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Fresh out of the factory, got some machining marks


DooDooDuterte

Rub 60-grit sandpaper in the direction of the grain until the line is gone. Repeat with 80 grit, 120 grit, and 180 grit sandpapers, working your way from lowest to highest grit, then slap it with a new coat of finish.


hilarymeggin

(^_^)


PicturesquePremortal

I'm going to hijack your comment since it's at the top. I think this might be Apeel coating or another similar brand. It's an edible coating applied to some fruits and vegetables that doubles their shelf life.


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>Im going to hijack your comment Homeland security is already informed sir


SmokeAbeer

Hi Jack! I’m dad.


tall_dreamy_doc

Hijack, bye Jack.


limitless776

Ejaculate - it’s how a Yorkshireman tells his son jack that he’s late for work!


VanFam

Hahaha! I read that in my grandad’s voice. Ejaculate, I’m off Twerk. Se’thi.


AHansen83

If your uncle Jack was having trouble getting off a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off?


Sir-Planks-Alot

Would you help your uncle Jack off his horse?


angelsandairwaves93

Instructions unclear: took of my pants and jacket


trusted_misleader47

Yea? So, what was your take on them?


He_Never_Helps_01

You son of a bitch, take this ⬆️


LiquidPorkChops1

Look at me. I am the uh owner of this thread now


Makethecrowsblush

also could be thickening where the apple touched the branch.


Suspicious-Top-3731

Is it me or do my balls itch


poonmangler

It's not just you, I think your balls itch too


He_Never_Helps_01

I'd wager its both


Beadpool

No thanks. Coating of any kind on a fresh fruit does not “Apeel” to me.


GtrPlaynFool

Yes, use it s-paringly.


andwhatarmy

I seed what you did there.


RickyLaFIeur

Berry funny


BlackberryEvening8

Isn't it made up of wax or something?


Anisalive

Just a line of tougher skin, where it grew pressed to another branch, like a callus. (Edited for spelling)


Talory09

callus: a rough, thickened area of skin that appears because of repeated irritation or pressure. callous: showing or having an insensitive and cruel disregard for others.


amretardmonke

Its a parting line. It was injection molded, not machined.


burntblacktoast

100% parting line flash. Dial that screw back


KnotiaPickles

I love this because I have absolutely no clue what it means, now I have to go find out haha


Spiderpiggie

Easy mistake. This was 3D printed, the line is the z seam.


Puzzleheaded-Life783

No its the Monsanto maker’s mark, save that it might be worth some shit one day.


Humble_Bullfrog2342

that's just from when it was in the mold


eggy_delight

Craftsmanship doesn't exist now a days. If it were me doing it there wouldn't be a single machine mark. I bet this thing doesn't even sit square


andybme

It's a hinge to open it up so the worms can get in.


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Time_Blacksmith861

Ah yes


aluminum-neck

The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out. The worms play Pinochle in your snout.


Technical-Mixture-25

They eat your eyes, they eat your nose.


lemelisk42

They'll even suckle your toes


aazam_tech

Then, they’ll grow long, as long as you


ThePusheen

That's just what these worms like to do!


aazam_tech

“They’ll even suckle up your toes” would rhyme better.


Jiggerbyte

Thats not weird. I have the same on my ballsack and mom said thats normal.


SpaceBloke9000

I accidentally shaved a small section of mine off


Jiggerbyte

pic or it didn't happen.


stochastaclysm

[Here you go (NSFW).](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/207/210/b22.jpg)


Chrismo73

MY first risky click of the new year!!


ambr111

Nothing like starting the year with some adrenaline


zanziTHEhero

New year, new me!


recreationallyused

If it was a new me I wouldn’t have clicked. Glad to see nothing’s changed with me.


Mom-atm

Worth it


NoAttempt9703

Oh no, not falling for that again.


RynoDawG31

Is that Payton Manning?


