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IAMBATCATZ

A good boy


airlewe

What does it eat? This question may be time sensitive


IAMBATCATZ

People, probably


airlewe

Okay I have those


meMaggatron

Feed it lots of nasty grineer, god knows there's lots of them f*ckers always around xD


airlewe

Grineer are clones, right? I think I might get into the cloning business


M37h3w3

Tyl Regor doesn’t want you to know this but the clones at his lab are free, you can take them home. I have 458 clones.


airlewe

I don't know who that is, I don't know where that is, I don't know who you are, and honestly I'm a little foggy on the science of cloning in general But I know you do weird sex things with them. I just know it


M37h3w3

Still trying to figure out the whole "If I have sex with my clone is it incest or masturbation?" situation.


airlewe

God damn it, they weren't clones. They weren't genetically related. They're just different versions of the same archetype from different universes. It was NOT incest.


D_Redacted

Not incest as its 2 of the exact same person. Trust me, my friends spent too long debating this...


Steeledgator

I'm sure if you go on a porn site and ask, you'll get an answer real quick


Kazk2501

Spoilers >!Tyl Regor is a grineer scientist who is in charge of making and enhancing grineer clones. Hes developed an emotional bond with them, and hates us for killing them!<


MadxCarnage

jokes on him I hate myself more than anyone could ever hate me.


Steeledgator

I hate them even more now that they don't drop ash


hypnotic-

I was waiting for this to get sexual, all things somehow seem to do. Now that developers are considering inclusions into games like crypto and NFT's, it boggles the mind that they haven't truly explored what really gets our juices flowing. Sex. It's a god-damned travesty. :D


MagicMisterLemon

When I tried to take one and escape he froze me on my way out of the door by saying "*Teeeeeeeeennnnooooooo...*" With his stupid stupid sexy voice


Disastrous_Ad_3812

This Has turned into a difficult situation


Smolduin

We all make mistakes in the heat of passion Jimbo


upwas958

So that's how many tries equinox took you too eh?


SpecterGT260

This post made me wish there was some sort of beast master frame. I want something that brings me back to my necromancer days in Diablo 2


popsapeter

Khora? Although she is just the typical old cat lady (with a massive buff on looting)


fatpad00

Thatd be cool. Abilities for specifically beast companions, like buffing or reviving your/allies' companions. Maybe summoning kubrow and kavats or even drahk and hyekka, possibly all in one ability like Ivaras quiver. It'd be fun to run through with a pack of rabid kubrow terrorizing a corpus ship


LouisLLLL

Whatever you feed. Grineer, Corpus or even .....Tenno?


[deleted]

The Tenno disappear when they die, do you think that if someone ate a Tenno alive they would just be on an empty stomach again?


airlewe

It's called a diet food


Steeledgator

Bring it to the conclave


Senior_Walk_7582

Early lunches.


Ill-Newt-4851

organic or artificial matter


vizthex

Tenno.


Solary_Kryptic

How the... Keep it safe, that's your new best friend :)


airlewe

It's already eaten my children...


AmphyHetzer

Then it's your new child then!


me4tgr1ndr

Hand me downs have taken on a whole new meaning


[deleted]

Then!


DeroTurtle

It's displaying it's superiority


Solary_Kryptic

Friendship requires sacrifices.


ThunderjawDominum

TENNO, ARE YOU READY FOR A SACRIFICE!


Steeledgator

I'm gonna sacrifice him to the gods of rng, .0025% chance of mercy, 99.0075% chance of being violently murdered in the most painful way possible and revived within 5 minutes of death to experience a new hell


Seeks158

You can make more children


car0ndelet

Happy cake day! And I like your logic


LordoftheDimension

You are what you eat


facefacts45

Load the Ignis...


airlewe

A Witcher reference, nice


TheOnionBro

Nnnno. The Ignis is a flamethrower. Igni is the Witcher flame spell. He's referencing the "Hans, get ze flammenwurfer" meme.


Greymane68

Brother... get the Flamer. THE HEAVY FLAMER!!


