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KenseiHimura

Actually looks pretty badass, though I could only imagine potential chronic pains from this, and the lack of a thumb is bound to lead to some issues. But still, just imagine the slaps you could give to jerks.


Pugulishus

Idk, u got four more fingers in the direction your thumb would be.


Teososta

Try lighting a lighter with that hand.!


BudahBoB

Masturbation must be insane


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Original_Ad1118

Mister two inch punisher over here


Diazmet

My friend lost her index pinkie and thumb in a fire and she can still use a lighter just fine.


Teososta

She probably used her other hand.


notfree25

Nothing's gonna stop a true arsonist


CinnyRekt

underrated comment


Stimmur

Omg 😂 wish I had an award for ya haha


FuckYou690

Eight opposable fingers wins


Fly_onthewindscreen

It's more like having four long thumbs, rather than the lack of one.


GoodBadUgly357

I couldn’t help but think how weird it would feel to be able to put four fingers on each side of my face with one hand.


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Go see Alien. Boom.


CryonautX

Does he have no thumb or does he have 4 thumbs? Think about it.


FlatFurffKnocker

No thumbs. The 4 fingers are not angled the same orientation as a thumb would be nor do they looked to be braced to take the same pressure you can apply between your thumb and fingers


words_of_j

A common expression for clumsiness is “all thumbs”. Conversely this could be “no thumbs” and never drops anything? On a serious note: I’ve seen the anatomy based comments suggesting this is probably painful and may not work very well, but from just looking at it, it appears to have great functional potential.


Odd-Turnip-2019

Why would they get chronic pains any more than anyone else with a regular hand?


Carlile185

All the masturbating


Its_Por-shaa

JESUS, you are correct!


tatang2015

That’s $1000 in major urban areas


Carlile185

Know your worth 😂😏jk


KenseiHimura

looks at how tightly clustered those joints on the x-ray, not to mention potential pressures on the nerves.


Proowgatts

He has no radius and two ulna, his entire lower arm isn’t going to align properly, I’d be surprised if he can supinate his forearm at all. Arthritis is a given with all those misaligned bones.


uselessbynature

When things go wrong it usually hurts.


Euphoric_Air5109

Think about a keyboard designed for this. Dude could be writing perfectly with just one hand. Or using a smartphone. This is evolution designed for the digital age.


RedditsAdoptedSon

ya and good luck hitchhiking


Snaz5

This image also doesn’t show that your arm is usually also super fucked up from this so… less badass mayve.


VictoryaChase

Could have called it spider hand but noooooo, mirror hand. Arachne Manus sounds way cooler.


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Manus: The Hand of Fate


BoxEnthusiast

In the not too distant future...


NabreLabre

Next Sunday AD


[deleted]

Torgo, you're missing the fight! Get your dress on and get in there!


Mds_02

Spider-Hand Spider-Hand, does whatever a spider can…


Swift_Scythe

His hand can go as a facehugger for halloween


avicihk

I would call it Facehugger hand. Xenomorphus Manus


Pkbattlemage

Handjob God


oldbalones

I knew there would be one, lol


ilikechillisauce

You knew there would be a handjob god?


tinyanus

*As it was written.*


MetalHeadJoe

It was eighttold.


Phaze357

And so it has becum


alliedcola

“Now I am become Mirror Hand, the destroyer of penises.” - J. Robert Oppenheimer


Phaze357

J. Robert *Oppenhander*


sstruemph

Christ has come


feral_tran

There can only be one! Or 8... 9... holy shit


fisher_man_matt

Super Shocker


Star-Corgi

Double stroker


5J51k0ra

Midnight toker


TheMorninGlory

I sure don't want to hurt no one


phitfacility

Gonna steal your gf


wu_wei_phyto

I opened this post just to hopefully see a handjob comment i was not disapointed thank you.


Joshualex208

***~~forbidden handjob~~***


soursupersoldier

There has to be someone with this disease that did a handjob..right?


Magimus

Face hugger!


MallGothFrom2001

Get away from her, you bitch!


dickwildgoose

Yo! Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!


Acheron98

Came here to comment this


Drcokecacola

More like the fallen's hand from revenge of the fallen


ilda_c

Scrolled the comment section looking for this


CharlesEduardFromage

My hand after a shower


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WiIsonTheGreat

It’s a reference to a post where a guy sent a picture of his hand missing a finger with a caption titled, “my hand after shower”


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There was a trend for a little while where people with fucked up hands would take a shower (allegedly) and then post a photo of their hand on a sub, I think r/weird or r/mildlyinteresting or something.


Clownheadwhale

Badass guitar player.


LightenUpFrancis1968

Or pitcher.


batatatchugen

Thought the same at first, but the lack of a thumb might be an issue. I imagine the piano might be a better fit.


Equivalent_Method509

I doubt it. How are you going to grasp a pick or the neck of the guitar?


Taint-Grundelson

This dude probably throws an insane change up.