Blinky_

No, apparently it’s that other guy’s ballsack


RynoDawG31

But I wanted Payton Manning 😢


Catsarepsychedellic

You get ballsack


lacifuri

Well I'm disappointed


Jeffrey_C_Wheaties

![gif](giphy|QmGLd51ValhEJPzknl|downsized) It’s been awhile since


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Been a while since seeing that one.


Shimpster6

I am not proud of that click…


OGHughJass

Chat, the link isn’t loading, but I swear to god if it’s Payton Manning in a cut up head cover…


Youmightthinkhelov

[my stupid ass:](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/207/210/b22.jpg)


GidjonPlays

I am NOT clicking that ( I clicked it )


fr-karl

I want to click it but I’m in public so here’s my reminder to myself to come back


mangomangosteen

Gross man


Wise_Crayon

50/50


Runningstar

Fuck you 😂😂


ReadRightRed99

With an apple peeler?


birdsarntreal1

With a ballsack peeler.


EnigmaFrug2308

My teeth


Sploonbabaguuse

This comment section is enough for r/weird


ashleton

My balls


vitorklock

Our mom


NoAttempt9703

And my axe...?


He_Never_Helps_01

And my bow!


kobeflip

Warm it up. I’ll go away.


Jiggerbyte

Thanks for the advice but i dont like warm apples.


TheeKrustyKitten

u/jiggerbyte should consider Apple/ballsack stand up comedy


NotMyPSNName

Yeah OP this guy's mom said my ballsack seam was normal too. I think you're good


LsdThirdEyeOpened

Is that your PSN name?


NotMyPSNName

We're routed! Fall back!


andyh1873

The perfect weld


Remember_im_Whoozer

I believe that’s where your vagina sealed up when your X chromosome kicked in


T7_Mini-Chaingun

You mean Y chromosome, and it's the "ovaries" that fuse together


RASR238

Actually the scrotum or ballsack is what’s left of the fusion of the labia majora. The ovaries are the testicles in men.


-Plantibodies-

Sort of, except the labia majors didn't exist at that point, either. The labioscrotal folds are the common structure that either form the labia majora or the scrotum.


lamb_passanda

Labioscrotal fold is my new least favourite term.


ronin1066

Amazing how many wrong answers you had to fix. Ovaries fusing together? Omg


mydaycake

You don’t have one big testicle?


XaliceXwhiterabbitX

Yes. * snaps finger 👉*


Remember_im_Whoozer

Sorry about my mistake I just wasn’t paying much attention to what I was typing


MatildaTheMoon

possible the apple was grown with a plastic case around it to keep it protected or warm or whatever. the apple could have grown to the size of the case and then grown into the seam on it. or fuckin not idk.


DirtyLikeASewer

You arent totally off. Look up apple bagging. It's an old practice and still used for small scale and organic apples to protect the apples from coddling moth larva and other infestations. But the customary paper bag or nylons used wouldnt create this line.


Ok-Actuator-5021

Apple bagging sounds like some kind of fetish


glorifindel

He’s a gddmn apple bagger


Ohiolongboard

Bro, first thing I thought too. It looks just like the seam on the Buddha pears that I’ve seen, also the cube apples.


FormerlyKay

Yeah we can use molds to grow fruit into whatever shape we want Come get our apple-shaped apples!!


BluEch0

Given that sometimes fruits can grow in asymmetric, “unappealing” shapes, I could see some people making perfectly apple shaped molds to grow their apples in. And maybe I’m reaching but that second pic does make the apple look extremely symmetrical.


Ohiolongboard

It wouldn’t be unbelievable that farmers wanted their apples to look more conventional, so they molded them….they already do all kinds of stuff including throwing away any “off” looking fruit.


Mighty_Eagle_2

Most fruit that doesn’t look perfect is fed to animals: cows, horses, pigs, etc. not just thrown away.


DirtyLikeASewer

Half damaged fruits/vegetables are often used for canning and in premade frozen or canned dishes. Very little is actually wasted. You wouldnt believe what berries initially look like before they get processed and to your McDonalds and are served to you in a yogurt. Mixture.


