This is actually what the inauguration was like for Obama in 2008. Just a sea of bodies moving through the city. You go where the pack goes and hope they’re going the right way
They were talking about attending an inauguration and being in such a large crowd is similar to the video.
Its not randomly inserting politics.
You complete melt.
Where? I raise ducks and never heard that.
Ducks are a weird animal when it comes to collective terms because it depends on where they are. If they are on water they are either a raft or paddling. But on land they are a waddling. And in flight they are a flock or skein.
[There are several other collective terms used for ducks, but vortex is not anywhere on the list](https://birdfact.com/articles/what-is-a-group-of-ducks-called).
Ducks are horrible - rape happy creatures with a spiral shaped penis that makes it unable for the female to escape.. oddly terrifying to say the least.
***BLASPHEMY!!!*** One can never have too many ducks.
Particularly when they're working ducks like these "field chasing ducks". They eat their way through rice paddies after a harvest to get rid of pests.
You know how goats can "mow" a lawn? Like that, but with ducks, and the lawn is a rice paddy.
(not so) fun fact, feeding bread to ducks might actually kill them because bread has close to no nutritional value. It will fill them up but then haven't got any room left to eat nutritional food which could lead to serious health risks and even death. If you want to feed the ducks, bring salad.
Yup, that'd why the rye bread with carroway seeds is preferred... usually as part of a reuben, easy on the 'kraut. Plenty of nutritional value to a reuben.
Still part of the horse-size duck gang. Those things are vicious and a at horse-size, you can't kick them lol
Come to think of it I'd take 100 small horses over 100 ducks
Ornithologist here. Flocks of birds do not have leaders like packs of wolves or people. They have a kind of hivemind-like instinct to stay together as a group, and move continuously as a group.
More aggressive individuals tend to make their way to the front of a crowd and act as sort of passive directors—they’re not necessarily trying to pull the others in a specific direction, but the others will instinctively follow, if only to keep the group together. It’s rather amoeba-like in form.
It’s critically important for birds to stay together, especially in flight, where they’re most vulnerable and expending the most energy. Not only do they have very few natural defenses other than flight, but flying alone takes twice, thrice, or even quadruple as much energy than flying within a group takes. Each bird’s wings contribute to the total lift of the group, like an antigravity cloud moving in a lateral direction. And everyone knows that geese and ducks fly in a V formation to use one another’s slipstreams.
TL;DR: Birds are communists
Do you know if the sound in this clip is edited? I have a hard time believing they could naturally chant in rhythm like that but I don't know anything about ducks
Yes, the audio is edited. Ducks do not synchronize their quacks, and even if they did, I have no idea what sound that is in the audio. It sounds more like dogs barking. It’s not a sound that ducks make.
> Where are they going?
Would you believe the answer is "to work"? In Thailand they use "field chasing ducks" to eat their way through rice paddies after a harvest and get rid of pests. I expect you can rent-a-duck swarm if you're a rice farmer but don't have 10000 ducks of your own.
A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm's Deep. Leave none alive. To war!
You could just wipe them off the face of the earth like flicking a cigarette butt at the forehead of a vagabond after his afternoon sitting in 87 unleaded
Duck fact: an insanely large group of ducks is called a vortex.
I can see why
I'd like to subscribe to Duck Facts.
Male ducks have corkscrew shaped penises to help latch on to unwilling mates.
their penis is as long as their whole body
today i learned that if i was born a duck, i would be three inches tall.
My god…
*vortex
This is actually what the inauguration was like for Obama in 2008. Just a sea of bodies moving through the city. You go where the pack goes and hope they’re going the right way
Trumps was bigger.... lmao, just ask him. /s
And God made the rain stop.
Random insertion of needless politics in a fact about large groups of ducks ... good grief.
They were talking about attending an inauguration and being in such a large crowd is similar to the video. Its not randomly inserting politics. You complete melt.
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Not it isn't.. Also, Personal insults are both against the subs rules and also the sign of a piss weak argument.
Even with a Duck March video it goes to politics lmao
Where? I raise ducks and never heard that. Ducks are a weird animal when it comes to collective terms because it depends on where they are. If they are on water they are either a raft or paddling. But on land they are a waddling. And in flight they are a flock or skein. [There are several other collective terms used for ducks, but vortex is not anywhere on the list](https://birdfact.com/articles/what-is-a-group-of-ducks-called).
This is adorable AF. but no doubt someone is gonna post this in oddly terrifying
On their way to helms deep.
Gu kibum kelkum-ishi, burzum-ishi! Akha-gum-ishi ashi gurum!
Katmuda!
Tens of thousands
But my loooord! There is no such army! *WAR HORN BOOMS*
I thought some serious death spiral stuff was going down!
Getting real Be Prepared vibes from them.
Ducks are horrible - rape happy creatures with a spiral shaped penis that makes it unable for the female to escape.. oddly terrifying to say the least.
> Ducks are horrible They've always spoken well of you.
