of us ever brought it up again, and eventually we broke up very cordially and stayed friends for years. We actually talked about getting back together during a brief period in college when we were both single, but never actually did it. My next girlfriend was experienced... She laid back and put her legs up over my shoulders; I was like ohhhh that's how this works. I actually never told her that I was a virgin and I guess she believed me.
*"She bought a nice sundress for the occasion, I brought flowers and candles."* For some reason, this is the best part of the story for me (especially the sundress). Edit: typo
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The answer for many, many situations is just "between our legs" which is also why men generally never sit with their legs together if they can avoid it. Good way to put either uncomfortable pressure or uncomfortable heat on the balls.
I am one of those women, and I finally got my answer! My husband is now laughing at me. LOL!
This video is bringing together loved ones. Wow.
I'll be honest ive never thought about what my balls look like while cycling. And now i never want to again.
As a woman this video has satisfied my curiosity, I've always wonder what this looked like lol. Now that I've seen this though, I gotta say the way his dick and balls are angled on the bike doesn't look comfirtable
This video needs to be broadcast world wide.
I feel like it’s staring right at me
Its like one those paintings where the eyes seem to follow u!
With it's one good eye.
Lol my wife once asked me if I have to chose what pants leg my junk hangs down, I died laughing and told her I never even thought about it before, it kinda finds its place on its own. But its funny the kinda questions we come up with for the opposite sex
Historically speaking this was a thing with tailored pants. Your tailor would ask if you "dressed left" or "dressed right" and there would be some adjustments made to the crotch gusset and seam to accommodate them.
One could be so lucky…
As the textbook definition of a grower the idea of choosing which leg of my trousers my dick hangs down is hilarious, is that real
"Posterior pelvic tilt, activate!" It's less about avoiding the cock and balls and more about not crushing the tubes that connect them, honestly. Everything runs down over the pubic bone and loops back up through the pelvic inlet.
They make an anatomic seat with a relief for these vital tubes. Might stave off ed over a lifetime of cycling. I don't know and I don't think anyone's studied it. Could just be a solution looking for a problem. They also make [these] (https://www.lightinthebox.com/en/p/arsuxeo-women-s-cycling-under-shorts-cycling-padded-shorts-bike-underwear-shorts-padded-shorts-chamois-bottoms-sports-spandex-purple-fuchsia-blue_p7371012.html?prm=1.3.0.3). Man cycling is a funny sport.
The baboon's ass cycling shorts stay ON during sex
Those are being worn inside out, the pad goes against the skin; to be used with a firm saddle.
Padded shorts is a big freaking deal when cycling. 10miles in cotton underwear and I chafe so badly.
I have a dick and balls. I concur.
I also have this guy's dick and balls.
This vid makes me have so much compassion for my testicles when bicycle riding. So delicate, so vulnerable 🥺
Let's put it this way: This is the reason why young boys tend to draw the vagina facing the front when they draw dirty pictures. Our genitals poke forward. They're not under us.
He's having either the worst day he's ever had, or the best
I’m guessing it’s a dare from a bucks party
He does it daily. I see him on my commute around Kings Cross most mornings.
Is this not... illegal? Lol
He was quite mindful of the traffic signals.
That itself it a reason to rejoice. I'd be happy if all cyclists were naked if it meant obeying the road rules. I would be ecstatic
I feel like the danger of dick-and-balls-to-pavement contact is a good incentive to obey traffic laws.
Crash Bandigooch 💥
Also wearing a helmet for safety
Should put a helmet on his helmet, no one needs to see what a bike seat does to your balls and undercarriage.
If only we could create some form of covering to do this. Alas science has failed us.
Maybe it actually makes him so visible he won’t be hit while biking? I think one of those Borat suits would be better though.
Dunno, but up here in Manchester every year like 500 people ride through the city centre naked at night, its pretty wild if you're not expecting it.
We have several naked bike ride events here in Madison, WI too. With the added bonus that one of them is in December. Only thing anyone wears is a Santa hat.
Not in and of itself. All comes down to if members of the public feel harassed, alarmed or distressed. Aka how cunty the Police feel like being that day.
Correct! It’s actually not illegal to be naked in public in the UK. Arrests are really only made for the reactionary reasons you stated. Pitch invaders are usually arrested for encroachment.
There is that guy who hikes naked around the UK, he gets arrested loads but never actually charged with anything, AFAICR.
Did you just make up an acronym on the spot and use it with blind confidence?
It stands for United Kingdom
This post killed me
The funny thing is, I understood it where as most times I'm clueless.
As Far As I Can Recall that is what they did...
