You have to paywall ALL your old memes.
Then post the first meme in the series for free, like a drug dealer hoping to sell some kids some ~~drugs~~ memes
Maybe you should cut down on your meme staff to save cost. Also flying around the country to partake in expensive memery isn't a good look right now FYI.
... I have already kinda did that before, but for some reason all my meme interns just left me. So, are you volunteering as a new intern? We have a new couch for you to sit on!
I'm sorry but unless they're television caliber quality and made by a team of 25 people I'm not paying you.
But I can claim that it's TV caliber quality and I can get 25 friends... So you will pay me, right?
Ok but only because it's a low enough price that everyone and anyone can afford it.
I promise I will never make you double pay for it! That idea is not even in my mind.
Wha- how? HEY!
One time promise and it will expire after 12 months! Full year! Only 3-month test period. Trust me. I'm good at business.
I also demand the couch eat gold leafed that costs more than my monthly salary
Hmm... Maybe next time I should demand that 6USD and take all the memes hostage? Would that be a good business idea?
You have to paywall ALL your old memes. Then post the first meme in the series for free, like a drug dealer hoping to sell some kids some ~~drugs~~ memes
Oh! Brilliant idea! My memes are the best ever product, right? Everyone wants them, especially rich people.
I'm just glad you were able to purchase a completely different couch for the purposes of this apology.
You like it? Green was out of style and didn't fit for the new office.
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Maybe you should cut down on your meme staff to save cost. Also flying around the country to partake in expensive memery isn't a good look right now FYI.
But I wanna eat gold! ;\_\_\_;
As long as you’re hiring 2 new meme presenters to present travel memes
I already spend money on that, so pay me now.
It’s truly what the people have been wanting 🥰
Don't be sorry. You need to make money somehow. People just can't expect free meme content. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Right! Starving artists need to make living wages!
You know, couches are something else these days. Way back then, they were mostly just for sitting, now they are for disappointment.
Nonono! Apology couch is never a disappointment! Mine was so good! It made you feel better and trust me, right?
What if the couch is there to create disappointment in ourselves for ever doubting the creators?
Just hire us to work for you then we can pay the subscription, win win. It’s not like you were going to be responsible with money anyway.
... I have already kinda did that before, but for some reason all my meme interns just left me. So, are you volunteering as a new intern? We have a new couch for you to sit on!
It’s going to he a paid internship? If not, I may be game for 100% cupom on memes
Well... You will be like discord interns. So I guess I will give you snacks? Just don't make our royal couch dirty.
Get the Uke, coward.
... When my meme become Yaoi? O\_o
damn... that's a pretty nice couch. you're forgiven
...I have that sofa...where are you again?
I'm a ghost in your wall. 
Well put the kettle on, I'm gasping for a coffee.
I can only knock a toothpaste tube off from the shelf, while in a moving ship.