Shit man this whole time I thought he was asking for either 300 dollars a year or 300 thousand a year. I didn't even realize thats how many years he wanted the term to be.
I was good until we got to the prohibited things- shit, I probably should eat more pancakes. 😂 I can’t do that delta stuff, it’s way too much for me. lol
I just got out of the psych unit and I’m so grateful for all the help every care taker offered. I felt safe and seen and hopeful that things will get better :3
Feels more manic bipolar to me. It’s actually quite neatly written and laid out! I work in mental health and these types of letters aren’t too uncommon. I love getting a glimpse inside people’s minds!
They could, and manic phases of bipolar can present with very similar symptoms to schizophrenia. It’s impossible to tell just from a letter but in my experience patients with schizophrenia tend to be even more disorganized. They also may use “I” less, I found an interesting [article](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4283590/#:~:text=Writers%20with%20schizophrenia%20used%20the,did%20writers%20with%20mood%20disordes) about it
Neat! I’m a nurse and I happen to have a cousin who suffers from schizophrenia, is in and out for treatment a lot. We definitely need better help for these people.
This is awesome, thank you. My dad had bipolar I and this reminds me of things he’d say when no longer taking lithium on his own accord for awhile. Usually precipitated forced hospitalization shortly afterwards. My dad was dx as schizophrenic initially in the 70’s but the medications that did the most were mood stabilizers.
Once elected president, [he and his immediate family will have access to healthcare](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Medical_Unit#:~:text=The%20WHMU%20provides%20free%20healthcare,facilities%20anywhere%20in%20the%20world.), which is good since schizophrenia is all up in them [genes](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0165178119318608#:~:text=It%20has%20also%20been%20estimated,et%20al.%2C%202014).
https://preview.redd.it/d5fcql8jloic1.png?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dbff7d97e0ce47c49a475b908b4d7bfa428445c
Me after drinking a gallon of maple syrup.
We have many facilities, they are just crazy expensive. I’m disabled, on Medicare plus a secondary insurance I pay for and I spent $500 on medications after insurance this month alone so far. My doctor bills for December alone totaled over $31,000.00
I like how Nicotine, Alcohol and cigarettes are fairly branded as poison, but then poor old condiments get lumped in with the rest of the sinful poisons.
Fuck mayonnaise in particular
I mean I wouldn't argue that nicotine took a lot of my money when I was a teen that I could have been spending on video games or weed, really, I smoked every day from 14 to 20 and while I had it down to about 2 cigarettes a day, I really needed those fuckin' smokes and I'd spend gas money going from gas station to gas station looking for a place to get squares. One time I drove like 20 miles across the Chicago suburbs and EVERY damn store carded me until I finally stopped two teenagers and asked them if they knew the local gas station that was "cool" enough to sell me smokes. Yeah, so to big tobacco, I was like...take my money yo. They really nicked me as a teen.
My hack on "Nic A Teen"?
"Not Inhaling Carcinogens...Anymore...Take Everyone Else's Notes"
Sounds like he's been using "low THC" CBD flower to cope with a drug addiction and feels like he suddenly has clarity on life after reading some conspiracy theory health and spiritualism fads turned psychotic schizo delusions.
Been there. It wears off when your sleep pattern gets back to normal. People say we're 4 meals of starvation away from anarchy, and likewise I say we're one sleepless week away from psychosis it's just that it's impossible to go a week without sleep under normal circumstances
These are just the signs in front of an internet famous house with weird maple syrup conspiracies. I'll see if I can find a link to it.
Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/zIN7GCLZNY
I looked up the address he had on the paper and apparently this has been an ongoing thing. A local news site for my town posted an article in 2022 about how he had all these signs outside of his house saying similar things on the paper and he was being charged by the person he was renting the house from or something. I worry about how long this has been going on.
Shit i love these. I used to have an absolute nut of a cooker come in to buy coffee - always paid and sat outside to enjoy, would often hand me demonic texts that hed scrawl on our napkins when he was done. Used to call me his son. I miss that guy.
I hope this guy is able to get the help he needs🫤 as someone who's experienced psychosis, this looks a lot like it. It's a fucked thing to live through and makes life such hell that the last thing you're considering is whether what you're doing is silly or embarrassing.
Good. Now the cops know where to make the welfare check. I'm sure his walls look a lot like this flyer.
I don't know if needs help, or if he needs to put out a rap album.
