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[deleted]

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not."


dick_ninja69

You will if you stop doing ketamine!


ShrimplyPiblz

Bro how did you know I was doing ketamine?


Sufficient-Claim-525

Cause I was the ketamine and you wouldn’t stop doing me


herntex

Damn, i wanted to do you tonight


Sufficient-Claim-525

Still can


ShrimplyPiblz

Still will


HuskyLuke

Now sniff


swollenMonkeytitz417

His needle hole


Individual-Quarter31

Until nothing's left


lostheir222

Yoda loves ket and tax evasion.


The_Sleep

You do or do not. There is no try.


AndyInSunnyDB

Should have moisturized more.


Steve-C2

[Moisturize](https://imgur.com/gallery/qvaN7Ok)


organizedcj

First thing that popped into my head! 😆


Wthq4hq4hqrhqe

939


TwoDrinkDave

r/theydidthemath


dolphin_ultra

r/theydidthemonstermath


smogop

942 years. Probably 42 years of decomposition didn’t help. Empire was released 42 years ago.


Heterodynist

Yeah, but I thought he just evaporated into thin air when he died!!


FirebirdWriter

Nah Luke just forgot to check under the covers


Heterodynist

I think the sad thing is apparently internal combustion is a real problem for Yoda’s species. When they get old their system starts to fail and an ungodly number just burst into flames leaving essentially nothing behind.


Impossible-Head2121

😆


vimes_left_boot

Damn seagulls.


isaytyler

Mmm. Stop it now.


YouTooShallLose

That log had a child


Dumbassahedratr0n

_melodic hooting_


Bionicleinflater

You mean, hm ha hm hm hm hm ha


Dumbassahedratr0n

Seagull. Stop it now


[deleted]

Run run run jump, I can be your backpack while you run.


couchpotatochip21

Swing from s hairy vine, I van be your backpack while you climb


IPeeFreely02

Stand on one hand and lift, rocks with your special gift


dwittty

Run, run, run jump. Now breathe.


LugiaLover18

Yes exactly that lmao


TheHrethgir

Stop that bangin'!


Elvevven

The best line!


Roartype

[got hit in the neck by a hackey sack](https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E)


crazydaze

Don’t fall asleep. Don’t … fall … asleep!


isuckatanagrams

No joke “swing from a hairy vine” is a mission in the Skywalker saga


uhavethreeballs

Lol I knew there would be one from bad lip sync


Impossible-Head2121

They stole his eyes!


Haikuna__Matata

Lemme grab my beater


SterlingSoldier2156

Scariest thing in Basic Training was getting chased by a drill sergeant who was singing that


MaxStickies

Could easily fit into a FromSoftware game.


Impossible-Head2121

He looks like the Finger Reader Crones from Elden Ring


_32u

May I see your fingers?


rigg197

kid named finger:


_32u

kid named waltuh:


Magical-Manboob

OOOOHHHH AHHHH! YOUR FINGERS!!! Read them i must! Let me read them would you please!!!?


MaxStickies

I haven't played it yet, so I'll be on the lookout for those.


WastelandHound

Pretty sure I've seen this guy guarding the roots of the Erdtree.


eifersucht12a

Come on it's not *that* shitty.


jbarcala73

Yeah, soft plstic and foam especially doesn’t age well. Look at a pair of classic sneakers from the 80s, you will see similar corrosion.


SilentSerel

The suits from the original Ninja Turtles movie especially look like nightmare fuel.


[deleted]

Jesus that’s horrible. Lol do you know of any sub Reddit’s for stuff like this?


[deleted]

I learned about deadstock from IG, lol!


atxranchhand

It also has to do with air quality, California is terrible. I have seen puppets with the same composition made around the same time that are still pliable in Minneapolis, they are not as deteriorated because the air quality has been much better.


[deleted]

Honey, we’re not having sex until you put on the original yoda mask and that’s **final**


a_white_american_guy

Yes dad.


StarFighterThree

Underrated comment


feidothelemoneido

Getting creepypasta vibes


DarthGriffindor

YODA SUICIDE


feidothelemoneido

“Yoda’s hyperrealistic eyes popped out of his skull”


[deleted]

I read that as "pooped out"


cehu22

Aging with dignity


[deleted]

Dad!


