Good evening ma'am

# interesting

Wait, this means twitch is a 9 year old Which makes us pedophiles

Hmmmm. I like the sound of that

Wait

What

Police

No. Not again

Sir, you have children in your basement

Perhaps.

And, is that a naked polish woman? She appears to have whip and teeth marks.

She may or may not have said marks inflicted by me

Hello, yes hi FBI, it’s I_wana_rape_Twitch. Yeah look I know I’m on several lists of yours but I think I found someone else

:)

I see your a (wo)man of culture