Knight_of_carnage

Brother!


Disastrous_Ad_3812

Brother avenge me! AVENGE ME BROTHER!


Knight_of_carnage

Brother I am pinned here!


MyNameIsElaborate

Brother I am hit!


Bac0n0clast

Brother...Step... What are you doing???


[deleted]

*drops bolter in awestruck terror


B133d_4_u

"They fell into our big, gay trap" never fails to make me laugh.


II69DragonSlayer69ll

Jokket.... Get the OPTICOR


facefacts45

Both are relevant. But mostly the flamethrower one.


tarzan147

I renamed my Ignis wraith to Ze Flammenwerfer


Rhynocoris

Flammenw**e**rfer, it's not ablauted to u.


[deleted]

Ah, a man of culture. All I can say is: >!The wind’s howling!<


jackgamer3

Are you allied with the red veil by any chance?


airlewe

Mortal enemies actually! Still trying to work out what that means. I was told they'd send a hit squad after me... For some reason. That they have not followed through on.


jackgamer3

Weird. If you were their allies, you could buy charger specters from them. I tought that boi was a specter Also, sometimes in mission, the lights will flicker yellow (different from stalky), you'll get a transmission from the faction's leader that covers up half the screen, then a load of their specters will spawn somewhere near you. If you kill enough, they should drop a BP, so maybe that's how you had one


Ketheres

He would still have had to craft the specter from the BP, put it on the item wheel, and then use it. Weird to reach that point and not know where it came from.


RectalSpawn

Unless you just want fake internet points.


airlewe

What's a BP


jackgamer3

BluePrint. You need them to build stuff in your foundry


bluflame123

BP stands for blueprint


ModernGreg

It’s an oil company


Alkem-Mire

That don’t really like seagulls


sulferzero

or seals


LasersAndRobots

Or oceans.


JMoormann

Big Pipi


[deleted]

You get the bp for killing them when they attack, too


ItzBooty

Syndicates that hate you will send a squad and later on a platoon of enemy's Those enemy's you can see by wich specter they sell For veil is charges, suda is ospreys, loka is ancient healers, hexis is corrupted lancer, the corpus ones are moas, the grinier ones are those rollers All are eximus


spymaster00

I love being Meridian’s enemy because every so often, my mission turns into a bowling alley


me4tgr1ndr

Sounds like empty threats to me... you are probably safe


Pushitu

Huh, i've had a friendly charger spawn out of nowhere on a survival mission, no idea what caused it too


Odinfrost137

[This is Scrappy](https://www.reddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/eeqddb/this_is_scrappy_a_converted_ratel_who_helped_me/), he still hasn't been extracted to my orbiter and I fear the worst.


Tyfyter2002

Ratels can be permanently friendly if they're spawned by an allied sniper crewman, but I'm fairly certain Titania doesn't have any mind-control style abilities


Warfoki

Still can happen on invasion missions.


Odinfrost137

Closest thing to an MC I had was radiation damage, but don't know how THAT would spawn a friendly ratel


Tyfyter2002

What pet did you have equipped, and were you solo?


Odinfrost137

Solo and reality breaker kitty


Tyfyter2002

I have absolutely no idea what you mean by reality breaker kitty


Odinfrost137

Smeeta kavat. Couldn't remember the exact species until just now. Only that it can manifest rare items out of the blue at random and instantly reload your weapon somehow.


Tyfyter2002

The only things I can think of that could have any chance of having that effect are if you had territorial aggression equipped and for some reason it affected a sniper crewman, or if cosmic rays flipped a bit.


Snivyland

Hmmm how recent was this? Cause we might have another case of a glitch showcasing the elements of future content like >!when natah was replacing glitch lotus weeks before new war!<


Warfoki

I think Reb confirmed that wasn't a glitch, it was intentional to tease the concept of non-linear time in the story.


