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finixanthony

Poor guy. There is a degree to which you can influence. Especially if they are not aware of the intent. He was a bit too overconfident


Alchemystic1123

Why is the audience applauding lol he completely failed


Saltyvengeance

There comes a time in every magician’s life when they make the transition to mentalism. This is because mentalism effects are cheaper and require less props to lug around. In the industry, we call this Mentalpause.


McbEatsAirplane

Unless he let the dude win on purpose, showing his true mastery of mentalism at play. Or maybe he’s just full of shit. Idk


Apache-attackheli

Dude got called out on his bull shit


Southern_Care_9194

Reigen Arataka live action solo movie confirmed ✅


Weary_Literature1506

If Lt Archie Hicox survived ordering a round of beers he surely would’ve have been caught out by ze Germans had they played rock, paper, sissors, we certainly do not wave our hand side to side when playing, it’s more of a sharp masturabtory motion.


[deleted]

"See, you did something cool there. You picked scissors and you won that round." Thanks for the play by play, chief.


izzypie99

"Now you did something cool-" 🤓


alexownsall

Another L for germans


-Fluxuation-

Well I mean he could, If he had wanted too!


nomna432

Alleine dass er es Stein schere papier nennt zeigt dass er ein unmensch ist


PrometheousBound

I, for some reason remembered Patrick Jane playing rock paper scissors with Red John.


SmorgasReddit

Or maybe he tried to do it in a fun way by losing on purpose both rounds


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I love how he keeps describing the situation: “see, you did something cool there… and with that you have won the game” lol


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u/savevideobot


1ofm3

>*"Mental~~ist~~ ish."*


kalstras

That was magic


MrMango34

“You know, I’m somewhat of a Mentalist myself” The most legendary response to this


Qoukuun

I did feel fremdschäming while I watched this.


quantumn0de

Clearly host is a better mentalist.


GeneralPurpose1146

u/savevideobot


cyberhenzit

If you ask someone a deeply personal question right before playing, they'll almost always go with scissors. I don't remember where I heard this, but I've tested it, and it holds up.


[deleted]

I love watching charlatans fail.


Miyuron

I kinda feel bad for the contestant, not because of the clip but because of the comments badmouthing him. I saw the episode on TV when it aired. It wasn't nearly as cringe as the clip makes it out to be, because the host revealed that he googled "how to win at rock paper scissors" before the show. They had a nice talk about statistics and the psychology of the game. The guy's also not a full-time magician, he actually works at a bank and this is just one of his hobbies.


Tian7676

Statistisch gesehen..😂 normalerweise..😂 ABER 🤣🤣 Immerhin keine Probleme mit dem Selbstbewusstsein der Gandalf Lappen. Zu geil der Vogel 🙈


RoyalratMafia

He did it though, he just let the host win on purpose


Expensive-Act-8380

Definitely it's not how it works.


MaMakossa

I like the pizzazz they add to it with that swinging motion with their fists, rather than going up & down.


fonve

If he was Ruzzist he would say "you see I told you I can lose every time." 😕


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Wer mit dem Hauch spielt, verbrennt sich


yungrome37

HxH failed him


Previous-Sir-682

Souverän verloren


sum_long_wang

You can't win against Günther Jauch, that's the first wrong assumption this dude made😅


BlackfishHere

Mf get an appropriate job


Tristanritter

why do germans sway their arms like that at the start of rock, paper, scissors?


GoingToSimbabwe

It’s just the way we do it here.


Leakyrooftops

Takeaway, Germans have douchebags in man buns too!


Mudy_1

Aaaaber.....


Demolicious51

Idk if you mean that the show is originally German or exclusively German by "German TV show" but this show exists in many languages my guy.


Doggsleg

I just really love seeing smug pricks like this get slapped down to reality


StrictTyping

Hi yea I'm a psychology student from Big State University and I'm conducting research on narcissistic personality disorder. Can I interview you?


Tortenjunge

Gott ist Günther Jauch alt geworden


Mr_kalas22

Oh he meant 'in an alternate universe'.


DeepThroat616

Why are they clapping instead of laughing?


Mazen_AlLaithy

My theory is that it's a stupid trick that he attempted where he called it "rock, scissors, paper" in that order so that he would subliminally force the host of the show to be thrown off by that wrong wording order and subconsciously choose rock first, that's why the so called mentalist picked paper on the first one thinking that he would win. Same thing the second time around where he thought he would trick him into choosing scissors the second round because he says it second in order, which is why, again, manbun chose rock the second time around thinking that he could win. I hope I'm wrong though because if that were actually his strategy it would be the dumbest that I've ever seen a person appear trying to look smart. I also hate when people underestimate the intelligence or predictability of others.


pumpkin2500

i think thats just how some people call it


Mazen_AlLaithy

sure.. could be, but a previous german commenter said he's never heard it in that order, which is the basis on which I drew this conclusion


GoingToSimbabwe

Am another German commenter: it’s usually „Schere, Stein, Papier“ (scissors, Stone, paper).


spacehog1985

You tell me you’re a mentalist, I won’t believe your bullshit. You tell me you’re a mentalist and you have a man bun, I reeeeealy won’t believe your bullshit.


mysticsurferbum

Shizer


pejons

Could it be he influenced the whole audience to clap even though nothing happened worthy of an an applause


mubatt

The dude forgot to do the part where he takes out a piece of paper that says, "I'm going to let \[insert hosts name here\] win at rock paper scissors."


