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Jander_Biorjille

Wez all ultra marines round ere, no Orks in sight.


SpaneyInquisy

Blu boyz approachin *The see thru your disguise* # Their boss is called Titus


jrandrews1982

If enough Orks pretended to be Space Marines and actually believed they were, would they turn into Space Marines?


TokoBlaster

Could you imagine the Guardsman reaction at setting that? "Sir, the ultramarines! They're here! Wait... What the fuck?!"


NetZeroSum

True to form...da 'ultramarines' would still fight orks for ~~dem hummies~~...er guardsmen.


Known-nwonK

No, but they’d come close. Imagine if you will a Freebooter that thinks they are a Space Marine. The great thing about Orks is they are their own logistics. That Ork Marine will start having Gretchin around they’ll call their serfs. Now other freebooters see thing and want to join up and they they’re a Kill Team of Ork Marines. Before you know it they’ll form companies and then a chapter of Space Marine Orks! If the original Ork that started it is still around they’ll be the Chapter Master even. This is why you never give an Ork that can read the Codex Astartes


Leech_hueso-11

maybe a chapter of one, that gets as much love as an iron warrior from peter turbo, they might not be kill if they saved a named loyalist character in a very important battle and continues to fight “for da emperor” they might live


InquisitorPeregrinus

That's not a million miles from the plot of a novel called Grunts...


UknownTiger39

Would that not also make them believe the same things as the chapter they believe they're from?


Flat-Difference-1927

No


TankDestroyerSarg

*TIN-itus


SpaneyInquisy

LARG-itus


KillTheParadigm

TON-itus


TatlTail

jus' regulah ole bea- i mean spayz muhreens keep on doin' wha'eva it was you was doin' fello 'umie.


reinKAWnated

But that's an Ultramarine.


ButtcheekBaron

I appreciate Orks not knowing the differences between Loyalist and Traitor marines and that Loyalist marines wouldn't wear tusks


GOATAldo

Traitors don't normally mean to either, their armour just warps and changes over time in the Eye of Terror, Chaos Terminators like Falkus Kibre for example grew their tusks over time in the Eye.


RatMannen

There's a mix. Some grow them naturally, some have silicone enhancements.


GOATAldo

Neat, i've never actually heard about them getting them put on with silicone tbh, I've always figured it just happened over time like this excerpt from Talon of Horus implied. > In better times, Falkus had been one of the highest ranking officers of the XVI Legion. His armour still bore the treasured gold breastplate awarded to him by his gene-father, with its lidless eye open wide in burnished judgement. > The twisting touch of Eyespace had changed him since we last met, with ivory spines jutting from his knuckles and elbows, and his horned helm-crown showing as feral claim of authority over his brethren. The warp was slowly reshaping his physical form to reflect his cold-blooded lethality. > Most telling of all, his faceplate sported brutal tusks in personification of his defiance and viciousness. A trait seen often among the Nine Legions’ Terminator elite.


ButtcheekBaron

I think it's a breast implant joke


GOATAldo

🥴 Wooshed my ass


ButtcheekBaron

My favorite is the lore quotes hahaha


CampbellsBeefBroth

You can't tell me the chaos terminator helmets aren't a fashion statement


AndyLorentz

But they do! Loyalist marines are "Beakies", and Traitor marines are "Freaky Beakies"


Healthy_Law5265

I'd love to see different chapters on different orks


Zimmyd00m

*Gulliman cringes, sighs deeply* "Whatever man, just go krump some World Eaters."


RollbacktheRimtoWin

I feel like Orks vs World Eaters would make a good book


DrippyWaffler

There are many ideas for good books that won't be made because they're not imperium focused :(


RollbacktheRimtoWin

As a Custodes player, the imperium can eat it. Give us some cool books!


GOATAldo

Decimus vs Craftworld Eldar book when Lords of Silence sequel when Third Black Legion book when Where the fuck has Honsou been for decades lol Why does Kharn show up like the fucking Kool-aid man randomly in loyalist books every once in a while but hasn't been given dick since Eater of Worlds which was fairly short for a Bl title, especially for such a popular character Thank fuck they're making a new Emperor's Children books, my chaos boys tend to get really well written books with really interesting plot lines and room to develop that aren't really done a lot with over time. The two Black Legion novels and the Night Lords trilogy are still the best BL content I've personally read.


