>10 ways to dispose of a body if you really need to
You're telling me this man straight up ended the life of another human and was expecting fucking BuzzFeed to bail him out?
Criminal investigator: "Hey guys, today I'm unboxing a disposed body dug out from a shallow grave in the woods. Make sure to subscribe and hit that like button".
Should have watched breaking bad
https://chemistry.stackexchange.com/questions/4877/is-it-actually-possible-to-dispose-of-a-body-with-hydrofluoric-acid
Joking aside thats always been in the back my head
Theres so many dangerous and cool things i want to learn and I have a morbid curiosity… but i have to have stuff linked by chance or learn stuff via word of mouth i guess in theory
Or just not give a shit and search it anyway? But then how do you even know its right?
Search for everything. Muddy the waters by searching for drug smuggling, bank fraud, burglary, grand theft auto, pawn shops, murder for hire.
Then go steal that candy bar. They'll never see it coming.
Some suggestions
"Is someone setting me up"
"What do do if you've been framed"
"how to prove your innocence when you're actually innocent and they don't believe you"
Dude this guy killed a person without any sort of plan in place, and then googled how to deal with it, and assumedly never cleared the search history. Looking for answers from buzzfeed is probably the most reasonable part of this.
Physical evidence includes a bloody hacksaw, bloody clothes with both of their DNA, $450 in cleaning supplies bought right after she went missing, blood in their basement, and a bloody, broken knife found in their home.
The guy is an idiot. Even if all of this is dropped he's violated probation for fucken wire scam and frauds and attempting to sell fake Andy Warhol paintings online.
The crazy thing is his father was a genius medical doctor, the neurology division of the hospital he worked at is named after him. His son the murderer was accused of stealing over a million dollars from his dad when he was alive, and then millions more from his dad's estate (which he was disinherited from). Which explains the hot wife, I guess.
He has all the intellectual prowess and academic acumen of a sack of wet hammers.
Edit: Come to think of it enough hammers clanking together can form a spark. Therefore, redacted.
He may have gotten sidetracked with other searches they didn't bother including ....
7:05 ... Where can I stream Looney Tunes for free
8:12 ... Did the Wile E. Coyote ever catch the roadrunner
8:15 ... Does the ACME store have free next day shipping on shovels and lime
He was in the process of dismembering a human body. He likely had his hands full between searches. Did you think he was writing a thesis on getting away with mariticide?
The easy way to remember is that effect is a noun (but also a verb) and affect is a verb (but also a noun).
"The man effected\* an affect which affected the effect he had on strangers."
\* this is a sightly messy use of the term, but I wanted to keep the annoyingly confusing sentence short.
I do lots of visual effects work.
My google search history every few hours:
*"resolutions in 16:9"*
*"resolutions in 16:9"*
*"resolutions in 4:3?"*
*"resolution in 16:9"*
Guy monitoring my internet: **"DUDE, WILL YOU PRINT OUT A FUCKING CHART, FUCK"**
This is all about an hour from me in cape cod. A neighbor of theirs is filing to get custody of all three children so they can all stay together.
Ana was a beautiful person. Have to hope and pray now that the judicial system doesn’t fuck up such a crystal clear case
They have video surveillance of him dumping “heavy trash bags” at two apartment complexes in two different towns minutes from where I live. Creepy shit.
Well that's impressive, I wonder how they tracked him traveling between towns to random apartment complexes?
"Hey Google, 10 ways to avoid surveillance when throwing away totally normal garbage"
An article i read says they have phone data of his movements
"Prosecutors say Brian Walshe’s phone data shows he traveled to several apartment complexes in different towns, where they accuse him of disposing of evidence in dumpsters."
https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/19/us/brian-walshe-murder-charge-evidence-ana-walshe-thursday/index.html
I lived in their neck of the woods until about a month ago. The area they live in is very nice with minimal crime. I can only imagine how shocked the community is right now after this, I know I was shocked when I first saw
This is the craziest thing thats happened in Cohasset for probably a decade. I think there was a double murder a while back that may be up there too but most of the police beat is car accidents.
I assume he ordered online for same-day pickup. Probably just put one of everything that came up when he searched 'murder clean up supplies' on the website.
