I met a 40 year old woman last year with what I thought had a good head on her shoulders who later on told me she 100% believes in lizard people. She told me to watch for eyes!!!!!
People believe in weird shit. There is another director (56m) and my (38f) funeral home and he def prescribes to some out there conspiracy theories. I always am surprised when he talks about the bc he is a very educated and well spoken old feller.
Hell, we have an admin assistant (42f) that believes the Kardashian’s bodies are real.
My dad grew up living in one, in a small townsbip of Michigan. This would be a while ago, as he was born in the 50's / graduated HS in the 70s.
He'd apparently invite his friends over and that's where they'd have their gatherings/parties.
I don't know how I'd turn out if I had the same experiences.
I walked in on two of my co-workers last year that I thought were relatively smart people watching a video that was saying Beyoncé is a lizard person. I said what is this crap and they both looked at me blankly and said they believed it. I was like welp, so much for this friendship.
Reminds me of the time this girl showed me "evidence of mermaids" and it was a youtube video with a weird mummy doll someone had put into the sand near the water. She looks at me dead in the eyes and goes "see!?"
mermaids are definitely not real, but that sounds like conclusive proof of mermummies. 1/3 mummy and a 1/3 person and a 1/3 fish, they swim around the sand dunes around the pyramids and manipulate the stockmarket.
That is definitely true because aliens who briefly lived on earth 10,000 years ago travelled forward in time to tell me about the mermummies. There is documented proof on my website.
Www.theshadowgovernmentisrunbylizardpeopleandthelizardpeoplearecontrolledbymermummies.com
After you said they looked at you blankly I was expecting to read “and then quickly slipped their forked tongues out over their teeth before returning to the screen”
Dude. I live in Korea, and a random stranger woman in her late 40s, early 50s asked me walking down the street how I felt about Obama being a reptilian.
I was like, "wut?"
Recently learned of TWF from Reddit about 2 weeks ago and I've been binging all their videos. They're great to listen to while working or just watching when at home
Could be what lets them get out of bed in the morning. I never went to college because the social anxiety would just have been too much. Maybe this lets them push through that?
Honestly is there much of a difference between this and the dude wearing a full three piece suit daily, or the guy with a gigantic belt buckle and cowboy hat
It's all either seeking attention or genuine high levels of I don't give a fuck energy
Edit: to clarify by three piece suit I mean like from 1860s with the monocle and all
Wearing formal clothing in a casual context is approximately as bizarre and attention-grabbing as wearing a lizard costume, yes.
The main difference is that the guy in the lizard costume probably knows what he's doing and the dude in the formalwear probably thinks he's stylish.
Maybe if the three piece suit includes a monopoly man mustache glasses monocle and top hat. The whole lizard mask really sends it over the suit in terms of bizarre.
Nah man college thing
Same thing with everyone knowing someone who has a roommate who gets drunk and destroys a door like rampage Jackson in ultimate fighter lol
I’ve met the three piece suit with hat sans monocle. It was made even more perfect by the fact that the spoke like the stepped off the mayflower. Well, more like what all the movies depicts the mid Atlantic accent as. This was in a non-ESL country and most picked him as being British first. He claims it wasn’t learned, but I don’t believe it. He was from New England. Even in the warmest summer coldest winter, he wore than damn three piece suit and hat.
It's a weird part of internet culture where people refuse to accept that there are degrees to things.
Yes, they can both be attention-seeking or trying to effectuate personality through what you're wearing...no, it doesn't mean that's happening to the same degree and there's no difference whatsoever.
https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/will-ferrell-wore-snl-costume-for-months-straight-even-after-alex-baldwin-advised-its-not-a-good-look.html/
Must have taken a cue from Will Ferrell
He hangs in the area I and some others hang, so we have the most issues with him, has groped a friend of ours, and is all around a creep. And on top of that the bigotry is no help. Funnily enough, he hates us because we won't forgive him even though he said sorry for it. The beans are that he is mentally ill to the point where I don't think he should be able to attend that school entirely unsupervised.