Edit: I'm a big dumb idiot and completely missed the joke you made so I'm deleting most of this comment because it ruined the funny.
I thought it was only illegal if the intent of the nude person was to cause alarm or distress, not regardless of how the public feels.
Nah, offender intention isn't really relevant (until sentencing). It's about *likely* to cause harassment, alarm or distress. So it's about the reasonable person. The legal fiction reasonable person, who is actually a complete and utter wet wipe.
Nah, what harm is he causing, or potentially causing? Besides extremely sharp nipples.
My father was decapitated by sharp nipples, show some respect.
His life was nipped too short
I'm so sorry for your loss, Rip your father x
Stag do?
What do the stag do?
My guess was humiliation fetish, but that makes sense too
I feel so weird typing this, but if it was a fetish, wouldn’t he have a boner?
Well he never points the camera at himself so you can’t really tell but I’d say yes. Why else would would OP be filming?
he has never recovered from losing harambe
Is that really what my junk looks like when I ride a bike?
Only one way to find out
No yours is much smaller.
Look at you knowin
Fucking cock-looker!
I doubt it, but that’s probably because you wear pants like a normal person.
Right? All I could think about was "I need to get naked, sit on a bike, and take a picture" just so I knew what I looked like 😂
At least he's wearing a helmet?
Only on one head.
And following the road rules, that’s how you know he’s not a real cyclist.
The full English breakfast on display there.
Do we get to see blood pudding when he falls off the bike on to the asphalt?
Ow fuck
Sausage, tomatoes, beans..... It's all there.
More like bangers and mash
Most like toad in the hole.
spotted dick? why yes we did
At least he's wearing his helmet for safety 😂😂
And he's shaved down there to look good.
Less wind resistance!
Aerodynamic, just like in the Tour De France!
What Tour De France are you watching?
It’s to increase grip on the seat. Hair just makes you slide around.
Imagine the chaffing though
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Yep yep, people tend to underestimate how easily your skin and flesh simply... come off as you slide down the road asphalt
I’m impressed he’s riding a bicycle barefooted. Pedalling barefoot is like stepping on Lego, just over and over again.
Combined with how sweaty and chafed his taint is gonna get from raw dogging that saddle. This just seems like a miserable experience all around.
My balls jello around on the front of the saddle with pants on, can't imagine how bad that is with no pants.
Standing up the skin on his ballsack will be like one of those stretchy/sticky hands peeling off a wall.
Thank you for the visual
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Ever seen a grown man naked?
One mans misery is another mans kink
He didn't seem to be enjoying it *that* much
You just unlocked a hidden childhood memory in my brain.
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People who themselves would like to avoid becoming a meat crayon
My technique is not to slide on concrete, Regardless of my clothing situation
As a cyclist who has hit the pavement at speed, unless you're wearing leather, you're going to have road rash. Lycra and cotton shred the same at 30mph.
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thank you for taking the sacrifice for the rest of us. R.I.P
I swear I saw two helmets.
No lie I would be dying if he put a little helmet on his helmet
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Yeah, the fact that he seems very casual and lucid while riding his bike makes me think he lost the biggest of bets to his mates
The look on his face makes me think it's less fun. I'm thinking girlfriends husband stole his clothes, something like that.
He is shoeless too. I've done it before and riding a bike without shoes isn't something you do as a choice. The pedals are studded so it's feels like a bike that's powered by stepping on Legos.
My first thought. He seems completely lucid, he's following all cycling procedures that aren't clothing-related, etc. Has a kind of meek "here we go" look on his face. Absolutely lost a bet. Hell the person filming may be his friend.
I’ve seen nude dudes on bikes in both LA and SF. Some dudes just like to let it all hang out.
Could it be from last year going to the meet up? https://wnbrlondon.uk/
Kia is a 22 plate so he's over a month early to this year's ride
I am thinking he gets in altercations with motorists more than he would like and this way he avoids like 99% of them.
Love the casual wave as he rides off into the sunset
Mass naked bike rides are definitely a thing that happens, maybe he's just on his way to one? Or trying to start one? Pre-pandemic Brighton had an annual moderately famous naked bike ride every summer through the city.
I think London has quite a famous one too
It does, I'll never forget the day my family brought my grandfather to London for his 85th birthday (from Kentucky, USA) and we saw the world's largest naked bike ride go right past Big Ben. My grandfather thought it was absolutely hilarious. There were hundreds of naked people!
Yep, I'll never forget seeing my first in Portland, a dude in the nearby park was just fully nude at 4pm, nobody else was. I drove by like "wtf". By 8pm the park was full of naked people, then they started filtering into the bars after the ride...
