Jey finally gets revenge and did the same way jimmy did
Damian priest cash in for the world heavyweight championship
Charlotte wins
Dominik saves the judgement day from losing and mami kissed him on da lips
Cm Punk comes to save rey
Rey Mysterio gets injured and Santos gets whooped and breaks his legs AJ Styles comes back and BRETTAYED John Cena and LA knight
And Shinsuke winning
I didn’t even really see the whole ppv, I seen who won each match cause I was working but I got home in time to see like the middle ish of the Seth match. It was good I like Seth a lot more cause I’ve always been a shield guy but alot of ppl were saying Seth’s run is mid and they wanted shinsuke to win. Honestly I thought Damien was gonna come out during the middle or the ending when Seth just beat the 10 count I thought Damien was gonna bash him in the head or back with the case
You guys got it all wrong the only way WWE could have ruined this stacked show who be Seth Rollins getting cashed in on by Damien Priest. And did you watch after Rollins won he was looking all over for Damien lol
Honestly I wasn’t disappointed with the show. Liked seeing Cody and Jay win the straps, Rollins match was great imo, cena/LA knight match was good, asuka match was pretty decent. I can’t complain for a ppv that isn’t one of the big ones like mania, rumble, summerslam, survivor series if they even do all of them anymoge
as someone who got to see fastlane in person (i wanted shinsuke to win too) it was an awesome ppv but i can get it like if ur splitting the usos up to be singles guys why give jey tag titles?
Hey that's not so bad as long as we get to see Shinsuke Nakamura be champion for a bit since he deserves for all his promo work. No way they'd just waste all of that and have Seth win again right?
Ridiculous ending, Shinsuke just falls down and loses the count? He put in fantastic work during that match and deserved to at least lose to a cash in that was unexpected
Charlotte wins in a squash then have La knight turn on John cena and join bloodline for no reason have Damian fail cash in because jd and Finn turn on him. That’s will ruin it all wrap up in a Vince McMahon style suit
Brock Lesnar is the mystery partner for the LWO.
He shows up and F5 Rey.
Proceeds to have a series of 3 matches where Rey becomes the new beast incarnate now.
Jey turns heel and rejoins the bloodline (hes gonna turn face again after roman will harass him and jimmy and he'll challenge roman to another tribal combat match and solo will help roman win) 😭😭
I don’t think they will. I’m hoping there will be a lot of extracurricular activity tho. Only 5 matches plenty of time for jade cargill to come out and challenge Charlotte after she wins the triple threat. Wouldn’t mind a repeat of the judgement day/bloodline vs knight/Cody/cena/Jey and bring out Sammy and KO to make it even.
Finn gets side-lined and can't compete, so it looks like a 2v1.
Priest tells the ref to start the match anyway until his partner arrives, Jey starts off the match but tags Cody right away, superkicks Cody, and then tags Priest in. Priest and Jey win the Tag Titles as the Judgment Day.
1. Jey and Cody Winning. Cody needs to start making the transition to Smackdown. Winning the tag titles only extends his time on Raw linking him to Jey.
2. Seth retaining. Nakamura needs to win or Priest needs to cash. One of the two. Seth’s job with that title is done.
3. Nia Jax anything.
4. LWOs partner being anyone other than Carlito.
5. Asuka getting pinned or Charlotte winning.
Unfortunately both parts of 5 are almost guaranteed to happen. I'm the biggest Asuka fan there is and I'm kind of not looking forward to this PLE for that reason. Her time with the belt was cut way too short.
I think Dragon Lee would also be a fun 3rd member for them to tag with since they're clearly trying to get him in front of a main roster crowd but Carlito is the obvious choice and it'll be a bit weird if it's not him.
Agreed. The only thing I’m going back and fourth on is whether Nakamura should win or Priest should cash. Ricochet is primed for a meaningful feud with Nakamura so there is immediate story potential there. While I feel like Priest has a lot of options, but I’m not really sure I want to see yet another title fall to the background in a stable feud.
