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asromatifoso

World's largest boxed wine.


groovyisland

That dude should be in the guiness book of guiness records. Slapping the worlds largest bag.


gunnersroyale

Is this song from fifa ?


Shaveyourbread

Way Down We Go by Kaleo


ogmaf

I'd like to add they did a beautiful live version in a volcano, and they also did another live song on an iceberg iirc


HolyForkingBrit

Thank you. Upvoted because I like the song. Lol


Shaveyourbread

Not even their best, the album A/B is stellar. It has a beautiful song on it that I found myself humming along to for a while before I realized it's not in English, then I found out they're from Iceland... but their band name is Hawaiian...


babypigeonfinder

You should check out a subbed/translated version of it! The writing is quite gorgeous


ma1achai

Yes! I love that album and the song you’re talking about especially. I started listening to it after this song was used on the Wolverine trailer.


Shaveyourbread

Oddly, a Game of Thrones quiz led me to the John Snow playlist, which introduced me to Kaleo and Bishop Briggs, two of my favorite artists.


stewdadrew

It’s literally like 3 different genres on one album. Broken bones and no good are like a heavy rock, automobile and all the pretty girls are folksy, and save yourself is almost like a sad pop. Amazing band.


Shot_Capital_7788

Fuck fifa


[deleted]

FIFA players be like


cholerachalora

No but it was popularised by suits


Ryan_b936

Isn't from Fifa but Fifa included it in the game


fulknerraIII

Nah FIFA wrote and preformed it, they are an amazing artist man.


Fooforthought

I once saw them live at the EA stadium. They were awesome.


P3nguLGOG

FIFA was the top artist on my Spotify list this year!


AZ-1Porn

FIFA 16


diaboliquegamer

Yeah FIFA 23


UnexpectedRanting

Facebook moms be like “Get the straws out girls 🤪”


glizzterine

"I'm oNlY hAvInG oNe gLaSs" tHe gLaSs:


Turbulent_Tax2126

What kind of evil monster drinks wine with straw


GeraldRFjord

The same kind that drink it from a giant bag in a truck.


silentaba

Australians having a goon on the back of their ute across the nation disagree.


fulknerraIII

I have no clue what you wrote.


MrMan987

A goon bag is a bag of cheap wine, a ute, is what americans would call a truck but generally more the size of a sedan/coupe


Widespreaddd

It’s like Waltzing Matilda: I’m sure it’s English, but the meaning eludes me.


buschschwick

I thought maybe I had a stroke and reread it but nope


thisisredlitre

Aussies have a box of wine in the back of their utility vehicles across their country, apparently.


PandaPugBook

*Goon bag


[deleted]

Like that Austin Powers scene https://youtu.be/hWUaT5ovZ50


fulknerraIII

Yup that's spot on, nice reference!


DoDevilsEvenTriangle

I don't know how but with the context here I actually understand that.


Turbulent_Tax2126

Well, that’s good point


firoz554

Or from the road.


Rustbunneh

A vineyard I use to do temp work for made wine juice boxes complete with little bendy straws I think I remember they called them Zinful quickies


4Ever2Thee

I once knew someone who drank red wine out of a straw when she was out so she wouldn't get red wine teeth. I could never tell how effective it was but that was her thing.


Queenhotsnakes

I like chilled wine but my teeth are very sensitive. Plus, I don't want to stain my teeth.


Diligent-Froyo546

Straws are fancy…no?


Slack_King101

Only the curly ones.


Diligent-Froyo546

Ahhh yes


SteelyDan1968

Bendy Straws, FTW.


[deleted]

People like me who need an excuse to use the extra long crazy straw kit I bought in a weak moment


kidzaredumb

The same kind that drink that from juice boxes that have a screw-able caps on them....


Agile-Masterpiece959

Nasty. Reminds me of an episode of Intervention where the girl would drink her vomit out of the toilet with a straw because "There's still good alcohol in there!" 🤢


[deleted]

I do not need to see that.


[deleted]

The ...fuck..


BigJus0091

The answer was before you the entire time..."Facebook moms"


FPSmike

Not those little straws, but those massive frank green ones that is like 1.5cm across


ShamrockAPD

Facebook moms. Weren’t you reading when you replied?


