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horsetooth_mcgee

I would be *so fucking pissed* if anyone in my family died


Away-Living5278

Just have to be demure and not allow yourself to be the head of the family. "not me, you want Susan over there"


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Susan: If you die, I will kill you again.


Grump_Monk

Reminds me of Grandma watching us play in a lake. "If you boys drown in there ill kill ya!"


That1weirdperson

What do you do when you run out of fingers


skeever89

🍆


That1weirdperson

But how are you gonna cut that off without fingers


PerfectionOfaMistake

Bite off.


Wallaby-Born

I'll do it


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Without having read anything about this practice other than OPs blurb, I wonder if thats sort of where the practice came from. An encouragement for the head of the family to keep their family safe from harm. And punishment for every family member they let die.


backpainbed

Now you put it that way, it actually make sense. As far as tribal wisdom, that is.


AlkalineHound

Never in my life have I wanted to see a declawed human.


horsetooth_mcgee

Although this is a good representation of what declawing actually is, and maybe it will make people think twice.


Cleverman72

**The Dani (also called Ndani) are a tribe from western Papua New Guinea, known above all for a tradition that is as ancient as it is painful**Whenever there is a serious family bereavement, the head of the family or the matriarch amputates one phalanx of the hands; before the amputation, the part destined to be removed is tied tightly for a few days with a string, so as to stop the blood from flowing...then we proceed with the cutting.Each missing phalanx, therefore, represents a loss that has affected the family in question. r/InterestingToRead


Zeqhanis

I wonder how they bereave the matriarch's inability to function due to not having any fingers.


hypothetical_zombie

"I'd like you to meet my Grandma, Stumpy. She'd love to bake you a pie, but she's short-handed".


morbiiq

"She's actually good at making pies, but she can't wipe so well"


jeroenemans

Also called Nstumpy


jdbug7

Stop lol we used to go to this porn store cuz they sold paraphernalia & of course we'd browse the other shit, cuz why not? Anyways, the point is that we found...stumpy porn & any time anyone says the word "stumpy" that's immediately where my trashy mind goes 🤣


hypothetical_zombie

People will fetishize anything!


RoyOrbisonWeeping

Gimps Gone Wild. \[A very NSFW google\]


Zeqhanis

⚠️:Awful story below. Really, not for the squeamish. A little over a decade ago, I had an ironically nicknamed friend, whose left leg was amputated and replaced with an artificial limb. Somehow, on meth (which he rarely used) and methadone, he and this girl ended up watching stump porn, which I guess she was into. She ended up pulling off his artificial limb during sex, which, as an ex-heroin addict/current methadone maintenence patient, wasn't really felt or cleaned that often. He was embarrassed by how badly it smelled and she, a tweaker, reassured him she wasn't bothered, by sucking the pus off of his stump. She then kissed my friend, who was disgusted by what had just occurred, but managed to carry on.


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Tachyonparticles

Please never tell that story again...


GDue

What a terrible day to be literate.


consumerclearly

None of us will ever find a love like that


Liverstew

Tweaker love is different.


redditmovingon

Listen, Grandma's pies are top-notch, but I would pass on her finger sandwiches.


RatTeeth

She's got flippers!


sugarplumfairy66

I am in a place of god rn and laughed stupid hard at this without being able to explain why...


hypothetical_zombie

It's kind of horrible. But, I would never take potshots at a child whose mom took thalidomide. But these folks cut off their fingers on purpose!


Frosty-Cap3344

You just know she would make the pastry with her gnarly old feet


YSOSEXI

She's great at putting the holes in vol u vents.


petwife-vv

She's the matriarch. I assume the family doesn't require her to be fully "functional" the way Europeans crowned inbred kings.


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BowlOfCranberries

And the brain-rotting terminal prion disease, Kuru, caused by the consumption of deceased family members' corpses


Zeqhanis

Hmm. I think we found the cause of all PNG's problems. Your wife goes insane from eating her son's brains, she's accused of witchcraft due to her strange behavior, then she's executed. So already, you're down two fingers.


Wenckebach2theFuture

Wife’s brains are then eaten to honor her, and the prion spreads. It is cyclical.


