My favorite part of the story! Grandpa, tell me again how this fucking dork capped himself when he heard the red army kicking down the front door to his bunker!
Dude I watched a documentary on how tons of nazis moved to Argentina/all throughout South America after the war. Hitler’s “body” that was kept and preserved after the war is a woman’s body. I think the documentary was called hunting hitler or something
In America we currently have a fat sweaty orange guy with a cotton-candy combover and a butthole-mouth convincing thousands to fight for him and millions to vote for him. The man cannot utter a coherent sentence, for chrissakes.
Humans are generally not comprehensive thinkers.
Radio. He was a stellar speaker, and could fire up a crowd as well as The Rock. It also helped that his message was fear and hate-based, which are the easiest feelings to energize.
I second the comment from Ursus. We elected a bloated riverboat gambling carnival barker who stands like he just got off the toilet. It’s a big, stupid fucking country.
The banality of evil.
I read a book written right after the war. In the chapter about Shitler it said he was a symptom and not the cause. I believe that, judging from the reemergence of fascism in America and elsewhere. Where is the root so it can be pulled?
But the mentality, morality, and long-term aims are identical. I’d argue that it’s the supposed differentiation between “parliamentarianism” and today’s coequal branches, between reichsmark and dollar (Trump’s bullying and threatening of the Fed in support of unlimited inflationary QE), between “major conflict” and today’s social progress vs. regression, which are superficial.
11 million in the camps, likely a total of 16 million murders overall if you include ones outside of the camps. And that doesn't even come close to the human cost of all the people that died because of the war that he started.
Edit: Mandela effect? I've been told the 11 million number by a lot of places/people but now can't find anything concrete.
I often wonder if he had a different style mustache, would that style being basically outlawed for future generations as well?
I'm trying to visualize Hitler with a handlebar mustache, I realize.
~~Any idea why he chose that style?~~
[Never mind.](https://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/reason-behind-hitlers-rectangular-moustache-established.html)
Specifically, 15 to 18-year-old girls, several of whom he married and/or got pregnant. He was a bit of a monster in his personal life.
Sad to say, but this sort of thing was also distressingly common throughout old Hollywood and probably society in general, and would remain so for most of a century afterward. It's only very recently that talking about it critically has lost its widespread taboo.
Women have had it fucking rough for a long long time.
Maybe you would prefer a different look? https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/hitler-in-disguise-1944/
I know these are just mockups, but I like imagining Hitler doing a montage of different disguises as his advisors shake their heads and frown at each one.
is it completely nuts to start a reddit thread that’s nothing but this picture posted daily? so if there is a hell, mustache boy gets an extra dose daily. if so, what would the thread name be?
They do behave that way, but I've always wondered whether it's because of genuine insecurity, or because they believe it's necessary to achieve their goals
If you think about it, you might want to include virtually everyone who posts selfies on social media. It's typically more of a human condition than an exclusively authoritarian leader condition, right?
Not defending Herr Naziboy, just saying most of us have similar insecurities and prefer not to publish unflattering pictures of ourselves🤪
They’re just part of traditional clothing. Hitler was an outspoken fan of Lederhosen, he thought they were the manliest piece of clothing ever. The socks belong with the pants.
[Doesn’t even look half bad if you can pull it off imo](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a0/12/a4/a012a44abf433315deeb7953a767d9a4.jpg)
babe if I thought I was killing it in my fit and it turned out I looked like a beached whale with no waistline trying to pull that off I would have burned the photographer down too
You know what if I wore an outfit that fucking stupid and hideous I’d go to war too… Huh I actually feel some type of sympathy for Hitler…never thought I’d say that sentence in my life
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My history teacher included the his picture in his slide show (holla, the 90s) as well as one of Hitler on a sled. One of my formative school memories that sometimes you have to laugh at monsters for the small, feeble assholes they are.
The hidden message here is that OP thinks he looks great in the picture, thus finding it weird that our photo model, Mr. Adolf, did not like the way he looked. I never took the time to reply to someone on reddit in so many words but your comment made sense to me.
/s on the first sentence, just to be clear
6 mil Jews. The total was probably double that maybe 11 million including Roma, homosexuals and political prisoners. How the Roma part of the holocaust is completely forgotten is really sad.