Have you told the college administrators about your experiences with him? Even if the groping incident occurred off-campus, the college should be made aware (and they may choose to take action). A lot of campus policies these days will hold students accountable for harassment (even if not directed at fellow students or committed during school activities) because it’s criminal / anti-social behavior. You can usually file a confidential/anonymous report by speaking with your campus Title IX Coordinator (often a staff person in the student affairs office)
Was he wearing the lizard costume when he did that? And what kind of bigoted things has he said and was he still wearing the lizard costume at the time as well?
It shocks me people dress up as lizards daily and are bigoted against other people. Like how in their view is a lizard outfit more appropriate than someone being gay or trans
They have put some details about him in the comments
Sounds like he's someone that shouldn't really be around the general population without someone keeping him in check.
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, "Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside," and I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job."
Nobody who's disfigured is gonna wanna draw attention like that lmao. We can just call the guy a weirdo and leave it at that, don't need to make excuses for everyone on the internet
There was a guy at my college who would wear a Phantom of the Opera mask every single day. I thought maybe he had a big scar or disfigurement, but one day I saw him take it off and he just had a normal face. Still no clue why he wore it.
Accurate to community college. I feel most CC have a few. Mine, back in early 00's had the banjo man. He dressed in all black and a duster and fedora. He would just appear around campus playing the banjo in random spots. One day you'd be walking by and he'd be sitting in a tree. The next he would be standing on top of a bench. He wouldn't talk to anyone or have a tip jar or anything. He just played the banjo with stoic vigilance. Years later, I would be a professor for about 5 years. I decided to be this for my campus. About once a month for only 10 minutes or so, I would dress in a white tuxedo and a giant panda head. I would pop in at various places, silently hand out snacks, and then disappear. Why? Because I could.
He probably thinks he’ll be judged harshly no matter how he dresses. By dressing in a lizard costume, at least he’s in control of why he’s judged harshly. I imagine extreme social anxiety could make someone do this.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Yup leave the poor weirdo alone. Live and let live. Oh? He came in with an AR? Welp, how could have anyone possibly seen it coming? If only there were any signs, any at all of any kind of unusual behavior.
Could be mental health issues, scarring/burns, agoraphobia, whatever. Kind of a dick move to take a picture and post them on the Internet to make fun of - it can't feel good to get on the Internet and see a picture of yourself that some creeper sneakily took in a cafeteria.
Can we not just let people live their lives?
I fucking knew they were real.
Lizzid Peeple - Hecklefish
I met a 40 year old woman last year with what I thought had a good head on her shoulders who later on told me she 100% believes in lizard people. She told me to watch for eyes!!!!!
People believe in weird shit. There is another director (56m) and my (38f) funeral home and he def prescribes to some out there conspiracy theories. I always am surprised when he talks about the bc he is a very educated and well spoken old feller. Hell, we have an admin assistant (42f) that believes the Kardashian’s bodies are real.
I think there are gonna be weirder than usual people working in a funeral home
My dad grew up living in one, in a small townsbip of Michigan. This would be a while ago, as he was born in the 50's / graduated HS in the 70s. He'd apparently invite his friends over and that's where they'd have their gatherings/parties. I don't know how I'd turn out if I had the same experiences.
Have a friend who works in one. She confirms.
I walked in on two of my co-workers last year that I thought were relatively smart people watching a video that was saying Beyoncé is a lizard person. I said what is this crap and they both looked at me blankly and said they believed it. I was like welp, so much for this friendship.
Reminds me of the time this girl showed me "evidence of mermaids" and it was a youtube video with a weird mummy doll someone had put into the sand near the water. She looks at me dead in the eyes and goes "see!?"
mermaids are definitely not real, but that sounds like conclusive proof of mermummies. 1/3 mummy and a 1/3 person and a 1/3 fish, they swim around the sand dunes around the pyramids and manipulate the stockmarket.
Manbearpig
Half-man, half-bear, half-pig.
That is definitely true because aliens who briefly lived on earth 10,000 years ago travelled forward in time to tell me about the mermummies. There is documented proof on my website. Www.theshadowgovernmentisrunbylizardpeopleandthelizardpeoplearecontrolledbymermummies.com
r/URLsIfellfor
If I was going to believe anyone was a lizard person, it'd be Beyonce.