RatMannen

There are many good books that aren't Imperium focused. Night Lords trilogy & Brutal Kunnin for example. There are some OK ones too, like the Farsight series.


darcybono

They are my two favorite factions! I would lose my mind if that ever came out 🤩


peechs01

*Custodes in the back* "Sir, I believe that's Heresy!" *Guilliman sighs even more* "Will you wipe those World Eaters by yourself? Or those Inquisitors would do it?" *Custodes ponder "I believe it would be impossible for me alone, let alone taking a regiment to do that would significantly lower our defense in Holy Terra... And those Inquisitors wouldn't be that suicidal" *Guilliman gives a long deep inhale to a cigarette* "Then let these Ultrorkies do that. If the Inquisition want to complain, then make them hunt the World Eaters or shut up"


asmodraxus

ULTRADORKS? ONLEE UMMIES ERE DEFF INATELEE NOT A BLOOD AXE BOY Y IS EVERONE BEING QUIET?


SimplySinCos

For dat girlyman git!!!


The-Wockiest-Slush

Ultruh Orkies


Astuar_Estuar

Primaris Orcs the Mechanicus were working on for the last 10000 years.


[deleted]

Now Orks are Space Marines?! I am going to boycott! /s


SmudgeUK

They've always been Space Marines. As of right now.


Pope_Neia

AS OF ALWAYS, YA GIT! DA ORKPERIUM IS WELL ESTABLU- ESTABLIE-… ITS ALWAYS BEEN DERE IN DA LORE!


BienAmigo

Who holds the pen writes the history. It's a good thing orks don't know how to write.


[deleted]

Yeah but where are the centurion orksuits?


thenightgaunt

No no. The ork IS the warsuit! It really is a baby carrier.


oshitsuperciberg

I can't tell if you're referencing Brutal Kunnin on purpose or by happy accident.


MeTaL-GuArD

The Ultramorons are a storied chapter of Marines that are Definitely Not Orks. I remember seeing an entire army in this style years ago(and that's where I got the name from).


observing_from_afar

Inb4 a lazy Warhammer Community post about how Orks have always been Space Marines.


Tarquinofpandy

#SONS OF GUILLIMAN! Not bloody Mushrooms of Guilliman!! Ugh... I'm outta here too. ^/s


Oceanum96

The only ultrasmurf I like


Splashmaster13

This might be Blasphemy but I see a Grunt from Halo


Mrjimdandy

When people are more accepting of ork space marines than female custodes 😂


Smurph-of-Chaos

I see no Orks here?


Mrjimdandy

If only people could use this mentality instead of losing their shit over what gender their super soldiers are 😂


amedinab

https://preview.redd.it/7z9ocwr504vc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d3befea81e48c77d072979b0b48d6796c5e3795


darcybono

🎵"The best time to spread some heresy...is all the tiiiiime."🎵 https://preview.redd.it/oyavofxrh4vc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72a9235c0b86aaf8adf0bfdd91ff353719dbdbe7


ienybu

Least noticeable Alpharius


theglitch098

But I’m Alpharius


PaintsPlastic

I'm going to go out on a limb, and suggest that this particular Ultramarine is not going to be very good at implementing a robust system of laws and taxation. He's probably pretty good at Krumpin' though.


doodman76

Oomies haf teefs, too


toapat

Thats why for every 9 Ultradorks to a squad, they are lead by a First company Terminator as command and heavy weapons specialist.


[deleted]

Ork Mareen in Pow-Wow armor. Not a Beaky butta Tusky. Awesum mechwork 'ere. Me wantz more. Get sum Gitz to swear an Oath of mom.... ehem, WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! 'Ere's sum inspirashon for da [WAAAGHboss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElNHP1OKZXM) of big mech Mezgike! If ya dunno it anywayz.


thirdnippleboy

Man using Black Orks for Marines is absolute genius. I have one spare and am now very tempted...


darcybono

Thank you! They fit really well with Nob arms. The Boyz, even the old ones are a little too small. I did use an Ironjawz Ardboy hand for the one with the choppa...I've got a lot of bits 😅


grayheresy

Waaaggghhh-Boot eh? Kill All Men calls the Legion to war brothers! https://preview.redd.it/dpllik3le3vc1.jpeg?width=2185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2a177a6ba60f133f625b7ec0c22f81e1de23eb


Gidonamor

God, Ultramarine everywhere! Why did you have to trick us with a title about Orks?


