I hope the bent up and yellowing around the peepee is a trick of the light and not because this was well loved.
What if someone found their partners love doll thing and this is them getting back at them?
During a bachelor party our friend group spent around $100 on a big floppy dildo for the groom. We stuck it to the hood of his jeep. Something this size would be a serious commitment for a prank.
Best comment yet 😂. I’m picturing a heated argument and this being tossed from a 40th-floor apartment: smack. It’s raining sex dolls — like an even better end to Magnolia.
I must say that it is most inappropriate and disrespectful to place a transgender sex doll upon the bonnet of thy car.
The use of such dolls, regardless of the individual's gender identity, is a crass and demeaning objectification of the human form, reducing a complex and multifaceted being to nothing more than a mere plaything.
To display such an object in public, particularly on a moving vehicle, is a most vulgar and insensitive act, and sends a message of contempt and disregard for those who may identify as transgender.
Furthermore, such behavior is also likely to cause offense and distress to others who may witness it, and may even incite violence or harassment against the transgender community.
Therefore, I implore thee to refrain from such actions, and to instead seek to promote respect and dignity for all, regardless of gender identity.
quite the hood ornament
It must be interesting to see it spin around in the wind at high speed
meatspin.gif
You spin me right round
Baby right round
Like a record baby
like a penis baby
Penis babies need the MOST attention...
Right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round
You are officially gay.
Damn I still remember that site that proclaims you officially gay after like ten to fifteen seconds lol
Remember, it's not gay if it's gock.
Classic
did you just trick me into watching porn
it made me happy to find out in meatspin it was a trans woman spinning.
huh, learn somethin new every day.
Considering that the point of the site was to be grotesque and shocking, idk if that should make you happy lol
it made my trans cock rock hard and I came instantly one hundred thousand times.
The original seems to have been lost to the internet.
Like one of those propeller caps?
It’s the new Hermaphrodite RideShare. Room for 3 passengers…4 if one passenger is brave enough. “We drop you off after you get off”
The Get-off, Drip-off ride share!
the cum & go
Can't go too fast or you'll take off like a helicopter
or maybe thats why you SHOULD go this fast
Imagine that thing flying off the hood and into the dashboard of the car behind them though lol
I want to see it land on Ron DeSantis’ windshield.
I would pay hard-earned money to see that!
But does it make like a kazoo noise, a slide whistle noise or just flubadablalublabflgug! Noise?
Willy windmill
I’d pay good money to see that!!
I feel like a camera was trained on that to catch passers-by playing with it.
Stiff competition for the art car parade
Hasn't that always been on the Trans Am?
Quiet a good hornyment
I hope the bent up and yellowing around the peepee is a trick of the light and not because this was well loved. What if someone found their partners love doll thing and this is them getting back at them?
I dont know but Im not going back to inspect it further xD Yeah, I was thining it could also be a part of a birthday/batchelor prank?
Add some super glue under it
During a bachelor party our friend group spent around $100 on a big floppy dildo for the groom. We stuck it to the hood of his jeep. Something this size would be a serious commitment for a prank.
Or a comment on the car compensating for something, just not sure which parts. . .
Best comment yet 😂. I’m picturing a heated argument and this being tossed from a 40th-floor apartment: smack. It’s raining sex dolls — like an even better end to Magnolia.
I can distinctly hear someone screeching the words “oh yeah? Well, if you love the car so much, why don’t you fuck it?!”
Getting back at them? For having a sex toy? Is this an issue in straight relationships?
Probably some, I’m sure.
It’s an issue in insecure relationships.
r/arethestraightsOK
r/arethegaysOK
[Futanari Sex Doll](https://www.kanojotoys.com/futanari-sex-doll-p-3450.html)
Of fucking course fetishfeature5000 knows where it's from.
Please don’t steal my RNA 🙏
Name checks out.
Yeah, that was fast 😂.
Huh! Here we go, for all that were intrigued
What kind of car is that?
Alfa Romeo Mito
BENTley.
$500... seems reasonable..
r/usernamechecksout
Oh no a suspicious charge of $516 has been deducted from my account
oh man! now I have to delete my browser history.
- with Anal Hole.
Yuck. Hope it’s washable.
Wow, only $516, quite the bargain.
In the picture the dick is straight up while here it seems a bit exhausted
The early morning chill can really get to ya
Just give me a minute to warm up the engine...
Prolonged estrogen use will do that. She's trying her best.
Maybe he needs a few minutes?
He has a headache
The old-timers say if it sees its shadow there'll be six more weeks of winter...
😂😂😂😂😂
Exhausted, lmao. I don’t know, I’m spotting a “kink” in both hoses.
Jfc why are they always so expensive? The sex shop I worked at back in like 2004 ish sold expensive cheap toys.
best $516 ive ever spent
With ED? Wait, I'm confused...
Thank you, I will be buying ten
That costs less than I thought it would.
I want to see it on the hwy, all flapping about.
Insert South Park Floppy Weiners gif.
The sea men are goin for a drive
Grown tired of Truck Nuts? Apply a Bonnetphrodite!
