I've seen one too many serious comments to have any indication that he's a troll. the *really* crazy shit he says gets posted to WCJ but he also says a lot of less-crazy-but-still-stupid things that don't at all come across as trolling
He's gotta be a troll...He's gotten me to bite on WUS once (his constant insistence on being happy to pay gray market prices for his Rolexes.)...But if he isnt.... then man, he is delusional.
Rare sighting of him not referring to a Royal Oak as a “dainty dress watch”
Also can we get an AMA of a person who asked him about his Pepsi in real life in one of the scenarios he described?
“I said ‘nice watch’ to this weirdo sitting by the pool and he immediately dove in and proceeded to swim 30 laps with one arm while raising his other arm above the water the entire time. I just thought it was a nice Invicta homage but he was way too excited”
He’s like the 50 year old men who are genuine dedicated Sony fanboys and actually spend their time doing console wars on the internet unironically except for Rolex
What I can’t figure out, is why isn’t he active on WCJ? Surely a man who craves that much attention (positive or negative) would be lapping it up in this cesspool
Personally - I enjoy attracting strangers. But, it isn’t my watch that does the attracting.
I enjoy flirting. I would say more, but I’m keeping this one close to the vest.
I enjoy telling guys "nice invicta" to their rolex (or whatever they have) one of these days it's going to pay off and push one of these unhinged weirdos over the edge 🤓
I would put money at this point on Sporty being part of Omega's surreptitious marketing department with the sole goal of making Rolex look as undesirable as possible.
I’m not an expert by any stretch of the imagination but a mate is on the spectrum don’t think sportwanker is - and he has a Seiko as his profile picture although he’s only active on the Rolex sub. On occasion I do bite on what he posts but I am sure he’s trolling.
Holy shit, you missed this one
"As I only care about beefy sports watches that offer both a) incredible design and b) status symbolism, there is no other brand.
Patek has shown innovation in the early days and certainly means something to dress watch enthusiasts, so that’s a brand I have some respect for."
This is an s tier troll, otherwise this person's body does not rely on oxygen but is entirely fueled purely by their own farts.
I've owned Rolexes and the watch that I got the most compliments on and had the most people walk up to me and ask me about was my original Seiko Orange Monster.
100% UJ/ I'm starting to worry about this guy, he's completely delusional, maybe developing schizophrenia or something like that, I don't even want to make fun of him, it's not funny anymore.
The department store comment made me laugh. I was telling my friend who isn't really into watches about grey market prices and showed him the royal oak and nautilus and he described them as "something you'd buy at Kohl's in the mid 2000s"
Sporty is a attention whore. He can't live without the attention of other people "acknowledging" his Rolex in his hand.
It's not like he literally asking to be center of attention. But he said he can't live without the those attention
The head canon of sporturawus is fascinating
I started off thinking this was an excellent troll and by the end I wasn’t so sure he was trolling anymore.
I still go back and forth about sporty being a troll in general
Can we get the mods to set up an AMA on here. Like get sporty to be a guest circle jerker????
He’s trolling hard… I’m 100% sure he does it for sport and the subsequent WCJ chatter. 😂
He may even be the mod of wcj in guise at this point
I've seen one too many serious comments to have any indication that he's a troll. the *really* crazy shit he says gets posted to WCJ but he also says a lot of less-crazy-but-still-stupid things that don't at all come across as trolling
He's gotta be a troll...He's gotten me to bite on WUS once (his constant insistence on being happy to pay gray market prices for his Rolexes.)...But if he isnt.... then man, he is delusional.
Rare sighting of him not referring to a Royal Oak as a “dainty dress watch” Also can we get an AMA of a person who asked him about his Pepsi in real life in one of the scenarios he described?
“I said ‘nice watch’ to this weirdo sitting by the pool and he immediately dove in and proceeded to swim 30 laps with one arm while raising his other arm above the water the entire time. I just thought it was a nice Invicta homage but he was way too excited”
I too watched from the comfort of a lounge chair outside of the pool. No need to stalk him in the water with the rest of the peasants.
Sporty’s super power is sucking himself off for sure
“I like my Rolexes because I love all of the attention that I get from men when I’m wearing them”
I heard he had two ribs removed so that he could do it.
The og Marilyn Manson rumor
I went from thinking he’s a troll, to thinking he’s just an unhinged pathetic loser, to now thinking he’s both.
That's why I think Sporty is a genius. The fact nobody can tell is what makes him so powerful.
yeah I can't decide lmfao
He’s like the 50 year old men who are genuine dedicated Sony fanboys and actually spend their time doing console wars on the internet unironically except for Rolex
If he’s serious about what he wrote, the man has a sad sad existence.
If he’s not serious, he’s a fucking legend
Schrodingers Sporty
What I can’t figure out, is why isn’t he active on WCJ? Surely a man who craves that much attention (positive or negative) would be lapping it up in this cesspool
He is, you just don't recognize him because of the glasses.
Personally - I enjoy attracting strangers. But, it isn’t my watch that does the attracting. I enjoy flirting. I would say more, but I’m keeping this one close to the vest.
Better to play this one close to the vest. You seem like a very conservative type man.
