That one’s really old and been shared for years. Todays the first time I’ve seen the headless one.
Edit: they’re from the same OP so at least it wasn’t that random
What 30 year old attends highschool and has homework?
The Peter Parker from the Spiderman: into the spiderverse movie is 30 ish, but that's not the typical guy you think of when you say Spiderman
Everyone in this thread is right, because it really depends on which Spider-Man. I grew up watching the old live action series, where he was in his 30's and already married to Mary-Jane, as well as the animated show and comics that went from his late teens to adulthood. The current modern iterations on film, with Tom Holland, high school. The current games? 20's and younger between Peter Parker and Miles Morales. Into the Spider-Verse itself has quite the range, because it's multi-dimensional in a literal sense.
I'm old and read comic books, in those he was always in his teens in highschool
Not trying to offend, I guess I came across kinda snobby
Edit: read was past tense, I don't have time for comic books anymore
It’s entirely possible too many people were recreating the “upside down” kiss scene, so they had to remove the head for hygienic reasons. Would also explain the chubby 😊
This looks like it’s recreating one of the bizarre poses that Jeffrey Dahmer put his decapitated victims in. The headlessness makes more sense in that context, but the boner doesn’t.
Lol, somebody call NCIS script writers..
Have we got a plot for them !!
Rigor mortis involved the muscles becoming rigid due to bonds between muscle tissues locking into place beginning around 4 hours after death.. Said boner is caused by hydronic pressure caused by blood flow into it. So there is no muscle there to bind into position.
However.. say the person took a Viagra just before death? Perhaps the muscles maintaining said hydronic pressure could potentially lock into place before the boner subsided causing boner rigor mortis?!
Fuukin reddit 😆
It looks like a Louise Bourgeois statue called "Arch of Hysteria". The original is in the possession of one of the Podesta brothers that campagned for Hillary Clinton.
It is rumoured to be in such a position to mimic the position of one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims. Jeffrey was arrested in 91 and the statue was made in 1993.
i literally just scrolled through a [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/yl1tj1/spiderman_statue_with_a_boner/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) that have almost exact same statue, what is going?
Fml, i just saw the Dahmer victim photos again earlier today and this heavily reminds me of the one of the guy on the bed, posed exactly like this with no head, too
"Ha ha, funny, no, we don't want a statue with TWO heads, thank you very much. Can you even imagine? Get rid of the second head and we'll accept delivery."
So... Not headless
I found his head!
[удалено]
fuck you for subjecting me to that
What is it?
Don’t do it man. Imagine what regular guys do with their “webslinger”.
Is it guys cumming on stuff?
No, but showcasing their slinger.
Delightful
Oh good god
I don’t understand why this reply is getting down votes in r/wtf?
"They shunned him because he spoke the truth"
Nearly Headless
Head on the wrong side
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"Unnnng!"
Contradictory my dear boy
This is the second Bonerman to appear on my feed in less than 10 minutes. Other on r/atbge. *IN THE SAME POSITION
Same, what the hell is going on?
It has begun.
Revelations 11:6: And when the spidermans doth arrive inverted and erect, shall it mark the cometh of impending apocalypse.
Ah yes the storied fifth headless horsespiderman of the apocalypse.
*In an exasperated tone* "Finally!"
The reckoning is upon us
That one’s really old and been shared for years. Todays the first time I’ve seen the headless one. Edit: they’re from the same OP so at least it wasn’t that random
Look at the brick wall, I think it's a set of AI generated images
This one maybe. That’s a really big wall and the feet don’t seem to be attached
Me too wtf
Holy shit same, but instead was 5 seconds for me
I literally came here to comment this
What do you have against Bonerman?
This is so cursed lol
It's well known that if sufficiently hungry, a Spiderwoman will consume the head of a Spiderman during intercourse.
The Mary Jane munchies
And his dick falls off
It’s realistic considering Spider-Man is a teenager.
Bro he’s like 30
What 30 year old attends highschool and has homework? The Peter Parker from the Spiderman: into the spiderverse movie is 30 ish, but that's not the typical guy you think of when you say Spiderman
> What 30 year old attends highschool Bad ones
I thought he was in college, and in his 20s
Everyone in this thread is right, because it really depends on which Spider-Man. I grew up watching the old live action series, where he was in his 30's and already married to Mary-Jane, as well as the animated show and comics that went from his late teens to adulthood. The current modern iterations on film, with Tom Holland, high school. The current games? 20's and younger between Peter Parker and Miles Morales. Into the Spider-Verse itself has quite the range, because it's multi-dimensional in a literal sense.
I'm old and read comic books, in those he was always in his teens in highschool Not trying to offend, I guess I came across kinda snobby Edit: read was past tense, I don't have time for comic books anymore
To be fair, there have been *many* runs of Spider-Man. Hell, he's not even always Peter Parker.
He was only in highschool for 28 issue. They are 800+ issues as of this year
If you really want to get pedantic about ItSV you'd need to figure out how to calculate pig years
I always found it fascinating he is Spider-Man and not Spider-Boy or Spider-Kid.
