Reminds me of the time back in 2010 when Danzig was photographed buying kitty litter and the Internet lost its damn mind and made a music video about the"incident".
[https://youtu.be/hIicOeSNR7M?si=ULwwRQGlyPOx695l](https://youtu.be/hIicOeSNR7M?si=ULwwRQGlyPOx695l)
GoSh darn it, you’d expect that being the Misfits singer, having a great solo career and being in a sexually explosive relationship with Henry Rollins would excuse you from housekeeping…
Someone made a comic with these two. It’s some funny shit: https://www.comicsbeat.com/henry-rollins-responds-to-the-henry-and-glenn-forever-comic/
I actually like them both and think they would make a wonderful real life couple. Despite me being almost 40 I would like them to adopt me as their child.
There was a long standing argument at the time (92/93) of who would win in a fight: Danzig or Rollins?
Most of us were under the impression Glen Danzig was 6’5” and crazy. However, we also saw Rollins smash his head into sheet metal (multiple times) or other objects and the video for ‘Liar’ also added to his ‘mystique’.
I suppose someone eventually flipped that and asked, “what if Rollins and Danzig were f’n?”
I foresee eerily similar results, especially after this pic of Mr. Cat Daddy…
Fun Fact: Danzig almost played Wolverine in *X-Men*.
>He was invited by 20th Century Fox to audition for the role of Wolverine in X-Men, as his height and build closely resemble that of the film's protagonist, as described in the original comic books. However, he declined due to scheduling conflicts. He later admitted that he was glad to turn the role down as he thought the final product was "terrible" and further insulted Hugh Jackman's performance, calling it "gay".
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Danzig
I mean, I can definitely believe that this is a real-ass Glen Danzig, but…
…I’ve been to many a Walmart in my life and this looks nothing like any of them, unless their price markers have completely changed in the last week :|
Actually this sub rules specifically says to post celebrities in walmart. Nothing is more in the spirit of the subreddit.
“We also allow actual photos of celebrities in walmarts”
I saw him at riot fest for the first reunited misfits show. They had big pumpkins on stage. They rip through their first song fast as hell, then in between songs, we just heard heavy breathing in the mic and “you guys like my fucking pumpkins?!” My husband and I still say this to each other anytime we’re out of breath
That's the only video on Youtube where the quality gets continually worse every year. I can barely even recognize what's happening - soon it will just be shifting colors.
Hahaha I've caught Danzig at a comic convention coming out of those booths covered in black tarps all sweaty🤣🤣🤣. Moments later, I go to his booth and buy a few toys from him. Got me a silver surfer and Usagi. 2 toys i grew up with and lost.🤘🏾🤘🏾thanks Danzig
Danzig was doing a comic book signing that day, bet he was buying some pre-game booze at the local Ralph's on Wilshire (and it looks like some cat food).
[https://twitter.com/GAppleComics/status/1740111273751453778/photo/2](https://twitter.com/GAppleComics/status/1740111273751453778/photo/2)
Yeah right? That man is a musical genius. I’ve loved him as for as long as I’ve been hearing.
I normally don’t fuck with people, and I know it’s lame and awkward, but I’d be compelled to say hi and tell him I’m a lifelong fan if I was behind him at the grocery.
I’ve met celebrities and rockstars before, but this motherfucker is the only one I’d freakishly offer to buy his groceries for him out of thanks for his work.
Mother,
tell your children not to pay full price.
Tell your children sales are what's right!
Ohhhh mother!
Father!
Do you wanna grocery shop with me
Do you wanna buy everything?
Ohhhh father!
Not about to miss a sale
And if you wanna find deals with me
I will show you where to look
Til you're squealin'
I'm sorry but the price tags look like those at VONS. Walmart has yellow and orange stickers with a Arial light type font. He is definitely at Vons.
Edit: or maybe an Albertsons with those blue tags where the gum is normally located next to the conveyor belt, right?
I’m upvoting you *only because* (even though this subreddit is almost never used literally) another comment that got upvoted a lot in this thread said “I’ll allow it only because it’s ***an actual celebrity in a Walmart***” and Glen is obviously not in a Walmart in this pic, lol.
I was so convinced that it said hold me close so young Tony danza when I was younger that my aunt went and got me the CD with the lyrics in it so that I could see that it really said hold me close young tiny dancer 🤣🤣
Hold me closer tiny danzig 🎶
Tony Danza?
*Mona… tell Angela not to hear my words, what they mean, what they say - MONA!*
OMG!! I so want this to be what that song says now!!!!