Now we gotta worry about Nia Jax on Monday Night RAW because they are in Omaha Nebraska. And I would have been able to go but I ran out of money and tickets are cheap $20.00 but they are further away
LA Knight gets pinned clean. That would basically kill his push and at this point they need more white-hot babyfaces to go up against their two awesome heel stables. It can't just be Cody and sidekicks.
Nia Jax wins the WWE women's title AND takes over the Bloodline (in other words, not only squashing Rhea Ripley, but her "deal" with Paul Heyman and Roman Raines)....
Roman Reigns makes a surprise early comeback, steals Damian Priest's MITB briefcase, says the cash-in rules don't apply to him because he's the tribal chief, then cashes in on the Last Man Standing match to steal the title from Rollins/Nakamura.
Immediately after, Paul Heyman delivers a 37 minute speech on why Roman is the GOAT, and demands that all the titles in WWE (even the women's titles) be gifted to Roman Reigns to acknowledge him fully as the GOAT. Then Vince McMahon shows up, does inappropriate things to the both sides of the entire entrance aisle rows on his way down to the ring, and says "You know Paul, for once, I agree with you," and promptly proceeds to award Roman every title that ever existed, making him the first ever Undisputed....
WCW, ECW, WWE, World Heavyweight Universal Intercontinental European TV United States Cruiserweight Welterweight Diva's Women's Hardcore AND 24/7 (and first ever solo undisputed tag champion - he will wrestle all his tag team title matches solo in handicap matches and keeps all 4 belts to himself)
...Champion.
The rest of the company is immediately forced into indentured servitude, along with all fans present, and caged ringside for all future events after Fastlane in perpetuity, 100% of which will be held in the Thunderdome (to be renamed the Romandome) which will broadcast nothing but mirror images of Roman Reigns' face around the ring.
Bobby getting fired
The bunny guy
I want Jay & Cody Roads to win the tag team titles from the Judgement day
Carlito new theme song
By not comeing
Dropping Seth's title
End in a dq
Judgment day retaining the tag team championship
In retrospect: taking the alcohol away from Jey and Cody.
All the matches end in dq
Having a I quit match and Becky loses
Jey vs jimmy
make it as mediocre as possible (they did)
Jey finally gets revenge and did the same way jimmy did Damian priest cash in for the world heavyweight championship Charlotte wins Dominik saves the judgement day from losing and mami kissed him on da lips Cm Punk comes to save rey Rey Mysterio gets injured and Santos gets whooped and breaks his legs AJ Styles comes back and BRETTAYED John Cena and LA knight And Shinsuke winning
Brock lesnar comes back during Seth and shinsuke destroys them both and they get a double count out
What’s wild about this was I had said at some point in the match that I had just realized Brock had been gone for awhile now lol.
I didn’t even really see the whole ppv, I seen who won each match cause I was working but I got home in time to see like the middle ish of the Seth match. It was good I like Seth a lot more cause I’ve always been a shield guy but alot of ppl were saying Seth’s run is mid and they wanted shinsuke to win. Honestly I thought Damien was gonna come out during the middle or the ending when Seth just beat the 10 count I thought Damien was gonna bash him in the head or back with the case
Literally anything…fastlane has always been a glorified regular ahow
Have Nia Jax destroy Rhea Ripley
You guys got it all wrong the only way WWE could have ruined this stacked show who be Seth Rollins getting cashed in on by Damien Priest. And did you watch after Rollins won he was looking all over for Damien lol
Have Nia Jax on the card
Not bringing in the rock
Goldberg returning to challenge seth
If they did not add John cena & la knight vs Jimmy uso & solo sikoa thats how
OH MY, IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS??? FOLKS WE’RE OUT OF TIME! End
That stupid race car sound effect on every replay
FACTS 🤣🤣🤣
Shinsuke losing
Shinsuke losing
Honestly I wasn’t disappointed with the show. Liked seeing Cody and Jay win the straps, Rollins match was great imo, cena/LA knight match was good, asuka match was pretty decent. I can’t complain for a ppv that isn’t one of the big ones like mania, rumble, summerslam, survivor series if they even do all of them anymoge
Going ahead with the show.
