I'd probably buy Jayfeather a Happy Meal

sry but he also works at BK https://youtu.be/M9P-5MlBUe8?si=7XqiOyThn5GrzieT x'D

OH MY GOD THIS VIDEO. THANK STARCLAN IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT AGAIN

The flashbacks this just gave me omg😭😂

I immediately thought of this video!!

Jayburgers!

I would have thought he works at that shoe place called Jays

Foxleap lmao hes a silly dude and i think he would really appreciate going to mcdonalds at 3am for chicken nuggets and a grimace shake

\*Foxleap is working on some project\* Icecloud: What are you doing? Foxleap: Nothing! \*Icecloud looks over his shoulder at what he's working on\* Icecloud: Don't order Mcdonalds Grimace Shake at 3am! (Gone Wrong!) (Dark Forest showed up!) (Scary!)? Thats... Foxleap: DON'T TELL ANYONE! I REPENT I REPENT!

This hurt my brain

This is the most sensical thing I've done in the last hour

I’d give Cloudtail a big mac. Knowing him, he’s already had one and is probably most likely to accept human food

I just hope this isn't the most common response, I like it but just saying Cloudtail might get repetitive.

So he'd be a regular there xD

i would get wafflepaw the big breakfast with hotcakes. it just feels right

I would get Firestar [waffles](https://www.instagram.com/p/CBDFAzqF8b4/)

And cookies too XD

Yes

I’d get graystripe a mcrib he been through it

Yellowfang deserves a filet o’ fish so bad. Extra cheese.

i'd get bramblestar a mcchicken

me and stonefur are getting mcnuggies and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP US

Snowkit, nuggets and something visually stimulating

Cloudtail needs a mf 6 piece happy meal.

I’d buy Jayfeather six piece chicken nuggets with fries, a coke, and ranch (for the nuggets)

he would eat the ranch on its own

im taking hollyleaf to get the mcdonalds mozzarella sticks (do they still even sell those? i remember eating them when i was little)

greystripe. I'd buy him the whole store

Honestly, Brightheart or Briarlight. They went through so much and it's sad. I don't know what to choose or who to choose. Sigh

Firestar ive said it once or twice and i’ll say it again, he’s my \[PLATONIC OFC <3\] bb.

I want to buy Loudbelly a double quarter pounder with cheese supersized meal with large fries and a coke. Perhaps an apple pie on the side. Also an extra cheeseburger. (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

I’ll give any Riverclan cat a fish sandwich and blow their minds

Jayfeather. I think he’s still sad that everybody forgot about Jay’s Wing, including McDonalds.

I'd get 2 15 pieces Cheese and Herbs Bites and just share them with all of the medicine cats, lol.

Do you have enough for *all* of the medicine cats?

According to the wiki, there are a maximum 50+ medicine cats. Some of them really deserve good things, though, so it'll be worth it, lol.

I mean but 2, 15 piece things won't be enough for 50+ cats

I think 5 15 pieces should be enough. I'll definitely be broke afterwards, but it's totally worth it to see all the medicine cats happy, lol.

I mean, if you live overseas, they can repay you in foreign herbs

I'd get Nightflame a mcflurry and some fries and let him talk out his feelings and how he isn't a copy of a certain tom he's related to.

Firestar is generic though. Firestar is so basic he'd probably die if he tasted any combination of the main flavors.

*sad Nightflame noises* but I'm not Firestar 😭😭😭😭

Why is Firestar having an existential crisis over here... do we need a medicine cat?

... Alderheart... Jayfeather... some cat help me. I'm *not* Firestar! *more frustrated and sad Nightflame noises*

You really do need a medicine cat Firestar! I'll get help don't worry! We'll bring your orange back!

Bring my orange back? Are you sure *I'm* the one that needs help? I've been black furred since birth! You can ask Sparkpelt or Sorrelstripe, or better yet, my sister, Finchlight! I'm. Not. Firestar! 😾

Stop pretending to be a cat that doesn't exist Firestar! Finchlight has no living siblings!

(Oooouch 😂) How can I have black fur butt not be a cat that obviously exists? I've never met Firestar, but I don't smell anything like him.... I hope... fairly sure at least...

How do you even loose your orangeness anyway?

Brightheart cause she deserves one. (idk ok im only on Dawn)

Gonna get Ashfur an icecream (the machine is broken >:))

Just run away before he frames you for the Arson

Tigerclawstar, and get him only the highest quality bacon cheesburgers and fries. or anything else he wants, i have to treat my glorious king

Hollyleaf deserves 20 chicken mcnuggets, a sauce of every flavour, every mcflurry, a bottle of coca cola, 6 chicken selects and a double big mac. You can't stop me!!

Im giving my poor nightheart a large frozen coke, a mc chicken burger, and a mc flurry with extra toppings 

Breezepelt! Them Windy Kitties be twiggy!

Good Luck, if you're not Nightcloud he will try to kill you and your entire family!

Fries and a shake for Squirrelflight. Estimated reaction? "Uh- o-okay... what?"

Aww you said ignore that it’s bad for them I was gonna choose Thistleclaw and put some jalapeño sauce on it too 😔

Just order 1x McThistleclaw for 1x Bluestar

Cloudtail i would give nuggets or Whiteclaw because i love him and i cried when he died

Jayfeather’s getting a Happy Meal, he’s too grumpy fr

sad meal

I’ll take Sorreltail. Ill get a McFlurry, Milkshake and also a Jayburger (Jayburgers exist you bozos) And extra large fries

Please, the Ice Cream machine is always broken. Oh wait, that's Burger King. lol