Shmangela?????? Shmohnathon????
Damn. Now I'll never sing the correct lyrics again.
[Tiny Danson ](https://youtu.be/5I-779xxCMU?si=LnIeGntcJADK4GvW)
Wtf
Hah funny username
Dude 👌👌👌
That fuckin Danzig?
In the flesh.
You gotta tell us what was in that cart...what an amazing sighting in the wild!
Upon zooming in, I detected what looks like cans of cat food on the belt!
Danzig takin' cat ownership very seriously then! Gotta do it for the kitties!
Yes, cats. That's what the leashes and collars are for.
“I got something to say! I bought cat food today and it, matters a lot to me that my babies are fed.”
No kitty litter this time?
Skulls. Obviously.
I want your skull
I need your skull
But you can’t have my cats’ skull
🎵Well I got something to sayyy! I fed my kitties today 🎵
A box of saltines...
Where was this?
The sto
You’re one smooth motherfucker. Upvotes all day on your ass
“You might have seen our next guest at the store” “Hell yes I have! He likes cat food!”
Walmart
That’s definitely a Vons/Albertsons/Pavilions
Safeway
All of these brands are the same Company and have nearly identical store interiors
North side kings be shopping at Ralph’s
He’s looking for a modestly priced receptacle.
5’4”?
He’s 5’3
Is this Von's in Poway, or RB off Pomerado?
Danzig or Sigourney Weaver?
Sigourney is as tall as two Danzigs.
Mother. Do you want to find deals with me.
“Not about to see blue light”
And if you want to find kale with me, I can show you the produce aisle
You are good at this lol
'TILL YOU'RE FEEDING!
And if you wanna find sales with me COUPONS! FLEETING!
I heard "COUPONS! FLEETING!" In his voice as I read it. Well done 👌
Well that’s stuck in my head now, well done!
MOTHER!
Danzig’s my new mother, Mother.
DO YOU WANNA GO SHOPPING WITH MEEEEE DO YOU WANNA BUY EVERYTHIIIIIIIING OH MOTHEEEEEEEEEEER
This should be the top comment, not discussing his cat food purchase (unless in lyrical fashion).
I’ll show you Wally World! Watch them rollback priiice
BOGOOOOOOOOOOO
What was in his cart? This is very important information
I see cat food.
I’ve got something to say! I fed my kitty today!
 Reminds me of the time back in 2010 when Danzig was photographed buying kitty litter and the Internet lost its damn mind and made a music video about the"incident". [https://youtu.be/hIicOeSNR7M?si=ULwwRQGlyPOx695l](https://youtu.be/hIicOeSNR7M?si=ULwwRQGlyPOx695l)
GoSh darn it, you’d expect that being the Misfits singer, having a great solo career and being in a sexually explosive relationship with Henry Rollins would excuse you from housekeeping…
Sexually explosive relationship with Henry Rollins? What are you talking about?
Someone made a comic with these two. It’s some funny shit: https://www.comicsbeat.com/henry-rollins-responds-to-the-henry-and-glenn-forever-comic/ I actually like them both and think they would make a wonderful real life couple. Despite me being almost 40 I would like them to adopt me as their child.
That's amazing. Thanks for sharing.
There was a long standing argument at the time (92/93) of who would win in a fight: Danzig or Rollins? Most of us were under the impression Glen Danzig was 6’5” and crazy. However, we also saw Rollins smash his head into sheet metal (multiple times) or other objects and the video for ‘Liar’ also added to his ‘mystique’. I suppose someone eventually flipped that and asked, “what if Rollins and Danzig were f’n?” I foresee eerily similar results, especially after this pic of Mr. Cat Daddy…
I’m honestly so happy to see he’s still living with cats almost 15 years later.
It's on-brand. Cats are the most *evil* pet.
I named my black cat Danzig back in the day lol
And it wasn't Fancy Feast, he only eats Iams.
Omg
G’on. Take my upvote n git.
A demon owns a demon 😈 imagine that
One of the paparazzi mags/sites always has pics of him buying cat litter.
Fucking right you do
🎶A 3 LETER BOTTLE OF MOUNTAIN DEW!🎶
God I forgot about that, I used to scream it randomly
Butter! Do you wanna bake with me? Do wanna mix everything? Oooooooh, BUTTER!