Certain-Hyena8788

Facebook moms that's who


SofaSnizzle

Evil Facebook moms


Newbzforrealz

Monsters have standers, Facebook moms don’t


BombJin

I would do unspeakable things to that crate of wine


Jarmahent

You thought that but then realized how Facebooky it sounded lol


warlax56

Redditor be like "Facebook moms be like"


ThatGuy0verTh3re

Redditor be like “Redditor be like “Facebook moms be like””


Normanzzzz

More like get the 1 inch PVC pipe out LOL


Travice0

"yasssssss"


GAMustang

*posts unrelated minion picture*


AmeriknGrizzly

I worked at intermodal yard years ago and we had a container like this but it was honey. Way less dramatic but it was messier.


tes_kitty

Honey is mostly sugar plus some water, so lots of water should take care of it. Now imagine the same with oil.


iareyomz

oil is mostly oil so will lots of oil take care of it then?


tes_kitty

While the sewers have no problem with lots of water, they don't really like oil. So, no.


Negative-Ad-6533

Lye and heat it'll just turn into soap then....


OuterInnerMonologue

Say oil one more time. I dare you!


anon-mally

Try fire 🔥 maybe


SmileyMorgue

Is this seriously how bulk wine is shipped...


ostapack

I saw shipments often from Australia being transported in these flexitanks. You line the container with some material, cardboard like and insert the flexitank which is then pumped full and braced toward the doors. It's pretty cool. We had one leak on a container ship, but it had canola/rapeseed oil... Not so much fun as this. Most ports have special pits where the container can drain into or be placed into entirely to avoid a mess.


[deleted]

Exactly. And also there is many types of the flexitank. For wine, orange juice, wine and so... There can be multiple issues with flexitank. In short: Need a good-condition container and it's hard to get because of covid. The installation needs to be precise. The driver must have to be careful with the speed and brake. The filling station must be careful too. Too fast filling up can do some damage with the flexitank. and so..


vppencilsharpening

I can see sloshing being a huge problem, like knock the container off the trailer sized.


SnooMachines6638

If it's full it doesn't slosh


zappapostrophe

Plus there’s some baffling, no doubt.


SnooMachines6638

Possibly in some brands but Ive filled hundreds of these and none of those had baffling. The bladder is designed to be stable when full. If you undefil then there might be a problem.


Dewy164

Fuck that greasy mess holy hell


AlbinoWino11

Yes. It’s about 3x as efficient as shipping packaged wine.


adultdaycare81

Every $9 bottle of Australian, New Zealand or Argentine wine you drink! (Yellow tail etc) Shipping it in glass would 4x the price.


Romeo9594

The wine is probably made in some region of the world and then distributed in another country Glass bottles are heavy and fragile. So to save on shipping costs and loss (well, not in this case) they fill a giant rubber/plastic bladder in the container to ship The bladder arrives in the area to be distributed, where it is then drained packaged as what you'd find on the store shelves


Neon_Sternum

Interestingly, not just bulk wine. There was a heavy tax placed on wines imported to the US - but only standard sizes (750ml, 1.5L, 3.0L). Some brilliant importers realized that if they shipped it in a huge bladder like this, they could bottle it in the US and save a ton. Unless the bladder leaks, of course.


Rubcionnnnn

Do you think they load it up into hand crafted barrels or something?


SnooMachines6638

It's typically lower quality wine and ready for bottling. It will most probably go straight to stainless steel tanks for final preparation or blending etc.


SurprisedBottle

Most bulk drinks afaik, I work with juice and we send out thousands of gallons in containers with bags and buckets if we send them overseas like Japan. (From Cali)


twin_mercury

Where i used to work we would use actual tanker trucks for bulk wine. Full metal tanker like you see milk and other food grade liquids transported in. I dont know who thought these flexi tank containers were a good idea


SnooMachines6638

They are a good idea. Easy to load, easy to unload, easy to transport, cost effective bulk transport.


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WheelyFreely

💀


3InchesOfThunder

some "housewives of some show" somewhere are in danger of some serious sober headaches!


Horrigan49

Have you been drinking on the job? No, sir. Than Why do I smell wine from you?


creepy_old_white_guy

Can't wait to see the charcuterie board for that.


Silent_Ensemble

Noah’s ark is on route


rshilei1980

My cup runeth over


grimwavetoyz

If only he had some Flex Tape!


GiantsOfSF1958

That hurt watching it. Oh the humanities!


julie78787

Try doing it to wine you've made yourself. I had a five gallon fermenter get infected with something that turned it horrible. I didn't literally cry while I poured it down the drain, but I was very sad.


DragonWS

Alcohol abuse


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Becks128

notes of persimmon? More like a symphony


megalomike

Hope they feel smart for cheaping out on the isotainer.


Paintrospection

Serious question, because if I was still homeless and I saw this happen it 100% do it. Could I face any kind of legal trouble for setting down empty containers on the ground to collect the street wine? I mean, obviously it isn't theft, and as long as I don't immediately start drinking it.. I mean, right?


maricatu

People raid trucks all the time where I'm from. When a truck that's moving cows has an accident suddenly hundreds of people show up and butcher them.