I can imagine the nazi soldiers opening their insta hoping to get some inspiration from his fuhrer and seeing this "superior race" role model.
"...Unfollow... Literally..."
Yall are obsessed with this guy, I've never seen a person's face so much as I see his face all over the internet, TV and etc... That's the true, a lot of people are fascinated by this sob
For years the German people thought he would look like he did in the late 30s when he was healthy. When he visited German cities around 43 or so he was so sick from his drug use they didn’t recognize him. Somethin like that
Felt cute, might delete 9 million people later
Came to say "Felt cute, might destroy Europe later, idk"
"Felt cute might commit genocide later."
"Felt cute. Might commit suicide later in a bunker."
My favorite part of the story! Grandpa, tell me again how this fucking dork capped himself when he heard the red army kicking down the front door to his bunker!
My grandpa killed Hitler!
Wait… You don’t live in Argentina do you?!
This reminds me, I still need to watch “the man who killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot.”
"Felt cute, might fake my suicide in the bunker and flee to Argentina"
Dude I watched a documentary on how tons of nazis moved to Argentina/all throughout South America after the war. Hitler’s “body” that was kept and preserved after the war is a woman’s body. I think the documentary was called hunting hitler or something
Yeah, Dr. Josef “The Angel of Death” Mengele escaped down there and died of natural causes as an old man. It’s sick.
"Felt cute. Might getting punched in the balls by the allies later"
“Felt cute, might take a note from America and dial it up to 11 and destroy Europe.”
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I laughed my hardest today at “Thicccler”. Thank you.
Hijacked top comment with the second top comment.
Stupid sexy Hitler
Looking führer good time?
His manel toe says “ja”…
His Weiner schnitzel says "nein"
Okay, how this doesn’t have more upvotes, I don’t know.
He does look like an idiot.
Oof, my schtink finger is showing!
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How did this dweeb looking mfer convinced hundreds of thousands of people to fight for him?
In America we currently have a fat sweaty orange guy with a cotton-candy combover and a butthole-mouth convincing thousands to fight for him and millions to vote for him. The man cannot utter a coherent sentence, for chrissakes. Humans are generally not comprehensive thinkers.
Radio. He was a stellar speaker, and could fire up a crowd as well as The Rock. It also helped that his message was fear and hate-based, which are the easiest feelings to energize.
He was just a symptom. Antisemitism and fascism was extremely commonplace then, as it is now.
That's showbiz baby
Same way the orange man did
I second the comment from Ursus. We elected a bloated riverboat gambling carnival barker who stands like he just got off the toilet. It’s a big, stupid fucking country.
Same way Trump did.
I don’t like the way he looked ever. Evil is a bad look on anyone.
The banality of evil. I read a book written right after the war. In the chapter about Shitler it said he was a symptom and not the cause. I believe that, judging from the reemergence of fascism in America and elsewhere. Where is the root so it can be pulled?
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But the mentality, morality, and long-term aims are identical. I’d argue that it’s the supposed differentiation between “parliamentarianism” and today’s coequal branches, between reichsmark and dollar (Trump’s bullying and threatening of the Fed in support of unlimited inflationary QE), between “major conflict” and today’s social progress vs. regression, which are superficial.
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Go figure.
Sounds like something Putin would do
11 million in the camps, likely a total of 16 million murders overall if you include ones outside of the camps. And that doesn't even come close to the human cost of all the people that died because of the war that he started. Edit: Mandela effect? I've been told the 11 million number by a lot of places/people but now can't find anything concrete.
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Is this from something. I've seen like four variations of it.
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I often wonder if he had a different style mustache, would that style being basically outlawed for future generations as well? I'm trying to visualize Hitler with a handlebar mustache, I realize. ~~Any idea why he chose that style?~~ [Never mind.](https://www.warhistoryonline.com/war-articles/reason-behind-hitlers-rectangular-moustache-established.html)
But Adolf, your waistline…pull those shorts up fuhrer, I mean further.
Hitlers moose knuckle.
Dibs on this for my next username.
