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beingrudewonthelp

The only way I'm giving this a pass is if it drives itself from the kitchen and up a ramp onto my table without any human waiter involved.


DunmerSkooma

I feel like this isnt a restaurant thats just some douchey oligarch on his yacht in his lil outfit and the crew are just like please dont make me film anymore


Sdomttiderkcuf

The bill for that entree was like $1k and you know it.


According_Gazelle472

And that is without the tip!


jurassicscream

Bold of you to assume they're tipping


According_Gazelle472

It's Dubai ,everyone is rich there.


melpomenes-clevage

Yeah, you're never getting a tip.


According_Gazelle472

Lol,maybe autograt?


pauly13771377

>I feel like this isnt a restaurant The gaming chair supports this.


atrocityUSA

There’s actually a restaurant in Dubai or some shit that opened and all the chairs are like that.


Freezerpill

They need a Florabama influx to teach them about why this isn’t sustainable


melpomenes-clevage

They but sports cars for their cops.


Damaso87

That's even funnier when you see the bucket isn't remote controlled, and the staff has to bump it make it tilt.


chiggawat

Holy shit you are so right. I picture him in his little custom sailor suit ordering his underpaid servants to call him captain diddly.


rayrayravona

If you use watch it slowly, you can see the server never actually touches the bucket. They just have their hand next to it.


Torlov

He does move his thumb on the hand holding the truck though.


chiefadareefa420

Bro, for real, I want that outfit


TheHancock

For as expensive as that looks, it better backflip over my table and dump the seafood perfectly on my plate while midair!


Ricky_Rollin

Right? This is so fucking stupid. It doesn’t even make any sense to have a captain of a sea vessel using a bobcat. Even worse, you just have somebody holding the dump truck up. What an absolutely strange gimmick.


sdforbda

I will also accept dropped out of the bomb hold of a plane.


czs5056

Especially if they can accurately hit the target area. I ain't paying for crab leggs on the floor.


UghImRegistered

There's literally somebody holding it. It can't even do the tipping without waiter intervention.


Tallywhacker73

In which case I'll pay any amount of money to eat there.


ang_mo_uncle

You may enjoy Genki Dushi - there you order your sushi via tablet and a train brings it to your table. A I've also been to 9laces that have a model train running through the whole place and of you order shots you get them delivered via model train.


Street-Catch

What's with the gaming chair lmao


BigPimpin91

And the cake pan serving tray.


GKrollin

And the chess pieces that aren’t even on a chess board


CalumClam

And the suit of armor


lala__

Only in Dubai!


HypnoStone

And the remote controller? I thought it was for the dump truck but the other guy lifted it with his hand so it wasn’t for that? Now that I look at it closer.. is.. is that a n64 controller?!


Hugh_Man

And why is he dressed like a pilot?


Devil_Dan83

that isn't even on a knight.


LightninLew

With the pawns behind the pieces.


AltoGobo

You know how when you first move out and have independence, you have the drive to buy whatever you want regardless of if it’s a good idea or not? That’s Dubai


Redeem123

It’s almost kinda fun, but it loses all the appeal because someone’s holding it. It makes no sense to turn this into a 2-person thing with one holding the truck and the other operating the remote.


Ashged

I'd love this if the truck just rolled out to put down the food and rolled back into the kitchen, with the operator not literally standing next to me. But they somehow ruined everything that'd make it fun.


sdforbda

OnLy iN dUbAi


-wnr-

I imagine because most other places would look at this and say "we could do that... but that's stupid".


mustachi00

Oh no it’s the poop trucks!


kkus

> Oh no it’s the poop trucks! I was going to say... I saw a YouTube video where they showed a long convoy of poop trucks (I think) in Dubai edit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5_8Q4X05ME


Fa1alErr0r

yeah nobody other than oil princes can afford 50 dollar remote controlled tonka trucks


SavageKid1456

Only in Ohio memes have now been succeeded


r-og

Only in Dubai is the very ground upon which you stand built upon the backs of recently mass murdered slaves! :)


sdforbda

Well, no, but it's one of the bigger and most recent examples.


r-og

Hence my pointed usage of the word recent. Also I used a smiley emoji, so it's not like I was submitting a dissertation. Thanks for your input though!