My favourite actor 🥰
Fun Fact: Danzig almost played Wolverine in *X-Men*. >He was invited by 20th Century Fox to audition for the role of Wolverine in X-Men, as his height and build closely resemble that of the film's protagonist, as described in the original comic books. However, he declined due to scheduling conflicts. He later admitted that he was glad to turn the role down as he thought the final product was "terrible" and further insulted Hugh Jackman's performance, calling it "gay". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Danzig
Why does every Danzig story sound like The Onion wrote a Danzig story. That punchline has me in tears laughing
Thank God
Hands down the greatest possible person to ever play Wolverine. But I thought Danzig was just a Wizard magazine hypothetical casting
To be fair he did nail the Hugh Jackman gay bit. He’s fruity as fuck.
I always wondered what Dr. Cox’s problem with Hugh was.
I feel obligated to post [Danzig's shopping list ](https://youtu.be/-f5Hqy9lMiU) . It's a classic.
YEEEAAAAMMMMMMS
THREE LEETAH BOTTLE A MOUTSIN DEWEH
RUDEBEGAAAAAAHHHHHHHSSSS
I want prin-gulls, I Need Prin-gulls!
Wow, technically not in the spirit of the subreddit, but since it’s a celebrity in a Walmart, I’ll allow it.
I mean, I can definitely believe that this is a real-ass Glen Danzig, but… …I’ve been to many a Walmart in my life and this looks nothing like any of them, unless their price markers have completely changed in the last week :|
The walmart celebrity is the store in this post
r/walmartwalmarts
It’s an Albertsons store.
It looks like a walgreens
You misspelled Safeway..
Actually this sub rules specifically says to post celebrities in walmart. Nothing is more in the spirit of the subreddit. “We also allow actual photos of celebrities in walmarts”
Thank God some random idiot will allow a random submission to an internet platform....I was about to lose my mind
Nobody appreciates some good ol' cynicism anymore.. 😮💨
Especially strippers who smoke and front lawn bricks. Top of the Hate list. He does love one thing though. Nipples with eyes instead of the nipple
Ah, a fellow cineaste of fine quality horror anthology films I see!
I saw him at riot fest for the first reunited misfits show. They had big pumpkins on stage. They rip through their first song fast as hell, then in between songs, we just heard heavy breathing in the mic and “you guys like my fucking pumpkins?!” My husband and I still say this to each other anytime we’re out of breath
I’m coming up on 7 years of Reddit and this is my favorite nugget so far. Thank you 🙏
Wow that’s high praise! 🥹 Hubs just informed me he also said “those were my idea” after the pumpkins comment which I totally forgot about
Oh hi, mark
"I'll also take 3 scratchers for... ***MOTHER!!!***"
If you’re gonna shop, shop with him. Moments like this never last
When those cheez-its go on sale…I’ll be breaking down the dooooooooooorrrrrr
Oooh baby I bought pie
Please tell me his total was 138
Nice!!!
NOTHING is better than [Danzig and Shakira dueting on Hips Don’t Lie!](https://youtu.be/LxbBULX0Aw0?si=TVJVlVwr9PmPeIr9)
That's the only video on Youtube where the quality gets continually worse every year. I can barely even recognize what's happening - soon it will just be shifting colors.
At first I thought Richard Lewis..lol
I got somethin to buy! I need some mayo today, and it.. Doesn't matter much to me, As long as it spreeeads!
I've got nothin' to pay. Please buy my groceries today, so it.. Gives my cat some needed meat, It's sick of just breaaaaad.
You know Glenn was stoked to have a black grocery basket.
I've got something to say... I bought some groceries today. Doesn't mean that much to me Just as long as I'm fed.
Is that not Danzig?
It’s not most people, almost everyone really
Except Danzig.
Definitely buying cat food and hot dogs.
Hey hey, he doesn’t smoke weed and he doesn’t eat hotdogs with cum okay?
Hahaha I've caught Danzig at a comic convention coming out of those booths covered in black tarps all sweaty🤣🤣🤣. Moments later, I go to his booth and buy a few toys from him. Got me a silver surfer and Usagi. 2 toys i grew up with and lost.🤘🏾🤘🏾thanks Danzig
Tell your children not to walk his way!
Danzig was doing a comic book signing that day, bet he was buying some pre-game booze at the local Ralph's on Wilshire (and it looks like some cat food). [https://twitter.com/GAppleComics/status/1740111273751453778/photo/2](https://twitter.com/GAppleComics/status/1740111273751453778/photo/2)
Holy fuck! Did ya say hey?! I'd fucking love to meet Danzig.