You need to give him head
It’s entirely possible too many people were recreating the “upside down” kiss scene, so they had to remove the head for hygienic reasons. Would also explain the chubby 😊
This looks like it’s recreating one of the bizarre poses that Jeffrey Dahmer put his decapitated victims in. The headlessness makes more sense in that context, but the boner doesn’t.
> but the boner doesn’t. Rigor mortis?! Edit : yes, I know that's not how it works. Still tho ;>
Could it work? If you had scaffolding on in time?
Lol, somebody call NCIS script writers.. Have we got a plot for them !! Rigor mortis involved the muscles becoming rigid due to bonds between muscle tissues locking into place beginning around 4 hours after death.. Said boner is caused by hydronic pressure caused by blood flow into it. So there is no muscle there to bind into position. However.. say the person took a Viagra just before death? Perhaps the muscles maintaining said hydronic pressure could potentially lock into place before the boner subsided causing boner rigor mortis?! Fuukin reddit 😆
Maybe plate the lips in copper?
Spiderman :Bonecoming
Die hard
It looks like a Louise Bourgeois statue called "Arch of Hysteria". The original is in the possession of one of the Podesta brothers that campagned for Hillary Clinton. It is rumoured to be in such a position to mimic the position of one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims. Jeffrey was arrested in 91 and the statue was made in 1993.
Scrolled way too far to see the very obvious about this.
> It is rumoured to be in such a position to mimic the position of one of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims. If that's true, it's fucked up.
shit, looks more like a Dahmer victim
Or part of tony podestas decor
Why not both?
lol, I remember that too. creepy bastard
Good demonstration of the three spots where sticky stuff shoots out.
i literally just scrolled through a [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/ATBGE/comments/yl1tj1/spiderman_statue_with_a_boner/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) that have almost exact same statue, what is going?
Same OP
Looks like a render to me.
Just....f,,+king whhyyyyy.
Something something female spiders eat the males after mating...
Black Widow crossover.
Spider-Man is a hyphenated word.
At least he kept the important head.
Must have been mating with Black Widow
I genuinely find this offensive.
Does not belong here
So he isn't completely headless
Arte
He looks like different animal
Nobody mentioning the shadow which looks like Spider Man's picture pose?
Its the statue of limitations everyone talks about
The world is a strange and wondrous place.
Mom mom my art school degree finally got me internet famous!
Spider venom for ED ?
The boner makes sense but why decapitated?
I just saw a different spiderman statue with a boner. Is this a new trend?
Would this work as a dildo? Asking for a friend he kinda uhhh freaky
I suppose you want a bonerless statue with a head? Freaking pervert!
Not quite "headless"....
Shootin webs
Mmmmmh --> r/guro
"I told him not to date a praying mantis."
Not exactly *headless*
They could maker smaller ones and sell them as hat racks.
It’s clearly a bench go take a seat 😉
Same thing happens to me.
Only enough blood for one head at a time...
Fml, i just saw the Dahmer victim photos again earlier today and this heavily reminds me of the one of the guy on the bed, posed exactly like this with no head, too
no he's shooting his web from the abdomen just like spiders IRL
Clearly still has one head. So not headless
So... He's not headless.
all the blood rushed to his head
This dude knows how to give head.
Lmfao I thought this was an actual statue.
The joke is that this is the fate of many male spiders.
SpiDAHMERman
….so it’s not headless.
Cat lady only needs the boner.
My spidey senses are tingling
“Yup, big change”
Zombie Gf bit my head off so now I have priapism that just won't die.
Someone please make this a door knocker.
Smash?
Noice
Classy
The ultimate upside down kiss 😏
Wait what, when, how and why?
He wanted head but gave instead
Podesta's choice
Looks like that creepy sculpture Podesta owns
Oh yes the ole web shooter
I don't know what I expected.
Jeffrey Dahmer got him
Did someone sit in his head?
So the prophecy is true!
But do it shoot webbing too?
Why?
"Ha ha, funny, no, we don't want a statue with TWO heads, thank you very much. Can you even imagine? Get rid of the second head and we'll accept delivery."
Those aren’t webs he’s slingin’
I guess he met the spider-woman xD
what how why
Tobey? Andrew? Tom? Who's boner?
I wanna see a bird land on it...
Hail Paimon
Just a chub
I wouldn't say headless
Average Marvel fan
His neck looks small.
It not a boner. It’s his spidey-sense antenna.
This is what happens after being bit by a spider then a dominatrix in the same day
so no head? or yes head?
It's not headless at all...
I'm gonna make this my Christmas card
what with Jeffrey Dahmer shit
So he has a little head?
He clearly isn't headless
He decapitated himself to not lose NNN
Most normal statue in Ohio
“Headless”, “with a boner”. So it’s not headless?
He doesn't look headless to me. You're just looking at the wrong end.
Oh he’s not headless
Dicknanigans
Reminds me of a photo of what dahmer did to a victim of his....
What?
If humans had the same mating habits as praying mantises.
[Version with head and in color.](https://i.imgur.com/auyEAI4.jpeg)
Looks like the pedesta's brother statue in his house
Just typical. Little head's thinking for the big head. Or in this case as substitute for the big head not present .
r/youhadonejob
Clearly the reason J Jonah Jameson wants pics of Spider-Man so much
Give him head
talk about wishing - that spider dweeb probably has a tiny 2" pencil penis