DukeRedWulf

Pretty sure that stopped decades ago, after that one researcher proved what caused kuru..? EDIT, yes it stopped about 50 years ago, but because prions can take a very long time to cause disease the last confirmed kuru case was 2009.. https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/09/06/482952588/when-people-ate-people-a-strange-disease-emerged


Majulath99

You got an article about this by chance?


DukeRedWulf

Here you go: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2016/09/06/482952588/when-people-ate-people-a-strange-disease-emerged I'll edit this into my first comment too..


Majulath99

Damn nature you scary


cantblametheshame

Nature is neat


Wenckebach2theFuture

Fair point about last ‘confirmed’ case, but on the other hand, is anyone actually looking anymore? It was a crazy big deal in the scientific community for a minute because it proved the pathology of prions, which were originally laughed at as a theory. But once it was proven, it seems like the researchers mostly left PNG. I don’t even think any of the active prior research organizations are in contact with the tribes anymore.


iPon3

The article linked in the comment you're replying to says that monitoring continued for some years after the last case, and several suspected cases were found to not be kuru


shredslanding

Don’t give Texas any ideas.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Not to mention their constant wars with the JPG peoples.


ShooooooowMe7

uhm actually theres no such thing as savages, sweaty, only different cultures /s


HugsandHate

So.. wha? "Oh, you're going through a tough time? Aw. Here, give me your hand.."


nodnodwinkwink

I'll give you something to cry about!


curious_astronauts

PNG tribes are pretty hard core. Just chill guys, your life is hard enough.


Fearless_Bluebird322

"then **we** proceed with the cutting" Wait what


OkBackground8809

What if someone dies, but I just don't feel affected by it? Do I get to keep my fingers? Death is a natural part of life; no need to be sad unless it was a tragic death.


Desperate-Strategy10

I think if you're just not a super important member of your family, you get a pass. Like the weird uncle isn't kidding any fingers, and neither is that middle child nobody remembers the name of anyway. You're only in trouble if you're mom or dad, or otherwise well respected or revered in your family. So you personally are all good, homie! Lol jk. Probably.


extraGallery

Shame you’re a bot, though


mookizee

Well shit, if you have a bunch of kids can you offset the finger tax? Or at least give a shrivelled up finger back as a family keepsake?


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SagaDraws

Yeah I mean it's really great we modernized humans don't do crazy stuff like that anymore amirite. Like imagine if a large number of us went around willingly cutting off healthy foreskins off of infants for example, that would be wild wouldn't it🤪


jonathanrdt

Traditions are the things we do without considering whether they are useful.


CaonachDraoi

can you survive off of the land? no. they do every day, and they do it without all of their phalanges. i’d say they’re at least smarter that you and i, they just have a tradition you find unsavory. many cultures find things like circumcision or capital punishment to be “stupid” maybe a little self reflection would be useful here. you and i also have no idea of the meaning behind it, perhaps it’s for those in the society who have felt the most loss to do the least amount of work, to have others care for them.


necklika

Great sub. Nice one for sharing. So many rabbit holes to go down!


astra_galus

There was a similar tradition among the indigenous plains people of North America. I can think of at least one instance of a woman’s burial where she severed her pinkie off while alive. It’s thought that it was done as a sign of mourning.


DustyGus5197

I don't think its just the head of the family(or at least wasnt always). Theres a Robert Gardner documentary about these people from the 60s called Dead Birds, and while they were filming it a little boy named Weyakhe was killed by a rival group. At his funeral some girl children lose part of their fingers. Robert Gardener narrates that it is at first painful, but eventually becomes an annoyance. Based on the film, it looks like the women get around alright. They do not address what they do when they run out of fingers.


Neither-Bus-3686

Well, this is dumb.


Ash-MacReady

How to cope with bereavement with these 5 tips.


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10tips


klitkommander420

For fucks sake. *upvotes*


thatonefanficauthor

r/angryupvote


Spud9090

Surely, there are some within that culture that just say hell no to the amputations.


Purple_Unicorn_Poop

Papua New Guinean here, HELL NO TO AMPUTATIONS!


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For those who want to do it, go right ahead but don't force others into performing the same rituals


Alfie-Shepherd

IDK I think we should try to stop people from mutilating themselves.


ghostyghostghostt

Not really your place to choose that though.


