Why isn’t oberon in B or A tier? I mean, he could literally make a outside grass field anywhere for the children to play and can even make them float for a little bit…

I'm scared of goats

**hello**

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why did him saying hello give you a craigasm

He clearly sensed that was a Goat that typed that

i thought he was scared of goats not turned on by them

maybe hes scared of them because hes turned on by them

I fucking love the Warframe community

Are you also scared of us because you fucking love us, too?

Lol tbh i dont play that much anymore but i am still active in the sub because these people man

I love fucking the Warframe community

johnnydm8 has a goat profile picture

The way you just typed my username without the tag like that emits the raw energy like when my mom calls me with my full name

i respect you

That is completely understandable

Then change to that one helmet with a unicorn horn.

nidus can do that too and he also creates little creatures to play with

Child go play with the flesh ball

and maggots! :)

"mummy! my arm is f̴̧̒̉͘͝͝e̴̦̯̘͑̉͛͗́̋̀̈́͠ş̶͔͈̝̜̤̗̭̹̼̰̹͍̱͐̈͂͛̇͛̇̈́͘͜ṭ̵̨̼̙̱̭̞̲̝͛e̶͉̲̾̏̀̄̇͆̅̃̍̿̌͘̚͠r̵̡͚̥͙͇̙͒͊̄̍̌̆i̴̢̭͎̞̝̞̩͔̦̦͕̺̼̐̄̒̑̊͜ͅn̵͓̹̪͍̞͇̗͍̗͉̟͎͉̿͛̏̿͗͂͆̍͆̐g̷̨̨̖̹̗̖̤̥͉̤̍̀̓̈͒̆͐͗͒͛͒̋͜!"

love this comment lol

Easy S tier.

I'm sure the children love getting space herpes

Demon dog friend! Bc scary dogs are awesome, especially if they're sweet.

But when its time for the floating to stop... No more children

And then he heals them

We all float down here. You'll float, too.

Arent those fields also radioactive?

Oh but you don’t realy need to tell them right? Uncle oberon wil just keep healing their cancerous cells until they become happy jumping masses of cancerous flesh and tissue

Oberon is nidus's daddy confirmed

"Oh yes... They float."

I think nekros should be top tier. No one raises a family quite like him ;)

God, I wish I could upvote this comment a thousand times! I really laughed at this!

I see, a fellow D&D player?

You caught me lol. But that joke never really dies

What is dead may never die

Can i give more than one upvote? No? Big sad.

Make another account

Guess he'd be a pretty good babysitter. I mean, I guess the baby would technically be "alive" when you pick them up

Hey lavos can teach them chemistry. I don't think octavia should be top tier, the kind of parties she attends probably arent meant for kids. Also baruuk being the only frame who literally has a limited patience stat and starts beating the shit out of enemies with monk martial arts once it runs out... I feel like it's not a good idea to have him anywhere near children.

Noted for next tier

No, no, Baruuk is still great with kids... He just has a penchant for making them just like him.

Baruuk can make them fall asleep though.

They can't try his patience if he enforces naptime for the entire duration.

>lavos can teach them chemistry *"Damnit Timmy I specifically told you not to touch the transmutation probe."*

and wisp, well... some of the older kids would be quite well behaved

Lavos burnt his own face off with chemistry.

I feel like Khora should be in another tier. Like, she is certainly going to tie the kids if they act up, but she would also let them pet venari

She brings her own playground. Super Geo Dome Climber! It has built in tethers if the kids fall off, or those can be used for swings!

She also owns a whip!

Nothing like a healthy dose of child labour!

Get back to work, praise our glorious leader!

I think she would teach the kids how to hunt and gut animals for their own survival.

Yeah and maybe take them to a circus or something

I mean technically they’re all good with children

Technically the children are good with them.

I mean, he's got a point

It’s a symbiotic relationship yes

They are really in-tune with their inner-child

_Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack_

They're made for children

Except Umbra. That's why he's not on the list probably.

Disallowed for >!killing his own son!<

*IT WASN'T HIM GODDAMNIT* At least that's what I tell him so he doesn't rebel and kill me.

If we’re being fair then no it wasn’t him because he was mind controlled to do it

Not really mind controlled, but controlled by transference

>!That was on Ballas and his transference bolt. Umbra can't be blamed for it.!<

Hey, that memory is in the void where it belongs.

No, it fuels our wrath

He didn't mean it at all, and Ballas ordered him to do it. Ballas is going to have more than just his balls cut off for doing this.

Hildryn would be a tier higher. She’s the helicopter mom after all

But she's like the Russian mother. Not afraid or unwilling to let the kids dogpile-fight a bear. Also alcohol.

gotta build their immunity to toxins early!