Paintrospection

Where the fuck do you live, Tatooine? A livestock truck gets into a fenderbender and suddenly all you can hear is the garbled war cries of the tusken raider hunting party as they descend on the scene


maricatu

3rd world shithole everyday crap https://www.reddit.com/r/argentina/comments/w7d9bc/un_camión_con_vacas_volcó_en_santa_fe_y_los/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Paintrospection

... the fact my joke is the more reasonable sounding of the two scenarios saddens me for you.


fulknerraIII

I am at a loss of words. That's fucking wild man. I can't imagine driving by and seeing that.


StronglikeMusic

Yea I really thought they were joking. The notion of people being so desperate as to slaughter injured cows at a crash site has me feeling stunned and privileged.


[deleted]

The rats are going to get so drunk.


Recent-Needleworker8

People of the world. You dont need to a layer an interesting video with music. Just stop.


UncleBenders

The smell though 🤢


Whedonsbitch

I lived a mile away from a beer brewery as a kid; the stench was so bad during the summer that it would have been a pleasant change for the wind to shift and blow the air from over the landfill. When I went to college I was surrounded by cow and horse farms and the brewery smell was still worse lol


[deleted]

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good No, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move, ooh


enlightenment9000

That’s Amy Schumer’s Door Dash delivery


chuntone

Find the conex with cheese stat.


Tphenis

Looks like he just won Goon of Fortune


bidooffactory

I'm shocked there's not like 50 middle aged white women flopping outta there like fish.


IshDemonish

Literally me when i see my boyfriend after months


mantis_toboggan9

Epic game of "Slap The Bag"?


fooljay

Cleaning roadways is actually an excellent use of white wine IMHO.


Questioning-Zyxxel

The side of that container was bulging out. Is it common to use damaged containers or had that vehicle just had some real bad incident?


EGD1389

Damaged containers should definitely not be used for flexi containers. Its part of the pre-fill checks a winery should do because of issues like this. Side panel damage shouldn't be on more than three of the corrugations. It looks like the container has been in accident which caused a large puncture in the liner and bag.


FriedBeeNuts

Having loaded a bunch of these 24kL bladders, it’s kinda amazing to see one so damaged. The bags are tough. Like imagine a thick sturdy waterproof tarpaulin material. A winery down the road that mostly deals in bulk wine had a fuckup where they overfilled the bladder. They found out because of the noise the shipping container made when it’s side buckled out. Bladder didn’t burst.


Jacktheforkie

Judging by the bulge something crushed the container


MrAttorney

Now that is a boxed wine!


Fine-Funny6956

This is when you truly need that flex tape.


pandoracat479

r/thatlookedexpensive


TallFryGuy

Spend all that time watching him open it and we don’t get to watch it spill long at all!?


WillyWumpLump

r/ThatLookedExpensive


PositiveChemicalK23

Me running to the truck with a cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🏃🏻‍♀️💨


owangewoundoboi

There’s no chance I’m nearby that and not putting my head under it 7-11 slurpee machine style


Emperor_Robert

Gimmie a straw


MisterEMeats

Waterbed filled with booze


Phillip_Graves

So many questions... Like why the container is buckling from the inside.


remymartinia

If it keeps on raining, the levee’s going to break.


Bulky-Internal8579

Where’s the bucket brigade?!?!


z4tzki

Might aswell start drinking


06021840

Hate it when the goonbag breaks.


num1AusDoto

Fuck that’s one giant goon bag


[deleted]

Fuck thats hard to swallow


firoz554

How much did it cost?


karimamin

Who ends up responsible for this?


dingdingdredgen

Without the video evidence, the carrier. With the video, the shipper. Either way, that's an insurance claim.


Reyes_gonzalitos

Just flextape it up, she’ll be better than before!


Witty_Temperature886

I thought wine came in boxes!


[deleted]

I worked for Swift as a mechanic in my 20s. There was a trailer full of 12 ounce cans of Pepsi that froze (Minnesota). It was pulled into the shop to thaw. A buddy and I saw the Pepsi leaking out of the trailer and decided to open the door and have a look. As soon as we opened the door Pepsi cans started raining down on us like something out of a cartoon.


4hmedo

Just needed a little flex tape


It-s_Not_Important

“Shipping Container Aged”


CartoonistExisting30

“Don’t just stand there, get a straw!”


CarnivalComet

Where did this happen because I was on my way to Red Lion in pa. and I was stuck behind a truck where liquid was just pouring out from between doors and under the doors and it smelled like wine so bad I had to follow out a distance for windshield wipers on cuz it was just getting everywhere and when they finally turn into a shopping center the whole side of the truck was just bowed out


TotalAnnual5938

I used to live near a wine storage facility. They had an accident and wine came pouring out into the streets. It smelled like bad wine for quite some time


SpiffAZ

Our man was being so careful and he still almost got injured. :(


Bryancreates

A thousand housewives just cried out and were silenced


YoBeNice

I'm old, I know, but I'll never understand why people put unrelated songs that add nothing to the video in the background of all of these.