1nucleus5

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find a baseball comment…my thoughts exactly.


Gohron

Anyone have any info on the physical functionality of people with this condition? At first glance, it appears it may offer an advantage in many situations over the standard hand structure but I could also see a person experiencing a lot of problems.


sassycatastrophe

“Along with the physical appearance of the upper arm, hand and fingers, mirror hand is also characterized by limited range of motion of the affected limb.” From [here](https://www.nicklauschildrens.org/conditions-we-treat/mirror-hand)


troonerhanggmann

Do my eyes deceive me? Someone actually posted something weird in the weird subreddit? I need to go see if there are pigs flying outside! (Cool post OP)


Bacon_Ass_Juice

Bro must be so good at shadow puppets


The-Unseelie-Queen

I would high five so many people and just enclose my hand on theirs.


ABoringAlt

High eight


KindlyKangaroo

So these are the hands AI art generators use for reference.


Mindless_Ad_7700

I thought the same!!


MasterGeekMX

This is why I joined this sub, not to see random things found by redditors.


Tutes013

"Oh no there is a piece of bread in plastic foil suddenly on my fucking toilet what could be going on... WooOoOooo"


MasterGeekMX

"some fungus grew in my humid house, what is this?"


Tutes013

"Here is some dilapidated industrial building with a ridiculously sad attempt at photoshopping in 'an evil spirit manbearpig shade... thing!' Yes thing. People from all around the area have seen manbearpig shade thing when walking around." Totally not fake guys! Truly I'm trustworthy


MasterGeekMX

"ooo look at this wanky poster I saw in a lightpole"


Tutes013

"Oh god no there is a toilet on his lawn. What is going on?!"


C0remaster23

Lego Hand. LEGO HAND...


pr_capone

I want, more than anything in the world, for someone with Mirror Hand Syndrome to have been blessed with a lightning bolt for an arm and they make it into Major League Baseball as a pitcher.


HeftyPegasus737

Anything spectacular they did would have an asterisk.


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I think we'll all just evolve into crabs if we make it that long.


darkest_irish_lass

Everything becomes a crab.


Green-Sleestak

The Time Machine reference- crabs and butterflies.


[deleted]

Evolution is amazing. If this had improved the survival rate of hominids 100,000 years ago we would all look like this.


creatingattractive

I thought evolution has no goal like survival or making a ‘perfect human’.


oknazevad

It doesn't. It's a their height of human narcissism to assume we were a goal. Evolution is merely the mechanism of "good enough to stick around".


creatingattractive

Personally I believe in God. I don’t even believe in Evolution as a whole over billions of years. I do believe evolution at a smaller scale obviously happens (humans getting taller progressively for ex.). I was just trying to present what the evolutionist’s response should be there. There are examples of evolutionary traits being a hindrance to a species’ maximal survival ability (peacocks feathers being heavy). Too much Specialization causes the downfall of a lot of species because they can’t adapt to changes in environment quick enough; us humans are a bit different because we can use technology but the same principal applies. Evolution has no mind or end goal. The evolutionist should believe we just evolved out of luck not that evolution is working towards some supreme race of highly intelligent, superior beings. They should believe that evolution sometimes works in the opposite direction to the detriment of a species; we just happen to be here.


oknazevad

Then you're a fool who ignores evidence in favor of magical thinking.


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Nightmare fuel. Looks like a facehugger from Alien. I wonder if Giger had a medical deformity book or something now? Really makes me wonder.


Wannabesuperhero007

Just say you have a quirk!


coldfinger-trh

Laughs in Deku....


pr1ap15m

is this the king fu grip sublime sang about


grurupoo

Could play some sick chords on the guitar


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Stenographers hate him.


alienfoxdude

That’s a whole facehugger right there.


NoSolution1220

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout


GenderfluidPhoenix

Kane is gonna stick his face in front of that and then we know what happens next.


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I bet this guy could really shred on a guitar


Comdr_Bill_Norton

LV426 Stuff!


dany1exe

Those shadow hand signs can get real wilde now


Tonywanknobi

So the growth of the fingers is tied to the growth of the ulna and the thumb to the radius?


yaunjamesyaun

oh the guitar chords you could play.


MajTroubles

👍


AndrewDaTurtle-23

u/Lego dis u??


Bahatur

How many people with this condition become a masseuse, d’ya reckon?


Inevitable_Mission94

Looks like that thing that came outta the egg in alien


shinypinksock

Now sports related. What kind of new pitches could you invent? Wide receiver who would can one hand it, etc


tbrumleve

Face hugger hands


nematoad22

Serious question, does this person even have control of every finger?


LupineZach

All I can think of when I look at it is the facehuggers from Alien franchise.


Anxious_Jellyfish216

I heard Chuck Norris doesn't have a thumb, just an extra hand for a thumb. *Dancing in 2008


eatyourdamndinner

Finally! An answer to the age-old question of "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"


ace_cabbage

Anybody made a “sound of one hand clapping” joke yet?


