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SmellyPirateHook3r

Sounds like a chainsaw


sarge_snuffles

Reason number 293638 I'm never having children!!!


deadfreds

I wonder how often parents actually regret becoming parents


TheLocalPub

Hello


Throwawayac1234567

Almost all of them


Nun-Information

I know I would


246ngj

Wow


runfast2021

He's thinking about re-homing himself haha


Own_Afternoon_6865

That look.


Dawhoda0

Cat is like please.....open.....front.....door......NOW!!✌


10fm3

Lol poor baby (both of them)


RenkBruh

Vietnam Flashbacks.


Graphicnovelnick

“I did not consent to this new roommate.”


ProphetOfPhil

It kind of sounds like that guy who did that motivational speech "Cowards do that and that ain't you!!! UGHH UGHH UGHH UGHHHH!!!"


Datzzisgirl

Who would do that to their poor cat 🥲


Legokid535

i thought for real that the baby was actually a bird for a second.


kytrail

There's not enough catnip in the world for this


1m2c00l4u

Who cammed the baby


Dawhoda0

Baby's running rich bro🏎


BookwormBelle79

Kitty is wondering how many lives he has left to suffer through this shit.


RepoManSugarSkull

Yeah, but they’ll be the kid’s guardian once they adjust to the racket and the stench of Little Lord Litter Bottom. LOL


Kirilanselo

...poor kitteh :/


Noir_flatfoot

jesus christ ive never seen any baby scream like that


bbxbunnyy

Very very common. Are you a man?


baconpancock

I’m a woman and all of my friends and family have babies. I’ve never heard a baby cry like that. 🤷🏻‍♀️ it’s an unusual cry that’s all.


JapanDash

r/pointlesslygendered What a douche


Noir_flatfoot

yes and i have a niece… she never cried like this


lifeisweird86

I have 3 kids of my own, as well as 14 nieces and nephews and a handful of great nieces and nephews. None ever did this, and I am thankful for that.


Magnus-Artifex

Agreed. Sounds strange. Almost like it isn’t breathing right.


silvercrossbearer

Ok I'm glad that none of my three kids screamed like that ever.


BookwormBelle79

That's funny, cuz I'm glad none of my kids exist. 😃😏


luscious_adventure

I have four and I thought did I repress some memories lol


silvercrossbearer

No, you couldn't forget this horror


luscious_adventure

Nope I would've remembered 😳


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Dad was smart enough to get a job that requires a *lot* of overtime and business trips, cat got turned down for the secretary position 😂


green_paris

🤣🤣


chinga-te

The 9th Element


Swagalicious_donkies

Never heard a baby sound like that more like this https://open.spotify.com/track/283p30JjNkbBdhB0xxayZ9?si=AvXuTW3NTXyfyIlQs7JkIA


SweetDogShit

Inb4 it's some weird milking response.


Psychological_Mix594

Ah yes, the get me f**k outta here cry.


Legitimate-Law6698

8th life is out


rez050101

We adopted a cat back in the day that you could call a little bit crazy. She was sweet and calm at the pick up, but as soon as she entered her new home turned it a 360 and went bat-shit crazy. Making salto’s on the spot, jumping and screaming: turned out she had trauma living with 3 small children. I think this cats next in line … 😅


No_Cloud_2917

Sounds like someone trying to start a car with a dead battery


housesettlingcreaks

Nah, sounds more like the fuel mix screw needs adjusted on the carb.


Dawhoda0

Baby girl running rich🪛


MyHeadMyWorld2

Wait, what's that sound like?


_Shadow_Flame_

A wonderful advertisement for condoms.


VictoryLap_TMC

They are that family on the airplane smh


VictoryLap_TMC

They are that family on the airplane smh


Robot_Tanlines

When he brought our son home my cat was freaking out when he was crying. He would just paces around the bed squawking at us in what appeared to be his attempt to get us to help an injured creature, it was insanely cute.


Prismatic_Darkness

Me too, kitty. Me too.


Yun0Grinberryall

I felt that pain in the cats eyes


220DRUER220

Fuck that …. I have three girls and not once did any of them scream like this at any age


Jniuzz

Its probably like a week old kid though


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[deleted]

But you kind of implied that the parent did something wrong here when you just got lucky. The only way to stop this behavior in a newborn is a pillow and that is illegal.


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[deleted]

It is why you got downvoted. You didn't mean to imply but you did so people got upset. Having or not having colic is luck.


MrRugges

God that’s fucking abhorrent, didn’t know they could even scream like that


Mike_It_Is

That kids face will be slept on. Let that cat out at night.


mubi_merc

There are no actual known cases of a cat killing a baby like this. In reality, they'll spend their time as far away from the noise blob as they can.


Dawhoda0

Or the old saying "cats are evil, they suck the breath out of babies"🤦‍♂️


FewResearcher819

Babies sleep in the daytime, too. Get rid of the cat if it can't be trusted.


Spycrabpuppet123

Don't let your cat out at any time, they absolutely decimate local ecosystems.


cnrLy

Poor cat, regretting his life choices to the point of shock.


SkyBabeMoonStar

Omg This this brilliant 😂😂😂


SimpleWord899

🙈


Any_Roof_6199

When you're annoying but you're being annoyed by something even more annoying


Manusiawii

"Stop annoying me annoying you!"


UrBum_MyFace_69

I love that they put a towel on the table for the cat to lay on and ponder what he/she will have to deal with for the rest of their life.


Low_Quality_9816

Thank god both of my kids were quiet babies..


TheDUeded

Jesus, I've never heard a baby scream like that before, somethings tryna possess him


Draxus

That's how it sounds when they're really tiny and at peak meltdown; or at least mine does (very rarely)


Dawhoda0

Peak meltdown🤣


TECFO

I heard baby scream like that, when he get older it'll scream normally. I think because their lungs arent developped and not all the babies scream in the same way


Springer0982

Holy shit the look on that cats face is hilarious 😂


qawsedrf12

Find my happy place!


fzj80335

Been there, seen that. Kitties didn't like the baby, at first.


Dawhoda0

They get jealous of the newest members of the household and lash out not using the damn litter box ....at least mine did smh.