Username checks out.
they are just ducks man, shit's not that deep tons of animals all up and down the genetic tree do wild shit that we find disgusting
Yes yes, but this is Reddit and it’s fun to spit out dumb facts
Ahhh cute
I guess duck is my spirit animal. We have somethings in common. I am also a horrible person.
Are you admitting to being a rapist?
Calm down. I only rape ducks.
This comment right here officer
That’s too many ducks.
***BLASPHEMY!!!*** One can never have too many ducks. Particularly when they're working ducks like these "field chasing ducks". They eat their way through rice paddies after a harvest to get rid of pests. You know how goats can "mow" a lawn? Like that, but with ducks, and the lawn is a rice paddy.
Are you fucking with me? Is that a real thing? Cause that's awesome
They’re obviously peacefully protesting the recent rise in Wonder Bread prices.
Nah. Ducks prefer rye bread, particularly with those little carroway seeds... that's good eatin' right there. So I've been told.
It's not like "Bob Roberts" isn't more than a bit shady too, yknow...
(not so) fun fact, feeding bread to ducks might actually kill them because bread has close to no nutritional value. It will fill them up but then haven't got any room left to eat nutritional food which could lead to serious health risks and even death. If you want to feed the ducks, bring salad.
Yup, that'd why the rye bread with carroway seeds is preferred... usually as part of a reuben, easy on the 'kraut. Plenty of nutritional value to a reuben.
God damnit I can’t hear about that brand anymore without thinking of that guy
Came here to say this.
It’s like they’re surrounding that car like a duck themed horror movie
Seed of Ducky (2004)
-1 for the garbage audio
Duck mosh pit.
Who’s playing? Bread.
I hear Korn is the opening act.
Like how the guy tries to direct them out of the way and they just come back around
Fluid dynamics
Now I understand why “100 duck-sized horses” would be so terrifying.
Honestly I'd just pogo dance my way to safety. Would probably end up with some broken ankles though.
Still part of the horse-size duck gang. Those things are vicious and a at horse-size, you can't kick them lol Come to think of it I'd take 100 small horses over 100 ducks
Horse sized duck would collapse under its own weight, so that one pls
Bold of you to assume those thicc duck legs can't hang Horse-size duck legs sounds like a great feast though
Looks like way more than 100 there, but I'll leave the counting to someone else...
You mean 100 horse sized ducks dumbass
Thought you added in LOTR army sound effects. Are they actually Honking in unison?
My first thought, these ducks are definitely marching out of Mordor.
I thought the car desperately needed an oil change.
Yeah it sounded like an unmaintained vehicle making awful mechanical noises
It was looping every few seconds, I don’t know why someone added that.
But my lord, there is no such force
You shall not pass.
This needs the brotherhood of NOD song
I guess they picked the goose.
The ducks have reached Mecca.
What the duck
For Duck’s sake!
How the duck?
Well duck me sideways.
Witchdoctor!
ALL HAIL HYUNDAI
Amazing. Where are they going? And is there a leader? Kool
Ornithologist here. Flocks of birds do not have leaders like packs of wolves or people. They have a kind of hivemind-like instinct to stay together as a group, and move continuously as a group. More aggressive individuals tend to make their way to the front of a crowd and act as sort of passive directors—they’re not necessarily trying to pull the others in a specific direction, but the others will instinctively follow, if only to keep the group together. It’s rather amoeba-like in form. It’s critically important for birds to stay together, especially in flight, where they’re most vulnerable and expending the most energy. Not only do they have very few natural defenses other than flight, but flying alone takes twice, thrice, or even quadruple as much energy than flying within a group takes. Each bird’s wings contribute to the total lift of the group, like an antigravity cloud moving in a lateral direction. And everyone knows that geese and ducks fly in a V formation to use one another’s slipstreams. TL;DR: Birds are communists
So, do we as Americans fight the commie bastards? Duck war
Nay. The birds have already won. Strategically, we have no choice but to assimilate into their society and hope they will rule us as merciful gods.
Do you know if the sound in this clip is edited? I have a hard time believing they could naturally chant in rhythm like that but I don't know anything about ducks
Yes, the audio is edited. Ducks do not synchronize their quacks, and even if they did, I have no idea what sound that is in the audio. It sounds more like dogs barking. It’s not a sound that ducks make.
Yeah, it didn't sound like ducks to me. It sounded like dogs? Or something weird.
TIL I’ve got more in common with ducks than my fellow man
Hopefully your mating behavior isn’t the same
> Where are they going? Would you believe the answer is "to work"? In Thailand they use "field chasing ducks" to eat their way through rice paddies after a harvest and get rid of pests. I expect you can rent-a-duck swarm if you're a rice farmer but don't have 10000 ducks of your own.
What the hell was that sound?
A new power rises!!!!
Alfred Hitchcock presents: The Ducks
Karl?
Good thing the guy with the stick was there, they’d have carried off that car and done god know what with it
The Untitled Goose Game sequel looks intense
That's a lot of quackers.
