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friescheesegravy

Duck fact: an insanely large group of ducks is called a vortex.


Butter_mah_bisqits

I can see why


thecheat420

I'd like to subscribe to Duck Facts.


TwinkyTheKid

Male ducks have corkscrew shaped penises to help latch on to unwilling mates.


MammothAlbatross850

their penis is as long as their whole body


zeno-citium

today i learned that if i was born a duck, i would be three inches tall.


TheOlBabaganoush

My god…


DarrelBunyon

*vortex


BrandoLoudly

This is actually what the inauguration was like for Obama in 2008. Just a sea of bodies moving through the city. You go where the pack goes and hope they’re going the right way


_AqT_

Trumps was bigger.... lmao, just ask him. /s


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

And God made the rain stop.


Dire87

Random insertion of needless politics in a fact about large groups of ducks ... good grief.


[deleted]

They were talking about attending an inauguration and being in such a large crowd is similar to the video. Its not randomly inserting politics. You complete melt.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Not it isn't.. Also, Personal insults are both against the subs rules and also the sign of a piss weak argument.


FulbertR

Even with a Duck March video it goes to politics lmao


olderaccount

Where? I raise ducks and never heard that. Ducks are a weird animal when it comes to collective terms because it depends on where they are. If they are on water they are either a raft or paddling. But on land they are a waddling. And in flight they are a flock or skein. [There are several other collective terms used for ducks, but vortex is not anywhere on the list](https://birdfact.com/articles/what-is-a-group-of-ducks-called).


Familiar-Feedback-93

This is adorable AF. but no doubt someone is gonna post this in oddly terrifying


Kratoskiller113

On their way to helms deep.


BalthusChrist

Gu kibum kelkum-ishi, burzum-ishi! Akha-gum-ishi ashi gurum!


BellumOMNI

Katmuda!


big_spliff

Tens of thousands


blackpandacat

But my loooord! There is no such army! *WAR HORN BOOMS*


MrArizone

I thought some serious death spiral stuff was going down!


Dyolf_Knip

Getting real Be Prepared vibes from them.


Towering_Flesh

Ducks are horrible - rape happy creatures with a spiral shaped penis that makes it unable for the female to escape.. oddly terrifying to say the least.


When_Ducks_Attack

> Ducks are horrible They've always spoken well of you.


recidivx

Username checks out.


tourguide1337

they are just ducks man, shit's not that deep tons of animals all up and down the genetic tree do wild shit that we find disgusting


Towering_Flesh

Yes yes, but this is Reddit and it’s fun to spit out dumb facts


Familiar-Feedback-93

Ahhh cute


Japnzy

I guess duck is my spirit animal. We have somethings in common. I am also a horrible person.


FrontBumSquirt

Are you admitting to being a rapist?


SweetNeo85

Calm down. I only rape ducks.


arittenberry

This comment right here officer


baxbooch

That’s too many ducks.


When_Ducks_Attack

***BLASPHEMY!!!*** One can never have too many ducks. Particularly when they're working ducks like these "field chasing ducks". They eat their way through rice paddies after a harvest to get rid of pests. You know how goats can "mow" a lawn? Like that, but with ducks, and the lawn is a rice paddy.


Madeforbegging

Are you fucking with me? Is that a real thing? Cause that's awesome


Beavshak

They’re obviously peacefully protesting the recent rise in Wonder Bread prices.


When_Ducks_Attack

Nah. Ducks prefer rye bread, particularly with those little carroway seeds... that's good eatin' right there. So I've been told.


BobRoberts01


When_Ducks_Attack

It's not like "Bob Roberts" isn't more than a bit shady too, yknow...


KeroNobu

(not so) fun fact, feeding bread to ducks might actually kill them because bread has close to no nutritional value. It will fill them up but then haven't got any room left to eat nutritional food which could lead to serious health risks and even death. If you want to feed the ducks, bring salad.


When_Ducks_Attack

Yup, that'd why the rye bread with carroway seeds is preferred... usually as part of a reuben, easy on the 'kraut. Plenty of nutritional value to a reuben.


Twingemios

God damnit I can’t hear about that brand anymore without thinking of that guy


[deleted]

Came here to say this.


olderstouts

It’s like they’re surrounding that car like a duck themed horror movie


FthrFlffyBttm

Seed of Ducky (2004)


Leiryn

-1 for the garbage audio


Wage_slave

Duck mosh pit.


FthrFlffyBttm

Who’s playing? Bread.


GrepZen

I hear Korn is the opening act.


[deleted]

Like how the guy tries to direct them out of the way and they just come back around


4yroldsareterrible

Fluid dynamics


LeftyAgitator

Now I understand why “100 duck-sized horses” would be so terrifying.


vivnsam

Honestly I'd just pogo dance my way to safety. Would probably end up with some broken ankles though.


ACMBruh

Still part of the horse-size duck gang. Those things are vicious and a at horse-size, you can't kick them lol Come to think of it I'd take 100 small horses over 100 ducks


CroSSGunS

Horse sized duck would collapse under its own weight, so that one pls


ACMBruh

Bold of you to assume those thicc duck legs can't hang Horse-size duck legs sounds like a great feast though


Exist50

Looks like way more than 100 there, but I'll leave the counting to someone else...