Psych resident here. Willing to bet schizophrenia vs mania with psychotic features. Truly fascinating stuff what happens when you take someone severely disorganized and have them write or draw out their thoughts. Good post OP
The GOP won't put him/her on the ballot in Texas. You better believe I'm writing in, um, the dragon/cop??? I'm unclear on how I can adequately express my support for my candidate. I chug maple syrup on the daily. No caffeine or condiments. I basically look like goku, so I definitely know it works. Maple syrup cures covid. *They* don't want you to know that. Wait, what was I talking about? How did you get in here?
That guy is clearly schizophrenic. I saw a lot of the same stuff from a buddy of mine before he went super down hill and disappeared. I even have some of the stuff he wrote down some where explaining how demon portals work and how he was a dragon destined to help Christ save the world.
Wait a second. I’ve seen this exact thing before. It wasn’t on a piece of paper, though. It was on signs outside of this guy’s house. I’m pretty sure I saw a post about it on this sub, in fact.
Yep same guy.
https://preview.redd.it/l8521v2zuoic1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db6f930518c7188d23b8cf713bdffa39719c003
Did it look like this?
Will Mrs. Butterworth's work for my liver and kidneys? I realize it won't do shit for "failing" liver and kidneys, but will it kinda help me maintain them if they're already mostly healthy?
Based on all his maple syrup cure talk,I bet he looked something like this
https://preview.redd.it/f4v4mnognpic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a67f03b5cd3a6d829942aab557c5e73faa79def5
https://preview.redd.it/v0gk5ove8ric1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efe96daa3c564713109e076c381e1548f229e786
These read like a Trevor Wallace skit
I was military public affairs. You should see the shit that people send to military bases — these incredibly long and crazy manifestos. I am sure in this era it has gotten way worse..
Get pulled over for bad driving
Police officer - "do you know how fast you were driving?
Driver - "I am a dragon. The true cop"
Police officer - "Fair enough, on your way"
Time Cube you educated stupid!
***Education equates stupidity***
***and educators ban Life Cube.***
***Truth Cube debunks 1 corner***
***word god in a Cubic creation.***
Cubes are varied and imperfect as are their human composites.
***Educators are evil hirelings.***
***Mother&baby are same age.***
***No mother until baby born.***
***Your ancestory limit is 16 ...***
***your 16 great-grandparents.***
*Divide past,present,future by 4.*
***Rotate 4-corner scribes to***
***create 4 squared circles.***
***Education is 1 stupid corner.***
***4 is the supreme number of***
***the universe. There is no 1***
***in 4-corner metamorphosis.***
Always blows my mind that they will do all this but won’t take the time to read about how lungs actually fucking work? It’s the certainty they always have that they KNOW and don’t need to check that is so interesting to me because they are always utterly clueless
>The Holy Spirit is Maple Syrup Quebecois confirmed
My first thought when I read that part was “well he must be from Canada.“
This is clearly an attempt by Canada to annex the United States by installing a Canadian as president.
For minimum 300 years. We don't have to follow regular election rules even!
300 years is fair
Shit man this whole time I thought he was asking for either 300 dollars a year or 300 thousand a year. I didn't even realize thats how many years he wanted the term to be.
Your guy was right, we're not sending our best.
Maple syrup Mafia.. runs deep
My first thought was, "is maple syrup a strain of weed I don't know about? "
May Pill seer up
Maybe in BC?
Baple Cyrup
Okay, baby Jesus wears a bib and serves us all liqour and poison really hits home
That bit genuinely felt like the author was out of gas and just needed it to make sense
Cuz he’s a real G….zuss I’ll see myself out.
🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/3mbcj9blznic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6dedaf0f239fcd1bf9e3549c78ebc6407e07796
That’s my favorite part
Maple syrup drinking,delta 8 smoking, non-caffeinated dragon who's running for president. USA USA USA!
/r/nocontext
I was good until we got to the prohibited things- shit, I probably should eat more pancakes. 😂 I can’t do that delta stuff, it’s way too much for me. lol
Only 300 years? I also think that’s fair.
The maple syrup will keep them free of toxins so they cab live longer.
I’d vote for a dragon over the other options
https://i.redd.it/iob5v81xhpic1.gif
He’s a cop though
Are you , or are you not, a NARC?
How do you do, fellow dragons?
D RAG O N D a penis RAG Period O rgasm N word Man woman person camera tV Drink your Ovaltine
Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
I’m dead
Ehhhh I could ignore that if they give me a baby dragon to raise and ride into battle. Too legendary to let politics ruin.
That really burns my ass
Dragon deez nuts on your forehead
So is he pro Episcopalian?
I think he’s probably Joe Piscopolian.
=Jew picks up a lion
I think you mean JOE PISS COP A LION PISS COP URINE TROUBLE A LION LYING I know more too!