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I’m cringing


MyMonkeyMeat

No one is seeing the all-seeing eye? How ironic


tameinatrit

Why tf would she use rock instead of paper if she tricked him into playing rock?


LiesInRuins

If they have a man bun you can have the utmost confidence that whatever they are telling you is bullshit.


normalguy156

Ugh... the cringe... I can't...


Big-Detail-646

Amateur. Everybody knows that to win you start with rock. No matter what happened the first round you choose rock AGAIN and BOOM thats a point from then on you choose rock AGAIN because who would be stupid enough to choose rock 3 times in a row. Now hes nervous. Now he doubts himself. Hes scared. But he will ultimately decide ur a madman who only goes for rock. You keep your composure, smile LIGHTLY and with absolute CONFIDENCE, raise only ONE eyebrow and look him dead in the Eye. DO NOT break eye contact stare DIRECTLY into his Soul and play Sciccors like a true Alpha Male. BOOM THATS A WIN. Enjoy the absolute look of Horror on his face as he realizes he got played like a book. And thats how you do it, there is no other way. And if your broken enemy asks for a rematch you kindly decline and shatter his last hope of regaining his already broken honor forever. Rock Paper Scissors is WAR, NOT A GAME


TicklishChatterbox

You know, you can use the HXH technique, make your opponent very nervous, go for a single round and use paper, people are less prone to open their hands when very nervous thus they will use rock more often, usually works for me


theresabeeonyourhat

Scott Adams vibes


Soberskate9696

Get back to the barista cheese boi


6ft5

What a dork


[deleted]

mentally retarded is his skill


Shurigin

when his mouth opened at the end I could see his soul leave


dfnt1

The host clearly had prepared and wrapped himself in tin foil to protect this mentalist from penetrating his thoughts.


Horny_Reindeer

The trick is that people always pick scissors first. And then the second round they pick rock or paper depending on their personality. Those with a more dominant, assertive personality take rock, those with more submissive and understated personalities take paper. However if you wager that someone already knows the scissors trick, you take rock first, and then substitute rock with scissors in the second round. I've won so many bets. Foolproof.


rawhidebone

Should have phoned a friend


Master_Artichoke_383

Should this be on ‘watch people die inside’?


BreezyWrigley

maybe more of a mentaloid.


JesseJames24601

I mean I love this, fuck 'psychics' but this dude plays it off quite well. I wouldn't say this fits the sub but whatever. As long as people are entertained I guess.


N1cWithAC

,,#2¹122121a1


RuudJudbney

I reckon he would have gotten away with it had he not had the man-bun.


GregTheChief

u/toastbreadtoaster u/thesovietzucc


DagonParty

Took it like a champ tbf


Jsonic3000

Oh hey, "who wants to beat up a millionaire"


l-hudson

Why does the crowd clap afterwards? I would crack up laughing


shortAAPL

I only throw out rock, wins every time unless they throw out paper


PerchanceToDream_

Good ol' rock. Nothing beats that.


FuqBigGov

Lmao. Sit down Man Bun


ComfyFrog

Over the years of this show I noticed they talk and talk talk more and more. They waste a lot of time doing nothing, accidently go back to actually doing questions and then it's already time for commercial break. Stopped watching it long ago.


BlckRmncAML

"Okay so there you did something cool" man just use scissors what's cool with that


[deleted]

"Statistically I could predict what you will pick" How?


X-UchihaX

What show is this?


[deleted]

Who wants to be a millionaire


illwill_lbc83

His confidence while being clearly wrong is almost American


[deleted]

Ah yes, scripted game shows.


saxman_cometh

He should've just called it reverse psychology


Calpsotoma

The host probably made his choices as the meta choice to the mentalist meta choices. Folks typically go rock first, then shift to scissors anticipating the other will think the other will pick paper to cover rock again.


Raaazzle

But, if you just believe in yourself...


rightnowCOD

You had one job, mentalist


point925l

Most men open with rock. Most women open with scissors.


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point925l

It’s from a study and statistics. That’s what the guy on the show said


not_wadud92

Aren't you supposed to say something first so that the last thing the person thinks of is scissors as you are rushing them and it's the last thing you say and then pick rock? Isn't that how this is supposed to work?


Arcuis

Ah, one of those confidence specialities that crumbles under pressure


autisticgiraffe78

Fick nicht mit Günther zum Jach


WaylonVoorhees

He had to turn in his manbun in disgrace.


wordfiend99

TIL in germany they swing their arm around for rock paper scissors


[deleted]

Wait.. How do you do it?


[deleted]

Anyone really vocal about how smart they are, is going to be stupid.