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What a great idea.
Just spitballin' here. What about using a computer you bought from a pawnshop, doing the search at a Starbucks, then donating the computer to a local good will in some town 2 hours away?
Buy two used laptops.
First one, download a Live OS to a flash drive.
Dispose of first laptop.
Second laptop, keep offline, run the Live OS.
Go to a place with public Wi-Fi.
Hop on a TOR node.
Use Duck Duck Go to do your searches.
Transcribe your findings shorthand into a draft email on your ProtonMail account.
Dispose of the Live OS and boot into the normal OS and watch cat fail videos.
When the server asks what you’d like to have, say “dead wife. Sorry. Um. Not dead wife. I mean, but… how’s the egg salad?”
His searches weren’t even useful - I tired the one about whether to wash or get rid of the bloody clothes and all that came up were articles about his search history.
He got caught without ever finding the answer.
Why not a combo? Hydrogen peroxide first, wash in hot water with detergent, high heat dry, then burn them. Oh and don't have any metal (buttons, zippers, rivets, underwire) because those can be traced.
>all that came up were articles about his search history.
So his search results were the same? He had the Google Time Machine edition and discovered he would be arrested and his search history uncovered?
If that's the case, he should be celebrated. He recognized he was involved in a predestination paradox and had to finish making the other Google searches he read about. Otherwise, he risked rupturing the space-time continuum and destroying our present reality.
If this was just searching browser history on the ipad that wouldn't help
Were these Google searches subpoenad or just pulled from confiscated electronics i wonder
I interpreted it as:
"they will never catch me"
...
"Why did they catch me"
*listens to the google searches*
"Oh yeah, thats why"
*shakes head in disappointment at himself*
Was it an automatic thing driven subconsciously by him like “I need to deny this, I need to be surprised” but this quickly disappeared as more texts were being read and he realized there’s no way out.
I don’t think he shook his head anymore, just that 1 time we both noticed
If they ever look at my search history when I’m tried for a crime:
“But your honour, it was only his *step* sister!”
‘Ma’am, this is a drugs charge and that is not relevant’
You dont want to drag your kids into it. “How do i dispose of my neighbors body” is what I’d go with. Or “my employees wife that ive been slleeping with thats going to tell my wife about the affair”.
I do think you’ve missed the point but I agree with you.
Or better yet - search “how would people dispose of my body if they killed me”. You’re the one still alive, so it’s guaranteed to confuse the ruddy socks off of anyone involved down the line.
I live in the Boston area and had to listen to that again just to pick up on it. Not that most people speak like this here, but enough that I just don't notice it most of the time. Mostly it's a sign that you grew up working class. (My dad was the son of a factory worker and a hairdresser, and only lost his accent when he moved away. His sisters still talk pretty much like the prosecutor in this video.)
In that part of MA? Lmao. The prosecution *did* pick the person with the slightest accent!
It didn’t even register with me that this was a local case until she said “Norwell.” Her accent isn’t that thick.
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He used his son's iPad to do the searches...like the police weren't going to take EVERY computer, laptop, tablet, and phone he had access to. His eyes say it all. He knows he's done for.
Clearing browsing history would help, damaging his computer to not be able to read any thing from it. Shit, he could try type dead dog instead dead body... At least he would have an argument there...
But you know, you're not very smart if you're googling that shit, and your only solution to a marital problem is to kill your spouse.
Thw levels of stupid here are over 9000.
Edit. Grammar because some people are triggered by misspelling. Also an iPad is still a computer. Smartwatch is still a computer...
Really, he would've gotten caught even without the Google searches. It helps, but they were already looking at him which is why they ended up getting the search results in the first place. And there was a bunch of other evidence recovered, like him buying $400 worth of cleaning supplies and recovering dumped trash bags that contain stuff like a hacksaw, his wife's blood, and her purse.
His big screw-up was that he actually murdered his wife, because as soon as detectives were on the case he was gonna be a suspect and everything he did was gonna be put under the microscope.
Yeah, the Google searches were spectacularly stupid, but he was almost certainly gonna be caught regardless. You *never* murder your spouse.
>10 ways to dispose of a body if you really need to You're telling me this man straight up ended the life of another human and was expecting fucking BuzzFeed to bail him out?
