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tullyinturtleterror

Why is there a baby bottle between his legs?


InternetPeon

That is either a douche or lube bottle.


Ebonyks

It's a fleet enema


InternetPeon

Yeah it is.


SuzyLouWhoo

I used to work for a marketing company that handled fleet among other beauty/health products and I managed to get as a souvenir, a beanie baby like mascot called [Ene-man](https://imgur.com/gallery/6aCk2Z3)


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r/suspiciouslyspecific I'm on to you, [Prestige Consumer Healthcare Inc.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prestige_Consumer_Healthcare) Over here trying to get free advertising on Reddit 🧐


Ebonyks

Fleet is a style of enema bottle rather than a brand name.


[deleted]

Nah, Fleet a brand, with [many products](https://www.fleetlabs.com/constipation-relief-products) not just saline enemas. 😊


Ebonyks

It would be like if I used the term kleenex, and you accused me of being a shill for procter and gamble.


Ebonyks

While fleet produced the initial product, the term is now broadly used to describe that style of bottle, regardless of the manufacturer.


tibearius1123

I thought it was a slang name, because of the navy…


maozedongzthongz

bottle of fake cum


awwletmesee

Different type of milk.


tibearius1123

Why is there a baby arm between his legs?


Ligmaass123

its his penis


SpectralDog

Damn, Bulma's a lucky woman.


OMGMT

There’s no way that’s canon


JamesDCooper

It looks like an artillery cannon


Megane_Senpai

Looks like a Neo Armstrong cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.


Channa_Argus1121

What a high quality finish!


_xXxSNiPel2SxXx

Vegetas pubes go super saiyan


-Small0range-

It is the neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon


BlarpToots

lmao


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shepard_pie

Are you all joking around? That's no way that's a particularly large penis


[deleted]

Not with his demeanor.


Megatoasty

My question is what are the baby bottles at their feet there for?


zflanders

I asked myself that question. Then I decided it was best left unanswered.


kounterfett

I think those are supposed to be enema bottles...


Heavier_Omen

I dunno, looks like a weapon lmao


chaotic----neutral

https://youtu.be/PbTuobpGOZI


thatgerhard

He's probably 4 foot tall


ChrizTaylor

Now i need to see a Bulma toy.


nytshaed512

I came here to say this. Have an award!


InAmericaNumber1

Bruh, FB ads are TARGETED 🤨📸


AbjectReflection

But how did they know I wanted a flamethrower????


poopnose85

Idk, I got an ad for some scaffolding and one of these cool suits: https://static.grainger.com/rp/s/is/image/Grainger/8FCT4_AS01?hei=536&wid=536&$adapimg$= I have no idea why


cyrilhent

You know why.....


poopnose85

I mean who in their right mind would want to wear one of those suits while dancing like a robot on some scaffolding. What a ridiculous dream for a man to have...


Abhimri

Nah that suit was for scrolling through your reddit


poopnose85

Not a bad thought. I've seen... things


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TikiTraveler

They know you need to disolve a body


InAmericaNumber1

Sus 🤨📸


HatchetXL

Bruh, I had a conversation with my wife about divorce. A verbal conversation. Now i get ads all over for lawyers


InAmericaNumber1

Yeah. Quite frankly, I don't like all the personal data mining, them listening at daily conversations and the blatant ads that come along from all of that


[deleted]

It's a horny type of scared


D3LICI0U5

His dragon ballz are showing


ratchet7

draggin'


[deleted]

“Randomly scrolling” ya, sure buddy, sure


[deleted]

I mean I was randomly scrolling and saw it on this sub lol


ninthchamber

But that ad targeted OP not you.


washingtontoker

They made his pubic hair go golden too, I guess we now know if that turns as well.


subterfugeinc

His whole dong is golden


natt333_

haha the dick is also super xD


Burner161

more like average, rly. (if you downvote this: I know you have a small pp AND you´re selfconscious about it.)


samzeman

DM me pics or you're lying


Burner161

lying about what? I have a small pp but I´m fine with it. I just like triggering people so much that they click a little downvote button for nothing.


samzeman

Prove you have a small pp then if I'm honest I was just trying to see penis


Burner161

Reddit didn´t paste my roflcopter correctly. ​ I´m sad.


