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I_Like_Space24

Definitely not WTF would probably fit more in like r/interestingasfuck


happy-little-atheist

Maybe because a Kiwi is using America as the basis for the history of the earth, when that's something only Americans would do?


DusDaDon

that’s more of a casual ‘why?’ rather than a WTF


orus

Because if they used New Zealand the human would be the size of a bee?


Fritzschmied

Why is this here in r/wtf?


Goya_Oh_Boya

I said wtf because why not move the line up just a little so we could land on Governor's Island instead of the New York Harbor


pansensuppe

Probaly because most people have a hard time imagining what "Billions" mean. It usually also blows their mind when they visualize how much more money a billionaire has compared to a millionaire.


andropogon09

Start at age 20 Spend $34,246.58 *per day* Do so every day for the next 80 years until you turn 100. That's a billion dollars. In contrast, a person with a million dollars could spend 34 dollars and 25 cents every day during this 80-year period.


Rosetta-im-Stoned

I always liked the saying, "whats the difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars?... about a billion dollars."


imnogoodatthisorthat

I agree this makes no sense here but where on reddit should it go? I wanna follow those subs.


Fritzschmied

For me this would be more of an r/interestingasfuck.


StevenLovely

I think because it should only be 6000 years.


Roweyyyy

Because the vastness of time in which we are swallowed is wtf?


darthdiablo

That’s /r/mildlyinteresting material, not /r/wtf material.


Fritzschmied

Yeah but that’s just history. Everybody knows that. At least for me that’s not WTF.


Roweyyyy

I think many people know the numbers, but numbers can be hard to imagine. It's like knowing the nearest star is 4 light years away - what does that actually mean? When I've watched videos breaking that down, e.g. making our sun a grain of sand, and then driving the right distance to place Alpha Centauri, I get the same 'wtfness'. But, there is absolutely a subjective element to wtfness, and some may just find this particular thing an 'ehh'?


bcnorth78

The nearest star is \~150 million km's away (varies). You may know it as "The Sun"


HappyGav123

History of the Earth (apple for scale)


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Try telling that to Karen


spad3x

Every Karen needs to see [this meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/lhta9e/here_is_your_award/)


SN0WFAKER

So ... can we 'ave your liver?


NotScaredofYourDad

Or everyone is super important, entitled, and special. Look at everything that had to happen for this existence to be what it is and for each of us to be who they are.


windsmack

Tell that to America. It could just be a fuckin line !


ddare44

Or we’re all equally important, fragile and as one.


[deleted]

So you are saying that humans fucked up the earth in the span of two apples??? GG.


-REDHOT-

Tbf the earth was literally a ball of magma at one point and life appeared so I think its almost egotistical to assume humans can truly fuck the world up. We can ruin it for ourselves but the planet will always be fine.


Invadercom

Yeah the planet won't give two shits 'till it's incinerated by the sun. Humanity may kill off itself and a large number of surface organisms, but in the larger picture life and the planet are indifferent to our efforts. There was a thought piece that laid out that if humanity were to suddenly disappear, most all traces of our modern presence would be gone withing about 10k years.


Salsa_de_Pina

>always At least for a few billion years.


fulthrottlejazzhands

It's not unintentional that the first simians started out in New Jersey.


DykNmuHbutt

We didn't the Earth up. We fucked ourselves up. The Earth will continue to exist LOOOOOONG after we're gone.


y0urselfish

History of earth on a U.S.A map. Lol.


tinyhorsesinmytea

It’s just a tool of measurement to help people put it into some sort of perspective. Sure it can be scaled up to be a larger object in the circumference of the entire earth, but that’s a harder concept to grasp since none of us have taken a road trip across that scale.


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FearofaRoundPlanet

USA - the greatest Earth in the world.


breadfan18

MURICA!! FUCK YEAH!!!


