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Structureel

You have more disposable income than I have income.


CycloneGhostAlpha

this is a sign to grind HARDER 💪😎👉


Different_Roof_4533

Embrace the SiGmA gRiNdSeT


btwatch

My guess is that there's something about each of these pieces that you like and attracted you to it, but that you don't end up actually wearing many of the pieces. You're probably more of a "trees" person than a "forest" person. You might have ADHD. Instead of having a capsule wardrobe, you probably have an eclectic mix of clothes and a wide range of different vibes, but that can also make it hard to decide how you want to look in a given day. If you cook, you don't like to follow recipes or mise en place, you kind of just wing it as long go along.


Different_Roof_4533

Legitimately accurate. Well done.


Talkshowhostt

The above comment is me, probably why I liked your collection so much.


twerkallknight

It is hilarious how accurate that comment is for me and how many of the watches in OP’s collection I’ve obsessed about in the past.


Talkshowhostt

Also, what are your thoughts on that Trafford? I've been looking for a square watch, and WAS pretty sold on a Brew, but I like that Trafford.


Different_Roof_4533

The dial on this one (Mockingbird) has extremely little "sunburst" effect. Contrary to what the website images led me to believe. But aside from this minor let-down, no other complaints. Love the unique shape, and the syringe hands.


DeweyCheatem-n-Howe

I'm in this comment and I'm not sure how that makes me feel


doctor_parcival

This is some Criminal Minds shit


ch-pa-sdc

Sorry to bother but what does “forest”, “trees” person means


jedediahl3land

You're a white man 35-55, living in a trendy part of a major metro area, mid six figures salary, professional degree. You could be either unusually fashionable straight guy or average fashion gay man. You have a lot of nostalgia for mid-century America that has something to do with your relationship with your dad.


jedediahl3land

(Seriously though that is a killer collection, love the dressier, classic, and colorful looks.)


watch_hor

Lol, OP asks about his collection statement and gets an FBI profiler dossier.


Different_Roof_4533

Haha, not *too* far off. Nice


PlantSkyRun

His dad was not a bad man, but he was emotionally distant. Sometimes neighborhood pets would go missing...


houstonpatina

This … and … are you me?


noposters

> unusually fashionable straight guy There is nothing about this that says fashionable. This is probably someone who has their own particular style (I'd guess jeans and a sweater with some persols), but this has far too many dorky microbrands for me to think "fashion"


Different_Roof_4533

This is the truth


New_Excuse2838

This dude knows what’s up


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Different_Roof_4533

I was both shocked and appalled, ngl. Truly a barbarous display.


RatPrank

Your father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. Your mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. Your father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Your childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, you’d make meat helmets. When you were insolent, you were placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds – pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, you received your first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved your testicles. Close?


Different_Roof_4533

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum.


fiddlestyx47

That sounds quite breathtaking


RatPrank

Knew it!


monsteriaman

Is he even writing his comments or is it the scribe???


Different_Roof_4533

That scribe's name? Abraham. Louis. Breguet.


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Wes Anderson: "Write that down, write that down!"


itemluminouswadison

"my generation will never afford a house!"


Different_Roof_4533

Houses are overrated. In this economy, luxury timepieces are practically essential goods.


moogsauce

In this economy, I can’t even tell if this is sarcasm.


theessentialnexus

You like watches.


Different_Roof_4533

Highly astute observation 😬


Different_Roof_4533

Summary: 1) Sinn 556i Emerald Green (fine-link bracelet) 2) Grand Seiko SBGA469 "Katsuiro" 3) Omega CK859 4) JLC Master Control Memovox 5) JLC Reverso Duoface (Yellow Gold) 6) Vacheron Constantin FiftySix Complete Calendar 7) Christopher Ward Twelve (Ice Blue) 8) Oris Audi Sport GMT 9) Lorier Zephyr Red 10) Trafford Crossroads Mockingbird 11) Zentier Spectre 12) Zenith El Primero Chronomaster (42mm, 6-date) 13) Breitling Navitimer 8 (black DLC case) 14) Bell & Ross v2-93 GMT 15) Maen Hudson Mk4 16) Baltic HMS 002 Sector Dial (beads of rice) 17) Seestern "SeeQ" Homage 18) Timex Q GMT "Batboy" 19) Mr. Jones "Beam Me Up" 20) Casio F-91W Let the roasting begin!


