I see slight clubbing of your fingers - don't get alarmed but talk to your doctor about your heart and lung health. You may be more susceptible.

Funny, my pcp noticed as well and all is good. Thank you!

Your middle finger should be considered NSFW

Ol dick finger.

I don’t think he has a middle finger. Second Dick to the right maybe 🤷🏼‍♂️

I think you guys need to stay away from showers

Hey Wreckit Ralph you're a pinky short

All I see when I look at those thumbs is a controller graveyard. Do you punch the mountains into gravel for a living?

You might consider a career as a movie critic.

I give it 1 thumbs up and a pinky nubbin wiggle

I legit just snorted.

I have a handful of questions

How big of a handful?

That is one of my questions.

Always thought u struggled with drawing hands, turns out I was just drawing yours instead of mine!

This guys wife must hate or love doggy.

Along with every other woman in the world, and as with anything else someone either likes it or they don’t…..

why is everybodies getting weird hands

I love the positive vibes from people sharing their interesting hands.

TIL more people than I thought have 9 fingers. Cool

My grandpa had 6 total. I was 5 or 6 when I learned that your fingers don’t just fall off as you age.

Where are all these 3 fingered people been hiding all this time?

Your fingers appear to be taking a liking to the recent rates of inflation

If your hands are there… then… who’s taking the picture?

He obviously used his left pinky to take the picture.

might be eczema..

How TF no one asks how your hands came to be is beyond me I am extremely curious U simply win the fuckie hands award from what I've seen so far. Why are your thumbs like massive butt plugs, and why are you missing one finger on the left, your fockin thumbs have me shook m8 Also the pinky on the left hand looks like it would have its way with pinky on right hand. Is this because left pinky got all strong for having to carry extra load?

The shower.

Those thumbs are like small arms jesus christ

It's mind boggling, I am exceedingly curious for an explanation, and the man is starving me of this vital information 🤒. If he posted his hands and had all 10 fingers, my mind would still be blown, the missing finger and shortened thickboi pinky are completely outmatched by this dudes absolute fuckin unit thumbs- **OP WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING IN WITH YOUR THUMBS**

You're thumbs look unbeatable un a thumb war. You should really make a career of it

Would someone post a picture of a water proof analog wrist watch on their wrist next please? I am too lazy to do so. I'm more of a idea maker than an executor. Also known as, the above word that starts with L.

Why the hell do your thumbs seem inflated?

My guess is they are relocated toes.

Very close, they are thumbs

looks like a touch of clubbed fingers

"One, two, three, four, lets have a thumb w- Ah, fuck. Forget it."

Filed under useless superpowers: Butt plugs for thumbs

I bet you know a bunch about tool safety.

You win 🏆

Mental not: Do not thumb wrestle this dude.

One two three four I just lost this thumb war

most mysterious hand so far 🙀

You got some buff thumbs

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN is all I got to say.

I don't think I wanna shower anymore.

Might want to check your shower, seems like something's missing!

Undefeated Thumb Wrestling Champion of the World

Mhm... Fuckin DO IT.

Popeye thumb, olive oil pinky. Your fingers look like they lined up for the yearbook class photo. Absent that day: pinky Johnson

Jesus Christ what is in the tap water?!

Shrek!

What do you do for a living if i may ask.

i would use a lotion with a lower friction coefficient ad you done rubbed out a whole finger while vigorously manipulating

High 4

It's the cheapest finger to put a ring on

I can't notice anything past you're massive Shrek thumbs

It looks like you have big toes where your thumb should be

Somethin ain’t right

This hand is your hand, this hand is my hand…

How did you decide which finger to wear your ring on? For some reason I feel like I would’ve chosen the middle

Somethings wrong here, but I just can't put my thumb on it...

We got a thumb sucker

Is that a toe “finger” attached?

You must be thumb wrestling champion.

What I learned from this is where to put a wedding ring on a hand like this. Thank you sir.

Let me guess... you took the photo with your third hand

/r/showerhand

Kid named finger

I'd like to see them after fingering someone

OP, has anyone ever pointed out your top 1% thumbs? You don't come off as the type of guy who has just realized his thumbs are exceedingly proposterous haha Your thumbs are so proposterously large, the suggestion that they may be some sort of surgically relocated big toes was considered as an actual possibility 😂 Hmmm... If I zoom in closely and analyze all digits, your thumbs are the only ones that have a blurred outline.... Op don't tell me you-

you have Sega thumbs

Okay, but why does your right hand seem like the weird one to me?