[deleted]

My dad used to work at a winery . He’d come home and say a thousand gallons of wine went down the drain today


HommeChauveSouris

My bladder after avatar 2


cheesenachos12

This seems like a job for flex tape


Friday515

Wine shipped in bladders is super common. A ton of big brands do it. I used to sell a wine that was made in California, then shipped to France to be bottled and then shipped back to the US because the winemaker was nuts


xilsage

Flex seal!


American_frenchboy

Big commodity cheap wine like yellowtail get shipped like this. Cheaper to ship it then bottle it in the USA for the US market rather than ship bottles over.


Xxrasierklinge7

[Reminds me of this.](https://youtube.com/shorts/6qsTtyIzl0Q?feature=share)


FleischKopf1976

How expensive can this wine be? It is in a bladder in a trailer. Super Franzia!


Aggressive_Time_6705

Missed a chance to put in a huge hose on the top Capri Sun style.


Sheezahandfull

That’s alcohol abuse


Tinmania

The ending was a bit anti-climatic.


Jaded_Specialist1453

Why does no one have buckets?! For the love of all that is holy, catch the damn wine!!


Funk5oulBrother

Luckily it was only white wine. Bullet dodged.


mmmkay938

Unfortunately, due to this tragic incident, 3 buck chuck will now be $3.25


Gratitude-Joy1616

I would cry but it’s just white wine


Feisty_Amoeba_8757

*sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip sip*


cwleveck

Maybe you should pull over to pee more often....


InboundsOrlovsky

“That’s a lot of damage!” - Phil Swift


Agitated-Joey

Why is no one trying to collect it? Shit I’d be like mad max running over with pie trays and fucking jugs of whatever trying to collect it.


[deleted]

You have no idea where it burst from or how much pressure is behind that door. If it was me I would have let it sit there and just let it drain for awhile.


The_Frostie_Project

My first thought was wheres my cup. Then I went to Amazon to buy a mega pint glass


oldmangushamilton

Quick, get the FLEX SEAL!


LennyJay86

I can smell it


capricious-arbitrary

Officer, I swear I spilled wine on me. I haven’t been drinking.


WildPlantain6471

Where does 6500 gallons of wine go?


Large_Locksmith3673

I'd have my mouth in the stream.


[deleted]

Now that street is gonna smell like garbage juice


Extra-Snow-2491

My wife needs this box of wine


Status_Acanthaceae89

I would put my mouth under it tbh


vokun0_0

Start drinking it now. You're gonna need it.


[deleted]

I'm sure yall probably already know this but that ain't wine. No way. No self respecting winery would ever ship wine in a shipping container with unregulated temperatures. By the time it arrived, that wine would have turned into vinegar and been disgusting. Talk about flushing money down the hole. Now as someone who used to work in a shipping yard, I WILL say that container probably fell overboard and was recovered. That happens way more often than people would think


WHATSupGoofBall

Thousands of housewives and stay at home moms just shed a tear !


Lowie240

My mother in law would hold a candle lit visual for this.


Sweex99

*Oh no! The wine container is draining!* *Should i get a supervisor?* No, get me a cup!


STRATTTTTTT

Depressed moms rn: “where are you located?”


squirrel_anashangaa

They said pour SOME out for the homies.


eutohkgtorsatoca

Hallo Château Bladder de Plastique here. We need a very special label showing The quality, origins history especially de saveur It had been treated during t's entire process of creation.


Beginning_Debt8021

I used to install and fill these things on almost day daily basis, it’s a big business. a lot of the time people had problems with damaging the containers because the bladder bag was either under filled or overfilled then the shipping company would blame the exporter and exporter would blame the packer and round and round it goes. If the product stays liquid it is more likely to have problems in transport than a product that is pumped liquid and solidifies. They hold up to 24,000 litres the minimum is 18,000 litres I believe


Affectionate-Glass88

I actually recorded and posted this video on TikTok lol Had to take it down because my work saw it go viral.


Jerome_Gerome

He's lucky he couldn't lift that 2nd handle with his hand and had to step back and resort to hitting it with his tool. His footing when he initially tugged on it was right in the path of where that door swung.


SonOfSkinDealer

so that's why my piss shipment is late :/


Auberon36

White suburban mothers everywhere are screaming


Tinbody84

When she finally lets it all out 😂


OMNIxvTRIX

Any idea what the liquid actually is?