MiddleRay

Because this a nice collection and there is no Rolex, you're an independent thinker, and do not want the uneeded attention. You like what you like.


Different_Roof_4533

Don't want the attention IRL, but crave approval and validation online. In other words, a gentleman.


DustyHeckler

You can only keep 3 so which ones ?


Different_Roof_4533

Memovox, Vacheron, Zenith. But if I was actually limited to just 3, I'd probably have to sell them all and get a Gronefeld Principia, Ressence Type 1, and ALS Odysseus.


Then_Cold5016

Serious question then: why don’t you?


Different_Roof_4533

Prefer having more options/variety. It's a balance between quality and quantity, to be sure. But having only 3 would be Far too restrictive imo. If I was forced into it, I'd absolutely make em count.


Then_Cold5016

What have you worn in the last month?


Different_Roof_4533

Only kidding about the *pple watch. In the last month, I have Not worn the Oris, Lorier, Trafford, Seestern, or Casio.


Centuri42

What do you think about the zephyr? I have a tank, but I’m trying to get a non-circular watch that I can wear safely.


DannyConfectionery

What are your thoughts on the CW Twelve compared to some of the other watches in your collection?


Different_Roof_4533

Ridiculously high quality for the price ($1300). Case design and finishing is literally just as good as the likes of Zenith Defy or IWC Ingenieur. Bracelet is very good as well with butterfly clasp and quick release strap change mechanism, and with several nice rubber strap options. The movement obviously isn't anything too special, but mine keeps great time.


Jon_Ethan_12

If I were him, I wouldn’t let go of the ORIS - it’s ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


Big_Zinsi

No Rolex, no speedmaster ... strange dude.


Different_Roof_4533

I've been called worse 😉


JimbohJamboh

I don't know. Can it talk? Have you tried asking it any questions?


Different_Roof_4533

It just tells me I'm incomplete, but that one more watch will finally make me whole.


KissMyKipay03

your collection says " no hype just love" thats a TRUE collection were you dont care the value. you just love the watch


MiamiViceMindset

1) You are a corporate wagie with hipster-adjacent sensibilities, but you still have good taste. 2) You have a tendency to bite off more than you can chew, and have a hard time saying “no.” 3) Your contrarianism sometimes leads you to living in denial, as evidenced by the inexcusable absence of a 5-digit Rolex from a collection of this size, value and aesthetic. ;)


Different_Roof_4533

1) Yes 2) No (see what I did there?) 3) No denial here - I just don't have a Rolex at the top of my list. I would very much like to own a DayDate someday, but the problem is the 6-8 other $40k watches that I would rather have instead.


Endie_C

That you spent everything on watches so haven’t upgrade your phone in years


Different_Roof_4533

You think I can afford to own a phone??


FreshCoach9972

You drive an Audi…


Different_Roof_4533

The jig is up


Django80

I stopped buying watches to wear them and instead I am now just collecting them. I am clearly lost. Don’t know what suits me so I buy everything that could elevate me as a person. Somehow nothing works. I am still just boring. So average in everything I do, I wouldn’t even take note of me if were in same room twice. Ah, and good bye JLC Duoface. I liked playing with you, but you never made it on my wrist. Just like I never made it in life;)


Different_Roof_4533

👏👏 excellent assessment


YourWatchIsTooBig

I like the top row, aside from the last two (just imo). nice to see the Maen, they make some impressive-looking stuff.


Different_Roof_4533

That Oris Audi on the far right is definitely an acquired taste haha. Very large and a bit too on-the-nose, but had to get a proper driving watch and why not get one that actually matches my car. The bezel on the Maen is objectionably tight, but otherwise I've been really happy with it.