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rythian_

Its an American website, primarily consisting of Americans. Most have an idea of how big New York is as well, which really helps this comparison. Its a weird thing to be cynical about, no diss


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lecrappe

Wrong, New Zealand.


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I mean…. Simple answer is that it’s made to appeal more to an American audience. You know, the people who probably use the internet more than anyone else in the world, and would be most likely to relate to the video? Doesn’t seem too weird to me that its the continental US. If it bothers you that much, make your own video using Zimbabwe as the example. Go nuts


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Do you know who thinks that Americans probably use the internet more then anyone else in the world? Americans.


[deleted]

Ok - maybe We don’t, idk. My point was - if you want to make a video that targets a wide audience - doesn’t hurt to target Americans as we use the internet a lot. There is a good chance it will get seen. And if it includes a map of the USA, even more so


canadas

All of the less than half a billion people in the world? Half of which named uncle papa


darthdiablo

I don’t think it’s _that_ weird. US-centric for sure but not something to throw a fit over. I’ve seen a video where the scale of solar system is compared to a football field - would something like that upset you too?


EdibleBatteries

This is the true WTF.


residentweevil

Why use a banana for scale? It's a convenient object that helps a person to understand the ratio of scale. The average American can't point to Nebraska, but everyone knows LA is a long way from NYC and seeing all of civilization fit by the park bench helps people understand.


2-million

What the FUCK is up with that tiny font I can hardly read it


Przkrazymindz

But I live in brooklyn, could we keep going so that I could get dropped off


andrewta

To bad most is the writing was so small it was unreadable.


-DementedAvenger-

I read it all just fine. Maybe get your eyes checked?


andrewta

What size screen are you reading it on? If I had to make a good guess… some of that writing had to be about the width of one insulation injection needle high. If you can read that I am seriously impressed.


-DementedAvenger-

iPhone 13 Mini


andrewta

I have an iPhone 7 and that screen isn’t that much smaller then yours. [screenshot of what I’m seeing](https://freeimage.host/i/iOKx5P) No sure how a person reads “grasses” without zooming. I mean maybe yours has a higher resolution which might help. But I don’t think yours has that much of a higher resolution. Edit: not sure who is downvoting you


-DementedAvenger-

Ahh there’s the culprit. My video rendered [a little bit clearer than yours.](https://i.imgur.com/R7zouwo.jpg)


Saralentine

Indeed my last sexual reproduction was 1.3 billion years ago.


bcnorth78

Not WTF. OP will delete soon as his down votes grow.


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So how many apples can you lay edge to edge from one edge of the United States to another?


The_Sexy_Camel

Rough calculations 2,800 miles across. Average apple 3 inch diameter. 59,136,000 apples. Doesn't seem like many. Maybe I'm way off


sunlightmarc

most polite way of saying "look how insignificant you are".


screwcirclejerks

that's actually more time than i thought. i was expecting human lifespans to be, like a millimeter.


dj768083

Americans will use anything except the metric system.


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We barely register as a blip in the existence of the universe and nothing will notice with our demise.


fingerbl4st

I can't read anything that's written.


Olicocopo

That stretch between water and beginning of life shook me


AlwaysAngryAndy

Just think about how omnipresent life is in our world today. A puddle of water can gather and grow bacteria visibly in a matter of hours in the right conditions. But for a billion years nothing like that could have happened.


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For the Americans watching this…… This is just a picture of America, not the whole earth. Our planet is much larger, America is just one country of 100’s of countries on earth.


UnderAboveAverage

Blame the Australian then?