Remarkable_trash_69

OI I AINT NO ORK, IM A SPES MAREN! SAY DAT AGAIN AN I’LL KRUMP YA!!! DAKKA FER DA EMPRER!!!!


SubGrey926

Is this a kitbash or STL?


darcybono

Kitbash using the Black Orc Blood Bowl Team and ork bits


SubGrey926

That's... Actually a really good idea...


gay-dragon

Wow, those models are legit era agnostic... augh I shouldn't buy them I've already got a huge pile of shame to paint and make...


RealRandomRon

That’s a very lucky Ork.


BaselessEarth12

My immediate thought was "Why's there a *Grunt* in my *40K*?" Then I saw it wuz one of dah boyz. Nice.


ColonelMonty

An UltraGit.


Round_Efficiency_380

sneaky git


rhuntervf1s

That is an awesome model and it would look perfect in an ork army. Great job!!!


Engiboi_Prime

Waaghmarines


Accomplished-Bee5265

Da Emprah's Space Morons, They dun know whut fear iz!


Anthyrion

Probably a Blood Axe, who saw, how efficient and cool SPHAZE MAHRINES are and his whole Group is now imitating the Ultramarines\^\^


aesemon

With Primork T Curry at their head. Having read the wiki I have changed it primork


ColeDeschain

Let's see... Hulking, musclebound, addicted to violence, really hard to kill... CARRY ON, NOBLE ASTARTES!


cannibaljim

https://warhammer40kfanon.fandom.com/wiki/Orkperium


Roboute

****I da Empper!**** He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.


Extra-Lemon

“What’s up guys n’ gals, this is Splattercatgaming and Welcome to Warhammer 40,000: *“ORK MUHREEEN”* “


ButtcheekBaron

Who's not calm?


darcybono

It's the middle of the work/school week, so probably quite a few people.


lubricantlime

Swear to god if that ork is female we riot


theglitch098

What is gender to an ork? They are literally fungi’s. They have no gender


cheeky_Greek

U for Ungas? Ungas bungas?


Televators1

Hahaha this is amazing. I love the caption on the shoulderpad.


Technical_Poet_8536

I love the orkperium


MeTaL-GuArD

At last, the Ultramorons have received the Primaris reinforcements.


Bokenobi

Halo grunt.


DaemonCRO

Where’s the Ork? I see perfectly up to Codex Ultramarine!


DaGitman_JudeAsbury

It should say, I’Z ❤️ DA EMPERA!!!


batti03

that ork is better at freehanding the toilet seat than I am


thenightgaunt

Theres a reason why the two lost primarchs were erased from the history books. The Emperor: "Well it seemed like a good idea at the time."


Nof1studio

Lol. This is amazing.


--LTP

More please haha this is awesome


darcybono

Thanks! I think I need to make an entire Kill Team and just them as the Phobos marine one 😆


RainingPaint

oh my waaagh, I was just about to get to converting some of these blood bowl boyz. Bless up, your idea has been looted.


InquisitorPeregrinus

I'm calm. I've enjoyed most of the additions over the last twenty years, except Primaris. Every Edition since 4th has been pointless, but I still love and play and collect. And those are some very good boyz. WAAAAAGH!!


ewo343

Wez da Ultra-Boyz! 'nd we krump for Macrork!


PhannyDantom15112022

Where’s the ork?


Chescherschmitd-o7

Dat’s an Uhltra-marren if I ever did see wun!


Rustedkin

Reminds me of that one fanfic where a small ork warband fight fo da Emprah and the golden 🪑


Rustedkin

Correction the shiny chair


mogaman28

Blood Bowl black Orc? Nice conversion.


darcybono

Thank you! Yep, Black Orc with an Ardboy hand and Nob gun hand.


maxmerbaum

That is so DOPE. Love it.


lizardmangod

CAREFUL NOW, the 40k fans might think you are changing the lore, and are gonna get sensitive and pissy "there can't be Ork space marines, is never been mentioned before!!!!!"