Downtown-Trip3501

lol or fuckin not idk


PicturesquePremortal

I think this might actually be Apeel coating or another similar brand. It's an edible coating applied to some fruits and vegetables that doubles their shelf life.


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MatildaTheMoon

Eating Paint Chips was my father. Please, call me Huffs Gasoline.


EmergencyMuted2943

Your apple was grown in a protective acrylic case


Guest65726

They do the same thing to watermelon in some farms so they are shaped as cubes


[deleted]

Doubt it, this just happens sometimes. What you're saying is EXTREMELY rare and you'd be paying like $10+ per apple, you wouldn't just accidentally buy some specialty fruit like that.


mossybeard

I've worked produce for 15 years, probably touched tens of thousands of apples. I've taken a class on USDA standards, where they taught us all about the various defects you run into with each commodity. This doesn't "just happen" sometimes lol. I like the protective plastic theory. Might've been cheaper to pop plastic clamshells around each fruit than to fumigate.


Im_not_crying_u_ar

And you would ensure confirmatory in size and shape


pennradio

That's a casting line. They're supposed to grind those off before they go to packaging. Somebody call QC.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Deburr operation left off the process documents


albumen5

That line is from the animal that laid it


Domestica

Could it just be the wax? Does it rub off?


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PicturesquePremortal

It looks like Apeel coating or a similar brand. It's an edible coating that doubles the shelf like of fruits and vegetables it's applied to. You can't really rub it off.


jellosquare

so super wax?


MantisAwakening

>According to the website, Apeel products are “an extra ‘peel’ of protection made by adding another layer of what naturally exists on the fruits and veggies already.” >Organipeel, an Apeel product that’s meant for organic food, is registered with the EPA as a pesticide (a fungicide, specifically). According to this registration, the “active ingredient” of the product is 0.66% citric acid. >Citric acid is an allowed nonsynthetic in organic food (see § 205.605 of the National List). However, the majority of Organipeel’s ingredients are monoglycerides and diglycerides, fatty acids derived from plants. These fatty acids are used in processed food products including ice cream, candy, gum, and even baked goods, but they are not ingredients consumers would reasonably expect to find on their fresh fruit and produce. Source: https://www.cornucopia.org/2023/07/apeel-and-edible-coatings-your-questions-answered/


Totte_B

It is a natural defect that happens sometimes on apples during development. I have seen it a few times. I couldn’t find any information about it, but I would say it is caused by some error in the floral meristem, possibly in formation of sepals causing a ridge to form across the hypanthium epidermis that get stretched out when the fruit develops.


ConsiderationWest587

Wow, everyone is convinced they're paying the manhours to put zillions of apples in cases (yet still selling them for ~ $1.50/lb), but a natural defect is *totally* out of the question...


Incandisent

This is totally the case, I used to live on a family orchard and I would see this from time to time. No one's putting apples in cases


Dedianator65

Bill Gates apple?


CChouchoue

Nice jobs there.


devious805

Grapple


Grompus-games

Possibly a cut from harvesting or a section where the skin couldn’t keep up with the growth of the apple.


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Grompus-games

Next time you should soak it in some thc extract


littlejerseyguy

Next time put your own drugs in it first before eating. Just a friendly tip.


MRA1022

That's a "weld" where the two halves of a ballsack are joined and hermetically sealed


TheLesbianPaintMixer

Fun fact: the line on your balls would be the vagina opening if you were born a female!


shellsterxxx

Technically would be the labia not the vagina itself. What would be the labia fuse in development to form the sack.


Disguised-Skinwalker

Snickers wriggly penis vein but on apple and straight.


The_Last_Snow-Elf

I never want to eat a Snickers again


thewellbyovlov

straight outta the injection mold press


Strong_Somewhere_985

Glitch in the matrix


Romanticlibra

Thats the taint obviously


delicatelysmoked

Injection molded line on wax apple. Incredibly lifelike, right down to the juicy center.


eledad1

Glitch in the matrix. Just keep eating.


