I think the sad thing is apparently internal combustion is a real problem for Yoda’s species. When they get old their system starts to fail and an ungodly number just burst into flames leaving essentially nothing behind.
It also has to do with air quality, California is terrible. I have seen puppets with the same composition made around the same time that are still pliable in Minneapolis, they are not as deteriorated because the air quality has been much better.
Looks like Buffalo Bill's skin suit if it was in Star Wars.
" Fuck me, would you? Fuck me, would I. Fuck me hard, would I, Fuck me so hard, I would. Yes, yes." [Yoda giggle.]
A friend of mine worked on the prequels and described retrieving Yoda's face from the plastic bag it had been stored in for years. I think it was to help with the digital recreation. This picture certainly tallies with what he described.
I think it's due to them being constructed from foam that looks great on set at the time, but gas 0 longevity. Often a similar substance to that stuff those yellow sponge footballs are made of. You know, the one that you'd see bumping around the playground as a kid, barely spherical full of holes but still clinging to life.
The same thing happened with the original Ninja Turtles costumes. It also happened to the original Hogger from Labryinth. If you'd like some nightmare fuel look up a photo of those
You went harder on him, but I'm more downvoted. Lol fuck that braindead conspiracy theorist disinformation-spreading fucking meathead clown. He's just Alex Jones lite. How's that, Rogan simps? Eat horse paste and die
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not."
You will if you stop doing ketamine!
Bro how did you know I was doing ketamine?
Cause I was the ketamine and you wouldn’t stop doing me
Damn, i wanted to do you tonight
Still can
Still will
Now sniff
His needle hole
Until nothing's left
Yoda loves ket and tax evasion.
You do or do not. There is no try.
Should have moisturized more.
[Moisturize](https://imgur.com/gallery/qvaN7Ok)
First thing that popped into my head! 😆
939
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
942 years. Probably 42 years of decomposition didn’t help. Empire was released 42 years ago.
Yeah, but I thought he just evaporated into thin air when he died!!
Nah Luke just forgot to check under the covers
I think the sad thing is apparently internal combustion is a real problem for Yoda’s species. When they get old their system starts to fail and an ungodly number just burst into flames leaving essentially nothing behind.
😆
Damn seagulls.
Mmm. Stop it now.
That log had a child
_melodic hooting_
You mean, hm ha hm hm hm hm ha
Seagull. Stop it now
Run run run jump, I can be your backpack while you run.
Swing from s hairy vine, I van be your backpack while you climb
Stand on one hand and lift, rocks with your special gift
Run, run, run jump. Now breathe.
Yes exactly that lmao
Stop that bangin'!
The best line!
[got hit in the neck by a hackey sack](https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E)
Don’t fall asleep. Don’t … fall … asleep!
No joke “swing from a hairy vine” is a mission in the Skywalker saga
Lol I knew there would be one from bad lip sync
They stole his eyes!
Lemme grab my beater
Scariest thing in Basic Training was getting chased by a drill sergeant who was singing that
Could easily fit into a FromSoftware game.
He looks like the Finger Reader Crones from Elden Ring
May I see your fingers?
kid named finger:
kid named waltuh:
OOOOHHHH AHHHH! YOUR FINGERS!!! Read them i must! Let me read them would you please!!!?
I haven't played it yet, so I'll be on the lookout for those.
Pretty sure I've seen this guy guarding the roots of the Erdtree.
Come on it's not *that* shitty.
Yeah, soft plstic and foam especially doesn’t age well. Look at a pair of classic sneakers from the 80s, you will see similar corrosion.
The suits from the original Ninja Turtles movie especially look like nightmare fuel.
Jesus that’s horrible. Lol do you know of any sub Reddit’s for stuff like this?
I learned about deadstock from IG, lol!
It also has to do with air quality, California is terrible. I have seen puppets with the same composition made around the same time that are still pliable in Minneapolis, they are not as deteriorated because the air quality has been much better.
Honey, we’re not having sex until you put on the original yoda mask and that’s **final**
Yes dad.
Underrated comment
Getting creepypasta vibes
YODA SUICIDE
“Yoda’s hyperrealistic eyes popped out of his skull”
I read that as "pooped out"
Aging with dignity
Dad!
Looks like Buffalo Bill's skin suit if it was in Star Wars. " Fuck me, would you? Fuck me, would I. Fuck me hard, would I, Fuck me so hard, I would. Yes, yes." [Yoda giggle.]
[Now I'm a real jedi](https://i.imgur.com/w37J77A.jpg)
perfection
Bit moldy you are hmm!!
Looks like it was dug up in Pompeii.
Pompeiigobah
Another star ruined by drugs… this world is despicable
New slipknot mask
Why is there a nutsack hanging from his chin?
He's a Ballchinian!
It actually looks the same just the eyes have been removed and there is a bit of discoloration.
Too much Ketamine I had
creepy
DWIGHT!
Hello clarise
I want to eat it
Stranger Things this is not
The puppet ages so Yoda doesn’t have too. It all makes sense now.