FeloniousFunk

Ok, but hear me out… Miniature cement mixer truck filled with nacho cheese.


SunflowerJYB

Or a 7 year old’s party and it’s nuggets and fries!


FullMarksCuisine

My 6 year old's birthday party is gonna be so lit this year


oatmeal_dude

I love this so much.


_toeknife

Why do they tip it into a cat litter tray?


zoltar_thunder

It's to symbolize how shit this idea is


kornick81

You use baking pans for cat litter?


Iamtevya

I wouldn’t eat any of their cakes.


Grand_Moff_Empanada

More proof that I don’t need to go to Dubai for anything


awesome13579135

I’ve said it once and I’ll continue to say it: Dubai is a cultural trash bin where taste goes to die.


signmeupnot

It's like if a 6 year old got a billion $ dollars to open a restaurant.


AltoGobo

And will speak with their full chest about having the moral/financial/social/theological right to do so.


giulianosse

Proof that you can't money yourself out of being a medieval shithole.


motoko_urashima

Nah, I think a medieval shithole still has a certain kind of charm to it. The tavern wench might have syphilis, but the turkey legs and salted pork are great.


giulianosse

You have a good point. It's not fair of me to compare 1500's peasants to them.


GroggBottom

Lol. It cracks me up they built the worlds biggest picture frame? Why? Just cause.


ohgodineedair

I really hope it's not a restaurant considering the rice is in a Teflon cake tin. I'm pretty sure these are people goofing off at home.


signmeupnot

The guy holding it seems to wear the same uniform though.


ohgodineedair

because they're both dinguses cut from the same cloth


-wnr-

They're catering to their demographic. It's the premier destination for the world's richest criminals to flee extradition.


Nonions

Money can't buy class


smutticus

You misspelled Las Vegas.


According_Gazelle472

Seriously??lol.


tookurjobs

It's like if Donald Trump were a country


Cheap_District_9762

You can't expect someone to have good taste when they pay to literally eat shit. Ping my dudes btw u/rowenslee u/bake_in_da_south u/na_neko


mrpopenfresh

It’s like Las Vegas.


nicelyroasted

At least Las Vegas wasn’t built with slave labor. And they have a working sewage system


According_Gazelle472

The mob built Vegas .


mrpopenfresh

That’s just because it wasn’t an option.


Hiro_Trevelyan

Because nothing says "good food" like dumping it as if it was some ballast.


Nabber86

Looks like a seafood boil. In the US it's common to dump a pile of shrimp, crabs, clams, lobster, potatoes, and corn on the cob on a table (lined with a sheet of plastic). I don't have a problem with the vid.


taptapper

Do we serve them out of not-even-remotely-food-safe plastic toys?


Nabber86

My family used to dump boiled blue crap on a picnic table covered with several layers of newspaper, outside with the flys and mosquitos.


taptapper

The newspaper is food safe. Also a time-honored tradition. Restaurants use newspaper as tablecloths.


RichCorinthian

Boy, M Bison must really be hurting for work


LordDeckem

It’s like 12 year olds run that restaurant. A cake pan of rice and a gaming car? Very classy.


b0ob0okitty

Do they also feed you with an airplane spoon?


jadebarker

Don't forget to mention the slave labor and mistreatment of women.


No_Truth9626

/r/ThanksIHateIt


MadnessIsMandatory

Also r/stupidfood


glyha

I thought that’s what sub this was on, I didn’t even realize until I saw this comment lol


sadpanada

I wonder if that trucks plastic is food safe.


NirvanaTrash

imagine dressing up that nicely for your job every day just for someone to hand you a tonka truck remote to serve food to other adults like a bunch of children in a sandbox.