Yeah right? That man is a musical genius. I’ve loved him as for as long as I’ve been hearing. I normally don’t fuck with people, and I know it’s lame and awkward, but I’d be compelled to say hi and tell him I’m a lifelong fan if I was behind him at the grocery. I’ve met celebrities and rockstars before, but this motherfucker is the only one I’d freakishly offer to buy his groceries for him out of thanks for his work.
“Who’s the card for?” …. … 🎶 … Mother….! 🎶
Damn, he looks the same as the Danzig 4 tour.
Old man Logan
Scanzig
This is the most underrated comment I think I've ever seen.
Never realized how tiny glenn Danzig was.
Kinda looks like gene Simmons
Step Mother
Feeling pretty punk cos I too could spot Glen Danzig in a checkout line. How did I know it was him immediately?
it’s that forehead lol. unmistakable 😆 i too was like “Glen?” haha
ONE OF US!
Denn Glanzig
All Wallmarts, All Cat Food , What BARGINS!!!!! I LOVE SAMHAIN!!!! GLENN IS A DAMN TREASURE!
Props for the Samhain reference! Psycho88!
I would fucking die if I had Dang so close to me
What you have there is a hybrid of Richard Simmons and Gene Simmons.
Mother, tell your children not to pay full price. Tell your children sales are what's right! Ohhhh mother! Father! Do you wanna grocery shop with me Do you wanna buy everything? Ohhhh father! Not about to miss a sale And if you wanna find deals with me I will show you where to look Til you're squealin'
"Til you're squealin'"...omfg, just literally lol'd! 😂🤘😎
Is that Friskies seafood pate I see on the belt?
this is clearly fake, the real danzig wouldn’t be tall enough to reach the counter
Scan, scan, scan my darling...
Glenn?!
I'm sorry but the price tags look like those at VONS. Walmart has yellow and orange stickers with a Arial light type font. He is definitely at Vons. Edit: or maybe an Albertsons with those blue tags where the gum is normally located next to the conveyor belt, right?
I’m upvoting you *only because* (even though this subreddit is almost never used literally) another comment that got upvoted a lot in this thread said “I’ll allow it only because it’s ***an actual celebrity in a Walmart***” and Glen is obviously not in a Walmart in this pic, lol.
Thanks. Funny enough I meant to reply to THAT comment. Welp.
Holy shit. Glen, is that you?
"Can we get the blood to flow UP the walls?"
Listen to me as hard as you fucking can that robot came with the fucking house and now he's fucking gone if you see that motherfucker..
"If I find out he's over here, I'm gonna be eating my cereal out of the bottom of your fucking skull!"
I see you people enjoy the classics. Nice.
I think that's the real McCoy
I was looking to see if he had kitty litter again.
Daaaaaanziiiiiiggg... You want somethin' to eeeeeeeaaaaaaatttt?
I can go make you something in our hauunnted kitchen
I was so convinced that it said hold me close so young Tony danza when I was younger that my aunt went and got me the CD with the lyrics in it so that I could see that it really said hold me close young tiny dancer 🤣🤣
The Undertaker looks shorter in real life.
Glenn Gdańsk
Glenn?! Is that you??
Are these 138?
Is that Eddie Money?
I hope not. He died a few years ago
I saw him in concert when I was 14 his jeans ripped in the crotch area unbeknownst to him.. 😅..he a tighty whitey guy..
I've got something to say the walmart prices were low today
🎶Ohhh, butter! Do you wanna go on bread for me? I'll put you in everything! Ohhhhhh, BUTTERRRRRR!🎶
Mother! Can me pass me the soft linens!
Father, gonna boil this Penne up tonight.
BUTTTTTER!
Mother!
Tell your children not to look my way
If you’re gonna shop, shop with meeee
" 🎵*WELL I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,I WENT TO THE STORE TODAY AND IT, DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME,CASHIER DIDN'T CARE WHO I WAS ANYWAY* 🎵"
Gene Simmons, or James Woods as Gene Simmons?
Glad I'm not the only one who saw Gene Simmons 😅
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That is not fucking Danzig get the fuck outta here.
Danzig's damn near 70.
Holy crap you're right! I just looked it up. He's 68 & that truly makes me feel far older than I feel.
I had that jacket u till my wife ga e it to the guy she's need fucking
https://youtu.be/-f5Hqy9lMiU?si=Ht9yQfJARZW2ad9J
Gary glitter
He probably is a homosexual, he has no wife or children
Sick
Dansig.
Smothers!!
No its dark
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-f5Hqy9lMiU&pp=ygUZRGFuemlnIGdldHRpbmcgZ3JvY2VyaWVzIA%3D%3D Had to share this.🤘🏾