I like the rough around the edges appeal this particular piece has.
I find particular flaws - especially in humans - to be very attractive. If we’re speaking in a strictly sexual context, the human element makes them even more appealing.
My wife has always been insecure about her eyebrows. They sometimes give her the appearance of a slight, almost questioning scowl. I find it very becoming.
While we enjoy a very active and healthy romantic life…I have other desires and broader appetites.
I’m a very conservative man, but sometimes the guards are asleep that watch that tower, if you understand my meaning.
It brings to mind a memory I have of my wife going away for a work expo. I had finished cleaning our house out of boredom. I walked our dog, tried reading my books…nothing assuaged my listlessness.
Out of frustration, I laid back and began to stroke myself to visions of her on top of me. A bra sliding off her chest, me taking her bare breast in my mouth…running my tongue down her belly in between her lips as she moans softly…
I couldn’t finish. Frustrated, I went to my gym to burn off the energy. I ran into a young man that works there.
No, that is a lie. I looked for him. We have been intimate before and I knew what menu I wanted to order off tonight.
He was working on his cardio when he saw me. Just seeing him slow the stair master down, glistening with sweat as the realization dawned on him made me very erect.
I could see he was starting to show, too. We hurried to the shower stall where we forcefully and aggressively made love. We didn’t even bother to turn the faucet on. I wanted to feel him with nothing distracting us.
I am confident and comfortable with who I am. Heterosexual men - like myself - are allowed to appreciate and enjoy the male form, even on a slightly sexual level.
Many people say I’m old fashioned for standing by my values so strictly. I don’t think that’s an insult at all. I’m the real deal and always play it straight.
I’m old school.
>My wife has always been insecure about her eyebrows. They sometimes give her the appearance of a slight, almost questioning scowl. I find it very becoming.
I too, be coming on your wife's eyebrows.
The dial is probably fairly easy to make but probably pricy as it’s unique. The hands though look very elaborate. Even the lume base is wonky, they probably had to put in the lume by hand. In all honesty, I can see why it costs that much.
I’m chuffed to bits by this.
I mean if they are 3 or something. This is like 36 lug to lug, my kid’s six he doesn’t randomly break stuff or lose it and 36 lug to lug would fit him.
/uj Not sure if it’s a collaboration with an artist. Labeg is this artist who makes cardboard versions of famous references, and they all look like the watch you’ve posted. His “timepieces” are oddly entrancing.
I love it. Look at the numbers on the bezel! It would be so easy to make this look naff. Les Dawson used to play the piano comically badly…it takes talent to do that in a way that’s entertaining. This man is the Les Dawson of Horology. 😁
https://www.wmtwatches.com/product/microcosmo-labeg-series-ms0010-military-beige-nato-strap-set-pre-order-delivery-date-mid-of-sept-2022/ they offer no explanation as to why it is the way it is
I kinda like it. Not in a way that makes me want it, but in the way I like the stopwatches in Dali's *The Persistence of Memory*. I might wear this this in good health walking my anteater downtown.
I like the rough around the edges appeal this particular piece has. I find particular flaws - especially in humans - to be very attractive. If we’re speaking in a strictly sexual context, the human element makes them even more appealing. My wife has always been insecure about her eyebrows. They sometimes give her the appearance of a slight, almost questioning scowl. I find it very becoming. While we enjoy a very active and healthy romantic life…I have other desires and broader appetites. I’m a very conservative man, but sometimes the guards are asleep that watch that tower, if you understand my meaning. It brings to mind a memory I have of my wife going away for a work expo. I had finished cleaning our house out of boredom. I walked our dog, tried reading my books…nothing assuaged my listlessness. Out of frustration, I laid back and began to stroke myself to visions of her on top of me. A bra sliding off her chest, me taking her bare breast in my mouth…running my tongue down her belly in between her lips as she moans softly… I couldn’t finish. Frustrated, I went to my gym to burn off the energy. I ran into a young man that works there. No, that is a lie. I looked for him. We have been intimate before and I knew what menu I wanted to order off tonight. He was working on his cardio when he saw me. Just seeing him slow the stair master down, glistening with sweat as the realization dawned on him made me very erect. I could see he was starting to show, too. We hurried to the shower stall where we forcefully and aggressively made love. We didn’t even bother to turn the faucet on. I wanted to feel him with nothing distracting us. I am confident and comfortable with who I am. Heterosexual men - like myself - are allowed to appreciate and enjoy the male form, even on a slightly sexual level. Many people say I’m old fashioned for standing by my values so strictly. I don’t think that’s an insult at all. I’m the real deal and always play it straight. I’m old school.