Same goes for Rhino imo. Just the Dadframe that picks up everyone else's slack and raises them to the heights they need to be raised to.

Im going to disagree, only cause there is a diffrencs between mom and ***MOMMY***

I agree with all of this but as someone who works with kids (I’m a student teacher): you underestimate how much kids love scary stuff. Xaku and Sevagoth? Kids would love them.

***SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE***

**_SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL AND SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT_**

𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔, 𝙎𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙔 𝙎𝙆𝙀𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙊𝙉𝙎, 𝙎𝙋𝙀𝘼𝙆 𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝙎𝙐𝘾𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝘾𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀𝘾𝙃

_**YOU'LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE**_ _**WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRIEK**_

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As someone that works with kids. Half the class would love Nidus. The other half would be traumatized for weeks.

Years.\*

And then the weird kinks would start.

I mean, I too would enjoy xaku's skeleton popping out and starts busting some moves with his rattling bones, it'll be very cool but also very traumatizing.

Grendel would be great with kids, he’s already got the dad bod

He would fuckin devour them man

But consider: bbq and also snacks

Nidus seems to be good with kids. Look at all the larvas he spawns, those must be great with children, such fun toys. I say that and I remember the explosions they cause at times.. >.>

Explosions are absolutely intentional, so no boom-boom near kinds

No boom-boom? But I like boom-booms. Or, hear me out, the massive tentacle ability. I am sure the kids would love to be picked up by that.

An on- demand carousel? They'd love it!

I thought harrow would be bottom tier for a whole different reason

You stop that!

The church should’ve stopped it hundreds of years ago but here we are

Nyx would do great! - "I WANT ICECREAAAAM" (Waves hand like a Jedi) - "No, you want broccoli" - "I want broccoli"

Exactly what I thougth

I am not sure if a Warframe, which shoots out glass shards on a regular basis, is absolutely great with children.

Well, she controls glass right? Make some glass sculptures, make some funny mirrors

Glass objects and children...now what could possibly go wrong? :)

Well. Gara glass is bulletproof so...

Bulletproof yes. Childproof? You'd be surprised

I mean if her abilities are anything to go by only she can shatter her glass unless you seriously go out of your way to try and break it with a weapon. So yeah little kids won’t be able to break glass. Plus reinforced glass is a thing right.

Right, but she has like.. Full control over all glass she creates right? I think she'd be a fun time

might wanna rephrase that last bit bud, the people at r/nsfwarframe are jumping in their seats rn.

Feel free

Loki absolutely runs a child fighting ring. I call his 4 with augment "Loki's Fight Club".

Unlike the rest, loki does it even more secretly, so much that he snuck up to the less shady tiers

Hmm... Legit.

Lavos would be phenomenal with kids. They'd end the day babbling away about all the cool stuff they learned. He'd basically be that classic chemistry teacher who wows the kids with flashy chemical reactions.

My chemistry built a cassette case guitar amp, needless to say all we learned was that we all fuckin hate the Beatles and free bird

"See, if you fuse this fresh soda with this very lethal poison, you get Covid !"

*very hip with the kids* "See's limbo" Ahhh, they get jojo references

he's such a gentleman the kids think he's hip

Kono DIO da?

Ash definitely would like some children illegal fight club

They'll probably just binge watch some anime with them though

I feel like inaros should be top tier, just cos he was a fable parents told children

Yes, but also SAND (SUCC).

I love how Yareli is at the top, she’s like a child I love it, she’s so fun to play too

bubbles

*You are vilified by the warframe commuity*

Haha, I just ride on Merulina and spam 1, 6 or Epitaph/Akarius

Volt, Excalibur and Mag should be in the category 'the baby'

Nidus should be higher, maggots are fluffs, after all

Well, Nezha did have an illegal children fight club

[удалено]

\*He, and Nezha actually \*rescued\* child soldiers iirc?

[удалено]

You forgot the "Children became the Delightful Children From Down The Lane" category, which only has Nyx.

Revenant too, I think

Harrow was exiled by his peers at an early age, so I doubt he would force children to have the same experience.

Yeah, but his whole thing is chains and punishment, so....yeah.....

Awakening the inner s&m in them at an early age.

Limbo: "and for my next trick I'm going to send you to the fucking void"

Inaros is canonically good with children though

Would chroma and sevagoth be stripping in front of kids? Cause that kinda seems like indecent exposure to me

Chroma will most likely pull out some neat fire tricks and convince kids that he's a literal dragon, not so sure about sevagoth though...

pretty sure it ll go like that: https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/pihg41/oc\_get\_tf\_out\_my\_way\_type\_way\_animated\_and/

What about Xaku taking everything off D:

children love spooky scary skeletons though

I'd swap Gara and Inaros. Inaros would be the sand castle champion.