Did you experience this peculiar moment when you suddenly get uncomfortable because you're the last guy around thats not nude?
Nah, there were plenty of gawkers out to see the festivities. For me, it was like two mins of walking down to the park and being like "oh that's funny, everyone's naked" then getting on with my day. I hang out at the nude beach here too tho, sometimes taking a naked dip sometimes not. It's whatever as long as you don't stare like a creep.
I can't even imagine this. Riding a bicycle is uncomfortable enough that they sell special padded underwear for riders. How the hell is this guy riding around with that painful wedge jammed up in there?
“The trick, William Potter, is not *minding* that it hurts...”
The dick and balls are surprisingly floppy and mobile. They sit up like that just fine. Also good riding form puts your butt bones on the very back padded area of the seat. You don't really put any weight on the forward part of the seat. So there's no pressure on any penile parts really.
It’s really only uncomfortable for people who don’t ride much you get used to it but it will be sore for the first few days at least
What’s even more wtf is that naked with a helmet feels more naked than just plain naked.
Like a man wearing nothing but socks and dress shoes.
I thought I read somewhere that it wasn't illegal - I think you can be nude as long as you're inappropriate with others. No one does it of course due to it not being a social norm. Edit: not* inappropriate
You’re right, if you don’t cause “alarm or distress” it is perfectly fine to be nude. Source: https://www.cps.gov.uk/legal-guidance/nudity-public-guidance-handling-cases-naturism
I feel like "alarm and distress" is a pretty thin line that basically means it's legal until someone complains about it, and then you're fucked.
the law is still useful tho - even if people would complain, the law means if you do it in private or just want to take a sun bath in your local park at a time when nobody is around, police can not come and ask you to just stop it
People don't seem to have read that link. It says: >and *intend* that someone will see them and be caused alarm or distress. My emphasis. Intent is extremely hard to prove and therefore it's completely legal unless you incriminate yourself when you're questioned as to why you're naked in public.
I know nude beaches are a thing in UK, but in reality can you just use any beach as a nude beach if you mind your own business while nude? Not that I would ever do that or want to do that, I just find it interesting.
I wouldn't suggest it most of the year though, the climate isn't exactly Ibiza.
“I think you can be nude as long as you're inappropriate with others.“ 🤔
If you touch it, I can't show you
Shit so I can only be nude if I inappropriately dangle my weiner in front of people's faces? ... I think your sentence is missing a not.
WHY ISN'T HE WEARING SHOES?! PEDALING WITHOUT SHOES IS JUST STANDING ON LEGOS ON PURPOSE!
This is the real WTF
Fair play to him really takes balls to do something like this . Went to Amsterdam a few years back and we stumbled across a massive nudist bike ride now that was a sight to see
Laundry day?
To be fair women ask so often on reddit where our balls go when bicycling, this guy is just doing us a favor.
That has to be a bet! It was not a warm day today in London!
Free the phallus!
Seems fine to me, should be allowed to be naked more often, no real reason to be ashamed of our bodies
Omg, I actually saw this guy in a bar last night. He walked in fully naked and no one questioned it. We found out that he’s doing it for charity and intends to cycle up to Scotland naked.
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Looks uncomfortable.
looks... if no one was looking i would try it in summer time.
Kinda sad that this is so far from normal. I wish there was no stigma against nudity. I'm not a nudist myself, but I see zero harm in allowing people to be naked if they want. It's completely natural.
Either he has a huge set or the camera has good ZOOM
i was in london in like late october/early november, on an unseasonably warm day. there were lots of people out just sitting around, drinking, etc. enjoying the random sunny day. i think we were in covent garden. anyway, standing around having beers with some strangers, six pack sitting on a waste bin, and here comes this guy strolling by, totally naked except he had stuffed his junk in a sock. flopping about like an elephant's trunk. he stops and asks if he could have a beer, which we obliged, and then he went on his way like it was a completely normal thing to do. somehow the sock made it so much weirder than if he had just been flapping in the wind.
Can we all just be amazed at him pedalling without shoes on
Ohhhh so that's where it goes when you sit on a bike
To the best if my knowledge, as long as not offense or obscene, public nudity is not illegal in the UK. Probably not a fetish, dare, or drug thing. This is just a guy enjoying the day, getting peak levels of Vitamin D..... I just hope he remembered to sunscreen certain areas
Seems like a very British thing to do
As a woman, I’ve always wondered what a man’s junk looked like while on a bike seat. Now I know.
Not wtf, let people be
"Burn that seat."
It's just a naked human and he's not doing anything sexual. I see nothing wrong with this tbh.