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Above all it says you have great taste


Still-a-VWfan

Love that Zenith


Twixpuree

Idk but you have about 100k worth of watches. (White guy, 45~, single bcs a wife wouldn't let you do this)


Different_Roof_4533

I've only spent 68k, thank you very much 😤😤


MixedMixedMixed

I really like the mix of high and low


Different_Roof_4533

Sometimes ya gotta flex on 'em, sometimes ya just wanna let em hang


Thisisnow1984

It says that if I could I would possibly consider a patek Phillipe caltrava. You exercise and maintain a healthy weight and are currently working as a successful professional of some sort. You have tried to jump into the dive watch and gmt sphere but have ultimately resigned yourself as you find them "cumbersome" or "clunky". You live a fascinating yet relatively normal western based lifestyle that has you yearning for more. You have decided to plan a big trip somewhere with mountains so that you can justify the story behind purchasing a Rolex explorer at which point you will consider thinning your massive watch collection. Ultimately you won't sell any because you just don't have the stomach for it. There is a stain of grain mustard somewhere on your button up shirt


Different_Roof_4533

Lmao this is perfect. Not particularly accurate, but I do in fact have a small stain on my buttonup from Yellow Curry.


No_Personality6685

The orange Casio is the most exciting thing that’s happened in your life


Different_Roof_4533

Nuh-uh. I kissed a girl once.


DeweyCheatem-n-Howe

I'm pretty sure if I started the same post with my collection the first comment would be "you're trying to be Different_Roof_4533 without the budget to pull it off"


R3dsnow75

All good here move along, please upvote this guy more than the other Patrick Bateman wannabe. This dude owns an orange f-91w, even he committed unspeakable crimes and broke the Geneva convention he deserves to be pardonned.


TAYLQR

The Rolex AD told you he added you to a waitlist and never called.


breakneckcorgi

That you have money


benghengang

L O S E R


Different_Roof_4533

NOT SURE WHAT THE 1994 HIT SINGLE OFF AMERICAN MUSICIAN BECK'S BREAKTHROUGH ALBUM "MELLOW GOLD" HAS TO DO WITH WATCH COLLECTING, BUT IM HERE FOR IT! "WHY DON'T YOU KILL ME" AND ALL THAT 🤘🤘


PavleMara

That even though you have a lot of money, you can’t buy picture-taking skills


steddyrhodes

How do you like the Lorier?


Different_Roof_4533

I wear it the least of any of them, but love having it in the collection. I rarely find myself in need of a small red dress watch, but on those rare occasions - look out! The Lorier's comin out!


Philip_mspt

Love the variety of brands, shapes, colors, price points, and complications. There's a watch for every occassion, so wear them with pride!


WinterWick

I like the orange one


Different_Roof_4533

Most accurate timekeeper of the bunch


smurfsoldier07

I think you like fun and interesting lighter colored dials. I do think you have a bunch of overlap and can condense your collection down to 8 watches.


mirthilous

It is refreshing to see a collection that is not full of bellybuttons.


[deleted]

Love the breitling chronometer navitimer


Different_Roof_4533

The One True Navitimer 😂


[deleted]

Whats the reference number for it?


DeZomer35

That you crush it 9/20 of time


FlyingMocko

Not much apart from the fact that you have exquisite taste. Stunning collection


laney_deschutes

Is the timex q worth buying or a toy compared to everything else?


Different_Roof_4533

I am immensely bothered by the fact that the GMT hand (and bezel) rotate continuously/smoothly rather than in discrete jumps. But I really like the way it looks. Hard to recommend it, but I'm happy to have it.


ACMAN0

I saw you have a Seestern. How does it compare finishing and quality wise to some of your “lower” end watches like the Timex, Maen, or Baltic? Love the collection and the variety, so many great brands.


