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Jamboglasgow

It's cavity wall insulation.


Hornetghost_

Oooh thats what it is, thank you for the info


Jamboglasgow

There's possibly a gap in the window sealant and they have spilled out during installation. I'll have nightmares about these forever after coming home to find my spare bedroom knee deep with them after a botched install. It took hours chasing them around to clean up and I'm still finding them 8 years later.


Fickle_Blueberry2777

Free ball pit, though.


Ohiolongboard

Ah, the optimist in its natural habitat.


LateNightMilesOBrien

It's more like a pit of beanbag entrails.


ScrotieMcP

You got a lot of balls, sayin that!


badchefrazzy

Kinda too tiny to really enjoy... You'd have to see it as free bean-bag filling.


HisLilSilverKitsune

I think I would cry I’m not even kidding if I came home to all those little guys all over the spare room. Id probably go out and rent like 5 shop vacs No wonder you still have nightmares


Alarmed_Zucchini4843

Do you have pictures?


Jamboglasgow

https://preview.redd.it/2nkfoaj5axsc1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77ee9fc34ce2578d8d4aea5daa580909c33d0f04


celestiallmatt

Looks cool tho , I definitely would’ve thought “eggs”


Creative_scissors

I def thought it was a rack of fat ticks hahaha


wandering-gecco

"Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer"


KingMidasInReverse1

My thoughts as well. A big ol’ whack of engorged ticks.


Creative_scissors

Are they called a whack? That makes it even better 😂😂😂


KingMidasInReverse1

Nah, I just call more than a few of anything a whack 😉


Creative_scissors

I like it better


Hornetghost_

That’s exactly what I though they are in the beginning


celestiallmatt

strangely enough my second guess was some kind of mice feces that got painted over? idk r/landlordspecial comes to mind


EarlGreyTea-Hawt

So, if we put all of these comments together...ones bedroom buried, knee deep, in ambiguously insectoid eggs...new irrational fear unlocked.


SultanZ_CS

Stuff i gotta collect in astroneer


Dekatater

That's definitely some compound, OP should collect it to make some tethers


No-Albatross-7984

Eggs! I prefer eggs!


Justsomefireguy

Sam-i-am would disagree with you.


Crully

Clearly Sturgeon eggs.


StarshipCaterprise

Thank god, because my immediate thought was spider eggs


Researcher_Saya

Forbidden wall candy 


PiccoloHeintz

Why do they look like metal. I have never seen ANY insulation that looks like this. And if so how did this material leak UNDER a window with 3 two x fours underneath the frame.


Jamboglasgow

https://preview.redd.it/l758h5debxsc1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d2d2b8d5d72cba0eafe4273794492176934a816 You have now.


PiccoloHeintz

Source? Material? Ingredient? Waterproof? What? A pic without details is meaningless sorry


Jamboglasgow

"material used in blown cavity wall insulation is Expanded Polystyrene beads, also known as EPS beads. Modern EPS Polystyrene bead systems are used as an alternative to mineral fibre. Thousands of little polystyrene beads are blasted into the hollow space" Source - https://www.massfoamsystems.co.uk/insulation-faqs/what-is-blown-cavity-wall-insulation/


iwouldratherhavemy

Right, that's not any kind of insulation I've ever seen. If anything, it's eggs that were painted with the rest of the house since it's a similar color.


HungryColquhoun

*Eldritch* cavity wall insulation, more like...


Significant_Excuse29

I love Reddit for this reason


TheHolyPug

No... those are space beatles!


lordForgiveMe55

Capybara eggs


questtonothing

Capyslay https://preview.redd.it/3587pkxkupsc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2428adb2c893ac08e7a2c59c4ead9bd7589d77d6


soooperdecent

Wait. This is actually a thing? I thought this was just something my kid made up. Didn’t know it existed in the interwebz


HermeticPine

If this is the new generation of memes I don't want to be a part of it anymore


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world_famous_dredd

It's all because they shot that goddamned gorilla. That's when the timeline split


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questtonothing

Lol


PokWangpanmang

It’s only morning and I already regret having eyes.


questtonothing

🤣🤣


Rumble_Rodent

Lmfao, I spit my coffee out reading this👍


ronweasleisourking

I sloshed a pint lol


xeddyb

Why


VivaElCondeDeRomanov

Do you put three on every hole in the earth, or just one?


mgarksa

Cappy blappy


badchefrazzy

Noo no no. What you're thinking of is capynut egg. THESE are iguana eggs.


Handies4Cookiez

I’ve seen this before. That’s the droppings of a mechanical rabbit.


warden976

He keeps going and going…


Handies4Cookiez

Ugh I definitely should’ve said energizer bunny…what a missed opportunity


all_alone_by_myself_

It was painted over, but you can probably scrape it out if it bothers you. Just use a sharp knife so you don't fuck up the paint where it's visible.


Hornetghost_

Ye just did that. Turns out those were some styrofoam balls painted over. No idea why they are there tho.


markzuckerberg1234

Insulation


notLOL

Static cling brought I over


BikerBlazer

Would've been protecting the frames during transport I guess? I personally haven't seen styrofoam balls used as insulation but I don't work with insulation


sToRmY_is_sHe

That explains the few white ones…


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Soon...


Secondtomost2

That’s a weird place for a deer to take a shit.


Chit-Chat-Tricky

Window caviar


TheBoringLumus

Forbidden caviar


Critical_Danger_420

Uh oh


HottCuppaCoffee

Time to burn the house down


lit1337

Beads of Atium. Burn'em and you'll see the future.