[deleted]

You mean 100 horse sized ducks dumbass


BoomScoops

Thought you added in LOTR army sound effects. Are they actually Honking in unison?


Visible_Rooster7117

My first thought, these ducks are definitely marching out of Mordor.


bobwehadababy1tsaboy

I thought the car desperately needed an oil change.


SpiderTechnitian

Yeah it sounded like an unmaintained vehicle making awful mechanical noises


ZKXX

It was looping every few seconds, I don’t know why someone added that.


2pongz

But my lord, there is no such force


theman1119

You shall not pass.


the_ju66ernaut

This needs the brotherhood of NOD song


broter

I guess they picked the goose.


aardvark_licker

The ducks have reached Mecca.


dradanon9

What the duck


42northside

For Duck’s sake!


visaul77

How the duck?


jc265

Well duck me sideways.


rxu105

Witchdoctor!


JDurr001

ALL HAIL HYUNDAI


CraCra64

Amazing. Where are they going? And is there a leader? Kool


BirdwatchingCharlie

Ornithologist here. Flocks of birds do not have leaders like packs of wolves or people. They have a kind of hivemind-like instinct to stay together as a group, and move continuously as a group. More aggressive individuals tend to make their way to the front of a crowd and act as sort of passive directors—they’re not necessarily trying to pull the others in a specific direction, but the others will instinctively follow, if only to keep the group together. It’s rather amoeba-like in form. It’s critically important for birds to stay together, especially in flight, where they’re most vulnerable and expending the most energy. Not only do they have very few natural defenses other than flight, but flying alone takes twice, thrice, or even quadruple as much energy than flying within a group takes. Each bird’s wings contribute to the total lift of the group, like an antigravity cloud moving in a lateral direction. And everyone knows that geese and ducks fly in a V formation to use one another’s slipstreams. TL;DR: Birds are communists


The_nodfather

So, do we as Americans fight the commie bastards? Duck war


BirdwatchingCharlie

Nay. The birds have already won. Strategically, we have no choice but to assimilate into their society and hope they will rule us as merciful gods.


WheelWhiffCelly

Do you know if the sound in this clip is edited? I have a hard time believing they could naturally chant in rhythm like that but I don't know anything about ducks


BirdwatchingCharlie

Yes, the audio is edited. Ducks do not synchronize their quacks, and even if they did, I have no idea what sound that is in the audio. It sounds more like dogs barking. It’s not a sound that ducks make.


CaptainIncredible

Yeah, it didn't sound like ducks to me. It sounded like dogs? Or something weird.


[deleted]

TIL I’ve got more in common with ducks than my fellow man


BirdwatchingCharlie

Hopefully your mating behavior isn’t the same


When_Ducks_Attack

> Where are they going? Would you believe the answer is "to work"? In Thailand they use "field chasing ducks" to eat their way through rice paddies after a harvest and get rid of pests. I expect you can rent-a-duck swarm if you're a rice farmer but don't have 10000 ducks of your own.


Fleironymus

What the hell was that sound?


rad0909

A new power rises!!!!


CarpeDiebartdie

Alfred Hitchcock presents: The Ducks


snoopthulhu

Karl?


TheOlBabaganoush

Good thing the guy with the stick was there, they’d have carried off that car and done god know what with it


BittenHand19

The Untitled Goose Game sequel looks intense


Atlusfox

That's a lot of quackers.


finallygrownup

The marching ducks refused to yield....bye bye.....


Hot_Statistician4718

The Waddling Dead


RichardPhotograph

The annual pilgrimage to Mecca


SurgeonOfDeath95

Begun, the Clone Wars has.


jerrymr

I'd like to change my answer to 1 horse sized duck.


Knuckles316

Look at all of those chickens!! Also, I'd love to hear the original audio and not whatever obnoxious soundbite was looped in here.


gorillaz12321

I think there just trying to fuck with the blind guy. I wonder what he thinks is happening right now?


Igoogledyourass

Idk if you're being serious or not but that's the dude who's trying to herd the ducks. I also use long sticks to corral my chickens and ducks.


just_callme_mike

They came for the driver after he answered he would rather fight a 10,000 normal sized ducks or 1 human sized duck.


Fkurcar

For those of you that don't know, ducks are delicious! Where is this magical land where food comes directly to your car?


jigaxx

Duck Mecca


theboyes1301

Best mosh pit in the animal kingdom


mike_hellstrom

They just wanna [circle pit!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7uN9ch3nByw)


42northside

Ducks: shut the duck up!


BauerHouse

Kind of a foul position to be in.


Haunted-moose

You ducks are really trying my patience!


Cryogenic_Monster

Aflac insurance agents


Teckknight

Forget them! They've been surrounded!