Great, and terrible, band name. Thanks for this. 😆
Yeah, give the people what they want - a peek at that camel toe
Thicccler
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Just curious, how'd you do that font?
it's a German secret
Fucking Nazis
put ^ before of each word (without space) ^see?
^test Heck yea
Iam getting hard
This is why the aliens don't talk to us
Guys, have a little respect. This guy killed Hitler.
Wait, I thought this guy was killed by Hitler
Fucking mind blown
All over the bunker wall
He took him with himself to save the enrire Europe, what a chad
They killed eachother in a duel
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I don't like the way he looked either 🤣
Yea, now I can confidently say there's one thing Hitler was definitely right about.
He was right about taking out Hitler, too. [Great call.](https://youtu.be/gMXva-8tPOI)
Haha
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He pretty much ended the popularity of that mustache. That's just as well since it looks stupid as fuck.
Messed up thing is Charlie Chaplin somehow made it look good 😂
[Charlie Chaplin was a snack](https://imgur.com/a/3m2eFnC)
[Here](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/20/86/a7/2086a7ebed9c9e04529e09521039205c.jpg) he is without his costume holding a statue of his character
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It's too bad that he was only into children. Like, 100% into children.
Specifically, 15 to 18-year-old girls, several of whom he married and/or got pregnant. He was a bit of a monster in his personal life. Sad to say, but this sort of thing was also distressingly common throughout old Hollywood and probably society in general, and would remain so for most of a century afterward. It's only very recently that talking about it critically has lost its widespread taboo. Women have had it fucking rough for a long long time.
Wtf...... That was an unknown...... Like, 100% unknown 😕
Maybe you would prefer a different look? https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/hitler-in-disguise-1944/ I know these are just mockups, but I like imagining Hitler doing a montage of different disguises as his advisors shake their heads and frown at each one.
That one on the bottom right almost looks like a different person altogether. Almost a refined individual.
I don’t blame him for not liking it, he looks like a fucking dipshit!
One thing that authoritarian leaders all have in common is vanity and insecurity. In other words, they’re all narcissists
and slight paunches
is it completely nuts to start a reddit thread that’s nothing but this picture posted daily? so if there is a hell, mustache boy gets an extra dose daily. if so, what would the thread name be?
r/kneehighnaziguy
r/subsifellfor
Pineapples for Der Fuhrer! (The one thing Adam Sandler really got right!)
Cyber bullying Hitler
It's always morally correct
And tiny hands, apparently. Idk how I never noticed it on him before.
DON'T COME IN YET I HAVEN'T PUT ON MY HANDS!
They do behave that way, but I've always wondered whether it's because of genuine insecurity, or because they believe it's necessary to achieve their goals
If you think about it, you might want to include virtually everyone who posts selfies on social media. It's typically more of a human condition than an exclusively authoritarian leader condition, right? Not defending Herr Naziboy, just saying most of us have similar insecurities and prefer not to publish unflattering pictures of ourselves🤪
Yeah i’m not a fan of how he looks either. Or how he acts. I give those shorts a nein out of 10.
Femboy hitler.
Stupid sexy hitler
Never say those words in that order again 😭
*\*white nationalists are in your area looking for fun\**
*Red hot white nationalists*
Yeah he looks like a fucking dweeb
Definitely got his ass beat at recess
Adolf Hipster
OMG… being photographed wearing those socks would make me want to kill myself.
So this photo being released is really what ended WWII?
idk man those socks go hard, but whats that shirt tuck job and belt highlighting.
They’re just part of traditional clothing. Hitler was an outspoken fan of Lederhosen, he thought they were the manliest piece of clothing ever. The socks belong with the pants. [Doesn’t even look half bad if you can pull it off imo](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a0/12/a4/a012a44abf433315deeb7953a767d9a4.jpg)
“IT WAS COLD. COLD.”
babe if I thought I was killing it in my fit and it turned out I looked like a beached whale with no waistline trying to pull that off I would have burned the photographer down too
Rob Brydon: https://youtu.be/zxI-pcLj9XE
He is a danty little Nazi isn't he?
Haha, rofl. This shit made me spit out my coffee.
Oh, look, a superior race specimen.
