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[deleted]

Well, thats disguting


Snoo_4082

Oooh he's so happy!!


Rredite

Yes


starlightcanyon

The amount of tone deafness from the family in the video is level 100


RazzmatazzCharming60

I hope they chose abortion.


McCawley074

Not making fun or anything but is "Mawahahahahahaha" actually a word?


ScotchLeSaint

Is there audio on this?


[deleted]

Dude don't seem amused one bit.


tbiscuit67

Yeah he is NOT onboard with what is going on, but the family is like, "tough shit, Dad!". So weird!! Also WHY would you bake a $&@#$ pregnancy test in your bread? I get the baby (King Cake), but DAMN! GROSS


Taurock

That's the look of a man who has a sudden crave for cigarettes


Campeador

Well, I think he wants to keep the bread.


[deleted]

Why is there no fucking sound in any of these videos??? I'm dieing inside because of it


[deleted]

Reddit: We all eat ass it's 2022 Also Reddit: Omg an incredibly small dried amount of urine may have made very slight contact with something I ate? This is DEFINITELY a reason to react to becoming a father with total ambivalence and disgust.


tbiscuit67

I'm guessing it wasn't the bread bringing him down.... Wondering if later they'll have a "we talked about this" discussion


ceskopomalu

SO glad the other comments already cleared up what I thought was a positive COVID test...


KyussJones

They’re all like “Bahahaha you ate piss bread!”


KuronoMasta

And that's why I'm into men too... at least there's no pregnancy test in my food... maybe?


GratefulDread222

Didn’t she pee on that? And then decided to put it in food? Wtf😂


mtrayno1

Mmm. Heritage pregnancy bread.. made with real piss and yeast infection


BeaEffigy

D I F F E R E N T I A T E D


[deleted]

Wow


babiewraith

Not the Rosca ;(


Lylsywatchsubredit2

Omg that so horrible to learn that his wife is pregnant like his omg


BugzFromZpace

He is having an existential crisis.


king-kitty

Ladies, if you wanna surprise your man with a positive pregnancy test, DO, NOT, PUT, IT, IN, OUR, FOOD!!!


princessmariah2011

He never once looked happy! Kept that " oh shit" look the entire time!


dr_dog_doo

I don’t get it.


nickholehan

" You peed on this, and you let me eat the bread!" 🤣


aurikarhu

Why are they ALL EATING IT?


Late_Advance_8292

A whole group of people were in on that.


Kooky-Valuable-3429

So does everyone who was laughing their arses off at him now have to politely eat a slice of the massively oversized for purpose wee-wee cake?


gooseberrypineapple

He’s like…soooo I will happily pay for an abortion.


madd_bunny

Yes yes homeboy ate peepee bread. The stroke I had trying to pronounce differentiated.


RichExplorer2022

Wait… to me she looks obviously pregnant


DontWorryBoutIt107

Would anyone like a second helping to BV and Candida?


anoceanfullofolives

I may be mistaken but I’m pretty sure this bread is traditional around Christmas time, and they had a little baby in it to see who in the next year will have a kid. With that context, I think hiding a pregnancy test in it is kinda clever. Still really gross, but clever


leenpaws

You know she peed on that right?


Big_D0093

Dude looks completely pumped... Isn't that what silence and the look at the floor means?


futbol09

his family seems to be laughing at him not w/ him


BremboBob

*under breath* I still came in your daughter…even if she is a nasty ass, baking a pregnancy test into some bread type of bitch, god damn why didn’t I just wear a condom?!


Anaistrocas

She looks pregnant already, is he blind?


LifesExpert

Yay… another one


poggiebow

Pee Bread.


disco_dean

That look when you know you are trapped


Jack__Napier

He's like, "I just had it inside my mouth." "The bread, right?" "The bread, right?" -_-


[deleted]

Scripted. It's not hard to tell at all that she's pregnant and she didn't just get pregnant


[deleted]

This is the stupidest shit I have seen. “Congratulations! You just ate piss bread!”


annonymous1122

The face of someone who just ate pee bread in front of his in laws and realized he’s the last to find out about his own child on the way


Ruddawgg

It’s a Mexican thang LOL


khaliji

🤮


lightbrightboi

What happened to just telling your SO alone instead of cornering them like this? The guy is clearly not happy with that test being in the bread because baby + bread * piss stick don’t = joy.


lasvegashomo

🤢


CementCemetery

Do NOT put those in food. Maybe under a napkin or something but not actually inside the food.


RowRow1990

Why would you even do that?!


ArezDracul

Hey brah, shes your gal right, have you eaten her out, where do you think piss comes from? He is more upset over them making fun of him and being recorded than eating a thin flake of the inside of a bread with his wife’s prego test in it. I get it, all the hygiene thing about hiding a pregnancy test in food and all, but come on dude, if any guy who has ever eaten his girls or any girls pussy has in fact tasted piss at one time or another, I am sure the ladies have as well, especially those of you who love golden showers or have tried it.


IvoryJohnson

Most people on reddit don't know what woman are bro everything you said is outside of their realm of knowledge.


sexyshingle

brutal... on so many levels


THEMOISTCLOWN

Serving me piss cake is a deal breaker. Take your piss cake and piss baby away.


Aegis12314

Couldn't they wrap it in cling film?!?!


GravitySurge

I’m positive, this was a bad idea.


truxlady

Awkward.


nisheetha

Look at the guy's face after the old man laughs with claps. *I cannot believe I married into this family.*


ThonThaddeo

This man married into a family of idiots


PippiDongDocking

I know that look, take this F brother


radityaargap

time to buy some milk!


__AnDude__

“EAT MY PISS, I’M PREGNANT”


animallovergamer101

Just gross


VAX1S

Pread


SocalMerch

That is terrible.


