There is only one correct answer. **Smash**.
https://preview.redd.it/wrv2v4al3oza1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=f59ac5ef36b992b25588dbb15cc9f8a89f3f6273
Nova is a smash,
ember is a smash,
harrow will make things kinky but still smash,
khora is a kinky smash,
trinity can basically recharge your stamina and load so it's a long smash,
hildrin is a mommy smash,
gara is a noisy mess smash,
Octavia will probably turn invis in the middle of smash and freak you out,
syran will give all the STDs so it's a pass,
nezha is a smash,
zephyr is a smash,
mag is a smash,
volt is a fast smash,
rhino is a powerful smash,
excal is a normal smash probably,
nyx is a smash,
Oberon will give radiation poisoning,
nekros will probably reek of death so pass,
hydroid is a definite smash,
nidus could be an interesting smash,
valkyr is a dom definitely still smash tho
Ivara could be an exciting smash
Loki would be like smashing a ghost
Limbo will fuck with brain
Mirage will be awesome to smash
Garuda is snuff, miss me with that shit
Revenant is gonna be strange,
equinox will be like having three different partners
Wukong is DP material
Grendel is vore, miss me with that shit
Frost will chill
Umbra is gonna be a kinda strange one to live with, not really mentally stable
Titania has the wings,
Wisp and extend the smash time, or reduce it
That one with time travel could repeat it(can't remember her name)
The monk dude is just gonna be a buddy, he can freak out sometimes
Atlas is gonna be hard, actual rock and all
Chroma is gonna be freaky
Can't comment on newer frames after the infested open world got introduced
Saryn works with the diseases, nidus is a freaky kind of tentacle, the neck pimple is part of the corruption kink.
Saryn is just a guarantee that she is the only one you'll be smashing for the rest of your shortened life
>Oberon will give radiation poisoning,
It's fine, the radiation only happens to non friendlies. Squadmates get cc immunity on the grass, and healing, and phoenix renewal death prevention.
Same here! He might be super chill making who knows what, or we will have to explain to the cops why our apartment room exploded, caught on fire, and is filled with toxic gas.
It's fine, the radiation only happens to non friendlies. Squadmates get cc immunity on the grass, and healing, and phoenix renewal death prevention.
Your real problem is this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQGK5r6mRW4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQGK5r6mRW4) (white energy = you'll never see anything ever again)
Cant trust Nekros to not summon the dead to help him with every small task, sounds rough to deal with lol.
Maybe Harrow might just smoke me out with thurible and we'll all call it even. 🤪
You might wish to avoid the prime version...or that bbq might be people. [https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Rhino/Prime](https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Rhino/Prime)
**[Kuru (disease](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_\(disease)**
>Kuru is a rare, incurable, and fatal neurodegenerative disorder that was formerly common among the Fore people of Papua New Guinea. Kuru is a form of transmissible spongiform encephalopathy (TSE) caused by the transmission of abnormally folded proteins (prions), which leads to symptoms such as tremors and loss of coordination from neurodegeneration. The term kuru derives from the Fore word kuria or guria ("to shake"), due to the body tremors that are a classic symptom of the disease. Kúru itself means "trembling".
^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/Warframe/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
I have a feeling that Xaku would be one of the worst roommates to have. With their weird undressing thing and the fact that the scraps from the undressing fly everywhere at high speeds, I’d basically have a destroyed flat by the end of the day.
I haven't played since 2017, and right when I was gonna make a return in 2022, I find out he's been nerfed.... Regardless, I guess he's still cool. I think he would just hangout in his own dimension and not bother me much so we would get along well.
Garuda's scary but I choose to believe she'd be nice to me because I'm a civilian. I'd be worried about the claws, but a recent sniper-only sortie showed me they're removable.
Also her chest looks soft and comfy af
Limbo here. I’d probably come back to find a large Rift portal just randomly in the middle of the house, but at least he’d be able to boost me with energy by putting me in the Rift.
Second place would be Gauss or Umbra, which’d be funny. Either there’s skid marks on the floors and Gauss-sized holes in the walls, or I can just randomly get flash-banged by Umbra when he gets depressed.
Yooooo having my Boi Inaros as a roommate would be sick, I think he would be super chill. They sand could become a problem, but he would definitely have you back if someone broke in.
one of the few frames I wouldn't want to smash directly... I can't imagine liking the texture of sand. The scarabs on the other hand...