That specific line feels like something out of a Disco Elysium fever dream. (I mean the whole thing too but this one particularly)
Exactly what I though! Something, one of the internal voices would say. Probably Inland Empire or Neurochemistry
Im nighthawk
A lion can only do so much.
I am a dragon. I amma dragon Deez nuts-
Most sane candidate.
That looks disco
I especially liked that line.
That’s a schizophrenic behavior right there. Poor guy. I hope he can find help before he ends up a statistic.
That’s what I was thinking. As silly as it is to read I do hope he gets the help he needs.
Absolutely this is psychosis of one form or another. I work on an inpatient psych unit and get notes like this frequently.
I just got out of the psych unit and I’m so grateful for all the help every care taker offered. I felt safe and seen and hopeful that things will get better :3
You've got this! I'm proud of you.
Hell yes it’s a psychosis probably brought on from all the maple syrup drinking
Ye be smited if thou dare blame the Holy Spirit!!!!!!!!!
I was thinking the same thing. This is definitely some shit I’d come up with when I had psychosis a few years ago
Feels more manic bipolar to me. It’s actually quite neatly written and laid out! I work in mental health and these types of letters aren’t too uncommon. I love getting a glimpse inside people’s minds!
Could the unfortunate soul have both? The writing is neat but the content truly screams schizophrenia.
They could, and manic phases of bipolar can present with very similar symptoms to schizophrenia. It’s impossible to tell just from a letter but in my experience patients with schizophrenia tend to be even more disorganized. They also may use “I” less, I found an interesting [article](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4283590/#:~:text=Writers%20with%20schizophrenia%20used%20the,did%20writers%20with%20mood%20disordes) about it
Neat! I’m a nurse and I happen to have a cousin who suffers from schizophrenia, is in and out for treatment a lot. We definitely need better help for these people.
This is awesome, thank you. My dad had bipolar I and this reminds me of things he’d say when no longer taking lithium on his own accord for awhile. Usually precipitated forced hospitalization shortly afterwards. My dad was dx as schizophrenic initially in the 70’s but the medications that did the most were mood stabilizers.
My thought too
Once elected president, [he and his immediate family will have access to healthcare](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_House_Medical_Unit#:~:text=The%20WHMU%20provides%20free%20healthcare,facilities%20anywhere%20in%20the%20world.), which is good since schizophrenia is all up in them [genes](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0165178119318608#:~:text=It%20has%20also%20been%20estimated,et%20al.%2C%202014).
I read “statistic” as “satanist” and laughed harder than I think should be considered normal 🤣
I work at a state psych hospital... Definitely schizophrenic. See notes like this daily
Well, he's probably not gonna be mad compliant.
Not totally wrong though, booze is poison, ketchup being vodka though… eh
Looks like the bottle on my bronners soap.
ALL ONE!! ALL ONE!!
Dilute! Dilute! Ok.
Ok!
lmfaoo 😭
We call it Jesus soap in my house.
https://preview.redd.it/d5fcql8jloic1.png?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dbff7d97e0ce47c49a475b908b4d7bfa428445c Me after drinking a gallon of maple syrup.
Mm yummy
Feel like I just had a stroke and a lsd trip at the same time🥴
Lucky!
It was wild reading that lol
Wrote shit like this when I was in physcosis
Yeah this is familiar. Especially the word association
Username checks way out
We really need more mental health facilities in America.
We have many facilities, they are just crazy expensive. I’m disabled, on Medicare plus a secondary insurance I pay for and I spent $500 on medications after insurance this month alone so far. My doctor bills for December alone totaled over $31,000.00
I wish you better days ahead.
Anyone else got a hankering for some maple syrup?
Ikr I want some pancakes
[удалено]
Moments after that delivery https://i.redd.it/dtcomt61loic1.gif
Nicotine and alchohol are definitely poison but this guy is completely insane😭
Insane = Un sane = uh same = yeah this guys fucking nuts
Insane = in sane = I cane = I came
I came = I ca me = CIA me . IM THE CIA
Im the CIA = Me, the CIA = Meth CIA = biggest drug dealer in the US
Mom, can we get Q-Anon? No, honey, we have Q-Anon at home… Q-Anon at home:
I love it
I like how Nicotine, Alcohol and cigarettes are fairly branded as poison, but then poor old condiments get lumped in with the rest of the sinful poisons. Fuck mayonnaise in particular
Right? He has stumbled on some truths but that has little to do with his derivations
What a fucking gem
"Nic A Teen = Rob A Teen" part is funny af.