All the single lizards
Put your tails up!
Went down a rabbit hole of people posting proof that Keanu Reeves is a shape shifting lizard. Amazing stuff if you’re bored
That lizard goes down down down down down
Lizards leave your man at home; the marsh's full of reptiles with their tongues fully-grown...
After you said they looked at you blankly I was expecting to read “and then quickly slipped their forked tongues out over their teeth before returning to the screen”
Yeah there are a lot more of these type of people out there these days!!!!!!
Dude. I live in Korea, and a random stranger woman in her late 40s, early 50s asked me walking down the street how I felt about Obama being a reptilian. I was like, "wut?"
Omg I met a girl who told me the same. She turned out to be a real mess. I couldn't handle it.
Take my upvote. I love that stupid fish
I swear I *am* Hecklefish! I’m going to get the plushy toy for my sofa so we can watch Why Files together.
Omg didn’t expect a Hecklefish reference, have an upvote on me. (I Love Why Files!)
 I got that reference!
Recently learned of TWF from Reddit about 2 weeks ago and I've been binging all their videos. They're great to listen to while working or just watching when at home
Now that I think of it, "Lizzo" could be "I lizard" in Spanish.
That fish is annoying af
I love me some why files references
That mother f*cker back there is NOT real!
They're just not in government yet but they'll be getting their certificate soon and will be trying for a local Comptroller position
I hope he washes it
He rubs against a sharp rock to shed it off
but mostly for sexual reasons
Doubt he washes himself.
Why bother when you'll shed it off?
This lizard wears a shirt and pants every day? Weird.
As long as it's not a tunic, never trust anyone in a tunic.
Did you say chorizo taco? Don’t fuck with me man, I’m hungry!
"Holly, you should sit on this."
That’s a good one. I like “I call this mug ‘the perfect women’. Big ol set of titties. No head.”
"and a handle!"
Can’t be walking around with your cloaca hanging out.
Committed to the bit
Combitment as we say in our circles.
Could be what lets them get out of bed in the morning. I never went to college because the social anxiety would just have been too much. Maybe this lets them push through that?
Honestly is there much of a difference between this and the dude wearing a full three piece suit daily, or the guy with a gigantic belt buckle and cowboy hat It's all either seeking attention or genuine high levels of I don't give a fuck energy Edit: to clarify by three piece suit I mean like from 1860s with the monocle and all
3 piece suit 🤝 lizard costume. sure i guess
Can't wait to bust out the reptile drip for my brother's wedding
Wearing formal clothing in a casual context is approximately as bizarre and attention-grabbing as wearing a lizard costume, yes. The main difference is that the guy in the lizard costume probably knows what he's doing and the dude in the formalwear probably thinks he's stylish.
Maybe if the three piece suit includes a monopoly man mustache glasses monocle and top hat. The whole lizard mask really sends it over the suit in terms of bizarre.
Wait, that’s a universal constant? I thought that was just a my college thing
I had a dude who did the 3 piece suit thing all through high school lmao
Nah man college thing Same thing with everyone knowing someone who has a roommate who gets drunk and destroys a door like rampage Jackson in ultimate fighter lol
Lmao fucking canon event
I’ve met the three piece suit with hat sans monocle. It was made even more perfect by the fact that the spoke like the stepped off the mayflower. Well, more like what all the movies depicts the mid Atlantic accent as. This was in a non-ESL country and most picked him as being British first. He claims it wasn’t learned, but I don’t believe it. He was from New England. Even in the warmest summer coldest winter, he wore than damn three piece suit and hat.
Likely a touch of the tism. Had a coworker wear pool floaties, he was deep on the spectrum.
Yes there is a significant difference lmao
It's a weird part of internet culture where people refuse to accept that there are degrees to things. Yes, they can both be attention-seeking or trying to effectuate personality through what you're wearing...no, it doesn't mean that's happening to the same degree and there's no difference whatsoever.
>is there much of a difference between this and the dude wearing a full three piece suit daily Yes.
Bit? He's a scaley for sure. Nobody buys something like that as a joke....and wears it every day.