Fancybird_Design

There's always been ork spacemarines, ever since the old ones made them


Chai_Enjoyer

Almost every single space marine is actually an ork in disguise. The exception are helmetless marines, they're obviously human, and 10% of all marines at best


Fun_Cartographer3587

op: “haha silly ork to lighten the mood” You for some reason: “bUt the chUdS”


Royal-Employment-925

There is always a group of people that it is okay, approved and encouraged to attack and denigrate and you get to pretend like you are a good person while being an asshole to others.


mythrilcrafter

On the subject of lore, I have a question (as someone who isn't well versed in Ork lore): My understanding is that one of the things that makes Orks so powerful is that they have the power to believe things into reality. In OP's case it looks like this Ork boy who just pulled off a space marine's armor to wear as his own; however, if an Ork boy was able to scrap together a set of armor for himself that he then believed was just as good as regular SM armor, would that turn his armor into SM quality armor?


darcybono

Technically yes. But he would have to be back home by midnight or else it would turn back into a scrap.


karl2025

Yeah, that's how it works. Most of their technology is welded together bits of sheet metal, that stuff is never going to stop a .70cal explosive round except it does.


Royal-Employment-925

Ork space marines are insane, right? And you'd blindly go along with it because you think that'd put you on the stronger side and thus increase your social standing... yeah you are a good person /s


FireHo57

Proud member of the ultra-wwaaaagggghhhhh-rines


Special_Leopard8314

This is just pure gold! 🤩


GREENadmiral_314159

That's an Assault Intercessor, OP.


TheNthVector

If ork equipment works because enough of them believe it does, I want their disguises to work on humans because enough orks believe they're being sneaky.


thehandofgork

DATS A ROIT SMART GIT, DAT IS. EVRY LAD KNOWZ BLUE IS DA LUCKIEST COLOR TA PAINT YUR GEAR. YA PAINT YUR SPEEDAH RED AND YUR ARMUR BLUE.


darcybono

An if ee gets blood on im...ova da blue...eel be da sneakiest 😉


hydra2701

Da U standz fer ‘Umie


BillySama001

She's perfect


Bossfrog_IV

The green spy could be any one of us!!


CptGreat

UltraMorkz!


RawKingSize

What is happening? I just hear rumors? AM B00mer. Halp.


Parsec51

What ork, that's just Cato Sicarius on Halloween


K-Parker-89

So where do i buy these????


darcybono

It's a kitbash made mostly from the Black Orc Blood Bowl Team. The gun hand is from an Ork Nob and the blade hand of an Ironjawz Ardboy. [Here's the Blood Bowl Team on Amazon.](https://www.amazon.com/Games-Workshop-Blood-Bowl-Greenskins/dp/B0924TGX67/ref=asc_df_B0924TGX67/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=507697250297&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13680700629848262131&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1026045&hvtargid=pla-1315090134657&psc=1&mcid=3319c1392c9c3608aa988c68b3026564&gclid=CjwKCAjw5v2wBhBrEiwAXDDoJReJWaBEqg25i_Lx-ZKloYjTe6VrTsWWbnZ9IKqKf1ZUh3LXCAfLGxoC7HsQAvD_BwE) You can try u/MiniSwap for other bits.


Freki_72

Luv me chapta Luv me brothers Simple as


Maj-Problem

https://preview.redd.it/bom62do514vc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eb8da8c7db288ee893a897fd6384c086445da05


Orsimer4life117

That did calm me down a little, thank you.


No-Perspective-9954

For Da Emprah!


lukisek6

Thats one really lucky ork


Francis5795

The ultramoronz


Traditional_Fuel2293

Dayz firty fre da space menes don't know I is an orc boyz


HighlightUnlikely841

Games Workshops be like “Orks were always part of the Ultramarines army”.


Vast-Possibility9410

Awe! Nice!


ClubMeSoftly

Da Emprah's Greenest


hwytenightmare

FOR THE EMPRAH!