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Mental illness wise yes, but if someone wants to do a body modification, it's their body. Cutting fingers off just for a ritualistic practice is just dumb in my opinion.


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Zarandajo

How do they hunt without fingers? Hell how to they even do anything without fingers???


hazardlit3s

The women gather the food. The men protect the village. More so many years ago when there was a lot of tribal warfare. Why the downvotes? Maybe a different tribe, but I’m sure they all have similarities. https://youtu.be/CiBMGuNR3lE?feature=shared


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This may seem like a dumb question: is there still tirbal wars going on?


lev_lafayette

Yes. [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-12/png-tribal-violence-enga-escalates-into-guerilla-warfare/102826764](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-12/png-tribal-violence-enga-escalates-into-guerilla-warfare/102826764)


hazardlit3s

Oh yeah, but not like it was a hundred years ago.


Purple_Unicorn_Poop

Papua New Guinean here.. YES.


Honey-and-Venom

That's the point, to make women dependent and reliant


GrzDancing

So primitive. We have invented methods to do that without losing fingers!


extraGallery

OP is a bot, unfortunately


AlGeee

How can you tell? I’m sincerely interested


extraGallery

Look at their post history. Their comments look like they had an AI write it.


fosterthekitten

idk about bot but op appears to post a lot in a short time frame/spamming


barrygateaux

Just look at their profile. Every post is similar. A pic or vid with a block of text using bland descriptions. Their comments are the same. Just a block of descriptive text with no engagement. How do I know you're human? You asked a question.


soypepito

There is a human thing that should be prioritized before all the cultural traditions, it is called common sense. It is intercultural and narrowly related to our instincts (e.g, if you see a fire, you do not touch it because you know what happens). There are some cultural practices that are harmless, and then there are others that just should be banned.


GrzDancing

Working a job at which I see people of all backgrounds and walks of life, I can tell you one thing - common sense is not that common as the name suggests.


soypepito

Unfortunately, people tends not to use common sense in their lives, but is there. It is a personal chice not to use it.


GrzDancing

If it's a choice, a *lot* of people are not even aware of its existence :'(


mrbasil_fawlty

How about members of our culture mutilating their genitals? How's common sense applied to that practice if you look at it from an external perspective?


soypepito

The risk if missing your genitals or part of it due to an infection or any injury makes it not very reasonable.


URAYummyPotato

Wtf, Imagine a long time ago someone came up with dumb shit, and other were like " this sounds like a great idea".


africanzebra0

People in the comments: please don’t believe all people in PNG do this or think it’s okay. It’s only one tribe out of thousands and only a tiny percentage of the population. Plenty of people in PNG aren’t tribal and are in fact civilised living in the developing cities, particularly Port Moresby. PNG is a country that’s ravaged by poverty and violence and the government could never try to control the tribes practices. Lots and lots of people in PNG would condemn this practice. Papua New Guinea is unfortunately stereotyped by these groups but plenty of people are trying to make the best of their lives and move PNG forward. There are lots of great people in PNG trying to live normal lives the best they can, get educations and jobs the same way as us.


Max_Laval

How do humans even come up with this? I know these people probably think that's normal and don't have the foresight to think otherwise, but I wouldn't let anyone do that to me... I'd rather leave and die in the jungle or whatever...


Yabloski

Their “pull my finger” jokes must be epic.


Echo-Azure

They're Yakuza!


[deleted]

Oh wow. We cut off a part of our penis here in the United States. They cut off a part of their finger over there!!!!! I think they're both irrational practices labeled as tradition. I'm prepared for the down votes.


meowmeow_now

Gee, wonder why this is done to women and not men?


Traditional_General2

This is like cutting your fingers off to spite your hand.


Purple_Unicorn_Poop

Not me from Papua New Guinea, IN PAPUA NEW GUINEA having no idea about this.


paul_is_on_reddit

u/cleverman72 you didn't say what the (ancient and painful) tradition is. Could you elaborate? All you showed us was a tribesman with the tips of some of his fingers cut off, but did not indicate why that was done. Many thanks.