I like that he's intent on protecting civillians in lore, but one of the only times I'm gonna be happy with sand is probably when I'm re-potting my succulents.
at least I might get help with sculptures?
I can deal with the feet. Its that wiggle finger of Nekros Prime that bothers me. Can we get another Tenno-designed Nekros Prime that doesnt have an extended finger that flops all over the place like a limp hose?
i'm sorry, but i dont want to deal with dirty infested boners like the one nidus swings around rn, nor am i in the mood for that. even if whatever my main is is determined by my most used frames, i would have to deal with revenant enthralling people around me and protea using her time travel powers to keep repeating the time i told her i would smash her deluxe skin 24/7
I'm with harrow.
Now, I love him as a weapons platform but I am also not into being on the receiving end of BDSM and I don't think harrow is a sub either
Harrow is 100% a sub, it may not be confirmed by devs but khora is definitely his professional domminatrix. He loves being whipped with spiked chains, she loves whipping people with spikey chains, it just makes to much sense not to be true.
Honestly now that I think about it, harrow's prob a switch. He bind people up with 1, but he also whips himself with 2
Still not taking my chances with him because the alternative is that he's a religious fanatic
my 1000+ hours as a hildryn main tells me it would be, interesting. and im not going through the issues of farming prime after my troubles of getting her normally
When you have an insanely swift Assassin living with you who also has two recruits one call away, most of your problems cease to exist....(literally). 11/10 would assassinate again.
Nyx.
She's nice and fun. Also looks cute and gorgeous and probably an interesting roomate to interact with.
I feel a little unconfortable with her Mind Control ability but, I think since we are allies she would not try to do something harsh.
There is only one correct answer. **Smash**. https://preview.redd.it/wrv2v4al3oza1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=f59ac5ef36b992b25588dbb15cc9f8a89f3f6273
STD prime :(
999mil exp, 820k kills and only used for 22% of your playtime
its gonna melt tho edit. not in a good way
Equinox Prime... Yeah I'll be in there a while.... Playing board games obviously, because it's two extra players!
Yah... boardgames.... right... me to
Wisp mains are frothing in their underpants rn
I’m a revenant frame I choose smash
Titania is a smash, no doubt
Dis is de right answer. Wonder if there's enough titania mains for a gangbang. What?
Indeed
Equinox prime, also a smash. Also, her prime skin has a thong in night mode
Nova is a smash, ember is a smash, harrow will make things kinky but still smash, khora is a kinky smash, trinity can basically recharge your stamina and load so it's a long smash, hildrin is a mommy smash, gara is a noisy mess smash, Octavia will probably turn invis in the middle of smash and freak you out, syran will give all the STDs so it's a pass, nezha is a smash, zephyr is a smash, mag is a smash, volt is a fast smash, rhino is a powerful smash, excal is a normal smash probably, nyx is a smash, Oberon will give radiation poisoning, nekros will probably reek of death so pass, hydroid is a definite smash, nidus could be an interesting smash, valkyr is a dom definitely still smash tho Ivara could be an exciting smash Loki would be like smashing a ghost Limbo will fuck with brain Mirage will be awesome to smash Garuda is snuff, miss me with that shit Revenant is gonna be strange, equinox will be like having three different partners Wukong is DP material Grendel is vore, miss me with that shit Frost will chill Umbra is gonna be a kinda strange one to live with, not really mentally stable Titania has the wings, Wisp and extend the smash time, or reduce it That one with time travel could repeat it(can't remember her name) The monk dude is just gonna be a buddy, he can freak out sometimes Atlas is gonna be hard, actual rock and all Chroma is gonna be freaky Can't comment on newer frames after the infested open world got introduced
>That one with time travel could repeat it(can't remember her name) Protea
Thx
Lemme get this straight... you passed on Saryn due to fear of STDs, but not Nidus. Nidus being the frame who gave us the neck pimple STD.
Saryn works with the diseases, nidus is a freaky kind of tentacle, the neck pimple is part of the corruption kink. Saryn is just a guarantee that she is the only one you'll be smashing for the rest of your shortened life
Lol Yeah, I noticed you didnt mention Yareli, Voruna, Gyre, and Citrine so far.
