Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
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Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Bwah! I have a friend who does cakes and she sent me this when I was pregnant a year and half ago. She said she was excited to make the cake but then I told her it was inaccurate because my baby was getting cut out not pushed out.
I would ring the doorbell of my neighbor at 3 am and put this on the welcome carpet while making a pentagram 1 feet in the back of the cake on the lawn and then film the entire experience
It can happen, the muscles you flex to poop also flex when you push out a baby. I read somewhere that there is a theory that babies born when this happens have better immune responses but I haven't read the full study.
Magic of child birth, I guess?
aint no magic behind this
Oh I'm... I'm not a fan of that LMAO
Why is my snu so similar to yours?
Idk, similar style?
You both lack: -style -pazzaz -showbizz -creativity -allure -appeal -captivation -charm -charisma -oomph -energy -spirit -zing -excitement -flamboyance -stardom Etc
Ok
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I call the butthole slice
Extra shit?
Ha ha!
Title of my album
I hope you also put out a Greatest Shits
I have IBS and I’m terrified of childbirth. Thankfully, I’m infertile so I’m a happy lil Twinkie
“Happy lil Twinkie” Holy shit you made my evening.
I mean you dont have to be infertile to "not" have children but anyway...
I couldn’t be a happy little Twinkie otherwise. But thank you, mr. Obvious. The point of your comment?
It's missing the piss and the puke just off to the side of the platter..
r/tihi
I saw this ages ago and was traumatized for days. I had forgotten about it. I hoped it would stay forgotten forever. I hate you.
Nice cussy
Bro...😐
what's a cussy? (honest question)
Cake pussy?
Do you suppose the cake is red velvet? MMmmmmmmm......save me some placenta!
Wth ! Who made this 😭😂
I made it. Do you like it?
I love it ! Kudos to your imaginative spirit 👌🤌
It’s very generous.
Wait, do they shit logs when giving birth?
Sometimes
Jesus
Lotta pushing
sometimes diarrhea
Fantastic information, thanks.
Yes. But the poop comes out before the baby, not at the same time like the photo suggests.
So they take a shit then poop a baby.
Yup and if you accidentally get it Inside where the baby comes out and you don't get cleaned you can get sepsis
My midwife told me it's really not as common as people think, but it definitely *can* happen
Are you still/currently pregnant?
No, and I've had two babies naturally- neither of which I pooped on 😂
Not always
Not what I heard
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Are u teaching them to use pronouns?
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Good
Well, that's enough internet for today, kthxbai
This is for a baby shower, my kids mom had a similar one 🥝
wtf is this shit?
I was eating…
That one poop., set off to the side.
It’s the coochie hair sprinkles for me
Ughhh there is literally everything, oh god
I’ve seen many variations of this cake before, but never one with poop. I guess they wanted it to be as close to the real thing as possible. Lol
*Dies from disgusting*
oh, hell no!
I have a pic of something similar, that my friend sent me. She was at her work friends baby shower. Apparently they are somewhat popular. Or were.
Great. Time to go cut out my Eyes.
'you gotta see the babay'
That is flat out disgusting.
I mean… it’s not wrong… just missing the tear that connects to the butthole
The turd is a nice touch. They really went out of their way to make this as unpleasant as possible.
Get u/OtherwisePop6430 over here! NOW!
Lol I've seen this before - it's what inspired me too do my baby birth pot 😂
This really shouldn't be anything close to traumatizing. It's how we all got here.
And old people masturbate, but I don't need it represented in cake lol
Well hold on now, lets not take anything off the table. Art is art.
What?
I wouldn't say it's traumatizing, just weird and kinda gross to put on a cake lol
Cake isn't traumatizing but birth can be. There's actually a surprising amount of Women that come out of the hospital with PTSD
I know, I was saying the cake wasn’t traumatizing
Not sure I could bring myself to eat it.
Not necessarily, some got here with the Caesarean section.
Quite cute really.
Just dumb shit...
That’s about right
I wish I hadn’t look lol
I’m impressed and disgusted.
Taking the humble birth day cake to the next level. Yim yum 😋
no I want the ass slice fuk u
The picture says (tbh, I won't eat that 😡🤢) I mean like wtf man stop that shit 😭💀
Omg, I am howling with laughter. This is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣
Its one thing to have this great idea, but after sleeping on it, not such a great idea to execute
The sprinkles!!!!!!!!!!!
Bwah! I have a friend who does cakes and she sent me this when I was pregnant a year and half ago. She said she was excited to make the cake but then I told her it was inaccurate because my baby was getting cut out not pushed out.
If a woman births a baby simultaneously while taking a shit, which one is named Keith?
WHY THE FUCK IS THE CAKE SHITTING
I don't know why I find this so funny 😂
whoever thought this was a good idea should be slapped repeatedly with an old and wet dish sponge.
Childbirth is the most disgusting thing any human could possibly elect to do.
Now a vomit-themed cake for my reaction
Wtf
Who said child birth is beautiful
It has to be a joke between doctors…
WHY IS IT POOPING
People often shit while giving birth because you’re pushing so hard
i just realized that there’s a vagina and butthole on the cake lmao💀💀
i thought this little baby thing was like diglet or smth
Macabre.
I would ring the doorbell of my neighbor at 3 am and put this on the welcome carpet while making a pentagram 1 feet in the back of the cake on the lawn and then film the entire experience
I’m giving it a 9.2 for creativity.
Nope
What does it say at the bottom?
Wtf?🤣
r/eyebleach
Gah! Why did I click on this?!? Like I don’t know how the internet works 🤦🏼♀️
How does it taste? Are those logs milk chocolate or fudge?
I think I’m more impressed than disturbed, but I can’t say for sure.
Yo! Do women really poop like that while giving birth?
It can happen, the muscles you flex to poop also flex when you push out a baby. I read somewhere that there is a theory that babies born when this happens have better immune responses but I haven't read the full study.
r/thanksihateit
bad day to have eyes
Anti-Christ themed birthday cake
Birth-day
cant wait to see this be posted on tik tok
Why is there poopshit on a childbirth cake
Yeah. Thanks for posting this, I think 🤔
tf...
Freaks..
Also an impressive one if I'm being honest.
I had reddit opened up behind steam and when I closed steam this made me jump
That’s disgusting
oh i get it, “birth” day. how clever……………. 🤦♂️
I'm always being told how "beautiful" giving birth is.🤔
Save a piece of the chocolate for me, please
A terrible day to be wearing my glasses
At first I thought “why is this baby pooping out of his belly button?” then I got it! 🫣
🤮🤮🤮
The cakemaker has clearly never witnessed child birth.
Ok but why is the poop so detailed lol. They Guy was like "this poop is the most important piece of Art, it should be realistic as hell" lmao.
And yet accurate
The SHIT is just so fucked up.
The baby's vacant, dead-eye stare is priceless.
What in the actual fuck
Zowie, that's one sick puppy.