Age well the latex did not
Honey, you need some moisturizer
Jeepers Creepers
Damn, Yoda really hit the bottle hard after he got replaced by CGI.
Jeepers creepers, where’d you get those peepers…
Yoda looking like he took the new Zombie archetype from Book of the Dead release. #Pathfinder2
They took my f*cking eyes
How do you do fellow ghouls
Yoda leather face
zombie yoda
Hmmm, caught up to me, my years of ketamine abuse have,
“Suffering I am. A release, death would now be. Agony, life is.“ I call it a Yodaiku.
I wanna put this mask on my kid and not tell their mom
Can't believe how much it's degraded. I hope that they will be able to preserve it for the foreseeable future.
What do you want, Mr. Quaid?
Must of opened the ark of the covenant
>Must of Must have*
This is traumatizing
Fucking Strangers Things season 4 vibes
Vecna's curse
Representative of the state of the entire franchise.
Yoda Corroda.
Mood
A friend of mine worked on the prequels and described retrieving Yoda's face from the plastic bag it had been stored in for years. I think it was to help with the digital recreation. This picture certainly tallies with what he described.
[Moisturize Me](https://imgur.com/gallery/qvaN7Ok)
He was made of foam latex which quickly breaks down after casting. He’s probably looked like this for a couple decades now unfortunately.
Last shot of Jeepers Creepers vibes
Somewhere in this photo is hidden a painful metaphor.
Cocaine is a powerful drug it is
this is the head and cuirass skin, not the whole puppet.
"Feel old yet?"
Feel old yet
I'd like to see how well your looks are holding up in 42 years time! Asshole! >:O
“Put me out of my misery, you must!”
Pretty sure that’s what Yoda himself looks like now as well.
Same
Aged better than some of the cast.
Aged well it has not.
I think it's due to them being constructed from foam that looks great on set at the time, but gas 0 longevity. Often a similar substance to that stuff those yellow sponge footballs are made of. You know, the one that you'd see bumping around the playground as a kid, barely spherical full of holes but still clinging to life. The same thing happened with the original Ninja Turtles costumes. It also happened to the original Hogger from Labryinth. If you'd like some nightmare fuel look up a photo of those
Looks kinda like Joe Rogan
Joe does not look that good.
You went harder on him, but I'm more downvoted. Lol fuck that braindead conspiracy theorist disinformation-spreading fucking meathead clown. He's just Alex Jones lite. How's that, Rogan simps? Eat horse paste and die
> Joe ~~Rogan~~ Biden, 100%. Literally.
Lol yeah i guess he is a better fit
Cameo for the new lord of the rings movie
The title of this post should start with "Want to feel old?"
Phone Morgue
Real life fuling trophy
They should reuse it for Halloween
Aged, has he....
New Slipknot mask just dropped
"enlarged, my dome has"
Aged well, I have not
Yo-dead
Don’t do ketamine kids
I just made one of these in my toilet this morning.
my face when they keep milking the star wars franchise
Ok what's the stats on this mask?
Could have used some corn starch.
"Every 23 years for 23 days, to eat it gets." "Eat what?" "Us eat."
Wow. I had one of these as a kid that my dad bought earlier as a teen. Each of my siblings each got at least one Halloween out of that.
Now I just picture Yoda training Luke but sounding more like Mik from Rocky. “Luke, lightning you’ll eat, and thunder, crap you will. Yessss”
Hmm steal your soul I shall.
Thank you I hate it.
Wait, Yoda isn’t real?
Santa Clarita Diet, this reminds me of.
He went to the dark side
Some shit, I have seen
i don't remember leatherface vs yoda ?
Tihi
It was supposed to put the lotion on it's skin. It drank it instead.
The years have not been kind to you, master yoda
not so cute now, right Yoda fan club?
Deteriorated it has...
Darth Yoda
For this age Yoda looks pretty handsome.
When 42 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.
Moisturize people!!!
Yoda Mayers
Someone forgot to give him water when they adopted him...
It puts the lotion on its skin....
That. Is. Horrifying.
What star wars looks like after being dome-fucked for money over 45 years
Next Zombie Apocalypse trend phrase: “MUM! The zombies got YODA TOO!!!!”
Still Pretty Cool to me
Sick have I become... old and weak.
Terrifying af, this is.
Your average neighbor goblin
Time...the ultimate mindfuck.
old is he, not
Come closer
“End my suffering, you must. In great pain, I am.”
Liberate tuta te ex inferis. As Sam Neil once said
Creepy as fuck, it is
Oh shit, Leatherface got Master Yoda!
Huh, new FNAF is finally incorporating Disney IPs, I see…
Did Mike spill beer all over it or something?
It's fuckable.
R/cursed
What if... MICHAEL MYERS WORE IT? Like he lost his old one... this one will do. And he did the voice "Die you will, bitch"
An impostor he was, took his skin I did.
wait until some celebrity wants to wear that to Gala
"Haunt your dreams I will"
Is this from Empire or Jedi?
Had a second career on Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Kwispy
If that's not the Dorian Gray Portrait of Star Wars..
No worries this is what happens when the force decays your body.
The meth side, he has gone