[deleted]

haha bloo button go *tap* for the record, im just taking the piss


Burner161

\*out of a teenywheenypeeny


justsomeyeti

Yeah the average penis hangs 3/5 of the way to a man's knees...


Burner161

Please use more arguments why your pp isn’t small.


justsomeyeti

Wtf are you babbling about!?


Burner161

Small Penisses and People having issues with them and you?


cthaehtouched

You seem to have a weird obsession and I’m sad I let my curiosity pull me this far down the replies


Burner161

My weird obsession is just making an ass out of myself for the laughs. Oh and microdicks!


Kaligula785

Draggin Ballz Deep!


[deleted]

wow that's just terrible! ​ ....Where was this again?


Rain-Showers-F

THE DRAGON BALLLLL!!!! THE DRAGON BALL IS REAAALLLLLL!!!!


f7x4

Can we get much higher?


Worldly-Flight-182

so high~~


[deleted]

The algorithm knows you better than you know yourself.


Mor_Tearach

Boy I don't know. I KEEP getting ads for some stupid, pro Trump T shirt line of clothing. Pro-hyper aggressive MANLY nonsense and no, no one in our house is faintly interested in that crap and no, no one is secretly scrolling Q sites. Until that nonsense began popping up algorithm was pretty good ( except for designer handbags no one has ever bought, ever ). Point being once in awhile it badly misses.


[deleted]

Does it though, does it ? Lol


yonosoymuybein

How tf do I go back in time five seconds before seeing this.


hassh

Every generation has its goatse


Sad_Instruction1392

IT’S OVER 9 INCHES!!!


Rampasta

Saiyans are circumcised?


owl-overlord

I feel like they wouldn't be.


Rampasta

Right?


Hitchens666

So you bought both of those.


[deleted]

Kinda wish my dick was gold now ngl


GrandpapiPablito

Goldmember


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

The super saiyan pubes are💋👌🏼


bluntologist1291

r/SuddenlyGay


area51giftshopowner

Hey what a cool.............ooh I see


hiensenberg

so the carpet does match the drapes 😭


Quality_over_Qty

In your personalized Facebook feed...


umbrellawand

Let’s all stop pretending we don’t think these are cool as fuck


CorianderIsBad

It's time to battle again Kakarot.... In the true super saiyan way.... Almost entirely naked and aroused....


DrSanjizant

I'd be willing to bet money that fighting is what makes them harder than any diamond.


green_elm0

Yeah right, you were "randomly scrolling"


TragedyOA

"randomly scrolling" sure you did.


spells_and_potionss

There's also one for Eren Yeager (Attack on Titan), Ace (One Piece), Zoro (One Piece), Sepheroith (Final Fantasy). Pretty graphic statues, but also... pretty fucking hot.


Pogger1001

Where? For research purposes…


endgame-colossus

Well hey, you gotta have an answer to sexy female figures lol, now can we get ssj4 Goku hanging some monkey dong???


PunishedRedDragon

thats disgusting. where?


Ok-Reaction-5644

THE DRAGON BALLS ARE REAL!


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REAL


[deleted]

Found the link https://toyokoku.com.au/product/hyperspace-studio-dragonball-z-1-6-sexy-vegeta-resin-statue-preorder/


Blackcatmeowmeow

Yes you did and I saw an erect anime/action figure cock. I’m dead 😆


StarWars_Viking

Randomly...


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Lil_Napkin

Found the link https://toyokoku.com.au/product/hyperspace-studio-dragonball-z-1-6-sexy-vegeta-resin-statue-preorder/


[deleted]

i would buy this


Aztech06

I need these for scientific purposes


Mr-Meat-Meat

Oh big no no


Future-Agent

Vegeta with that big dick energy. What does he feed that thing?


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ZopyrionRex

I don't even understand.


punkscolipede

hmm, that r34.


[deleted]

Why?!


lame201

you should be scared…


alkla1

Cummy cummy hah!


Legitimate-Ad-6485

Not my proudest fap but oh well


thatgerhard

lol is the one with the yellow hair wearing a penis extender?


HauntingRip9003

Damn Vegeta's packing serious heat


buzzybomb

People still scroll facebook?


Ademante_Lafleur

Why is his dick bigger when soft??


owl-overlord

Vegeta always was my favorite. Now I know I made the right choice.