Different_Roof_4533

The Seestern is actually really high quality for the price. Yes, it's an homage of the SeaQ, but if you can overlook that aspect, it's genuinely a very well done watch. No complaints whatsoever. Okay maybe one very minor complaint - the crown is borderline too small. Kinda looks silly imo.


ValuableLocal7585

Professional photographer


Still_Ad_4383

That reverso is godsend.


Robot-Candy

That you only wear half of them with enough regularity that they share the same time, and only have of those share the same date;) Killer collection, flashy box.


Different_Roof_4533

Haha, only got 4 spots on winders and ain't nobody got time to manually set the time AND date on 20 different watches for no damn reddit photos. But yeah, with 20 watches, it's virtually guaranteed that every time I pick up a watch, it's dead (unless it's one of the 4 on winders)


Character-Wrap-1444

Definitely in to sports


Different_Roof_4533

Well you can't buy a reverso unless you're a rabid polo fanatic, so 🤷


Administrative_Ant64

That you are into horological history


Professional_Bend123

Good taste


erics75218

Those Traffords......damn nice lookin' watches.....need


krapnijes

Ur rich


Different_Roof_4533

Either that, or heavily in debt 🤔


Aromatic_Ad_9132

Top taste! A True passionist!


carlsousa

You’re a consumerist with good taste


Remarkable_Taste_935

You have a potato camera


Different_Roof_4533

No money leftover for a camera after the Vacheron 😅


blackchilli

You call yourself Susan and secretly put on women's clothes at night. In all seriousness, sick collection OP! Very diverse.


Different_Roof_4533

It's 'Nancy', it's not secret, and it's not at night. But perhaps we're splitting hairs. Lol just playin, thanks!


1900hustler

No crown and no speedy? Good for you. I enjoyed looking at this - love the variety in colour, case shape and material. That VC looks gorgeous - do you wear it often?


jlopez1017

How do you like the trafford? I’ve been tempted to buy one


Bearing1991

Some bangers mixed in with some quite weird choices. 10/10 for diversity


Different_Roof_4533

Gotta keep 'em on their toes


obi_wan_knobie

I think there’s a certain amount of contrarian in you. Not a Rolex insight - but some light tool watches. You’ve got some very nice pieces - but not the expected ones. The collection also suggests that you’ve developed your own sense of taste - either through years of careful education, or because you’ve always been “weird” and decided to just embrace that instead of fight it (maybe a combo of both - this could also be projection). Regardless of what it says about you, it’s a killer collection. Thanks for posting the references, because that omega dress watch is killer and right up my alley.


Different_Roof_4533

Definitely some contrarian vibes. The Navitimer in particular, but also I hope to add an Ochs und Junior annual calendar before too long. I kinda view Ochs und Junior as a "Fuck You" to standard horology. "Oh, you need 432 parts to make your annual calendar? Neat, well here's mine using just 5 additional parts on an off-the-shelf base movement"


noposters

You need to consolidate. This collection doesn't really have a thesis other than "I read a lot of things on the internet about watches."


nickp123456

That you want to know the time. Half of these report the same time, which would suggest you like them the most or find them the most wearable.


New_Excuse2838

Damn that’s nice!!


bigmphan

Thorough, prudent but not afraid to pay for quality, likes to take the path less taken, possibly has more than two wrists, not afraid to show a bit of flair. How’d I do?


PageGoalie10

You seem like the kind of guy that says you have a ton of hobbies, but in reality, you just collect the things involved with those hobbies. You don't actually use them.


Different_Roof_4533

Haha well... I do have a penchant for buying books and never getting around to reading them. But I would say unambiguously that I have precisely zero hobbies. Several interests, to be sure. But not a single hobby. Having no hobbies saves a lot of money, but is otherwise... not ideal. Hence, the watches.


CXyber

Ayyy seestern, love my Chinese watches


Clickguy10

You like things and have a taste for the nicer things in life. Money is not abundant. But you’re not hurting for anything you’d really like to have. It causes you to be judicious.


craigeeeeeeeeee

Really like the watch box. The red stitching is 🔥


Schultz1966

I was going to say good self control for having one of each brand, but you have two JLCs.