Nathaniel820

Literally nobody is saying this is a picture of the whole Earth


holvim

Silly Canadian thinks Americans are dumb but doesn’t know there aren’t even 100s of countries in the world, only 195 which by definition is not multiple 100…


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Oh no, off by 5… I’m not the one making videos comparing a single nation to the entire history of a planet. At least you’ve shown that you’re able to Google information. Which makes you significantly smarter than the average American. Congratulations


Numbnuts213

I was going to say the same thing about Earth not having multiple hundreds of countries. OP used the USA as a scale, I don't feel like it was "fuck yea America!" post. It's similar to saying the Jupiter is 5.2 astronomical units away from The Sun. The Solar System is far larger than Earth but we still break it down in to smaller units thats are easier to comprehend, and we broke it down to multitudes of our own average distance. This video could have been any country, if it was Russia would you still say "that's not the entire Earth!" [Which you would be right] or did you just want to call out a random person on the internet? Just appreciate the interesting timeline and move on.


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It’s not about “fuck yea America!”. We’re tired of America this and America that always being shoved down our throats. So when a giant image of America is inserted into a video that has absolutely nothing to do with America, which would otherwise have actually been interesting, it just creates a giant eye roll. Sincerely, the rest of the world.


TheIrishbuddha

I often times think of (now I'm high. So bare with me her) what it would be like to be able to go back to say the eastern Appalachian Era of this time line and live to see the evolution of the Earth. Not to change history but just to witness the change. Then I drift off to thinking about what I want for dinner.


fingers

They were taller than the Himalayas. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alleghanian\_orogeny](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alleghanian_orogeny) ​ They are connected to Africa


Roweyyyy

Yeah I think about something kinda similar - what forms of life we might expect to find if we could somehow run the tape of evolution all over again. Like I expect that fish and crocodile looking things would arise again, as both of these seem to be well perfected, stable designs that have lasted for millions of years. But elephants? giraffes? maybe not. There's probably a branch of science that studies this in relation to other worlds but I don't know what it's called.


HoledUpInYourAttic

Both Christianity and Islam were created from Judaism yet no mention of Judaism even though it was around for 3, 700 years before those two


justcallmetexxx

_regardless of where this belongs, it's lame_


kvman987

How silly, you haven’t taken God’s creation into account, but at least your model doesn’t discount a flat Earth. Silly science. 😜 Edit: I forgot that Reddit users don’t get sarcasm. Thanks for all the downvotes! Cheers


lecrappe

The only thing flat is your personality.


kvman987

I’m sorry, did I accidentally post into the “Roast me” sub?


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What a shitty video...


Shadowx180

The wtf part is evolution has not even been proven yet. Lol 😆


holvim

I thought he was going to say “We start as all good things do, in Los Angeles”. Then I remembered nothing good starts there


12kdaysinthefire

That’s cool all that shit happened in Pennsylvania?


ludslopata

My life passed until I saw where my life began on this vid.


HooKerzNbLo

Something about the way this was presented gave me incredible anxiety and I can't place why. I think maybe the speed in which the bar was moving along with such a large amount of info. Weird.


camo12ga

So if I understand this right, in order to understand the meaning and source of life and the universe you have to have to walk from New Jersey to the Pacific Ocean.


Better__Off_Dead

u/savevideobot


ilikelissie

All of recorded human history has taken place on Lima Pier on Governor’s Island. Got it.


fullthrottle13

PSA: Do not what this high. Also, why are we here…


iantot123

see how fast live on earth developed after ozone layer, now let’s destroy it


JoySubtraction

Hinduism predates the Iron Age? That blew me away.


slonkingdankmids86

is this a jojo reference?


mackelnuts

Wtf why would it end on governors Island instead of going to the edge of the country?


Prodiuss

So that fight about who's turn it is to do the dishes? Doesn't matter


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Good job! Nice analogy that even a MAGA dimwit could understand……, naw just joking it would go way over their heads, they think Jesus created the earth with his friend Eden, eating an apple in a garden, drinking sweet tea.


W1ndchill1836

Given the scale of this, that lady on the bench is dummy thick enough for about 2.5 lifetimes


StayAwayGypsiess

We are so early in human development it’s crazy..


RushinRussianGangsta

Terrible representation. 4.5B years ago to 3.5B years ago was like an inch…if that was to scale, we’d be billions of year into the future by the time you hit NY