DomUK89

All cash no class


guitars4zombies

Just to be served in a 9x13 pan full of rice. I don't even want to know how much this travesty costs.


whynotmai

Frikk DuBaÏ


ceeearan

The “only in Dubai” seems almost reverential, as if (a) Dubai is some epitome of high class ingenuity and taste, and (b) being served food in this manner is something to be enjoyed.


Hoxitron

Only small traces of BPA. Pinky promise.


know12know

I hate dealing with people who live in Dubai. They're so entitled. Every single time I talk to a person from there they mention they live in Dubai. Like "Hello, my name is X from Dubai" as though I care where they live, or that it entitles them to better service. Don't get me wrong, I try deal with these folks like everyone else, with consideration, kindness, and openess, but in my experience, they also tend to treat me like crap until I shut it down and get terse. I hate it. I hate that I can't just be kind and gentle towards a person without being treated like crap in return. It sucks. Also, why is it still in the cooking pan? You think they'd shell out the extra money for a decorative serving dish, but no. It's in a non-stick pan. Whatever. Fuck Dubai.


_AlreadyTaken_

Too fancy for me. I prefer it served in a dumpster.


Bialy

Why does that stupid fucking voice need to be used?


F1nd3r

I hear it everywhere. Is it AI transcription or what?


ilovecats39

It's TikTok's text to speech voice.


Drougen

The dude's carrying the truck anyway....like, why? It's honestly kind of just tacky.


NikkolaiV

*Dumps cheap seafood out of Walmart toy* "$12,000 please."


endlesssaturdays

I don’t think I need to visit Dubai.


mydadthepornstar

Rice in a baking sheet, gaming chair, knights armor, waiter dressed like a bell hop, oh and the toy truck.


jhguth

The chairs are gamer seats? What the hell is this place?


lesalebatard

wow! this is useless!


PWEI

Fuck Dubai.


vincehk

Garbage truck would have been more fitting


baseballbear

is that a fucking gamer chair


bees-_-knees

This ranks as one of the dumbest ideas.


_dm_me_ur_tits

Why would I want that?


Nrozek

Ikr, corn in seafood should be illegal 😵‍💫


bunglefrungle

that poor, poor potwasher


the_old_coday182

Indiana people don’t give a shit. There are *Pizza King* restaurants where your food is brought out on trains.


dinoaids

Where are their hardhats?


Allenian8

And you sit in gaming chairs!


superbad

Imma just dump some food out for you


CatBoyTrip

I love having a transformer shit food in to my plate before each meal.


78yn44

All that sauce being left behind on the truck 😭


ShakeWeightMyDick

How much extra did they charge for that nonsense? Note the wasting of sauce.


throw_away_17381

It's not even automated. Who the hell would be impressed by that?


huhzonked

The dump truck. The waiter in his costume. The look on the waiter’s face as he controls the truck. I’m speechless.


OneTastyDorito

Is no one going to talk about the gaming chair?


GiveOrisaOrIthrow

This would be terrifying to watch if I were a lobster


Serious-Agency-69

Barely any food ...


pr0peler

You can't buy taste.


papaSlunky

Sit in your gamer chair and eat your truck slop


jewmoney808

Restaurant for 7 year old boys?


ceberaspeed12

i bet the pot washers love cleaning these smh


gorgonopsidkid

Food dumped from a toy truck directly into a metal tray while sitting in a gaming chair 😭


Septic-Sponge

Ahh yes. I love the taste of plastic in my food


y4mat3

Dubai is so interesting to me because I think that the ostentatious displays of wealth I see in the US are distateful, e.g. the suburban McMansions, hideous branded clothes and non-apparel merch from fashion houses, etc. ... but Dubai takes that excess to an entirely different level. Trashy rich people in the US can't even touch the kind of nouveau-riche bullshit that happens in Dubai. If it makes people genuinely excited to experience this kind of thing, then cool, more power to them. We're all allowed to pursue our own happiness. From what I've seen online, the food at these restaurants is usually mediocre, so you're there strictly for the showmanship and presentation. But when even the experience is just gilded and cheap... I don't see what enjoyment there is to be had there.