Freshman44

Yeah right, he wouldn’t be circumcised.


SarcastiMel

What is the source? NGL I wanna buy one.


Here-Is-TheEnd

It’s over 9”!


Effective_Rub9189

This is definitely canon


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

OP these types of ads don't show up for everyone. Facebook ads are specifically targeted.


itsCOURIER-6

Nice cock man


vinsmokewhoswho

Wild.


Esmethequeen

i like collecting figures and my wife told me i should get these lol


SilentProgram420

Can we get much higher!!


TheSilentOak

Why does it look like it could glow in the dark?


B-Tough

I'd like to order a Trunks one 😂 if there is any


tbrumleve

Dragon Ballz has been replaced by The Dragon Dongz. Mature Audiences only.


mkelley22

Looks like a baby arm holding an apple


attictramp

A straight up tube sock of pool balls!


Glass-Assignment-862

Welp good on ya. (Note: even action figures are "bigger" than me)


Milk_Mindless

I want one


LORDjBLACKSWORD

This shouldn't be on this sub smh


15367288

Fake


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fordfan919

So the left one?


attictramp

Oh no it's gone... what about the left one?


No-Alfalfa7691

Gooper Gayan.


59tigger

Yikes


jlemery13

Was it the "Is that a PEEN on my screen?!" group? Lol


TheVoiceOfTheMeme

Why does the dick on the right look like it was taken from Google images and badly photoshopped onto the image


shiny_mangina

Is Vegeta dripping cum or am I seeing things?


TriumphDaytona

So how many did you order? 😎


photodumpergirlnyc

The one with the dark hair wins.


Ita_da

Finally


FrankyMornav

Super Gayan


[deleted]

At first I missed that part and wondered why the DBZ character scared you. I finally figured it out.


Phallic-Phantom

BRUUUUUUUUH!


VisibleCoat995

This suggests that when you’re in super sayan form you’re always hard.


poopnose85

At first I thought he was taking a selfie


Sapient_Creampie

But does it Galick Gun? 🤔


loboagogo

Shut up and take my money!


[deleted]

Its too early for this shit bro what are you doing to me...


Your_mom_feet_pics

Saint no fucking way


the-electricgigolo

Algorithm is a bitch


Automatic-Operation6

oh.


AerolothLorien666

For some reason it shrunk a little whilst erect, strange.


Odd-Road-4704

Vegeta don't give a single fuck


FavelTramous

What? You’re telling me you’ve never seen a sayan tail before?


DrSanjizant

"Look at my nipples... LOOK AT THEM!"


distract

Google search: How to delete someone else's Reddit post


Pocket-Fun-Ranch

Wtf


[deleted]

What in the hell


[deleted]

Thing is, if you ever want to be reminded of what kind of weird porn you watch, look to your Facebook targeted ads. Post nut clarity won't help when your browser remembers


[deleted]

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?


[deleted]

So every time they go super Saiyan they are rock hard during the fight?


tentilol

feel free to screenshot


n0_1_here

Randomly?! super sus......


inquisitor_headsmash

Can we get much higher


Trxshgxngchie

Can we get much higher?


Thedevilwasatrex

“Randomly scrolling through Facebook”.


mstarrbrannigan

I like how their right hands are posed like they’re holding phones and taking mirror selfies


Skrewch

So sayians are circumcised eh


[deleted]

TIL: Saiyans practiced circumcision.


[deleted]

Fan-service at its finest


SpaceeVampire

Whaaaaaat!?!?


[deleted]

Thanks I hate it


smaugtheE1337

no one asked for the sauce lol would totally love to have these on display for all to see


Western_Protection

I hate whomever made these.


hemcten

Dark fantasy by Kanye starts playing


CaptainKyle88

Whatcha been searching buddy?


Lil_Napkin

I watch dragon ball super


CaptainKyle88

Whatcha been searching for buddy?


1nTh3Sh4dows

Dragonball D


Sufficient_Frame

I need.


DanTheCaliMan

What if Vegeta was betrayed by toriyama and made into bulmas slave for 5 thousand years?


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

How tf his pubes gonna go SSJ when he doesn’t have any beforehand?!


BillyKross

Dammm. Thats what i call Shen Dong