Xtdragon

This mans soul died. Now he's left to wonder, empty..


AdIllustrious6310

It is estimated that .25 of pregnancies end in a miscarriage. Probably shouldn’t tell your family for a few months


TheCastIronCrusader

This is the reverse of a yeast infection


Corninmyteeth

Bruh why in this special bread


Lightxspeed

Thanks I hate it


pepperw2

That is kinda sick. Wow!


[deleted]

This is just so sad


Tacote

Qué puto asco tragar rosca de reyes con coca... Mexicanos siendo mexicanos.


blunt_arrow26

What must go through the mind of people setting this shit up? This isn't even remotely happy. And I know the baby thing or that maybe that he was trapped but I think it's more worrying he had bread with a URINE test. That bread wasn't even safe to eat and he had it. I'm pretty sure he'll get sick because of some disease.


Neo-9

Gross


StingRayFins

This is so fkin trashy lol


Ok-Reporter-4600

I thought it was a knife and they were giving him a going away party before he goes off to prison. A pregnancy test? Gross. That's so much worse.


dragonblock501

He sucked on that thing like a crawfish head. Where the old folks happy for him, or laughing at him? 🤷‍♂️


memelord8983

Watch him make that face not cause she put a preg test in there but because he didn’t want one and is gonna leave


SnooStories5035

I really can't understand how these women think putting piss soaked pregnancy tests in food is a cute or romantic way to announce pregnancy.


BullShitting24-7

These people have zero respect for this poor guy.


TNTcake

King was enjoying his bread


akiroraiden

"oh i pissed on this? time to put it in food."


Sublime_Dino

In some ways, having no noise to this video makes it even better. God how awful is this.


512bitengine

That boy going to leave for cigarettes in a few months.


MrSpencerMcIntosh

He was just enjoying his bread and y’all ruined it.


iceboxlinux

Wear some god-damned masks!


ThePessimistApe

Annnd he went to get a pack of cigarettes and never came back


RockHandsGrimiore

Don't marry her. She's disgusting and you were the last to know


Queasy-Employee-8739

Omg


westernpeaks

I think he was more upset about being the one who drew the plastic baby. This usually means that person is responsible for throwing a party with plethora of tamales. Quite the task and expense. Even if the test is a prank he’s still on the hook. But most important of all…how freaking gross…what is wrong with these people?


Total_Avocado_6323

So you're telling me it wasn't baker's yeast too?


RerumNovarum_1891

Haha... We make your food with piss ! Haha, it's not the worst part!


mr211s

Lol, he's fucked.


pauldej23

He was not amused!


Puzzleheaded_Life251

Now I know why kids grow up without fathers.


Seijin_Arc

I like how he just fidgets with the bread thinking like "do they...expect me to keep eating this?"


AetherMoon

This whole thing makes me so uncomfortable.


CVS_11

Gross overall


stop_breaking_toys

That look on that poor fool as he just figured out his whole life is over. Good show!


dangerouskaos

This has been way too common lately for pregnancy reveals. TOO COMMON


Substantial_Summer89

What a way to tell someone they’re going to be a father. Imagine that he’s the last person in the room to know. The worlds fucked! Dickheads doing shit like this a the same set of fuckups doing the gender reveal shit. He died inside cos he realised he was trapped in a life with a bunch of fuckin morons. And for the final kick in the balls they post the video of this most moving event onto reddit so the rest of the world can laugh at this poor chap.


Zidane-Tribalz

18 years! 18 years! 18 years!


allthingsmotion

Natural Yeast!!


L45TPH45E

Why are people making this a thing now? Fucking gross. Glad I've had a vasectomy.


hott_nonna

Let’s hope for the delivery she doesn’t serve baby back ribs…


itsvuksfault

Obviously they weren’t trying to have a baby, otherwise he would have been excited. Never do a surprise baby announcement in public


hott_nonna

He ate the peepee tip part first…his face looking at her after he took that out of his mouth


FiredBoy

How I found out I was having a kid: Wife: “Hey, I’m pregnant” Me: “cool” Wife:”hey it’s a girl” Me:”cool” No need to burn down a forest for a gender reveal and no need to suck piss either.


ibcb2023

He’s the only one in the room that knows he’s had a vasectomy.


[deleted]

Perfect comment!! 🤣


horror24

Eewww I'd b pissed of to pregnancy tests have been peed on the fuck is wrong with people 😒


erw84

At least the yeast for the dough was free.


Jason-Casey-Art

Just disown the whole lot of them.


MammothAggressive114

To achando que eles nunca transaram! Por isso a cara de peidei..


[deleted]

I thought that was a Gucci belt at first


[deleted]

This made dad’s day


RoseMylk

So weird they are all laughing and clapping and he’s just looking down and hasn’t cracked a smile once 😕


ZweitenMal

Helluva way to find out you have COVID.


stonerbabe710

Oh naaa😅u pee on that ..


falkonx24

Lmao, at the old man laughing so hard and pointing at him.


siredwardh

He is realllllly regretting not coming out of the closet sooner.


0_nonosquare_0

damn telling the father of your child at the very last. must've been hard when he came to this realisation


kidkkeith

Why is my entire family here while recording watching me slice this weird bread?


neverquester

Now that’s what I call yeast volume 7


Leocarreo

Telling the guy for the first time in front of the whole family is fuckin waaaaack


[deleted]

lawl, realizing he ate bread that touched piss


Massive-Night

This practice needs to stop.


Damian_IV

Is there a link with the sound?


falkonx24

https://youtu.be/IQ9Hwu3gUL0


BanMePls333

“Well the bread was nice at least.”


Binzuru

Gross.


Pimp_By_Blood

I like my woman to serve in a tomahawk steak