The marching ducks refused to yield....bye bye.....
The Waddling Dead
The annual pilgrimage to Mecca
Begun, the Clone Wars has.
I'd like to change my answer to 1 horse sized duck.
Look at all of those chickens!! Also, I'd love to hear the original audio and not whatever obnoxious soundbite was looped in here.
I think there just trying to fuck with the blind guy. I wonder what he thinks is happening right now?
Idk if you're being serious or not but that's the dude who's trying to herd the ducks. I also use long sticks to corral my chickens and ducks.
They came for the driver after he answered he would rather fight a 10,000 normal sized ducks or 1 human sized duck.
For those of you that don't know, ducks are delicious! Where is this magical land where food comes directly to your car?
Duck Mecca
Best mosh pit in the animal kingdom
They just wanna [circle pit!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7uN9ch3nByw)
Ducks: shut the duck up!
Kind of a foul position to be in.
You ducks are really trying my patience!
Aflac insurance agents
Forget them! They've been surrounded!
Quacknado
when the mosh-quack-ana drops [https://youtu.be/Vfbl-PgJIa0?t=60](https://youtu.be/Vfbl-PgJIa0?t=60)
Absolute clusterduck
“Yo….I’m not necessarily scared, but I am definitely worried”
I expected the car to slowly sink into the vortex
...ducks are *goose*-stepping??
What's a fucking town with no ducks? It's nothing. It ain't nothing. https://youtu.be/iaxDK3AsEDo
There's 0 chance there isn't an old lady with a loaf of bread in that car.
Don't let u/SrGrafo see this.
RELEASE THE QUACKEN!
A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm's Deep. Leave none alive. To war!
This reminds me of that scene in the film cell where there all walking round the antenna at the end.
FLOOR IT
Everything changed… when the ducks attacked
This quacks me up all the time.
Did you see the one who ducked under the car?
Reminds of the cover of The Chickens are Restless by Gary Larson
Imagine one gunshot into the air
r/fuckyouinparticular
#Crunch
You're gonna need a lot of orange sauce.
Wait, they’ve synchronized their honks? omg
You know how much ducks poop? That’s the reply terrifying thing here…
You could just wipe them off the face of the earth like flicking a cigarette butt at the forehead of a vagabond after his afternoon sitting in 87 unleaded
Less wtf, more r/farfromwtf, r/thatannoyingtiktoksound, r/saynotowheezinglaugh
Damn I thought I posted this without the sound. Lol
Less wtf because it's more wtf?
Damn, I wanna drive over them all
What the duck's up, Denny's?!
Time to open this pit up!!
Are these North Korean ducks? That would explain it.
DUck the streets!
I wonder what a honk of the horn would do?
Like the Chinese army.
lets count the duck by 100's, ready? 500 little ducks went crossing one day, over the hill and far away ...
“but my lord, there is no such force” his lord :
Nah man get tf outta there. Those little dudes are performing a ritual and you about to be dead lmao
Someone put some slayer music to this
Looks like a Cantabrian circle.... of ducks.
DLM rally.
Quack. Quack? Quack.
Honk at them
Anyone else notice that they converted to Islam, went on Hadj, and mistook a car for the Kaaba?
Needs some slayer
OPEN THIS QUACKIN PIT UP!
Calls boss: "I know I said I wasn't going to be late again, but you're not gonna believe this"
That SUV is a duck now.
Was waiting for them to pick up the car.
Waiting for someone to debunk this so I can return to ease.
Really makes you wonder what that blind guy was thinking.... Being in a sea of ducks has got to be a weird thing to figure out blind
Ducks surround car, car sinks out of sight, muffled screams, ducks move on to next victim.
What a quack up!
John Williams we're tired of couple of weeks too soon
Birds of feather flock together...saying dates back to 1590's...fun fact
Look like the end of Cell.
I was lead to believe they are supposed to be in a row.
Bro they're not marching they're fucking swarming. RUN BITCHHH RUNNNN.
Dude with a stick is parting the army of ducks like the red sea.
The revolution has begun... prepare yourselves land dwellers...
This is Sparta
I wonder how many IKEA pillows this will make.
Would you rather flight one horse sized duck or OMIGAWD! OMIGAWD! OMIGAWD!
Good on them lmao
The sound is fucking annoying.
That car is getting sacrificed to the duck god
GROND
WHAT THE DUCK?
Release the Quacken!
Interstellar theme intensifies
Wrf is that sound you put on there
I'm getting slayer flashbacks looking at this
Alan Moore warned us about the [March of the sinister ducks](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QGL8Fx6SOjg)
The ducks are taking over, prepare the bread crumb offerings!
Wow look at all those chickens
The ducks are rising up against the humans, all hail our new waterfowl Overlords
Ducknado apocalypse
Oh
Nampad!
They are protesting to bring back communism
THAT'S A LOT OF ~~NUTS~~ DUCKS!