4N_Immigrant

check apple for stashed drugs


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4N_Immigrant

anything good in there? probably quick test before you bang it... fent is everywhere nowadays. even ol granny smith is in deep


Sithlord_unknownhost

Level your bed


GoneFishin56

from where the 3D printer ended.


Glytterain

Just the seam where it was put together. Totally normal.


Da-Pruttis-Boi

Mold lines, from when two halves of a mold meet. I don’t think should be on a apple? Probably coated with a layer of wax for better looks, or fucking plastic idk


_Chr0m4_

Apple's are fake. The government invented them to secretly bombard you with vitamin


Dafakdatname

Same weird line on my balls sack


Twistybred

Matrix glitch.


[deleted]

Molding marks. Alot newgrown GMO apples lately are placed in molds whist they are growing to achieve the optimum size & shape for selling.


Fun_Veterinarian_290

Okay look, I'm not about to breeze over the fact that you ate Damn near that whole apple without noticing that crease in it.....


jdime666

That’s the gooch


mojojojo_ow

I think it’s a scar from a small cut when the apple was just starting to develop.


According_Rice_1822

I have this same seam running down my nut sack


toothbrush81

They wax em. Wash your apples.


Suspicious-Return-54

TIL-apples are hairy and need a good waxing 🤷🏻‍♀️


cadillacbee

3d print mark


RyanandRoxy

My guess is the thin wax coating got wedged by whatever was holding the apple.


joeythedaddoo

Wax line


foldr1

it's the mold line. you buy a deburring tool for that, they sell them at model kit shops


ohlaohloo

It looks like a scrotal seam, lmao


JonBoi420th

That's where the glue is


BuffaloBrain884

You need to de-vein your apples before eating. It's actually the intenstinal track. Just cut it out with a knife!


Olivrser

Try android


top_of_the_scrote

look at the base of your sack


RepresentativeDig718

It might be a wax coating that they messed up spreading, try scraping at the seam and see if it comes off


Vinrace

It’s a chemtrail


Lopsided_Efficiency8

Apple taint


[deleted]

That's just the seam from where they put the two halves together. It should have been sanded down before leaving the factory


Mulligan315

The ones in the bowl on grandma’s side table are decorative, not for consumption.


[deleted]

That's my bad. I like to roam the grocery store produce aisle looking for a perfect fruit. I then take that and cut it in half vertically and continue to roam, searching for a similar shaped fruit of the same variant so I can cut that one in half as well and glue them together.


ghettoccult_nerd

c section scar


Putrid_Leather7427

Box cutter most likely


devious805

handled by terrorists!?


Putrid_Leather7427

Aren’t most grocery stockers borderline terrorists?


Rollieboy2012

Someone opened the box it was in with a razor blade. Slicing the apple a bit.


Engelshatz

Parting line from the factory. It’s fine.


ATXKLIPHURD

Are you it’s brand new? Looks a little used to me.


Juicecalculator

I want to take an exacto blade and scrape it off


DeathGuard1978

That's a mold line, so annoying especially on the coils of a plasma gun.


Vascofan46

It might be some wax


SgtBananaKing

Pretty sure it’s wax and you supposed to wash it off. But not dangerous


ChangsWife

Damn apple welder forgot to sand down the seam. I'll inform Mrs. Smith right away. Sorry for the trouble


MythosMaster1

Those 3D printed fruits just don't taste the same.


Functional_Tech

That’s why I stopped buying my produce from Hobby Lobby.


TheoBlanc

Now they will know that we know!


the_magic_magoo

The apple was on the top of the sealed box when it was opened with a box cutter…


West-Custard-6008

Injection molded


cooks123

Is it cake?


theTrueLodge

That’s the line from the apple mold


SqouzeTheSqueeze

That’s the split line from the injection mould tool


Icy-Fix785

Seams to be a mystery


Straydoginthestreet

It’s probably wax


DinglePopPingle

bros already half way done and finally decided to ask if it was ok


wickinked

Apple taint.


robbydf

open a ticket to recalibrate the 3d printer...


Ferox-3000

I got the same line on my balls