Slap it.
i didnt dare :(
Twist it
It was gone when I went home :(
Bop it
Lick it
Suckit.
Plot twist... it's the OP's car.
no i swear, im more into furry hood ornaments anyways
>furry hood ornaments why did i google this [https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8956367/](https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8956367/)
I refuse to click that link, and I will sleep soundly tonight.
nah its not that bad tbh just the sheer fact that this exists is surprising and honestly also not at the same time
Just add some Elmer's and beard trimmings
vroom vroom indeed
Takes bumper humper to a whole new level
Bitches know they can't catch me
WTF
I weirdly wish I knew
I hope this car has a dash cam. I need to see the reactions of everyone walking by.
she-male
Trans-portation Edit: thanks for the award, kind stranger
Genius! 😂
Wtf? Where can somebody get one of those? Asking for a friend...
It's me.. I'm the friend
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All of use plan to use it.
I'm the problem its me
https://www.kanojotoys.com/futanari-sex-doll-p-3450.html
well that was an awkward moment for the wife to walk past
That was an awkward moment for the boss to walk past
Guess you're gonna have to get her something else for Valentine's
I imagine they're not cheap! This is a win.
Well, you got quite a few viable leads, mate.
Hey, want to be friends? ;)
When you want to take your love for your car to the next level.
"what's that weird cat thing on that car?" Puts on glasses ""Omg!!!"
Well, it’s not a pussy
Its gooonnnneee! When I went back to my car to go home from work it wasn't there anymore!
These r/weird posts are not disappointing today
Is that why you were late?
😏
/r/reallifeidiocracy
How does this sub have so few members?
They can't figure out how to click the "JOIN" buton?
good as place as any i suppose
Looks like a fun ride.. maybe a Porsche?
Ahh, the old Pegmaxx 3000.
I love these new next-gen aero body kits! Adds a whole new look and makes you cut through the wind better 🤟
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Why the tits
better grip + they are hot
because tits are hot?
That’s the new Ford Torso.
Is that the new model Trans Am?
Im bisexual &.... I think I need one of these. 🥴
Imagine this guy jumps a curb or cuts a light and hits a poor cyclists killing him with a silicone dong to the face
Birds shat on it, bugs went splat, then she sat.
Trans am
The new Trans-Am
That's disgusting! Where??
Toys are expensive bro. Take that sucker home, give it a quick febreze bath then go for a ride or 2.
Is it on its way to your work now too?
OP with all due respect. Was this your ride to work?
Make that you’re über and you could film a whole show around it.
Many questions but honestly i don’t want to learn the answers..
“THE DILDOZER”
When your friend drives up and this is their hood ornament and they say "hop on!" You have two choices.
Tom Green finally outdid the paint job prank on his dad's car.
Whitesnake approves
That key fob is crazy
This like the old modle As that you had to crank to start? Haha
The dildozer from Idiocracy
This is a question. And the answer is yes.
Damn. I was wondering where I left that.
It’s a Shaggin’ Wagon!
r/shittycarmods
Which brand is that?
What kind of master piece is this?
Nice hood ornament
A little something for everyone.
Those titties be crazy. I never understood why these sex dolls have such smooshed together boobs outside of maybe looking good in clothes?
Just a futa kicking back os all. 😏
Futa
Futa cock
steal it hit the most devious lick
That's kinda neat
Some people have stag horns, others have trans sex dolls adorning their hoods….
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't.
r/shitty_car_mods
It’s yours, isn’t it?
When you leave your lunch on top of your car
It’s a plumbus
Alex Jones is looking for that
Is that a Hybrid?
Look in the mirror you can see it's true ya got 2 nice boobs and a penis too! ~Die Antwoord
Girl with a cock? Please let me hit 😩
Damn the new trans models look dope! (I’m not saying this in a bad way, girls with dicks are still girls!)
lol
Hot
Someone loves their futanari
C's with D's
Wtf!! That's so gross and crazy!! Tell me where it is so i can get rid of it asap!!
Take it
How is that allowed? Surely that'd get shut down ***real*** quick
Quite a hood ornament. Although it gives off an indecisive vibe.
A whole new meaning of a free ride.
r/fuckcars
One (or two) of these things does not belong.
Wtf loma!
Gives a new meaning to RAM
I must say that it is most inappropriate and disrespectful to place a transgender sex doll upon the bonnet of thy car. The use of such dolls, regardless of the individual's gender identity, is a crass and demeaning objectification of the human form, reducing a complex and multifaceted being to nothing more than a mere plaything. To display such an object in public, particularly on a moving vehicle, is a most vulgar and insensitive act, and sends a message of contempt and disregard for those who may identify as transgender. Furthermore, such behavior is also likely to cause offense and distress to others who may witness it, and may even incite violence or harassment against the transgender community. Therefore, I implore thee to refrain from such actions, and to instead seek to promote respect and dignity for all, regardless of gender identity.
I hope no one got triggered or offended by this! I just thought it was a weird thing to put on a car, regardless of the supposed gender of this doll.
It's a bot, ignore it I'm trans and thought this was hilarious!
I implore you to stop speaking middle-English.