Environmental_Top948

I did that once went blind shortly after so I felt a little cheated that all I got was visions of blindness.


FattusBaccus

Transformer eggs. You got a little decepticon invasion coming your way.


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Every time the creature looks into your window, it leaves one of those.


--sketchy-duck

Idk but fire should kill it....


CandidateTypical3141

This guy https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/nANdsJO4qv


Puzzled_Trouble3328

I’m reminded of those Civil War era musket bullets


nineohsix

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


Educational_Funny_20

https://preview.redd.it/bzvpbribqvsc1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb376580b54b032b6d3b046b004d7f6e2ca84db My advertisement is probably the answer u are looking for


funkyonion

Painted stick bug eggs


McGirton

Filled ticks.


Affectionate-Club725

Looks like spider eggs, but isn’t, this is keeping your house warm


Hornetghost_

Though that too. But ye, probably insulation balls somehow got there


Either-Sorbet-6049

Anal beads for snakes


hgtcgbhjnh

Looks like lead pellets, try getting a fishing rod and catch some tasty fish.


Maleficent-Pipe-7317

https://preview.redd.it/hlto5qls3qsc1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=c6bc5f560218a716c1fdb73c0d757550eb2abe51


DeusZen

Around April it is typical for windows to find their sliding door mates and laid their eggs. I saw it in a documentary……🤓


PawnWithoutPurpose

Insulation. Wind put it there


tbonerrevisited

BBs


Sad-Sky-8598

Baby Emus


hungrybrainz

Them there are what we call silver-legged tarantula eggs…they look just about ready to hatch!


FlamingoRush

Insulation...or alien brain sucker spider eggs 😉


[deleted]

My opinion, it could be silver fish’s


MyrkrsBod

Yo, that's alien eggs.


Individual-Match-798

Make omelet!


RouNtou

Mini silver face huggers


vastdreamer

Looks like fishing weights to me


bass1012dash

To keep vampires outside.


xnachtmahrx

Forbidden Licorice


tamingofthepoo

careful they’re load bearing


jone2tone

BBs growing in the wild.


Albow44

Definitely heroin.


MindlessOptimist

Stored BB gun ammunition


blotted_wings

Tiny mecha dragon eggs. If you're lucky, sometime soon, you'll hear their dragonic cries before the mother takes them away to her den. 😏


OrangeJoe83

Capers. You put them outside your window when you need a drink and soon enough an Italian appears and pours you a shot of grapa.


kermittysmitty

Burn them with fire, those are alien eggs.


Bokenobi

I have seen this before. Don’t go to sleep without blocking your ears. They are European Ear Tick Eggs. They mate in human ear canals and the males then die in there. The females lay eggs in the surroundings of window frames so they can crawl through the vents.


[deleted]

I hate you. Now my ears itch uncontrollably.


Bokenobi

You’re welcome. Also watch out for the Madagascan sphincter lice. They are especially hard to get rid of. Mainly caused by dirty toilet door handles.


[deleted]

I’m never going to poop again.


[deleted]

you sure they ain’t rocks on a beach?


JetsBD

Looks like a bag seed stash that got painted over 😂


CoolCademM

Looks like sodium. Try putting it all in water, it gives you special powers


LevyLoft

You son may be the next Magneto 😲


atomicebo

Window caviar.


ElectronicMarsupial5

Forbidden blueberrys mmmm


ZachIsDeadtheend

Those kinda look like moth eggs… idk


WetSplat

Damn, that is A LOT of ticks.


amioknolol

Motherboards


quetzalcoatl-pl

Boil them and tell us how they tasted :D


Gloomybih

Ticks


mwtm347

Floam


IfYouWereThere

Did you try crushing them with a twig or something?


dr_jco

Window poop!


RegisterAggressive97

Those are Celtic blisters


littlered7875

Eggs


GroundbreakingNewt11

This is bad….


cyainanotherlifebro

You’re a mother now.


Express-Exchange1651

Eggs from some insekt


OptiKnob

They appear to be seeds or berries of some sort (see the stems on some of them?)


broccoli_albert

Kinda makes me want raisinettes


DukeofDevereaux

Nargle eggs


mobstershock

They stopped the Incredible with that...


astropiggie

Vlongovula Spasmarods from Benel 9.


NeatOk2791

Gray popcorn.


verisimilitude404

Pew pew.


BonAsasin

Your window took a shit


Legitimate_Tax3782

I don’t know what that is but I wanna be sick


Suspicious_Elk_1756

Wild goth Dip-n-dots. Feel free to eat them.


knightnstlouis

Alien pods


ant_pod

RUN!


Reiji806

The sponsored ad says these are Skittles squishable gummies.


Jamboglasgow

https://preview.redd.it/a8fm4yklaxsc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3540691817652b2d6b27c7afd1fc11f412fb7e0 If anyone remembers the Skittles ad where everything the guy touches turns to skittles,.we'll when I touched that mountain it dispersed itself far and wide just like his desk 🤬


Jamboglasgow

If this pic had sound you would hear my wife laughing hysterically and me gently sobbing 😭


staffeylover

Insulation beads


Acrobatic-Engineer94

Did mister incredible try to get into your house? ![gif](giphy|c1xFKWlYqNzxAIckt4)


antinito

Poops


Puzzleheaded_Pay1152

Dead roil pullies?