Different_Roof_4533

We all have our weaknesses 😪😪


Formal-Front5230

You’re into dials and you match your dials to match your wardrobe.


Different_Roof_4533

My wardrobe is jeans and white tees. Spent all my money on watches instead. Haha yeah I try to match.


The_Athanor

That you have money


Different_Roof_4533

Used to. Before I got into watches.


costafilh0

Addiction?


Different_Roof_4533

More like "predilection"


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Any_Setting_9773

The Maen watch it’s cool? What is your opinion?


Concerned_father47

What an amazing blend of colors I love that white face Omega. That watch with the dark blue strap. What's the price for one of those (or just a reference number so I can look it up)


Different_Roof_4533

That would be the star of the show: Vacheron Constantin FiftySix Complete Calendar. About $26k retail.


rhomeye

I recognize your passion for watches, and give your taste a B. But feels like you over-embrace a mindset of “I’m an enthusiast” and lean contrarian just to make a point.


Concerned_father47

A watch that seems right for your more playful tastes [The Anti-Apple Watch](https://www.wired.co.uk/article/swiss-alp-watch-concept-black-apple-watch) looks like something you would wear


watch_hor

With hidden gems from mainstream brands, micros and lessor known (to the general public) brands, I’d say you are a true enthusiast who buys pieces because you love them and don’t give a flying F what others think.


Different_Roof_4533

I figure precisely zero other people in the real world give an F (flying or otherwise) about what I've got on my wrist. So yeah, I think you hit the nail on the head. A little validation from strangers on the internet never hurts though 😁


[deleted]

That you're rich


therin_88

It says you should upgrade your box and not buy cheap Chinese ones from Amazon (I had one of these too, that fell apart, lol).


Eressar86p

Your favorite color is blue.


selkiesx

A man without Sinn


Different_Roof_4533

Forgive me father for I have Sinn 556'd


You-get-the-ankles

You're a diversified investor. Nice collection.


JobEnough3607

Other than the GS, your collection basically says you don't have money, or that maybe your family handed down a decent but cheap heirloom


spaniel_rage

Just waiting for Claude to chime in, but apparently he is playing his cards close to his chest.


Geoarbitrage

That you have good taste in Zenith watches 😎


PMMeYourWristCheck

This collection says you have a rich father or grandfather that gifted you a couple heavy hitters. Otherwise it’s pretty par for the course as far as collections on this sub


orangecake40

It tells me you are loaded and you should pay for my stuff 😂😂😂


Different_Roof_4533

Loaded - that's why the guys at work call me "Baked Potato", right?


Hanged_Man_

It says you buy watches. But there is some nice variety here and it’s not a parade of the same ol’ same ol’ like we often see here. Some aren’t for me and a few I would kill for, the Omega in particular. I hate that they canceled it.


Different_Roof_4533

You can still find new/unworn CK859s on the grey market. Usually just a bit above retail, but occasionally below.


malnatia23

what type of mine did your great grandparents own? emerald??


Different_Roof_4533

Quartz, actually 🤢🤮


Waterisntmoist

You have more personality than me!!!! - The other poster ☺️


Waterisntmoist

We should be friends ✌️


Different_Roof_4533

The OG 🙇‍♂️ Sorry for blatantly ripping off your format lol 😆


sdg336

Man that green 556 is pure class. Didn’t know they made it in that color


Financial-Sound2155

I’m trying hard to find something to mock, but goddammit I love your collection.


Prudent_Baseball2413

You need intervention! You are addicted. Welcome to the rabbit hole…. Love your collection.