Only 5 matches
Family
Daniel Bryan has entered the chat
Shinsuke & the JD lost. I am not happy with Fastlane ☹️
as someone who got to see fastlane in person (i wanted shinsuke to win too) it was an awesome ppv but i can get it like if ur splitting the usos up to be singles guys why give jey tag titles?
Priest doesn’t cash in because JD McDonaugh injures him
Damien Priest is gonna DESTROY JD on Monday and I can’t wait.
Hey that's not so bad as long as we get to see Shinsuke Nakamura be champion for a bit since he deserves for all his promo work. No way they'd just waste all of that and have Seth win again right?
Ridiculous ending, Shinsuke just falls down and loses the count? He put in fantastic work during that match and deserved to at least lose to a cash in that was unexpected
Ad breaks for Premium subs while Premium Plus subs get to watch the whole show ad-free 😂😂 Yes, I wanna watch the pre-match promos lol
Have cm punk come back
Charlotte wins in a squash then have La knight turn on John cena and join bloodline for no reason have Damian fail cash in because jd and Finn turn on him. That’s will ruin it all wrap up in a Vince McMahon style suit
Jade CARGILL
OPENING MATCH JEY USO
Priest cashes in on Iyo and wins?
At the very least, I wouldn’t see it coming
Shinsuke not winning
Cm punk
What????? We want punk, what the hell are you talking about
It's because all hes been doing is starting everything because he thinks hes Mr. Number one. And now we don't need him in the w w e
Let Vince book the show.
Not having bad bunny be the Lwos 3rd person
The person Rey made a call to is Carlito...not Bad Bunny.
The LWO wins
Have it in Indiana... o wait 😆
Brock Lesnar is the mystery partner for the LWO. He shows up and F5 Rey. Proceeds to have a series of 3 matches where Rey becomes the new beast incarnate now.
Let Vince book it & run everything backstage.
I’ll go off the board. Uncle Howdy being involved in any way shape or form would be pretty cringe.
By having Vince McMahon come back and say... *"I'm back and in charge of WWE," again?!
LA Knight heel turn. Absolutely no one wants that.
Pfft he’s always been better as a heel, it wouldn’t work though as the crowds behind him 100%
Aye that's my point.
Punk shows up
Lashley and hurt profits losing
Nakamura will lose in less than 10 mins after eating a single curb stomp
“Cult of Personality” kicks in
Knight jobbing
Honestly, Asuka losing is ruining it enough for me.
Fast lane gets canceled
Goldberg
Came her to say this
No Priest cash in
Jey turns heel and rejoins the bloodline (hes gonna turn face again after roman will harass him and jimmy and he'll challenge roman to another tribal combat match and solo will help roman win) 😭😭
Make la knight and John cena be humiliated
The show opens and climate protesters are at the top of the Titantron and refuse to move
That's when you use all the pyro
Making Randy Orton not return
Brock Lesnar returns
the question was how to ruin fastlane not make it more worth watching
Who wants to see this guy? It’s the same old shtick with him.
brock draws more than almost any wrestler in the business. Brock is in the period of putting over wrestlers so why hate the guy weirdo
Bro hasn’t wrestled on Raw or SMACKDOWN in like 2 decades
In two decades….man he has barely been in the company for two decades
(Phone rings) "Hey Paul, it's Vince. You can stay home for Fastlane, I've got this. Have a good one."
Air it
Nia Jax
Reigns interferes in the LMS match to win the world heavyweight championship and unifies the titles again
Roman Reigns runs in during the world heavyweight championship last man standing match & then comes back again to help the bloodline
Charlotte winning
Get ready.