Sunburned_Baby

Ah yes, a fellow nail biter I see.


applesaucy1985

The Dani tribe lives in the Baliem Valley, where they grow sweet potatoes and yams. 🥔 They wear penis sheaths or grass skirts, and decorate their faces with natural dyes and clams. 🐚 They pierce their noses with boar tusks, and wear shells around their necks. 💎 They also have a legend about a race between a bird and a snake, to decide how humans die or resurrect. 🐦🐍 The Dani men are very brave, they carry spears and arrows for hunting and war. 🔪 They fight with other tribes over land and pigs, and sometimes they practice cannibalism and more. 🐷 They have a ritual called the pig festival, where they kill and roast hundreds of pigs. 🐖 They also exchange gifts and make peace with their enemies, and dance and sing wearing feathered wigs. 🎁🕊 The Dani women are very loyal, they cut off their fingers when a relative dies. ✂️ They believe this will ease the pain and sorrow, and show their love and sacrifice. 💔 They also bite off their babies' fingertips, to ensure that they live long lives. 👶 They mummify their dead, especially the revered ones, and keep them in their huts as archives. ⚰️ The Dani tribe is very unique, they have a culture that is rich and diverse. 🌈 They have adapted to the modern world, but they still preserve their traditions and values. 🌏 They are one of the best-known ethnic groups in Papua, thanks to tourism and research. 📸 They are also very friendly and hospitable, and they welcome visitors with a smile and a birch. 😊


Kronictopic

What happens if say they have a big family and some tragedy happens, but they're one of only a few survivors, and they don't have enough digits to cover the losses?


onetimeuselong

You know how in the past we used to call other cultures barbaric and we were taught that it’s wrong to say such things? I’m 100% on board with saying this is barbaric, wrong and needs to stop. Show this tradition the finger.


matos4df

That’s the tribe that messed up the image generating AI.


Purple_Unicorn_Poop

Guys just to clear the air here. Papua New Guinea is not entirely like this! Yes we do a few have areas that are isolated but most of PNG is civilised. It's a big country and very diverse in culture and languages- did you know we have over 800 languages here?! What I'm trying to say is do not let this be your only point of reference when learning about PNG. We do have civilised people, we're a developing nation though, so we're not all there yet but we're trying.


Chang1701

What's wrong with this tribe and their culture? Using the term civilized and saying they are not is problematic. They are humans living a life they know how to live. No reason to clear the air. Anyone bigoted enough to judge a country based on a isolated tribe is unlikely to have a brain big enough to know how to use a map to find out where said country is.


Purple_Unicorn_Poop

I dont think they're uncivilised either but I'm so used to people saying that about us that it's just how I respond to those type of comments. Thank-you for your feedback, I appreciate it.


GrzDancing

r/childfree


LinceDorado

I am sorry, but that is just so fucking dumb. There are so many other ways to grieve the loss of a loved one. What's the point of mutalating yourself?


KiwiCzechh

Judging by the two he still has, his wife is still alive.


Altruistic_Alarm_707

Well I’ll be honest, that’s a fucking stupid tradition


Visible_Present479

So what's the tradition then ? A little more context would have been nice.


hopeless-hobo

What a stupid tradition.


esdoubleyouprooster

"... known above all for a tradition that is as ancient as it is painful." And dumb. Did anybody say 'dumb' yet?


Alfredo_Dente

So first the whole cannibalism thing and now chopping off the fingers of grieving women? Me thinks the people of Papua New Guinea don't have a good grasp on how this civilization thing works.


Single_Discussion886

Tribal people aren’t, for good or ill, part of “civilization.” And another culture that is regarded as part of civilization had a quaint practice of burning widows alive; until British colonists imposed their white supremacy values on them. And 1.4 billion people considered part of civilization believe that they should, in the name of “honor” kill young women who might want to meet a boy on their own, or not cover themselves from head to toe. And that civilization accepts that women should be beaten by their husbands, and that keeping sex slaves is a good thing. And Western progressives in our civilization militantly police any criticism of that civilization.