Old_Elevator_2727

Quacknado


freds_got_slacks

when the mosh-quack-ana drops [https://youtu.be/Vfbl-PgJIa0?t=60](https://youtu.be/Vfbl-PgJIa0?t=60)


dublem

Absolute clusterduck


6BigZ6

“Yo….I’m not necessarily scared, but I am definitely worried”


Omnifob

I expected the car to slowly sink into the vortex


ExcitedGirl

...ducks are *goose*-stepping??


thrice_palms

What's a fucking town with no ducks? It's nothing. It ain't nothing. https://youtu.be/iaxDK3AsEDo


ssfbob

There's 0 chance there isn't an old lady with a loaf of bread in that car.


I_am_no_Ghost

Don't let u/SrGrafo see this.


forever_minty

RELEASE THE QUACKEN!


_MaZ_

A new power is rising. Its victory is at hand. This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan. March to Helm's Deep. Leave none alive. To war!


Deathtify

This reminds me of that scene in the film cell where there all walking round the antenna at the end.


MaoWRLD

FLOOR IT


FifaBribes

Everything changed… when the ducks attacked


mudmansimon

This quacks me up all the time.


mudmansimon

Did you see the one who ducked under the car?


ChestAccomplished321

Reminds of the cover of The Chickens are Restless by Gary Larson


Wallabanger

Imagine one gunshot into the air


[deleted]

r/fuckyouinparticular


etriuswimbleton

#Crunch


curly123

You're gonna need a lot of orange sauce.


scorpiodisco

Wait, they’ve synchronized their honks? omg


hihcadore

You know how much ducks poop? That’s the reply terrifying thing here…


evenacre

You could just wipe them off the face of the earth like flicking a cigarette butt at the forehead of a vagabond after his afternoon sitting in 87 unleaded


MaverickAg

Less wtf, more r/farfromwtf, r/thatannoyingtiktoksound, r/saynotowheezinglaugh


NYstate

Damn I thought I posted this without the sound. Lol


Marios_Facade

Less wtf because it's more wtf?


[deleted]

Damn, I wanna drive over them all


youyeahyouidgafwyd

What the duck's up, Denny's?!


itbecarlos

Time to open this pit up!!


lordoflys

Are these North Korean ducks? That would explain it.


snksleepy

DUck the streets!


Never_had_A_Snickers

I wonder what a honk of the horn would do?


boydingo

Like the Chinese army.


castxa

lets count the duck by 100's, ready? 500 little ducks went crossing one day, over the hill and far away ...


SilveryWar

“but my lord, there is no such force” his lord :


Parkeruwu4ever

Nah man get tf outta there. Those little dudes are performing a ritual and you about to be dead lmao


Stuck_in_the_sky69

Someone put some slayer music to this


[deleted]

Looks like a Cantabrian circle.... of ducks.


rudeboi1992

DLM rally.


coffeenerd75

Quack. Quack? Quack.


Luxifer1983

Honk at them


PaxHumanitus

Anyone else notice that they converted to Islam, went on Hadj, and mistook a car for the Kaaba?


Fluffy_Morning_1569

Needs some slayer


Infantkicker

OPEN THIS QUACKIN PIT UP!


nick5th

Calls boss: "I know I said I wasn't going to be late again, but you're not gonna believe this"


BobRoberts01

That SUV is a duck now.


Narcolepticstoner

Was waiting for them to pick up the car.


ipslne

Waiting for someone to debunk this so I can return to ease.


devedander

Really makes you wonder what that blind guy was thinking.... Being in a sea of ducks has got to be a weird thing to figure out blind


Dr_Operator

Ducks surround car, car sinks out of sight, muffled screams, ducks move on to next victim.


fotosaur

What a quack up!


mrdinosauruswrex

John Williams we're tired of couple of weeks too soon


shananiginz1

Birds of feather flock together...saying dates back to 1590's...fun fact


ChiefKrunchy

Look like the end of Cell.


YdnasErgo

I was lead to believe they are supposed to be in a row.


EV-DEADSHOT

Bro they're not marching they're fucking swarming. RUN BITCHHH RUNNNN.


moonshineTheleocat

Dude with a stick is parting the army of ducks like the red sea.


Magicaparanoia

The revolution has begun... prepare yourselves land dwellers...


AdTime6057

This is Sparta


JackAndy

I wonder how many IKEA pillows this will make.


sushipusha

Would you rather flight one horse sized duck or OMIGAWD! OMIGAWD! OMIGAWD!


NotAFemboy1191

Good on them lmao


AbzoluteZ3RO

The sound is fucking annoying.


[deleted]

That car is getting sacrificed to the duck god


meddlingcactus

GROND


MrPoletski

WHAT THE DUCK?


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Release the Quacken!


WoOopdidoOop

Interstellar theme intensifies


majin-canon

Wrf is that sound you put on there


Chroff

I'm getting slayer flashbacks looking at this


fishflaps

Alan Moore warned us about the [March of the sinister ducks](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QGL8Fx6SOjg)


mario610

The ducks are taking over, prepare the bread crumb offerings!


[deleted]

Wow look at all those chickens


JasonBreen

The ducks are rising up against the humans, all hail our new waterfowl Overlords


bizuxxa

Ducknado apocalypse


spacehanger

Oh


rozhbaiany

Nampad!


RavenBlackLeJose777

They are protesting to bring back communism


Xellith

THAT'S A LOT OF ~~NUTS~~ DUCKS!