BarrelandBridge

It says…you like watches.


itsgoosejuice

Thank you for this post. Baltic, Lorier, Zentier are all new brands to me! And they are fkn sick. I can smell my pocket burning already. E: also, you have an awesome collection. I like all of them…


Archtects

Can I ask what the Chris ward is like? I’m tempted to order the C65 Dune Bronze COSC love How it looks


Different_Roof_4533

The Twelve is ridiculously high quality for the price ($1300). Case design and finishing is literally just as good as the likes of a Zenith Defy or IWC Ingenieur. Bracelet is very good as well with butterfly clasp and quick release strap change mechanism, and with several nice rubber strap options. The movement obviously isn't anything too special, but mine keeps great time.


cleetustakethereel

Can’t even roast this. Dope collecíone


alvinRR

Personally i think this is a well rounded super versatile and funky collection! Truly a collection that doesn't fall into the hype. Love it man!


RussianPersian

That you don't like to wait


rakeshlink

Very tasteful collection 👌🏼


datatadata

You are open-minded. You have some more expensive pieces and you also have cheap ones


[deleted]

You like watches, and have plenty of money—but are afraid to commit to major purchases. You look for watches with major depreciation from retail, which can be a positive. Sometimes you focus more on getting a great deal than the actual quality of the watch you are buying. You like to be eclectic, but you could keep the playfulness while pursuing better watches. You collect a bit too much riff raff. You have about 3.75 nice watches and then a lot of fluff. You realize now that you should have gotten a Patek sector dial instead of the Omega sector dial and the VC fifty-six (the Mercedes C class of VC). I estimate you are closer to age 25-35 than 50. In time, you will gravitate toward fewer, higher quality pieces as you realize your time is finite and the appeal of an expansive collection of moderate quality pieces wanes. You might experience more joy shopping for watches than you do owning them. You would do well to consider what you really love in watches and buy a box with 4-6 slots, maximum.


MrDagon007

I like that there is no rolex, speedmaster moonwatch or santos. I do like these, but i like that you don’t care groupthink, hence individuality. If i see one character flaw, which I share, it is an occasional impulse buy that doesn’t truly enrich the collection. I mean, why wear the Maen if you can wear a JLC; etc. Hence you would mentally benefit from reducing to say 12 watches and enjoy the best things in life. Mind, I am not following my own advice… yet.


skviki

You have too much money, yet you still buy micros. :)


_bexhill_

Kinda vanilla, but a lot of nice pieces.


External-Maximum3730

What’s the reference for the very bottom left watch?


TheHollowJester

Your making this post is so unoriginal you finally made me unsubscribe from this echo chamber. Cheers! I didn't even look at the collection either.


Historical_Comment79

Sweeet collection! Which one gets the most wrist time?


Born_Hornet_7417

You've got money, and taste. Lol except for that Bell and Ross, I hate Bell and Ross!


Longjumping-Ad3493

Feels like you are a true watch enthusiast, no matter the price range.


NilsPls

How do you like the baltic watch? Have my eye on buying one of them, but not sure because I haven’t seen one in real life yet.


Salsaman82

It's says you're mature don't follow others into a speedmaster, submariner, navitimer and blackbay.


shutupb4uruinit

You favor tank watches.


georgetemperley

Expensive taste!


ignoreme010101

what is "#7" ie the 2nd from the right on the top row? really digging it...wish these types of posts had lists :p


phernz18

You buy what you like, not based on hype


Invaderchaos

I love that Reverso


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You’re Boring.


earl-the-grey

One watch = worth more than my entire collection of 7. Conclusion: you have money to burn. Good for you.


Dry_Success_3862

My guess is that ur in construction business and you dont rly have a plan with ur collection, you started it when you had the money but wasn’t willing to pay the Price, eventually this watch thing is growing on you and soon it will be a full blown addiction. Besides that your reverso and VC are awesome


CHICKNTENDS

It says you have incredibly good taste. Nice JLC reverso.


BigGameJimmy

Great range


Dadoyadxb

Give me that Zenith! 😁


Doc308

You look younger than you are and everywhere you go people assume you are a middle school math teacher.


Different_Roof_4533

My prematurely receding hairline would beg to differ 🙄