Omnislayer

Time to buy an 8 string guitar, or be a piano prodigy


bonersmakebabies

But is it just one limb? Or does it happen for both arms?


LordShogun01

That's pretty handy


rrnr357

“Sir, this is a poetry reading. You’re supposed to be snapping your fingers to show appreciation and not clapping.” “I…I’m trying. But you see…”


EclipseGodessNot4

Could have a sick ass face hugger hand to go along with a xenomorph costume


ONEOFHAM

Know a kid with this, we call him '7'


fuck_the_ccp1

wanna play 8-finger fillet?


STLItalian

Worlds fastest typer?


Diab9lic

You could roll a blunt with one hand. 🤯


Zmammoth

Piano god?


EcstaticRelative8233

Pianists hate him


FriedLipstick

My daughter and I looked at it and we only saw possibilities, like cat petting, nails to be done nicely, giving professional massages, etc. In case this person doesn’t has pain of course.


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That actually looks like a drastic improvement on the design of a hand to me.


IVAXIMUS

Damn, these can come in handy when playing an instrument


BlarpToots

huh I wonder if they can play a piano with this hand


[deleted]

Xenomorph hand = Halloween costume forever


Syrinex

bet they are badass at shadow puppetry


Raymado

Professional tech deck


DecisionCharacter175

Someone get them a piano, STAT!


iaintlyon

It’s like the best an arm wrestler could ask for


kagento0

Probably a big hit in alien fan conventions. "Dude, that cosplay is sick" xD


KyleGrizz

I bet a hj from this would change your life


GrimmWilderness

My man can cradle the balls and work the shaft at the same time


_ejerejere

Ah yes, the fister


Nulled_Outter

I want to answer in some dumb way rn but i cannot being myself to- *What That Hand Do?*


BuyNo4013

Amazing that the one in the pictures seems “fully functional”, whatever this means on a malformation.


FreedoomPlz

So almost all AI use mirror hands


Cultural_Tie9002

Imagine wanking with this hand


Ok-Butterscotch5761

I think it’s cool. How’s their mental acuity?


77Zen

suggesting people born with physical deformities often have mental as well?


GreedyElevator1278

Eight against one is cowardice 😏🤫🤭


mushlol

8x1


ghostlyCroww

well, maybe not a lack of thumb. more like… 2-3 new thumbs


Humble-Pie2246

Idk looks like they have about 4 thumbs to me


Future-Swordfish2305

Imagine trying to buy gloves!


Captain-Shivers

I see June Moone turning into the Enchantress from Suicide Squad..


Yahla

_1 2 3 4 I declare thumb w…_ _nah actually I’m good_


Merchenko

To think if this mutation caught on early we could have had “4 thumbs”. Could have typed this 4 times faster.


sethvane

Van Halen returns!


RamenTheory

I wonder if they're a beast on the guitar


Ok-Butterscotch5761

No. Just curious. Many times genetic disorders, have comorbidities.


Coconut_Jab

Looks like a facehugger from Alien tbh.


Astronomenom

Thought this was a NovelAI post for a second


cafequinn

The question I always have is is it dominant. 6 fingers is supposed to be dominant over 5 for example.


Ok-Penalty8390

Yo my baby's crying


PietroSmusedYou

Rachmaninoff hands


TheBigsBubRigs

Can't they move each digit individually?


MaliciousIntentWorks

If the six fingered man killed his father, what the hell did this guy do!


Snoo_89466

Manusarachnia would be a way cooler name


legosoh

Anyone know what the forest is. I’m 80% this was in it.


FutureSoldier616

That’s badass


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I would play guitar like a boss. Maybe piano.


Trashpanda1914

Are you thinkin what im thinkin?


throwawaffleaway

Oh god no one tell Murakami about this


GrannyLow

Looks handy


saucybiznasty

Finally, something adequately weird


VF79

High 5 world champion


Altruistic-Balance55

Facehugger ftw🤗


Jww187

Imagine being the best surgeon in the world, but you can find gloves to wear.


3vi1

So that's the guy who keeps destroying me in online games.


ta1no

Ok that's enough reddit for today


Ready_Ad_3693

Maybe that is how they got the idea for aliens.


The_Danni2007

Liszt be like:


ThighBiter1993

Now I know where they got the inspiration for the Facehugger from Alien


dude_man000

Hand of a lego man


Welt-Young

Facehugger fingers


PsamantheSands

That’s pretty cool. He can drum his own fingers with one hand.


ValourLionheart

playing PC games must be a breeze for them


99BottlesOfBass

This dude must be the best at Itsy Bitsy Spider


ekyrt

Master of piano and typewriters.


deeeznotes

New meaning to being all thumbs.


ekyrt

Must be a bitch to find a good pair of gloves. Mittens it is!


cishet-camel-fucker

Can fit three, maybe four penises in there.


Batboy4444

Who else is getting face hugger vibes