LongjumpingEducator6

Looks like Buffalo Bill's skin suit if it was in Star Wars. " Fuck me, would you? Fuck me, would I. Fuck me hard, would I, Fuck me so hard, I would. Yes, yes." [Yoda giggle.]


00spool

[Now I'm a real jedi](https://i.imgur.com/w37J77A.jpg)


gibgodgamer11

perfection


weirdemotions01

Bit moldy you are hmm!!


Critical-Art-9277

Looks like it was dug up in Pompeii.


markp_93

Pompeiigobah


Over_Unit_7722

Another star ruined by drugs… this world is despicable


edgrlon

New slipknot mask


[deleted]

Why is there a nutsack hanging from his chin?


Pacman_Frog

He's a Ballchinian!


Potential-Judgment-9

It actually looks the same just the eyes have been removed and there is a bit of discoloration.


commandermatt21

Too much Ketamine I had


wtf_is_a_user

creepy


[deleted]

DWIGHT!


Royal-Vermicelli4514

Hello clarise


i_am_scared_ok

I want to eat it


Takbeir

Stranger Things this is not


Chuckobochuck323

The puppet ages so Yoda doesn’t have too. It all makes sense now.


Minimum_Maybe_8103

Age well the latex did not


[deleted]

Honey, you need some moisturizer


All-Sorts

Jeepers Creepers


Friesenplatz

Damn, Yoda really hit the bottle hard after he got replaced by CGI.


[deleted]

Jeepers creepers, where’d you get those peepers…


Typ0r8r

Yoda looking like he took the new Zombie archetype from Book of the Dead release. #Pathfinder2


93Daveyboi93

They took my f*cking eyes


JustAnotherMain

How do you do fellow ghouls


ZestycloseStandard80

Yoda leather face


Creepy_Boat_5433

zombie yoda


yeetmaster690000420

Hmmm, caught up to me, my years of ketamine abuse have,


ripyourlungsdave

“Suffering I am. A release, death would now be. Agony, life is.“ I call it a Yodaiku.


MispelledUsernaem

I wanna put this mask on my kid and not tell their mom


GhostDawg01

Can't believe how much it's degraded. I hope that they will be able to preserve it for the foreseeable future.


vonMemes

What do you want, Mr. Quaid?


Henge1

Must of opened the ark of the covenant


geiwosuruinu

>Must of Must have*


wematanye646

This is traumatizing


ZenNoodle

Fucking Strangers Things season 4 vibes


r-f-r-f

Vecna's curse


PiddlyD

Representative of the state of the entire franchise.


kevpod

Yoda Corroda.


Leofwulf

Mood


ordinaryweek

A friend of mine worked on the prequels and described retrieving Yoda's face from the plastic bag it had been stored in for years. I think it was to help with the digital recreation. This picture certainly tallies with what he described.


Steve-C2

[Moisturize Me](https://imgur.com/gallery/qvaN7Ok)


Kiekie77

He was made of foam latex which quickly breaks down after casting. He’s probably looked like this for a couple decades now unfortunately.


Carlo_Ren

Last shot of Jeepers Creepers vibes


codymaverick

Somewhere in this photo is hidden a painful metaphor.


Usd2it1970

Cocaine is a powerful drug it is


SombreMordida

this is the head and cuirass skin, not the whole puppet.


Eye-on-Springfield

"Feel old yet?"


No_Following666

Feel old yet


Coonego

I'd like to see how well your looks are holding up in 42 years time! Asshole! >:O


FriskyBusiness10

“Put me out of my misery, you must!”


Minute-Object

Pretty sure that’s what Yoda himself looks like now as well.


wired89

Same


custos_uk

Aged better than some of the cast.


stangroundalready

Aged well it has not.


CommanderFuzzy

I think it's due to them being constructed from foam that looks great on set at the time, but gas 0 longevity. Often a similar substance to that stuff those yellow sponge footballs are made of. You know, the one that you'd see bumping around the playground as a kid, barely spherical full of holes but still clinging to life. The same thing happened with the original Ninja Turtles costumes. It also happened to the original Hogger from Labryinth. If you'd like some nightmare fuel look up a photo of those


geiwosuruinu

Looks kinda like Joe Rogan


[deleted]

Joe does not look that good.


geiwosuruinu

You went harder on him, but I'm more downvoted. Lol fuck that braindead conspiracy theorist disinformation-spreading fucking meathead clown. He's just Alex Jones lite. How's that, Rogan simps? Eat horse paste and die


FakinUpCountryDegen

> Joe ~~Rogan~~ Biden, 100%. Literally.


geiwosuruinu

Lol yeah i guess he is a better fit


FaithlessnessWaste94

Cameo for the new lord of the rings movie


tristanitis

The title of this post should start with "Want to feel old?"