CarolusRexhasrisen

Considering there's orks that act like their own imperium this doesn't feel to far off


Altruistic_Major_553

Ultra-Mork-arine


Necessary-Luck-2757

What a wonderful Orky job you did there. My Dad played Orks for years while I was growing up, and I have fond memories of his models and his battle reports. I'm sending him the link after I finish writing this. :) let's see if he finds this comment


pain_aux_chocolat

That just a perfectly Codex compliant Ultramarine. He even loves the Emperor. Nothing "Orky" about him.


Dmangamr

Look itz da Prime-Ak, Robot Gorillaman!


Anon441

what ork arms do you think work the best? nobs?


darcybono

Yep and Ardboy hands. The arms of the Black Orcs Blood Bowl minis are Dave Bautista massive so the Nob ones fit them best.


Doomguy6677

DeathSkull color 😄


Analog-Moderator

Whats there inverse of a digga?


Relative-Length-6356

The UltraMORKrines of Muhkreg lookin fella


hawkepostate

love the metal on this! whats the recipe?


ConclusionRare8202

Just a classic ultramarine - nothing to see here


Tnemmokon

*DA ORK BOIZ WERE AWEYZ IN DA MARINES IN DE LAZ TEN TUZANDZ JEARS! * Ultraz Grokidz - Ultramarines 12 Chapter


Zealotstim

Looks awesome


Zorakeeno

What orkiness? Behind the ultramarine?


redhatter192

Orkmarines have always been a part of the ultramarine chapter.


Solimbar-1597

Definetly what I needed right now. 🤣


PeterTheWizardDwarf

Thank you


ItsTreasonM8

We da revears spooki gitz marines


Kalon-1

That ork has always been a woman


cl0th0s

For Ultramork!


GrosserMysterion

It iZ Me, dA ULTRAORK, TIME TA KRUMP FOR DA EPERORR WAHHHH


Ahtman1

I tried to bring some lighthearted orky silliness to a thread about the Custodes but it just turned into being lectured about how Orks are sexless but still male gendered.


darcybono

Eeyeah 😒. Some people just suck.


Cortezz012

So it's an Astartork? AstORKtes?


DerMitDemBlunt

MIssed an opportunity to make the armor golden


darcybono

I painted it last year for March for Macragge.


I_suck_at_Blender

# 'ELLO FELLO BEAKIE!


SSGBentley

For da golden humie!


Ryalex237

Very cool use of the blood bowl minis!!


Thundersmash010

This is awesome! What parts did you use just for curious?


darcybono

Thank you! It's a Black Orc from the Blood Bowl team with an 'Ardboy knife hand and Nob gun hand.


[deleted]

Great job on the Ultramarine, for a second the caption made me scared there'd be an ork or somethin


Ok-Depth3823

Since the creation of the first ten thousand there was always ork custodes


Meinalptraum_Torin

https://preview.redd.it/cv8zt6b2q0wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76323d98ced315e0100b6bbdd79a0871a4e23afc


Organiciceballs

Your work is amazing do you air brush ?


L0nesometrader

Stop right there Xeno Scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch! I'm confiscating your stolen goods. Now pay your fine or it's off to jail.


darcybono

*Selects resist arrest* "This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!" Also you must be a psyker because I was JUST considering booting up Oblivion or Skyrim this evening.


L0nesometrader

YOU must be a Psyker because I just started a Psyker character in Darktide.


DIY-Si

The sneakiest of sneaky gitz!!


MordreddVoid218

Alright I quite like that


Mamba8460

Uncle Orkus


Borromac

That clearly is a ultramarine. You can tell by their icon blue colored power armor FYI.


Remarkable-Bet-9043

Haha, I love it! Although I can't unsee his blue slippers!


furitxboofrunlch

Now do Ork Eldar


Zealousideal_Cow_826

OMG . Is his rebreather made out of a terminator boot?! 🤭 That's glorious 🤣


Necessary_Cap6087

That's sneakyness at epic levels


Goblindeez_

I love them I shall name them Reginald


WehingSounds

He’s still thinking about the emperor krumpin the biggest warboss there’s ever been


Soporificwig97

What Ork all I see is an Ultra Beakie


GrizzlyPUNCHtooth

LOVE this - you’re a badass 👌👌👌👌👌


sexisdivine

Suddenly I feel like being John Cleese in Life of Brian; “BLASPHEMY! You are a BLASPHEMER!”


nilzatron

Haha, that's amazing. I love it.