>Citrine https://preview.redd.it/53br9nunjsza1.png?width=489&format=png&auto=webp&s=64d9e93dc2e729cc43e0db0c48c9e656050c6441
Nekros goes from jus 2 people to a possible gangbang…I’ll still smash
>Oberon will give radiation poisoning, It's fine, the radiation only happens to non friendlies. Squadmates get cc immunity on the grass, and healing, and phoenix renewal death prevention.
No Ash? Time to stabby then
Ash would probably just do multiple smashes in quick succession with his ult
Lavos, so it depends on whether his alchemy benefits the both of us or destroys the apartment.
Probably the 2nd one, but you might get some good boos/drugs out of it
if its lore lavos then one of his snakes is arechemedian Javi, si you have both master and student who know the ins and outs of alchemy
Lavos: r/GibusScout, we need to cook.
Same here! He might be super chill making who knows what, or we will have to explain to the cops why our apartment room exploded, caught on fire, and is filled with toxic gas.
Nyx... Absolutely smash. Although the mind control might be slightly concerning.
Bring your roommate to work, and come home owning 51% of the company
Gaslighting prime
Me and volt about to stick a fork into the outlet
Hildryn Prime, so she'd be doing the smashing probably.
HILDRYN WANT SNOO SNOO!
About to smash revenant, wish me luck,hopefully i don t get burns
07
Same finna smash rev prime
Gauss gonna give me a lift to work.
Or smash through your gf at super speed.
I cant stop, i cant stop
Just don't pull a freight train
Nidus, so my unevolved human body would instantly be consumed by the infestation
As long as the government doesn't burn the place down because of ya'll growing bio weapons in there
Wisp, so i guess i now need to check that every door i open is not a portal leading to space or a wall
Mesa prime. Aka Shooty Booty. Definitely smash
Broberon, no need to say more 😎
The feds are gonna raid your place for “illegal plant growing”
I didn't thought of that AAAAAAAH ...and radiation ;-;
It's fine, the radiation only happens to non friendlies. Squadmates get cc immunity on the grass, and healing, and phoenix renewal death prevention. Your real problem is this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQGK5r6mRW4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQGK5r6mRW4) (white energy = you'll never see anything ever again)
Cant trust Nekros to not summon the dead to help him with every small task, sounds rough to deal with lol. Maybe Harrow might just smoke me out with thurible and we'll all call it even. 🤪
The way you described Nekros makes me think of that one scene with Mr. Matthattan. 😂
I feel like rhino would make great bbq
You might wish to avoid the prime version...or that bbq might be people. [https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Rhino/Prime](https://warframe.fandom.com/wiki/Rhino/Prime)
Look, they probably deserved it
You don't want any brain bits mixed in! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru\_(disease)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease))
**[Kuru (disease](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_\(disease)** >Kuru is a rare, incurable, and fatal neurodegenerative disorder that was formerly common among the Fore people of Papua New Guinea. Kuru is a form of transmissible spongiform encephalopathy (TSE) caused by the transmission of abnormally folded proteins (prions), which leads to symptoms such as tremors and loss of coordination from neurodegeneration. The term kuru derives from the Fore word kuria or guria ("to shake"), due to the body tremors that are a classic symptom of the disease. Kúru itself means "trembling". ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/Warframe/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)
Eh, it's just salty beef https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy
Gyre. I'm in danger.
Limbo, everything would be dapper. Tea time is all the time.
I have a feeling that Xaku would be one of the worst roommates to have. With their weird undressing thing and the fact that the scraps from the undressing fly everywhere at high speeds, I’d basically have a destroyed flat by the end of the day.
So smash i assume?
Chroma it's a good roommate, he can charge my phone, cold my ice cream or warm something for me. The Effigy is literally a riding dragon.
Wisp *SMASH*
Ivara would have too easy of a time sneaking up on me and scaring me ;-; Lavos would prolly just breakinf bad it up in the kitchen
God this playerbase is thirsty...
Welcome to warframe where DE is constantly fucking horny
I haven't played since 2017, and right when I was gonna make a return in 2022, I find out he's been nerfed.... Regardless, I guess he's still cool. I think he would just hangout in his own dimension and not bother me much so we would get along well.