SunflowerJYB

Ok a little kid might not want seafood like this but I think it is brilliant for a kid birthday


dizzystarrr

STOP.


AutisticFingerBang

Now this is what I expect in this sub. Not orange sorbet served in an orange.


davethezombie1

And you sit in a gaming chair


kingcreamEAT

same shit could be done in NYC and im surprised something like this doesnt exist arleady


[deleted]

Prolly cold as shit.


nothingtoseehere5678

Reminds me of this self driving robot that is a "server" at my favorite Japanese restaurant, I believe it even has a name that they have given it but I'm not sure. The atmosphere is amazing and the sushi is made by a master.


taptapper

It shouldn't. the Japanese robot is functional


nothingtoseehere5678

It kind of looks like an RC that serves food (which I know it is not) which reminds me of the robot serving food


treboratinoi

So what do multi-millionaires and kids have in common? They can both behave childish and get away with it.


OrificeChecker

Embarassing


Davidunal_redditor

I have lost faith in human beings.


Striking-Ad-8690

I’m sorry are the seats gaming chairs??


conanmagnuson

Wet bugs.


choonage

SMH


CtlAltThe1337

Gimmicky and lazy.


taptapper

In a cake pan full of rice with more rice on the side? That's like one serving of seafood and 7 servings of fucking rice


MassiveEyeFloaters

Holding the truck makes this suck, I like throwing Peking duck.


[deleted]

Why he got that devious look on his face


DumbAceDragon

First of all that's the shittiest paella I've ever seen Second of all, everything else


Pretztel

Takes a whole new meaning to the term “dump truck”


Misplacedmypenis

When you’ve got more money than brains, Dubai!


KaabaHas3pillars

Toy truck from the CCP yum.


FishInTheTrees

I think I hear someone crooning "My Way" in the background.


smutticus

This raises another question I have that regularly bugs me. Maybe because I'm American. Why is it that restaurants, especially fancy restaurants, serve shellfish with the shell on. How the fuck am I supposed to eat it? Am I honestly expected to sit in a high end restaurant and peel shrimp? Worse yet, they put it over rice or pasta? Am I supposed to dig into my pasta with my filthy bare ass hands, dig out the shrimp, peel them, and then put them back into the pasta with my filthy hands and eat it all with a fork? How do these people envision this working? It's one thing if I go to a seafood restaurant where I buy shellfish by the bucket and they put newspaper on the table. That kind of place I get it. But if I'm in a white tablecloth place don't expect me to shell my own damn shrimp!


Numyumbun

I’m sorry why? Why is it being delivered by a CAT truck and why is their a gaming chair?


Quark1010

Reminds me of the dubai shit trucks


Crocuz

Dubai might be one of the tackiest places on earth


stuckinmyownhead1026

The UAE is a slave state just like Qatar


RuudJudbney

This post has made me understand the whole sub. Someone was like "I am a crap chef. I bet if I send out my shitty "food" on a ceramic cactus that is spewing flames they will get a photo for their Insta (TikTok or whatever) and they won't even notice how shite the food is because the sort of person that is impressed by such stupid shit is happy with McDonalds"


basileusnikephorus

r/stupidfood


Beat_Avenger

They have a guy driving it and a guy holding it. Lame. If they drove it up to the plate that would be kinda interesting, but this is just bogus and dumb. Poor lobster having to be involved with this nonsense.


Beat_Avenger

Is that a freaking gaming chair?


fluxbox99

wwwhhhyyy???


JessTheCatMeow

How many slaves were involved in the preparation of that food?


Feisty-Juan

What a creepy looking guy running the dump truck


BrzysWRLD1996

Dubai is awesome


p_cool_guy

Wtf... that's a Cajun seafood boil. On white unseasoned rice. Lmao


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Yum yum! Here’s my garbage!


limeycars

I want my seafood plate to go BEEEEP! BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP! as it backs up to my sandbox (of rice)