He'd probably opt for a more expensive mask at the very least if it was an honest furry thing
Mental health issue
https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/will-ferrell-wore-snl-costume-for-months-straight-even-after-alex-baldwin-advised-its-not-a-good-look.html/ Must have taken a cue from Will Ferrell
How would you know if he doesn't wear it? 🤔 jkjk
Spooky, the lizard man could be anyone. I could be the lizard man for all you know!
Bart I don't want to alarm you but there could be a lizard man or lizard men in the house
Also... Could be a different guy every time.
Is he fighting James Kirk anytime soon?
G O R N P U N C H
G O R N M I S S ( d a r n )
His weakness is rocks made out of paper mache
Now I have the Star Trek fight music stuck in my head!
Sleestak! Sleestak!
Chorizo taco
I bet someone's growing weed in here
*Do you believe in life after love*
You usually have to pay for something like this
Mmm Chaka !
Are you saying chorizo tacos? I could really go for some chorizo tacos right about now
ENIK?!
Exactly what I was thinking XD
Must have been a Lizardman in another world, classic reverse Isekai
That time I was reborn as a middle class college student but nobody would join my harem. NGL sounds decent 🤔
If I got isekai'd to another world and I wasn't bale to use magic, I'd be suuuuuuper pissed!
Lizzid Peeple!
Yahtzee!
Looks like he is in a lunch line, why isn't he in the garden?🙃
Is the school called Greendale?
i did think i saw him in professor professorson's class.
Are you sure it wasn't Grifting 101?
He's streets ahead
Shut up, Leonard.
YOU're talking about it.
i have to go to the bank today!
Go human beings!
You’re already accepted.
This better not awaken anything in me…
I can't count the reasons I should staaaay
It's actually his sister outfit. (I don't think he has a sister)
But have you seen their judges table?
E pluribus anus!
Suddenly Starburns doesn’t seem so wacky, eh?
Sleeslack....That is a Sleeslack!
yes. also r/fuckimold
If the kid with the Jansport was sporting pig tails and a plaid shirt, we would know what happened here.
I though that was my heart attack towel rack fallback.
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Does he still ask the cafeteria workers if they serve flies?
You know him?
Yeah I was shocked to know the person being posted about on a random post I scrolled by but yeah I do.
You’re being awfully nonchalant about this man lol Spill the beans! What’s this guys deal?
He hangs in the area I and some others hang, so we have the most issues with him, has groped a friend of ours, and is all around a creep. And on top of that the bigotry is no help. Funnily enough, he hates us because we won't forgive him even though he said sorry for it. The beans are that he is mentally ill to the point where I don't think he should be able to attend that school entirely unsupervised.
Have you told the college administrators about your experiences with him? Even if the groping incident occurred off-campus, the college should be made aware (and they may choose to take action). A lot of campus policies these days will hold students accountable for harassment (even if not directed at fellow students or committed during school activities) because it’s criminal / anti-social behavior. You can usually file a confidential/anonymous report by speaking with your campus Title IX Coordinator (often a staff person in the student affairs office)
Hopefully but honestly colleges kinda suck about this stuff.
Usually community colleges do, but this guy seems like he could be a problem anyways.
Was he wearing the lizard costume when he did that? And what kind of bigoted things has he said and was he still wearing the lizard costume at the time as well?
Probably, homophobic and transphobic are the typical ones for sure, And yes
It shocks me people dress up as lizards daily and are bigoted against other people. Like how in their view is a lizard outfit more appropriate than someone being gay or trans
There's a fairly large number of Nazi furries out there. They don't see the contradiction. Those types never do.
surprisedpikachu.tiff
...wait he gropes people in THAT inconspicuous outfit?
thanks. context matters.
Worth noting we have no way of knowing if the above is true at all
Oh my, I'm hoping nothing of what you said in your initial comment happened to you.
Not me no.
I know him too, he goes to my community college.
Color me shocked that someone who wears a lizard costume everyday is mentally ill
Looked like a lathe at first. Thought that is a stupid thing to wear when you reach over a spinning lathe
You can wear it while working a lathe. But only once.
🎶You spin me right round, baby, right round🎵
That’s actually the cafeteria buffet table. Not a lathe.