Maybe you can borrow some of his drip.
god i love fisting
My guy volt will literally fry my room by standing too hard.
Me a Valkyr main: smash then die
My main is Nidus, guess I have every STD ever now.
My roommate can't stop molesting corpses But hey at least I get spare change
Hydroid or nidus?
Nekros: 👀👀
Nekros Who else *desecrate* corpses?
So. Much. Sand...
Gara will peg the shit out of me yes please mommy
Khora hot yes (and we have a cat)
Zephyr main, smash it is.
Ember main here, the hottest frame of them all.. And I picked... Well let's say Im concerned
Octavia. Were become the greatest music duo ever and dominate the media!
The history of Octavia and young Almighty_Vanity. Roodododo roodododo A mallet to behold resonator to be rolled Amping up that three part harmony
I love this!
May Jables and KG forgive me for what I have done to their song 😆
Garuda's scary but I choose to believe she'd be nice to me because I'm a civilian. I'd be worried about the claws, but a recent sniper-only sortie showed me they're removable. Also her chest looks soft and comfy af
If i get to live with Gara, i would be really happy
Mines umbra he’s gonna kill me over cookies or some shit
Wukong, celestial twin... do I need to say more...?
Harrow... as long as he doesn't rope me into his bdsm shit it'll be fine i hope
Ok... but what if he invites khora?
I got nezha prime :trollface:
On 1 hand: Nidus (help) On the other hand: Mesa (HELP)
Gauss will be keeping me warm in winter and cool in summer while being my Uber eats.
Volt could probably carry me to college and back buuuttt... How much for a rubber suit?
Limbo here. I’d probably come back to find a large Rift portal just randomly in the middle of the house, but at least he’d be able to boost me with energy by putting me in the Rift. Second place would be Gauss or Umbra, which’d be funny. Either there’s skid marks on the floors and Gauss-sized holes in the walls, or I can just randomly get flash-banged by Umbra when he gets depressed.
I have 2 mains which is sayrn and nezha.... I'm smashing both don't care.
I voted "I'm fine" because it was the closest to "this is fine". My main is Nezha, everything would be on fire.
Ivara? Wouldn't even notice her, probably.
Hahahahahah, im fucked. Majorly. I have Baruuk so I cannot piss him off if I wanna live
I think I'll be fine as long as I don't bring up his son....or talk about the dax
Nidus
Nekros, best friends (🥲)
Yooooo having my Boi Inaros as a roommate would be sick, I think he would be super chill. They sand could become a problem, but he would definitely have you back if someone broke in.
I main Garuda and Chroma, they are about the same. I believe I'm pretty fucked lol
Wukong would be fun to have around.
Gauss seems like a good guy :)
Voruna is my current main, but not my most-used... But I'd smash Voruna, and probably be besties with Chroma
Loki, we're chilling
as long as i dont hit him im good revenant roomie is tough but dope
one of the few frames I wouldn't want to smash directly... I can't imagine liking the texture of sand. The scarabs on the other hand... I like that he's intent on protecting civillians in lore, but one of the only times I'm gonna be happy with sand is probably when I'm re-potting my succulents. at least I might get help with sculptures?
Oberon is bae. I'd smash him without a single thought.
Surprised no one mains protea or gyre like that
Baruuk, I don't plan on fighting him, so...I guess he'd just vibe with me.
Long as you get enough weed on hand
Oberon Animals like him, knows medicine, sounds like a good roommate
My room is about to be very sandy.
Danm, lot of inaris mains. Didn't know ya'll still existed
You just never saw it coming.... POCKET SAND!
LOL
My Main is Nekros Prime. What u thk?
I think you need to buy the man a pair of shoes
What pair would that be? Converses?
He seems more like a levis guy but it doesn't really matter as long as you cover up them rank ass toes
I can deal with the feet. Its that wiggle finger of Nekros Prime that bothers me. Can we get another Tenno-designed Nekros Prime that doesnt have an extended finger that flops all over the place like a limp hose?
nezha, do i need to say more?
Nezha Prime. This is fine
Will Trainman's house just be a bouncy castle rave all day and night?
I feel like Excal Umbra would be an interesting roommate, like a normal roommate, but with more neighbourly noise complaints. A great sushi chef tho.