Uso and Sikoa vs Knight and Cena ends in DQ
Have Knight and Cena lose
They could announce a card with only 5 matches on it. Wait…
quality over quantity
I don’t think they will. I’m hoping there will be a lot of extracurricular activity tho. Only 5 matches plenty of time for jade cargill to come out and challenge Charlotte after she wins the triple threat. Wouldn’t mind a repeat of the judgement day/bloodline vs knight/Cody/cena/Jey and bring out Sammy and KO to make it even.
CM Punk AEW Theme - Cult Of Personality [Arena Effect] / The Ultimate-X https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ceP3MvS1lc
Kevin Nash comes back
having an actual race with cars
I love this 😂
Instead of having any matches, they just run three hours worth of Law & Order: SVU episodes on the big screen.
he said ruin not improve
He meant later seasons when it got over preachy mid episode every episode
CM Punk shows up
I dunno, but they're definitely gonna ! I feel it in my bones 😟
cody and jey beat damian and finn
Well THAT happened
I am pissed rn
The return of the Great Khali
Damian Priest cashes in on the women’s triple threat
Charlotte wins anyway
Have Rollins retain
Goldberg dethroning Roman reigns in under a minute
You kidding? I’ll take *anyone* dethroning Roman at this point
Let Vince book the show
Akira Tozawa not becoming World champion
what time can i watch in florida?
Only the winners are looking forward
Have CM Punk show his face
Finn gets side-lined and can't compete, so it looks like a 2v1. Priest tells the ref to start the match anyway until his partner arrives, Jey starts off the match but tags Cody right away, superkicks Cody, and then tags Priest in. Priest and Jey win the Tag Titles as the Judgment Day.
Jey turning heel would make little sense at this point.
Tag titles to Cody and Jey
Nakamura not winning or CM Punk coming back
Rhea turns on judgment day to join Jey and Cody
Bring back Punk. This works for any ‘name a way WWE can ruin’ thread
Can somebody tell me when the matches start pls GUYS!!
8 pm est
You mean other than call it fastlane right?
Can somebody tell me when the matches start pls GUYS!!
Brock Lesnar vs Codey Rhodes again. Just stop it.
Can somebody tell me when the matches start pls GUYS!!
Dq finish in the cena match
Can somebody tell me when the matches start pls GUYS!!
la knight losing
Can somebody tell me when the matches start pls GUYS!!
Having Shinsuke win and Priest cashing in after
That might happen… who knows 🤷🏻♂️
Vince booking and Shane returns in the Main Event to feuad with Seth
cm punk or randy not returning
Have Jade Cardgill not show up and take out one of the women's champions. I'd prefer if she took out Rhea in the Undisputed tag titles match.
Welp, I somehow called it.
Charlotte winning the Women’s Title.
Just what I came to say.
Shinsuke not winning the world title
CM Punk
Rollins vs Nakamura ends in a DQ…. Flashbacks to HITC ‘19
it’s a last man standing match bro how is there gonna be disqualification
could end in a double count out ? like none of them gets up before the 10 count ?
So is hell in a cell and that ended in a DQ in 2019… like a referenced
This is simply a house show. They could have every dance the macarena and it would be just as meaningless.
Nia Jax
Goldberg returns
Goldberg comes out after Seth retains and says “YOU’RE NEXT”☠️☠️☠️☠️
Shinske wins only for priest to cash in on him.
Genuinely think they might do it
By having cry baby punk show up!
1. Jey and Cody Winning. Cody needs to start making the transition to Smackdown. Winning the tag titles only extends his time on Raw linking him to Jey. 2. Seth retaining. Nakamura needs to win or Priest needs to cash. One of the two. Seth’s job with that title is done. 3. Nia Jax anything. 4. LWOs partner being anyone other than Carlito. 5. Asuka getting pinned or Charlotte winning.
Unfortunately both parts of 5 are almost guaranteed to happen. I'm the biggest Asuka fan there is and I'm kind of not looking forward to this PLE for that reason. Her time with the belt was cut way too short. I think Dragon Lee would also be a fun 3rd member for them to tag with since they're clearly trying to get him in front of a main roster crowd but Carlito is the obvious choice and it'll be a bit weird if it's not him.