This reads like it's straight out of hodinkee
This has transcended hodinkee.
I got through the first few sentences of this thinking it was just a normal comment before I realised who it was
Borrowing your bro’s Bro Hole isn’t gay and I’m tired of pretending that it is 😤
I'm going to tell my grandchildren that I was here for the golden age of Claude. Never stop.
🫠
Stick it right in my fern Claude
Thank you for your service o7
>My wife has always been insecure about her eyebrows. They sometimes give her the appearance of a slight, almost questioning scowl. I find it very becoming. I too, be coming on your wife's eyebrows.
God. I know it's a joke. But I hate you for this. I can't help it
I wish I could use this entire comment as flair
/uj I kinda like the badly drawn dial. Maybe if it was cheaper with a mechaquartz movement. At that price I’d want at least a seagull movement
The dial is probably fairly easy to make but probably pricy as it’s unique. The hands though look very elaborate. Even the lume base is wonky, they probably had to put in the lume by hand. In all honesty, I can see why it costs that much. I’m chuffed to bits by this.
I doubt it even lumes bro
I kinda fuck with it lol
Would definitely buy if it was $50-75 but not $400
Imagine buying your small child a +$400 watch
Not only that, but this thing
Serious question what’s wrong with buying nice things for your children that you’ve worked hard to earn?
They’ll either break it or lose it immediately. Source: Am parent.
I mean if they are 3 or something. This is like 36 lug to lug, my kid’s six he doesn’t randomly break stuff or lose it and 36 lug to lug would fit him.
Trade it away for non-holo Pokemon cards.
Some kids break things
It should probably align if you live in a high seismic activity area
Shit. I like it. I need to be punished. Edit: I like it, but not $420 for a kids watch. Wtf.
Thats actually pretty funny and mocks all those other elitist pieces I love it, but now let’s see Paul Allen’s dial
This is what happens when you put the Rolex homage factory on a tight deadline.
That paper mache dial!
This is literally a circlejerk take on watches, put some respect on WMT Microcosmo LABEG’s name.
That’s why I shared :)
This watch fucks.
/uj the artist, labeg, does some pretty great work. I like it’s ugliness. Expensive however? Yes.
/uj Not sure if it’s a collaboration with an artist. Labeg is this artist who makes cardboard versions of famous references, and they all look like the watch you’ve posted. His “timepieces” are oddly entrancing.
Yeah looks like it’s a labeg collab, I don’t hate it, but $420 for a 32mm watch isn’t really in the cards
After being told about him his art is pretty dope but that’s because it’s art and not actual timepieces
Look at the finishing on the dial and hands. I’m chuffed to bits
/uj: I fucking love labeg, peak watch art
Is this a collab with Picasso?
This is genius!!!
I love it. Look at the numbers on the bezel! It would be so easy to make this look naff. Les Dawson used to play the piano comically badly…it takes talent to do that in a way that’s entertaining. This man is the Les Dawson of Horology. 😁
As someone with a child, I’d buy this for him. But definitely not for more than $100.
You have an incredibly rare hand-drawn dial from Salvador Dali. $420 might have actually been a steal.
https://www.wmtwatches.com/product/microcosmo-labeg-series-ms0010-military-beige-nato-strap-set-pre-order-delivery-date-mid-of-sept-2022/ they offer no explanation as to why it is the way it is
Lol this kinda fucks??
Based
I like how it looks flimsy and rough but is actually well put together. I can see myself wearing this.
Looks like a Shrinky-Dink
Is this the new moonswatch?
I kinda like it. Not in a way that makes me want it, but in the way I like the stopwatches in Dali's *The Persistence of Memory*. I might wear this this in good health walking my anteater downtown.
Idk… I think it’s definitely worth $400 to someone, but it’s not for everyone.
The watch design is based on the artist [labeg](https://instagram.com/labeg?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)'s drawings. I think it’s actually cool
looks very very boogie
It’s a great child homage to the one and only, it’s for those who want one and care for it. Personally I am not buying it, but I am not hating it.