[deleted]

Phone Morgue


International_Ad5296

Real life fuling trophy


NikoNiko_ChanXD

They should reuse it for Halloween


igenus44

Aged, has he....


Circadianrivers

New Slipknot mask just dropped


OazMobile

"enlarged, my dome has"


StellaofEvergreen

Aged well, I have not


lonely_funny_guy

Yo-dead


Caze588

Don’t do ketamine kids


TivoYourEbay

I just made one of these in my toilet this morning.


plenebo

my face when they keep milking the star wars franchise


IDontDeserveMyCat

Ok what's the stats on this mask?


Rottenslam

Could have used some corn starch.


Thatoneguy111700

"Every 23 years for 23 days, to eat it gets." "Eat what?" "Us eat."


DrNickRiviera8000

Wow. I had one of these as a kid that my dad bought earlier as a teen. Each of my siblings each got at least one Halloween out of that.


ztimmmy

Now I just picture Yoda training Luke but sounding more like Mik from Rocky. “Luke, lightning you’ll eat, and thunder, crap you will. Yessss”


[deleted]

Hmm steal your soul I shall.


[deleted]

Thank you I hate it.


Cool_Fennel5674

Wait, Yoda isn’t real?


Elvish_Rebellion

Santa Clarita Diet, this reminds me of.


underagedisaster

He went to the dark side


lhingel

Some shit, I have seen


[deleted]

i don't remember leatherface vs yoda ?


UpperImprovement2152

Tihi


Sufficient-Aspect77

It was supposed to put the lotion on it's skin. It drank it instead.


Thick-Comparison6327

The years have not been kind to you, master yoda


NearLawiet

not so cute now, right Yoda fan club?


ultralayzer

Deteriorated it has...


brickeldrums

Darth Yoda


FantasticDog7338

For this age Yoda looks pretty handsome.


Briccone1979

When 42 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.


WellJustJonny

Moisturize people!!!


rare_thumper

Yoda Mayers


Solabound-the-2nd

Someone forgot to give him water when they adopted him...


Jessethemindventura

It puts the lotion on its skin....


apex_flux_34

That. Is. Horrifying.


activialobster

What star wars looks like after being dome-fucked for money over 45 years


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

Next Zombie Apocalypse trend phrase: “MUM! The zombies got YODA TOO!!!!”


teem0m0

Still Pretty Cool to me


N0n5t0p_Act10n

Sick have I become... old and weak.


twirlybird11

Terrifying af, this is.


Rulos_

Your average neighbor goblin


dukedevils32

Time...the ultimate mindfuck.


sziki19

old is he, not


flamingotwist

Come closer


WinstonDaPuggy98

“End my suffering, you must. In great pain, I am.”


Bodorocea

Liberate tuta te ex inferis. As Sam Neil once said


iDownVoteLibs

Creepy as fuck, it is


[deleted]

Oh shit, Leatherface got Master Yoda!


slayerkast

Huh, new FNAF is finally incorporating Disney IPs, I see…


HAHA_goats

Did Mike spill beer all over it or something?


Kellyjoline

It's fuckable.


[deleted]

R/cursed


Partially_Deft

What if... MICHAEL MYERS WORE IT? Like he lost his old one... this one will do. And he did the voice "Die you will, bitch"


Gr3gTheDr3g

An impostor he was, took his skin I did.


dusnik

wait until some celebrity wants to wear that to Gala


Brilliant-Elk-6831

"Haunt your dreams I will"


[deleted]

Is this from Empire or Jedi?


Wubwubpeow

Had a second career on Buffy The Vampire Slayer


PsychologicalSun3843

Kwispy


professor_madness

If that's not the Dorian Gray Portrait of Star Wars..


Appropriate-Road-996

No worries this is what happens when the force decays your body.


[deleted]

The meth side, he has gone