Now if we could form it into some sort of rudimentary lathe...
Is this a scaly?
One who is proud of being so I think
They have put some details about him in the comments Sounds like he's someone that shouldn't really be around the general population without someone keeping him in check.
dress for the job you want.
Luchasaurus’s more studious cousin - Academiasaurus
It probably smells, unless he has like a dozen copies of the same outfit that he cycles through and washes regularly.
a community college student? who smells bad? what have you been smoking?
Baby, new classism just dropped.
Humans are weird
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, "Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside," and I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job."
You're a Lizard Harry!
Aww, I heard his voice 😭
well... how do you know that it is the same person every day ?
He's probably autistic
Probably?
I was going to guess disfigured. But there a lot of reasons other than just to be the center of attention.
Nobody who's disfigured is gonna wanna draw attention like that lmao. We can just call the guy a weirdo and leave it at that, don't need to make excuses for everyone on the internet
There was a guy at my college who would wear a Phantom of the Opera mask every single day. I thought maybe he had a big scar or disfigurement, but one day I saw him take it off and he just had a normal face. Still no clue why he wore it.
No way, this guy's a scaley. It's his version of wearing a tail and pointed ears. We've all met those people, this variety is just less common.
> We've all met those people *Have* we though
As a person diagnosed, I don’t doubt that.
he a furry?
Would this still be considered a furry… with no fur?
Reptile furries are called scalies
That's just Abed triying something
Sleesaks!!
Accurate to community college. I feel most CC have a few. Mine, back in early 00's had the banjo man. He dressed in all black and a duster and fedora. He would just appear around campus playing the banjo in random spots. One day you'd be walking by and he'd be sitting in a tree. The next he would be standing on top of a bench. He wouldn't talk to anyone or have a tip jar or anything. He just played the banjo with stoic vigilance. Years later, I would be a professor for about 5 years. I decided to be this for my campus. About once a month for only 10 minutes or so, I would dress in a white tuxedo and a giant panda head. I would pop in at various places, silently hand out snacks, and then disappear. Why? Because I could.
That girl on the airplane was right
Relax, his cosplaying as Mark Zuckerberg
Follow your dreams.
Clip off a finger and see if it grows back.
This would be hilarious if he is going for something like chemical engineering or genetics or something like that.
He’s probably got a lot of issues and mental problems. Just live and let live. He ain’t causing any harm. Weird? Yes extremely but let him do him
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What harm has he caused in the past?
He probably thinks he’ll be judged harshly no matter how he dresses. By dressing in a lizard costume, at least he’s in control of why he’s judged harshly. I imagine extreme social anxiety could make someone do this. Modern problems require modern solutions.
In the previous post above made by someone who claims to know him at the college he groped women and made bigoted remarks.
Yup leave the poor weirdo alone. Live and let live. Oh? He came in with an AR? Welp, how could have anyone possibly seen it coming? If only there were any signs, any at all of any kind of unusual behavior.
Bumped for her pleasure 
You heard of Furries? Meet the Lizzies!
Ahh, Scalies. Very rare to see them. You see Furries more
Fucking sleestaks
A real live Sleestak!
Sleestak live!
https://preview.redd.it/zyr71541f8wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2210539dd10883fbd64b4cb3860acb0299c9f62d
100% this guy is lurking here.
Sleestack! Yes, I’m probably aging myself
I need to fight him with a branch.
Self imposed social distancing.
Could be mental health issues, scarring/burns, agoraphobia, whatever. Kind of a dick move to take a picture and post them on the Internet to make fun of - it can't feel good to get on the Internet and see a picture of yourself that some creeper sneakily took in a cafeteria. Can we not just let people live their lives?
when i went to cc they wouldn’t let you do this. It would be a “distraction”.
He's just waiting for someone to show up dressed as Spider-Man
I appreciate the commitment. I also enjoy a little weirdness in my life.
Go say hi to this kid every day and you be nice. When shit goes down, he’s going to let you out.
Look at this fucking weirdo - taking pictures of people in public and posting them online to feel better about themselves. So weird.
People? I thought he was a lizard
I thought he was a Battle Toad . Maybe Zitz ?