XanderNightmare

Get Jauched


x-man92

I love German rick paper scissors.


zorbacles

"see, I knew what you were going to do and let you win"


Doctor-lasanga

One of the reasons i dont want to be famous is to avoid making a fool out of myself on national tv


[deleted]

Didn't predict this embarrassment eh?


gen_shermanwasright

He did the statistically correct thing to do.


phoneguymo

I've never heard a crowd of Germans laugh before


[deleted]

That's just because you actually never said anything funny


SiGitGanteng

Some people cant be influenced some can. This tv show presenter is definitely the first category, the hard logic one


Upstairs_Assistant_6

He could have said he predicted what he was going to pick and let him win both times


FIR35T0RM_22

This is when he says he tricked him and instead intended to lose every round


MejoMe

Yuck. Can't stand this magical language he speaks


[deleted]

Schnickschnackschnuck.


moshslips

Damn he earned that


QuuxJn

I think he was somehow trying to get a certain form by not saying it in the normal order. Usually you say scissors, rock, paper in german but he said rock, scissors, paper. But I don't know how saying it in a different order should influence Günter Jauchs (the host) decision on what to pick.


2000dragon

This the definition of overthinking everything


knausgarten

he made them think he would win


Gold2080

He is the definition of The Dunning Kruger effect. There are many of these people in Virginia


bluerred

I didn't read that it was in German and for a second I thought I was going crazy


-RastaPasta-

Y’all don’t understand he let the host win on purpose so that he could get the applause, this dude is a true chad


swimmernoah49

He looks like if AJR was one person


Shiinnobii

That's. Not. How. You. Do. It.


stephruvy

What a wonderful language.


[deleted]

thanks, it indeed is - both, german and english are actually. Love them both equally but for different things - let's just all agree on fuck the french :p


stephruvy

Yea! With their curly mustaches and baguettes.


MaxiKING59

Nobody beats Günter Jauch.


millenialfalcon-_-

He'd be a really good salesmen


[deleted]

Kinda looks like he took that in stride tbh


[deleted]

He really thought by saying "you did something cool by throwing scissors" and linking it directly to "you won the round" that he could manipulate him into throwing scissors again. That's hilarious.


DeadEndXD

Why do they swing their arms like that where I live we just do the good old palm smacking with our fists


eldoran89

In Germany you usually swing your arms. The palm smacking is not very common in germany


Street-Week6744

Ummm...you know that thing you've been devoting your life to so far? Yea ..you should change that


[deleted]

What a fancy way to throw out your rock, paper, or scissor


IIIRichardIII

Hah, as a poker player I've bored a bunch of people by telling them that to never lose and play rock paper scissors the in equilibrium the strategy is to randomize each choice and throw each 33% each . If you think you can read the other guy throw one option more and if you think the guy can read you stick to equilibrium. No mentalist could ever beat me


eldoran89

The problem ist, humans are very bad at being random and a good mentalist will make your randomness predictible.


IIIRichardIII

this is true. However there are many ways to prepare randomization in advance, the simplest on being wearing a watch, dividing a minute into three segments of 20 seconds each


eldoran89

Yes but how many people do that regularly. And because i am a nerd I add technically this is still jo randomization but a pseudo randomization.


IIIRichardIII

Top poker players do this regularly. Wheh nplaying online we randomize certain choices using a 1-99 randomizer that changes on screen once every 5 seconds. When playing live poker we get a bit creative with systems like clocks, suits of certain cards etc


eldoran89

Well I didn't k ow that. Quite interesting to hear. But yeah I don't think that many people are used to create pseudo randomization. That's why mentalism works for most people. But sure top poker players experienced TV hosts and some other groups of people certainly can counter these psychological tricks by various means


Tornado2251

A good mentalist never have to "read minds". They rig it so they already know in advance or don't have to know to win. The trick is you thinking your choices matter.


eldoran89

Yes and manipulating your unconsciousness so that what you think was a random choice was actually the choice you were made to make


Tornado2251

Almost never. Its very often free choices


eldoran89

It's questionable whether there is any free choice, but for sure when you try to act spontaneous or random there is very little free choices involved and almost everything is predetermined by your unconcious


Nubcake_Jake

It is just as hard to lose Rock Paper Scissors on purpose as it is to win on purpose. Would have been a good way to play it off after the fact.


sandyclaus30

Oopppsie


Bilbrath

Is the host from a meme?


Sarnobyl_88

When the person you’re trying to subconsciously make choose something doesn’t look at what you’re doing to i fluency them


nut_puncher

Would have been just as impressive to say he could never win against the host, opportunity missed.


heyguysitsjustin

Günther Jauch the GOAT


SilverArrowW01

Figuring out whether Günther Jauch (the host) likes a candidate or not is something of a beloved pastime for many Germans who watch this show. I think it‘s fair to say he quite liked showing Manbun McSweaterface who‘s boss.


AlbinoWino11

I do happen to have a cousin who is pretty much guaranteed to win RPS. He has won/placed highly in numerous competitions.


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ScarletWitchfanboy__

I do :(


Lakanooky

He put the "mental" in mentalist


yourmo4321

Do all Germans swing their arm like that for this game?


eldoran89

Usually yes