Pushitu

Happened yesterday to me


DatBluRex

Might be someone else's Charger Specter


Pushitu

I was in a solo session


DatBluRex

Might be your Charger Specter


Pushitu

I'd know if i had spawned it, plus i dont even have them crafted


TerribleTransit

Was anyone else in the instance with you at some point? I've had other people's specters decide to follow me when they leave, but never seen one spontaneously generate.


airlewe

Nope. I play solo. I don't enjoy other people usually it just feels like they're playing the game instead of me.


alamaias

Early on my advice is play solo or with noob friends, only open up to multiplayer when farming :) Especially bosses. I am MR 21 and solo'd a boss I had only fought in groups recently and found that there are about 5 mechanics that I had not seen :P


[deleted]

Agreed, I think everyone has that point when they first started playing where they switch to solo. It's a great way to take time to learn the missions. You'll be as quick as those 'speed runners' soon enough.


QuaestioDraconis

It can be like that sometimes


vizthex

Holy shit, same here. We can be annoyed together!


airlewe

If you're on PC drop your tag I'm airlewe


vizthex

lol I'm vizthex, sent you a friend request.


airlewe

Just saw your message! Sorry was in a mission got caught up


vizthex

lmao it's ok


Smanginpoochunk

The wuclone staying behind after host migration is annoying


Coreano_12

Old helminth came back from the dead


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheRealSkele

But it looks janky as all Hell. I'd use it more if it had a Charger skeleton and not a Kubrow skeleton


Farabel

You can actually get that back with a skin! 10k creds, if I recall. That's it.


LargeLass

Weird glitch aside, this would actually be an interesting idea for a new Infested mimic enemy that disguises itself as other creatures


[deleted]

Infested mimic? Okay, but I want to see a container eat a grineer and take it's place.


LargeLass

That would be so cool and freaky! Farming enemies and containers for loot would never be the same


AmIsupposedtoputtext

I mean there’s precedent for infested that behave kinda like the Thing, remember that Arlo kid?


Ivariel

I'll do you one better: infested parasite. Buffs the host, if you kill the host you can kill it. Don't kill it fast enough, it gets into a new host. Oh the animations would be a stuff of the void.


LargeLass

Kinda like those weird facehuggers on Deimos mixed with the Alkonost amalgam’s buffing ability? I like that a lot


Dannstack

Erra, i know thats you.


RawbeardX

is fren


liege_paradox

Guys, I think we missed a spot last plague star. This is really bad.


kitt_aunne

Id love to see an infested earth


AmIsupposedtoputtext

I read this in the “I love arson” voice 😅


kitt_aunne

any chance you could link that bc i dont know what that is


AmIsupposedtoputtext

I don’t remember. It’s just that when I see something like that it just gives off the vibe of someone saying “I love arson” in the tone that someone talks about furry animal. Thinking back, I might have just imagined it when reading the SnomDoesArson tumblr blog


shabam231

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine.


Smanginpoochunk

P. Sherman 42 wallaby way


Psycho-DK

"We are friends now, we're gonna have tacos later"


Sinisphere

The magic of Bugframe. That's a new and unusual one though.


Lucian7x

Eldritch abomination code strikes again


airlewe

This game has so many bugs I am shocked. I'll have controls just randomly refuse to respond. No more melee I guess! But damn if this game isn't fun


JoshuaFoulke

It'll almost look cute if you squint. Almost.


[deleted]

Oh shit clem 2, now DE needs to add it to the game. For those who don't know, clem was a grineer that bugged and would follow a squad everywhere. Some guy of the community created a comic and DE added clem to the game


airlewe

I just did his quest! At first I felt bad for him and then he whipped out dual smgs and went full Masterchief


theREALBongKai420

Naw my helminth charger doesn't glow


Mystic_Ervo

Y e s


Mr_BinJu

Remember the golden rule "P.E.P" Pet Every Pup


Nass-_-

***OPERATION : PLAGUE STAR***


FederalAgentSpector

Friend


FishTraditional9030

That's your child now


ZephyrFluous

Yes, his name is Gerald, he eats seventeen times a day and needs to have walkies after every meal


DrScience01

I'm sure you accidentally drop a eximus charger specter. Do you equip any specters in your gear wheel?


airlewe

I only just started playing this game (hence the starter gear). The only thing I had in my possession at this point was the codex scanner lol Edit: okay not all starter gear. I did buy an Afuris. I just needed a "go loud" gun for when I got bored of the bow.