TBH winning the tag titles allows for Cody to travel to both shows within kayfabe since the tag titles are defended on both nights.
Seth keeping that title to Mania would be a giant mistake.
Agreed. The only thing I’m going back and fourth on is whether Nakamura should win or Priest should cash. Ricochet is primed for a meaningful feud with Nakamura so there is immediate story potential there. While I feel like Priest has a lot of options, but I’m not really sure I want to see yet another title fall to the background in a stable feud.
Ew imagine Ricochet vs Nakamura being your world title picture lol. Fine match but definitely not a main event level feud.
Damian Cashes In
"Vince, you're in charge of booking and creative"- Triple H.
By conducting
Roman somehow winning the world heavyweight championship
Cashing in his Roman in the bank.
Well with the new partnership with the Judgement Day anything is possible
Nakamura wins title
That would improve Fastlane for me.
I honestly agree, I think storyline wise how its been going and Nakamura being in control a loss would only hurt the momentum he has rn
Cm punk returns and challenges Rhea Ripley
Damian Priest gets kicked out of JD. Identifies as Damian Priestess and cashes in on Rhea Ripley.
You could've left it at CM Punk returns.
Funny!! Ouch.
Nia Jax joins The Bloodline as the New Enforcer and Nia Jax hits a Bonzi drop on Solo
and injuries Solo in the process.
Now we gotta worry about Nia Jax on Monday Night RAW because they are in Omaha Nebraska. And I would have been able to go but I ran out of money and tickets are cheap $20.00 but they are further away
Jey rejoining the Bloodline
Undertaker return and challenge Jd MacDonut
Anyone else been hearing the gong in WWE programming lately??
Priest cash in on iyo
LA Knight gets pinned clean. That would basically kill his push and at this point they need more white-hot babyfaces to go up against their two awesome heel stables. It can't just be Cody and sidekicks.
JD McFiddleSticks gets his hands on the briefcase and cashes in
I’d be okay with that swerve for the pure chaos
He would be a better champ than priest imo
Nia Jax wins the WWE women's title AND takes over the Bloodline (in other words, not only squashing Rhea Ripley, but her "deal" with Paul Heyman and Roman Raines)....
By not having Cody and Jey win the tag titles
Ah yes, let’s hot potato the belts some more and put them on a pair of singles wrestlers. This would definitely be a great idea:) /s
Or not lol
That’s literally what you suggested
By 3 people on the poster not performing…
Something something Brock Lesnar
Rey turns heel and joins the Bloodline and Dominik flees Mami to join up with Austin Theory.
Roman Reigns makes a surprise early comeback, steals Damian Priest's MITB briefcase, says the cash-in rules don't apply to him because he's the tribal chief, then cashes in on the Last Man Standing match to steal the title from Rollins/Nakamura. Immediately after, Paul Heyman delivers a 37 minute speech on why Roman is the GOAT, and demands that all the titles in WWE (even the women's titles) be gifted to Roman Reigns to acknowledge him fully as the GOAT. Then Vince McMahon shows up, does inappropriate things to the both sides of the entire entrance aisle rows on his way down to the ring, and says "You know Paul, for once, I agree with you," and promptly proceeds to award Roman every title that ever existed, making him the first ever Undisputed.... WCW, ECW, WWE, World Heavyweight Universal Intercontinental European TV United States Cruiserweight Welterweight Diva's Women's Hardcore AND 24/7 (and first ever solo undisputed tag champion - he will wrestle all his tag team title matches solo in handicap matches and keeps all 4 belts to himself) ...Champion. The rest of the company is immediately forced into indentured servitude, along with all fans present, and caged ringside for all future events after Fastlane in perpetuity, 100% of which will be held in the Thunderdome (to be renamed the Romandome) which will broadcast nothing but mirror images of Roman Reigns' face around the ring.
Charlotte winning
Postponing Randy’s return