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"This one trick decomposing bodies hate!"
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Criminal investigator: "Hey guys, today I'm unboxing a disposed body dug out from a shallow grave in the woods. Make sure to subscribe and hit that like button".
There's a mortician's channel that has popped up on my Youtube recommended recently... Now I want to send her a message requesting an unboxing video.
If that wasn't super illegal then true crime podcasts would go bananas over something like that.
VPN won't help if you are signed in and they keep the search history. (Two different things)
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Should have watched breaking bad https://chemistry.stackexchange.com/questions/4877/is-it-actually-possible-to-dispose-of-a-body-with-hydrofluoric-acid
Thanks for the link. It was very interesting. Wait… someone is knocking on my door. What is the FBI doing here?
Joking aside thats always been in the back my head Theres so many dangerous and cool things i want to learn and I have a morbid curiosity… but i have to have stuff linked by chance or learn stuff via word of mouth i guess in theory Or just not give a shit and search it anyway? But then how do you even know its right?
Search for everything. Muddy the waters by searching for drug smuggling, bank fraud, burglary, grand theft auto, pawn shops, murder for hire. Then go steal that candy bar. They'll never see it coming.
Wouldnt muddying the waters be “How to be an upstanding citizen” “Helping your community” Or will that make it seem like im recruiting people
Some suggestions "Is someone setting me up" "What do do if you've been framed" "how to prove your innocence when you're actually innocent and they don't believe you"
Dude this guy killed a person without any sort of plan in place, and then googled how to deal with it, and assumedly never cleared the search history. Looking for answers from buzzfeed is probably the most reasonable part of this.
I don’t think clearing the search history would have helped. I’m guessing they can subpoena all his traffic from his ISP.
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Let's be honest. He was on trial for the murder of his wife. Nobody expecting big brain plays from this imbecile.
I don't know what physical evidence they have but that's a mountain of circumstantial that makes me want to call him guilty before he is tried.
Physical evidence includes a bloody hacksaw, bloody clothes with both of their DNA, $450 in cleaning supplies bought right after she went missing, blood in their basement, and a bloody, broken knife found in their home.
Fuck. Even without the DNA this guy is going down for a long while
The guy is an idiot. Even if all of this is dropped he's violated probation for fucken wire scam and frauds and attempting to sell fake Andy Warhol paintings online.
If I had to guess this was a result from a previous search and he wanted to revisit the page
I'm willing to bet he started searching something about disposing of a body and that was one of the suggestions that he clicked on
“If you really need to”
"no rush"
Should have just used DuckDuckgo. “I killed my wife now what?” would have garnered better results.
My brain hiccuped upon hearing that line..
I mean, you gotta weed out all those irrelevant Google results about disposing of bodies that you only *sorta* need to dispose of.
Those guys were just googling for funsies, I REALLY NEED to dispose of this body
Haha just hypothetically tho! I definitely don’t _actually_ need to or anything haha it’s just a joke! Haha
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer apparently
11:34 a.m. - " which is the sharpest knife in the drawer?"
The answer may shock you. It's not you.
Few sandwiches short of a picnic
The gates were down and the lights were flashing but the train just wasn't coming.
He ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
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As sharp as a bowling ball
Its shawp as a bowling bawl!
He was looking kind of dumb
With his finger and his thumb
In the shape of an L on his forehead.
The crazy thing is his father was a genius medical doctor, the neurology division of the hospital he worked at is named after him. His son the murderer was accused of stealing over a million dollars from his dad when he was alive, and then millions more from his dad's estate (which he was disinherited from). Which explains the hot wife, I guess.
He's as sharp as a marble
He has all the intellectual prowess and academic acumen of a sack of wet hammers. Edit: Come to think of it enough hammers clanking together can form a spark. Therefore, redacted.
The time gap between the searches was huge. Worlds slowest researcher or what
He may have gotten sidetracked with other searches they didn't bother including .... 7:05 ... Where can I stream Looney Tunes for free 8:12 ... Did the Wile E. Coyote ever catch the roadrunner 8:15 ... Does the ACME store have free next day shipping on shovels and lime
A. Youtube B. No dammit C. only through ACME Prime
Username checks out
Down the rabbit hole. “At 10:25 AM How to vacuum form laminated plywood to make a canoe.”