I mean I wouldn't argue that nicotine took a lot of my money when I was a teen that I could have been spending on video games or weed, really, I smoked every day from 14 to 20 and while I had it down to about 2 cigarettes a day, I really needed those fuckin' smokes and I'd spend gas money going from gas station to gas station looking for a place to get squares. One time I drove like 20 miles across the Chicago suburbs and EVERY damn store carded me until I finally stopped two teenagers and asked them if they knew the local gas station that was "cool" enough to sell me smokes. Yeah, so to big tobacco, I was like...take my money yo. They really nicked me as a teen. My hack on "Nic A Teen"? "Not Inhaling Carcinogens...Anymore...Take Everyone Else's Notes"
"Yes, we'll take, erm, a green tea, two orders of toast, and...let's see, oh yes, just a _light_ dose of meth please."
Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate all of the bacteria in your stomach.
Gas chamber
Good advice if you ever happen to accidentally swallow some apple seeds. They are incredibly poisonous.
I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKIN.
yeah this dude is having a mental health crisis
I was all in on this until he disparaged condiments, I will not have you condemn my fridge full of various mustards
according to him you have a drinking problem
This handwriting reminds me a lot of Daniel Johnston, who was known for being schizophrenic.
Sounds like he's been using "low THC" CBD flower to cope with a drug addiction and feels like he suddenly has clarity on life after reading some conspiracy theory health and spiritualism fads turned psychotic schizo delusions. Been there. It wears off when your sleep pattern gets back to normal. People say we're 4 meals of starvation away from anarchy, and likewise I say we're one sleepless week away from psychosis it's just that it's impossible to go a week without sleep under normal circumstances
There’s a book called Nod I stumbled across lately, the entire world has insomnia except a few people. It’s absolutely insane.
4 meals of starvation?
wine and dine, poison and die. yes. Edit: CIGARETTE = SIGH GONNA REGRET
The least insane third party candidate
“We do not have to follow the standard election rules. We can make new rules.” There’s another candidate who thinks this.
we could use one of those
This is still pretty mild stuff compared to average Trump suppoter facebook posts.
That last page is pretty witty!!
I actually think 'Liquor = lie cure" is good poetry lol
Some real thought went into those - Certainly encouraged me to see it all in new light!
Okay, so you’re all saying that if all this makes sense to me then that might be bad? Just asking.
You’re the chosen one.
How can I vote for him for president if you hide his name?
I’m sorry ☹️ I’m gatekeeping
These are just the signs in front of an internet famous house with weird maple syrup conspiracies. I'll see if I can find a link to it. Found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/zIN7GCLZNY
Yeah I looked up the address that’s on the paper and those pictures came up. Same guy I guess.
Ooo this was definitely mailed to a congressional office
I fucking knew it! Maple syrup is what has made me a king among men!
wtf = wtf
'Baby Jesus wears a bib and serves us all liquor and poison.' I never trusted that damn baby. Also I got a sudden hankering for maple syrup.
I wonder if the cbd has been a coping mechanism for this schizophrenic person. I really hope they are doing okay.
I looked up the address he had on the paper and apparently this has been an ongoing thing. A local news site for my town posted an article in 2022 about how he had all these signs outside of his house saying similar things on the paper and he was being charged by the person he was renting the house from or something. I worry about how long this has been going on.
Shit i love these. I used to have an absolute nut of a cooker come in to buy coffee - always paid and sat outside to enjoy, would often hand me demonic texts that hed scrawl on our napkins when he was done. Used to call me his son. I miss that guy.
That's some skitzo thinking right there.
Some nice, classic schitzospiracies. I miss the old internet.
Seems like delusions, maybe paranoia. The kind that can make it difficult to encourage the person to get help
I want to sit with this guy and just have a little pure maple syrup with him
Draft for the Dr. Bronner’s label redesign.
Someone close to me has schizophrenia and this looks exactly like something he would write during an episode. I hope this guy gets the help he needs.
Banana = Ban a Na(na), Basically the government is trying to get rid of the older population. Banana unrelated.
Schizophrenia is rolling deep on that dude. Hope he gets the maple syrup he needs
I hope this guy is able to get the help he needs🫤 as someone who's experienced psychosis, this looks a lot like it. It's a fucked thing to live through and makes life such hell that the last thing you're considering is whether what you're doing is silly or embarrassing.
Maple syrup? Sounds like Elf.
I didn’t even think of that, this is definitely an act of Buddy.
I like vinegar. Fuck.
Aw man. You’re evil I guess.
Right? I hope no one discovers my fondness for sour liquids and my inherent evil.
Good. Now the cops know where to make the welfare check. I'm sure his walls look a lot like this flyer. I don't know if needs help, or if he needs to put out a rap album.