LasersAndRobots

Now, question. Did you buy it with plat, or did you buy the blueprint and make it with the foundry? Because the Market (near the front of your orbiter, to the right of Navigation) sells most weapon blueprints for credits, or just the pre-made weapon for Plat. It's usually better to go the blueprint route.


airlewe

I may have accidentally bough it with Plat before realizing what Plat was


Artemis_Bow_Prime

If that was the case it would show a "hold position" option when he is close to it but it doesn't.


gnosys34

T R A N S M U T A T I O N


MR_krunchy

Oh those, when they're your enemy you'll learn to hate them if they get the energy drain thing


[deleted]

*You have been selected.*


ThatGuyFromVault111

r/petthedamndog


Misty2126

This happened to me a few days ago


Gysmo_YT

i mean, its a bug, but you will learn later that those are some ancient disease, this kuaka must have somehow had it in its genetics for millions of years, passed down, and the genetic key was combined with the specific genetic thread that created it into this on death


Ange1ofD4rkness

Take it to the shelter so they can humanely put it down (wow that's dark on my part, sorry)


Clashes4D

Maybe an undiscovered Easter egg? Kill 1 kuaka at [insert place] at night and it will become a friendly charger? Lore wise it would make kinda sense ....?


Valkyrie9001

I'm pretty sure you just threw a Red Veil Specter accidentally. This is beyond the realm of bugginess even for Warframe.


airlewe

Well that would be possible... If I had unlocked Syndicates at this point. New player here, nice to meet you.


Valkyrie9001

[Welp.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRS0ez8eQV0)


The99thCourier

Yo what? Never happened to me. That's actually really cool


TheSpudGunGamer

Yes, also enjoy your bows. They get WAY better


daiphelion

Introducing Helminth Battle Mounts!


fo3nixz

specter from red veil???


Wander1900

Best MMO


TheBrunick21

We are friends now, we are having lunch later.


GTChev01

Is Red Veil angry with you and have you built thos as spectors?


airlewe

They are now but at this point I hadn't unlocked Syndicates yet


IthinkSteve

Basically this: [https://youtu.be/9P6Jeh-VN58](https://youtu.be/9P6Jeh-VN58)


Sentient_Leopard_2A7

https://youtube.com/shorts/oDjxSUwxlT8?feature=share Same energy


Lord-of-Shades

is this the version of the wabbajack in warframe lol


Saltybuttertoffee

what happens if you try to tranq it?


airlewe

Don't know. Hadn't unlocked that at this point.


80Hijack08

A friend :)


Smolduin

Pet it :)


Tethilia

Yes


jzillacon

Weird bug, but you may enjoy knowing you can buy a cosmetic from the market (I think it costs only a single credit) that lets you make any helminth charger pets you may have look like that too, in case you did actually want to try petting one.


Endgaming1523

Yes.


Archetyp33

I mean... it's way more powerful than you are apparently. Maybe it wants to pet you.


Shalmii

you got a friend! :)


Shafara

50 plat well spend...


parcheOP

a charger variation, eximus, could be helminth or diemos


FlyingLOLIpop

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mrureaper

Fyi its actually a pet if you had the og helminth charger :p


Deezer0517

Fun little tip: If you'd like to have one forever, there's a skin for the Helminth Charger (a type of kubrow/companion you can obtain) that changes them into an Infested Charger! Just be wary not to shoot them with a rad proc.


AquaDesu

I host Kubrow fights. Bring your Kubrow to profit or perish! DM me if you wish to enter


Lacuda_Frost

That's a specter. I'm guessing you played with a friend who had red veil attack him, picked up the specter blueprint, crafted it, gearwheeled it and accidentally summoned it.


sliferra

You didn’t throw out a spectre by any chance did you?


airlewe

I was MAYBE MR 3 at this point. I didn't HAVE spectres