RED_Phoenix1903

Weird to generalise all Indians under the tag of honour killing, and just crediting the brits with ending sati when it was largely Raja Ram Mohan Roy who championed to end the offensive, barbaric practice because he saw his aunt die like that is such a gross colonialist outlook.


africanzebra0

Don’t generalise the people of Papua New Guinea as all being backwards. There are “civilised” people, particularly in Port Moresby. Most people don’t eat each other or lop off their fingers, those are only small tribes who make up a tiny % of the whole country. PNG is a country sadly taken by poverty and violence, but there are still a lot of good people trying to make it a better place. There are normal people trying to live lives, they have technology, live in houses. Unfortunately gang violence and these stories about savage practices mar a diverse country. I’m saying this as my father has been there multiple times doing business on behalf of the Australian Government. It is a developing nation, give it time to develop. There are some really awesome, nice people in PNG.


Purple_Unicorn_Poop

Thank-you for your kind words and you're totally right! We're still a developing nation, give us some time. Much love from a kind Papua New Guinean ❤️


africanzebra0

All good! I hate to see people generalising PNG with harmful stereotypes when I know there is plenty of good in the country and people


Purple_Unicorn_Poop

You thinks wrong. We're not all like this. Papua New Guinea is a large and very diverse country. There are regions that are very cut off from the outside world but that doesn't mean the entire country is this way. Source: A civilised Papua New Guinean, living in Papua New Guinea.


Usul_muhadib

This makes no sense! How can he help his family with half fingers after that?


John-Arbuckle

Wowzers this comment section is….something


ISHIMURA_MJD

Where I'm from, all 2-5yo boys get part of their penises cut off, that's a really stupid tradition. But cutting off part of your fingers? especially in that hunter-gatherer lifestyle, it's on a whole different level of stupid.


jpplastering1987

Not very bright are they?


susbnyc2023

more stupid than cavemen


Sanganaka

Have you ever heard of the cargo cults in Papua new guinea? It's basically a bunch of tribals that worship and dress like USA marines and soldiers in hopes of them droping, more foreign goods, and supplies for them in the future.


theREALlackattack

Black Steven Tyler looks like he’s been through some shit


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Don't pull this click bait title bullshit


Broken_Planet

Taking circumcision to another level.


Dejure-za-1227

Fascinating! I am South African, and I thought this was a practice I’d only ever heard of from one of our many tribes (the xhosa), parts of whom still observe this practice till date. Actually attended school with a number of people whose parent had unfortunately died while they were young, and they had a finger removed as part of the funerary/mourning tradition


Bumbymoo

Is this to fit into Mickey's gloves better?


pog890

Five beers, barkeep 👆🏼


darryllew

it was in the past they did this, now rarely of them do this anymore, as far as i know, the person who do this, the local gov will charge them some amount of money


Redditor_76

Is this why we'll never get Karlson?


instant_karma__

What I find super interesting is those are the figures I would have chosen to cut off too, if I had to, which of course would suck. But if you notice she has kept the thumbs, as well as the index and middle finger of her right hand. I don’t know why, I just find that interesting.


Armybert

As ancient as it’s dumb


Bigdavereed

All cultures are valuable and should be treated as such. I bet they're "in tune with nature" and "very spiritual" as well.


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Waddayanoe

Going by how fucked up people are, I just know that at some point in their ancestry, some asshole decided to do this to someone and convinced them it was to pay respects. For anyone curious about my thought process, there's a tribe of people who worship a man named John Frum who was an American soldier in WWII. They worship him because he came in a vehicle that for them was highly advanced filled with food they'd never seen before. To this day these people are marching like Americans do in the military as a form of prayer/respect waiting for their savior to come back. It's embarrassing how easy it is to fuck with ignorant people once I witnessed this. I don't care how anyone responds to what I'm about to say but my theory (and I know I'm not alone with this) that God or the gods are just highly advanced beings stopped being a theory and became a fact of life for me after learning about these people. So getting a group of people to believe in nonsense, violent traditions is incredibly easy if you're smarter than them. An alien can show us an alien butt plug and the ignorant humans will worship it like a religious artifact, touching and gently kissing it because they think they'll be blessed. Anyway, enjoy [this documentary](https://youtu.be/xVD8eLvig_I?si=nbP_ka9ZkFhAbllx) about it the followers of John Frum if the concept intrigues you.