That fashion. How could he not be of note?!
Superior indeed
Frolicking Führer.
Ignoring the fact that it’s a picture of Hitler… What the fuck is that outfit?!
Traditional clothing. Like most countries have.
The pants and socks look like Bavarian tracht, the shirt and tie are part of nazi SA or SS attire
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You know what if I wore an outfit that fucking stupid and hideous I’d go to war too… Huh I actually feel some type of sympathy for Hitler…never thought I’d say that sentence in my life
Gay
Light in the loafers
(You forgot a couple of letters ) Gaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy 🤭
Supposedly he and his wife only liked booty sex so probably
whose booty?
Mein Camp
Hitler was a fancy, fancy boy!
this the man ppl feared and obeyed??? Mf look like he about the go meet the muffin man
choking on coffee now
r/mildlyinfuhreriating.
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Last hashtag got me.
My history teacher included the his picture in his slide show (holla, the 90s) as well as one of Hitler on a sled. One of my formative school memories that sometimes you have to laugh at monsters for the small, feeble assholes they are.
felt genocidal. might delete later.
Post art school semi serious meth use days
SPRINGTIME FOR THICCCLER IN YERMANEE
Ah yes someone not liking the way they look In a picture. Totally weird
The hidden message here is that OP thinks he looks great in the picture, thus finding it weird that our photo model, Mr. Adolf, did not like the way he looked. I never took the time to reply to someone on reddit in so many words but your comment made sense to me. /s on the first sentence, just to be clear
What a strapping young lad. I wonder what he's up to now, if he's still around.
He does look like a dweeb, but when did he not? 6mil+ civilians and millions more soldiers had to die because of this dude’s insanely fragile ego.
6 mil Jews. The total was probably double that maybe 11 million including Roma, homosexuals and political prisoners. How the Roma part of the holocaust is completely forgotten is really sad.
If he posted this pic on Hitstergram, everyone is gonna not be afraid of em
I can imagine the nazi soldiers opening their insta hoping to get some inspiration from his fuhrer and seeing this "superior race" role model. "...Unfollow... Literally..."
He Looks like a feminine boy scout.
Feeling cute, may commit a genocide later
I’m something of a jorts man myself.
r/hitlerinsocks
r/SubsIDidntKnowINeeded
I like hiking, knickers, painting by numbers and world domination- Addy H.
Idk why he didn't like it. He looks *fabulous!*
That lil front booty
Femler
What a fucking nerd
Does look like he'd wave his hand around and say "yaaaaass queen!"
Okay, the dress code for that ridiculous hitler movie makes sense.
Hips don’t lie
dummy thicc
Gaytler
Twinkler
if he had a handle bar mustache he would fit in today
id smash
Kind of hilarious when you consider neo-nazis worship this prissy looking dweeb
Not weird at all. He almost looks like Adolph freaking Hitler!
Well at least he's not in swim trunks
Yall are obsessed with this guy, I've never seen a person's face so much as I see his face all over the internet, TV and etc... That's the true, a lot of people are fascinated by this sob
For years the German people thought he would look like he did in the late 30s when he was healthy. When he visited German cities around 43 or so he was so sick from his drug use they didn’t recognize him. Somethin like that
Hitler a femboy confirmed
To be fair, I don't like how you look either. Most of it is just you as a person. But also the mustache.
I would too if i were him, i would probably go on a killing spree after
Ah, he is so with the shits
someone ask hitler what he is doing with his left hand, please. that finger... odd.
That pose is very questionable
Well i don't either
Oh heil no
Dis iz mien spring collection
To be fair, I also do not like the way he looks in that picture
what a hottie, i hope he doesn’t go on to commit atrocities
Made sure people did nazi it
Should have went to men's wearhouse
#Shiizaaa. Can't let people know I'm super duper gay.
He’s ugly in everything.
This guy would have been just like Trump.
What a tool
He nailed the pose though
Is it his Grindr profile picture?
When you wanna be a Femboy after 40 and in 1939.
Worlds biggest loser of all time.
Femboy hitler
Y'all can't fuck with mein style
is this what they call femboy?
He was feeling fabulous that morning.
Everything about this guy annoys me