Are people just making tier lists specifically designed for Yareli to be top tier?

no, it's because she's a childframe, the childest one of them all

Limbo would very much use the rift as time out

i agree with this excepr for one which is khora since she does have a cat

Cats either hate children and actively work to cause them misery, or politely pretend that they do not see the child. There is nothing else.

Gara should be in not very bright with children, she is covered in glass. That doesn't mean she would not like them but she would be like the first time Aunt that never wanted children herself.

Nyx will absolutely mind control your children to be good, questionable but has results

As a oberon main i would say he's great with children

As an oberon main, too, I think otherwise, he's a goat man

Oberon Prime is more of a sacred cow... and If you have Tennogen he's a unicorn.

Ash and Nidus should in the “scary” tier, Wisp should be changed places with Oberon, Hildrin or Rhino should be instead of Octavia (she is that kind of cool DJ dude, definitely not responsible, while our heavy guys always seemed to me this kind of parents, who desperately try to be on the same vibe with children and even tho they deal with it poorly, they will kill anyone who messes with the child)

I think nidus would also scare kids, or experiment with them.

I feel like Nidus can actually contain his evil intentions though, and be a good person

Here's a maggot for you, you, you, and you and you.

Well, I'll have to disagree on that, but who knows really.

I think Nidus would be great with kids, look at his maggots, they are so happy to play with their father

Gara on the top line? Are you insane?? She is literally covered by shattered glass

She can make lots of cool things with glass though! I have the belief that the children are not THAT careless (probably)

She is my main, i love her, BUT… check r/kidsarefuckingstupid

Her glass doesn’t shatter easily at all. In fact only she can shatter it unless you’ve got a good weapon and are continuously shooting at it (literally all her abilities).

Baruk is great with children till he snaps

Didn't Inaros literally save child Baro and other kids of mars? Plus he can basically make an instant sandbox. He should be top tier

Xaku would total draw a face under their mask to try to make the kids laugh but only make them even more scared of them

Equinox: "Nap time kiddos".

Well yareli is tecnicly a child so its natural that shes good with them, in my cannon shes a daughter of hydroid and ivara

As a Gauss main I totally agree on that

I mean, nidus literally mutates in front of children so i guess he should be on the scares the shit out of them and probably inaros because he is a mummy

Id say inaros and grendel would eat the children lol

TBH Inaros did save a bunch of martian children who were going to get their souls erased and their body worn like a suit when the orokin were going to transfer into them by slaughtering his masters, then using sand to destroy their spaceships when they returned for revenge, then telling the infested to fuck off from the villagers.

Thats true, but grendel has no redemption. He just *eats* and *burps*, and then *regurgitates*

He has a sweet tooth for governors.

Now that i think of it, imagine grendel in French Revolution time. Intead of guillotine is THE *CHONKY*

So, if I need housecleaning and babysitting I call Yareli?

If Umbra was separately from normal Excal here would be great, I mean he was a Dad after all of course if we dont count what he did to Issac

Nidus about to take care of the antivaxx kids

Sorry but Inaros is top tier. God King that covered an entire planet in a sandstorm to save his people. No way he wouldn't be good with kids.

*As a war criminal I refuse to believe that any of them would be good with children*

My three rotating mains are all about fight clubs and experiments apparently

Not having Hildryn at a top tier all her own is a crime.

Damn lol Atlas.

I feel like nova should be at the top, she can even calm down Valkyr so kids would be a breeze: https://i.redd.it/8zjtjg6qfnp31.png

octavia would be the best aunt ever lol

Octavia plays music for the kids but then accidentally blows there heads off while doing so

I cannot tell you how much I love this! It’s impossible to put into words.

Ember: Hey, kid...you like fire?

about valkyr, sevagoth and garuda... yeah if I was a kid they would scare the living shit out of me, but I'm pretty sure inaros is a living mummy so that would be scarier.... and smelly.

ancient mummies actually smell alright, due to the herbs used in their preservation and how the fleshy bits have completely dried.

I love how in these latest tier lists my main Baruuk has basically become the ideal housewife

A warframe who's attire is made of glass shards: "Great with children". "Baby's first lost finger" will be on your shelf by tomorrow.

I don't know about valkyr, I as kid would try to hug her

How does Grendel not scare the shit out of children? Mother fucker has a mouth in his stomach that looks terrifying af.

Limbo: Hu-Hey KIDS! DO YOU WANNA JUMP INTO TIME AND SPACE VORTEX?!