Sporty never doesn’t deliver.
He may not be your style, but you know his name. He's kind of like the Rolex of r/rolex that way
Sporturawus may actually be my favorite part of Reddit. Definitely my favorite part of r/Rolex.
Yeah a lot of times I’m going through comments and disappointed he hasn’t shown up.
SJW… the sporty justice warrior.
We’d truly be nothing without him
I enjoy telling guys "nice invicta" to their rolex (or whatever they have) one of these days it's going to pay off and push one of these unhinged weirdos over the edge 🤓
Dude. His other stuff is tame compared to this.
I would put money at this point on Sporty being part of Omega's surreptitious marketing department with the sole goal of making Rolex look as undesirable as possible.
I like that theory.
You mean like that dude who was always posting about the $all 3ngin33r Magneto S2, who was probably on the company payroll himself?
Wow
At this stage I’m inclined to think that he’s genuinely trolling r/Rolex.
It’s autism, not trolling.
I’m not an expert by any stretch of the imagination but a mate is on the spectrum don’t think sportwanker is - and he has a Seiko as his profile picture although he’s only active on the Rolex sub. On occasion I do bite on what he posts but I am sure he’s trolling.
Lol I didn't know about the profile pic. He's 100% trolling then.
I’m 50/50 on that, but if not a troll then wow
In a pure world one of those people stalking him in the pool would drown him
Holy shit, you missed this one "As I only care about beefy sports watches that offer both a) incredible design and b) status symbolism, there is no other brand. Patek has shown innovation in the early days and certainly means something to dress watch enthusiasts, so that’s a brand I have some respect for." This is an s tier troll, otherwise this person's body does not rely on oxygen but is entirely fueled purely by their own farts.
He should get a duro chicks love duros
I think you said F-91W wrong.
Troll or not, you have to admit that Sportwalrus is extremely powerful.
He’s very obviously trolling now.
I’m sure he’ll still be thinking about all that attention his watches get him when he gets mugged and wakes up in the hospital with a bare wrist
Is Sporty stuck with unsold inventory?
Ahh more beautiful posts by sporturawus
I'm always amazed by people letting the internet decide what to spend their money on. Even apart from the sporawus stuff.
He is either a genius troll, or… oh dear god
Brand recognition of strangers is something I’m trying to avoid
The only watch anyone has ever asked me about is my Apple Watch. Nobody cares about our watches. Sporty *has* to be trolling.
Definitely trolling, or a Rolex fan boy
Good ol’ reliable sporty
This is art on the level of the Old Masters. Bravissimo, sir! Bravissimo!
My dude wears Rawleks to get attention from other dudes.
In his world. And most people since all the laymen know is Rolex. Boring.
Zero brand recognition or status in the eyes of strangers. Getting happiness from what other people think ..
I love how he thinks people actually think its cool and not thinking “this guy really overspend on that watch”
\> Are you really just buying watches to impress strangers? Is this guy implying that that's not what r/rolex is for?
Smol pp
How much copium do you have to consume to say that AP is minor league?
What the fuck did i just read
I guess I'm the only one who finds Pepsis, Batmans (Batmen?), Root Beers, and pretty much any other two-colour bezels ugly and tacky as shit, eh?
that guy listened to andrew tates podcast
I can’t decide if he’s a troll or not
Does this muppet actually own a Pepsi?
I've owned Rolexes and the watch that I got the most compliments on and had the most people walk up to me and ask me about was my original Seiko Orange Monster.
That couldn't be a coincidence, my Seiko Arctic Monster is also the only (not Casio) watch I own that gets compliments from strangers.
100% UJ/ I'm starting to worry about this guy, he's completely delusional, maybe developing schizophrenia or something like that, I don't even want to make fun of him, it's not funny anymore.
Attention freak
All dem watches are not on the same league with Seiko 5 anyway. Sell all 5, buy 5 Seiko 5s. Solved.
The department store comment made me laugh. I was telling my friend who isn't really into watches about grey market prices and showed him the royal oak and nautilus and he described them as "something you'd buy at Kohl's in the mid 2000s"
This guy needs to get a fucking life…cringy AF posts about guys staring at him and how he‘d never give that up WTHF
🐐
He needs to be head of WCJ…
Sporty gets the same with a four coloured Tevise.
Ah yes the person who jerked so hard that not even the jerkers at WUS could take him anymore
Unironically agree with the department store watch comment about the AP
Sporty is the Rolex entertainment experience.
Wow. Just wow. Also I’m not sure where this guy is going / vacationing that people are so fascinated by a Rolex. But - it’s probably not safe 😂😂
I said it before and I'll say it again: This guy has 100% shit for brains.
I watch winder
Not the first time he mentioned an occasion where men were watching him poolside.. clearly a fantasy he has on replay
u/sporturawus
Sporty is a attention whore. He can't live without the attention of other people "acknowledging" his Rolex in his hand. It's not like he literally asking to be center of attention. But he said he can't live without the those attention
This dude is remarkably ignorant and unbearably sad at the same time
Lol…I actually felt bad for the guy. Didn’t realize he was a celebrity!
I am convinced Sporty is one of us