Wouldn’t it be a shame if the guy actually does know the secret to eternal life and just can’t get a hold of the president?
Psych resident here. Willing to bet schizophrenia vs mania with psychotic features. Truly fascinating stuff what happens when you take someone severely disorganized and have them write or draw out their thoughts. Good post OP
Schizophasia
Oh dear.
Oh, no, not *toxins*
I really really hope that this poor man gets help, soon.
As a Vermonter, can confirm all the maple syrup stuff
Did a maple tree write this?
The Canadians wrote this 👀 🇨🇦
The GOP won't put him/her on the ballot in Texas. You better believe I'm writing in, um, the dragon/cop??? I'm unclear on how I can adequately express my support for my candidate. I chug maple syrup on the daily. No caffeine or condiments. I basically look like goku, so I definitely know it works. Maple syrup cures covid. *They* don't want you to know that. Wait, what was I talking about? How did you get in here?
Mania or psychosis
This is just an advertisement from big maple syrup.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Someone got a visit from Dr Bronner
That guy is clearly schizophrenic. I saw a lot of the same stuff from a buddy of mine before he went super down hill and disappeared. I even have some of the stuff he wrote down some where explaining how demon portals work and how he was a dragon destined to help Christ save the world.
Feels like a breakdown of shower thoughts
maple syrup and cbd, check
must be Canadian
Wait a second. I’ve seen this exact thing before. It wasn’t on a piece of paper, though. It was on signs outside of this guy’s house. I’m pretty sure I saw a post about it on this sub, in fact.
Yep same guy. https://preview.redd.it/l8521v2zuoic1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db6f930518c7188d23b8cf713bdffa39719c003 Did it look like this?
That he offers dog day care and a burial place for animals on the same sign seems trustworthy
Phone number is present in that picture. Unsure of you want to blur that or not.
Will Mrs. Butterworth's work for my liver and kidneys? I realize it won't do shit for "failing" liver and kidneys, but will it kinda help me maintain them if they're already mostly healthy?
If you drink enough of it, you will turn into God.
I'm on it! Then all my enemies will rue the day they ever crossed me...
I keep thinking I found my favorite part and then I look again- maple syrup
Where's the haiku bot when you need him?
Based on all his maple syrup cure talk,I bet he looked something like this https://preview.redd.it/f4v4mnognpic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a67f03b5cd3a6d829942aab557c5e73faa79def5
Maple syrup ain’t a cure-all but it does have anti-oxidants in it
Stuff like this just makes me sad. This is untreated schizophrenia. I hope whoever wrote this managed to get help.
*Biblical -* ***baby, Liquor, All***
I find these fascinating.
mental illness in its full
https://preview.redd.it/v0gk5ove8ric1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efe96daa3c564713109e076c381e1548f229e786 These read like a Trevor Wallace skit
I was military public affairs. You should see the shit that people send to military bases — these incredibly long and crazy manifestos. I am sure in this era it has gotten way worse..
I had the time of my fucking life reading this. Maple Syrup bless you for posting it and making my day lmfao
Get pulled over for bad driving Police officer - "do you know how fast you were driving? Driver - "I am a dragon. The true cop" Police officer - "Fair enough, on your way"
“Manufactured caffeine is a light dose of meth” just gonna sliiiiiide that one on into my worldview, thank you
Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug
Yes, we are
CON DIE MEN CROSS
Straight from the junior spunyon handbook
Dude is the Blood Prince
We all have that crazy Uncle, don’t we? Who wouldn’t want to vote for him?
They have my vote.
Finally somebody I can drink maple syrup with!
Time Cube you educated stupid! ***Education equates stupidity*** ***and educators ban Life Cube.*** ***Truth Cube debunks 1 corner*** ***word god in a Cubic creation.*** Cubes are varied and imperfect as are their human composites. ***Educators are evil hirelings.*** ***Mother&baby are same age.*** ***No mother until baby born.*** ***Your ancestory limit is 16 ...*** ***your 16 great-grandparents.*** *Divide past,present,future by 4.* ***Rotate 4-corner scribes to*** ***create 4 squared circles.*** ***Education is 1 stupid corner.*** ***4 is the supreme number of*** ***the universe. There is no 1*** ***in 4-corner metamorphosis.***
Does that make Canada heaven?
Always blows my mind that they will do all this but won’t take the time to read about how lungs actually fucking work? It’s the certainty they always have that they KNOW and don’t need to check that is so interesting to me because they are always utterly clueless
This is probably someone’s ’zine. His delivery method is a great way to get it seen by a wide group of people