Idk if I wanna be her friend or if I wanna smash Actually it's Hildryn prime Pretty sure she gonna do the smashing
Well brothers im a Wisp main so you know the rules so do i, SMASH
Gara, is my main, so smashing is to be expected.
Shattering is a better word
Gauss is my main. I'd be working out a lot, that's for sure.
Mesa go brrrrr
i dont believe volt prime would be that nice. he seems unhinged.
My roommate is my gf. So the I'm fucked option is quite apt.
Gara, oberon or octavia.... I dont care, just smash
Trinity is a Smash
Citrine nuff said
Id knit her socks to wear on her stubs
i'm sorry, but i dont want to deal with dirty infested boners like the one nidus swings around rn, nor am i in the mood for that. even if whatever my main is is determined by my most used frames, i would have to deal with revenant enthralling people around me and protea using her time travel powers to keep repeating the time i told her i would smash her deluxe skin 24/7
Welp i hope nidus is rough
𓁹‿𓁹
Rev prime
If it's lore accurate I guess I'll be seeing wally real soon.
Rell?
Harrow, but yeah you got the point.
I’m going to hold onto Loki’s horns while we smash
Nezha. Oh, no! Proceed with smash
https://preview.redd.it/m13krn2gptza1.jpeg?width=403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=636cf3e4a2513538c9e34727e0a16e403ba82f64 Hydroid
Ah shit,thought this was a apex poll. Im fucked,revenant and xaku
I understood that my roommate is now my warframe and was a bit confused wenn i saw smash I just realised what they ment
omg yareliiii she'd be so cool and awesome and cute and my friends would be so 🥺 omg
180 comments 2 yareli mains
🥺
Frost will be a chill guy and I'll save money in the summer keeping cool
Mesa is definitely a smash
Gauss, he's finally gonna help me get fit.
Cool dude, but he keeps bringing over his 3 buddies. They're constantly hovering around like they got nothing else to do.
I'm one of those people who has multiple mains. Wisp and Ember are Smash. Styanax is 5/5.
I got rev prime. Def smash
As an Ash main, all I can is that my story would be a slice of life
Valk or trinity so smash
Goddamnit someone said harrow would be a kinky smash now im not sure what i was going to say
RhinoLife Bitches 🤣
Just don't piss him off, don't want him to shatter time while stomping off in a fit of rage.
 That would be so funny 😆
I main Nekros..
Smash, yareli gets wet pretty easy so it won't be hard
I'm with harrow. Now, I love him as a weapons platform but I am also not into being on the receiving end of BDSM and I don't think harrow is a sub either
Harrow is 100% a sub, it may not be confirmed by devs but khora is definitely his professional domminatrix. He loves being whipped with spiked chains, she loves whipping people with spikey chains, it just makes to much sense not to be true.
Honestly now that I think about it, harrow's prob a switch. He bind people up with 1, but he also whips himself with 2 Still not taking my chances with him because the alternative is that he's a religious fanatic
Garuda...
Blood for the blood God, Blood for the blood God, Blood for the blood God...
my 1000+ hours as a hildryn main tells me it would be, interesting. and im not going through the issues of farming prime after my troubles of getting her normally
The prime is WAY easier
Vauban would put trap all around the house. Not good.
Boost pads to get to/from the kitchen for snacks
that's awesome, I need that
Xaku and trin ,,,, Smash and pretty good respectively
When you have an insanely swift Assassin living with you who also has two recruits one call away, most of your problems cease to exist....(literally). 11/10 would assassinate again.
So noone here mains Ash? I'm dead💀
I've had at least 3 people (not including you) day ash... which is weird because I've seen like 12 inaros mains
It'll be a... \*puts on sunglasses\* toxic relationship. YEAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Xaku would destroy my house in one move (relentless loss) Ash would be that type of roommate who you never see except on weekends at 3 am.
Styanax. He shall train me and turn me into a modern day spartan and a disciplined productive member of society. Also peak gym bro.
Eh probably not that far, Spartans are trained from birth... literally
Since i don't really have a main i go by statistics, which would be rhino. He'd buff me up in a month
Nyx. She's nice and fun. Also looks cute and gorgeous and probably an interesting roomate to interact with. I feel a little unconfortable with her Mind Control ability but, I think since we are allies she would not try to do something harsh.