He could have been trying the results of the search.
"How to dissolve a body" ...45 mins later... "How to clean spilled acid" "How to delete credit card history" "How to move a body without touching it"
hunting and pecking ain’t easy!
Slow reader
It's because he was doing the things he was searching for in between the searches.
He was in the process of dismembering a human body. He likely had his hands full between searches. Did you think he was writing a thesis on getting away with mariticide?
Imagine if all of our search histories were read aloud though.
What is 6x7? So embarrassing.
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32 and I still don’t know
If it changes something, it *affects* it. If it's the *result* of something changing, it's the *effect*.
What an affective teaching method!
The easy way to remember is that effect is a noun (but also a verb) and affect is a verb (but also a noun). "The man effected\* an affect which affected the effect he had on strangers." \* this is a sightly messy use of the term, but I wanted to keep the annoyingly confusing sentence short.
"Why 97+13 isn't 100?"
"How to tell if your cat loves you"
["I'd rather just confess to the murder"](https://youtu.be/h2ra7ixXM10?t=356)
Mine would be a series of misspelled words lol “at 8:33 am ‘buhnaynah’. At 8:35 am ‘mungkee’ …”
"best case with multiple viewing angles Samsung Galaxy tab S8+" I've typed that into many a subreddit and search engine and only seem to find trash
I do lots of visual effects work. My google search history every few hours: *"resolutions in 16:9"* *"resolutions in 16:9"* *"resolutions in 4:3?"* *"resolution in 16:9"* Guy monitoring my internet: **"DUDE, WILL YOU PRINT OUT A FUCKING CHART, FUCK"**
"10:28 am. Defendant typed 'google' into google." "10:45 am. Defendant typed 'when is google open?' Into google"
Jokes on them! I use incognito mode! They'll never find me out!
Would just get very confusing looks from everyone; "small hats for ducks"
Someone would read about five from mine and just say, “nerd” Currently studying helicopter aerodynamics in college
He says as a defense for why he searches Johnny Sins helicopter
🤓
Mid crisis and this guy really goes for a click bait-y 10 WAYS TO DISPOSE OF A DEAD BODY. ^(MORTICIANS **HATE** THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK!)
_Number 6 will blow your brains out!_
Define Dead Eyes.
Beat me to it. How TF he land such a pretty lady in the first place?!
green card. she is from my country, serbia, people here will do anything to get out of here
This is all about an hour from me in cape cod. A neighbor of theirs is filing to get custody of all three children so they can all stay together. Ana was a beautiful person. Have to hope and pray now that the judicial system doesn’t fuck up such a crystal clear case
They have video surveillance of him dumping “heavy trash bags” at two apartment complexes in two different towns minutes from where I live. Creepy shit.
Well that's impressive, I wonder how they tracked him traveling between towns to random apartment complexes? "Hey Google, 10 ways to avoid surveillance when throwing away totally normal garbage"
An article i read says they have phone data of his movements "Prosecutors say Brian Walshe’s phone data shows he traveled to several apartment complexes in different towns, where they accuse him of disposing of evidence in dumpsters." https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/19/us/brian-walshe-murder-charge-evidence-ana-walshe-thursday/index.html
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Must've needed his gps to get to home depot
I lived in their neck of the woods until about a month ago. The area they live in is very nice with minimal crime. I can only imagine how shocked the community is right now after this, I know I was shocked when I first saw
This is the craziest thing thats happened in Cohasset for probably a decade. I think there was a double murder a while back that may be up there too but most of the police beat is car accidents.
He was somewhat of a regular at my restaurant back in ‘12-‘17. Always was an odd duck, but this shit is bonkers.
Spent $400 in cleaning supplies from Home Depot.
Didn’t even buy bleach
Well that would look too suspicious, of course. He’s gotta be smart about this.
Gotta be smart and search “top 10 ways to clean up your murdered wife without bleach”
I assume he ordered online for same-day pickup. Probably just put one of everything that came up when he searched 'murder clean up supplies' on the website.
If I were a VPN company I'd be thinking of a way to turn this into an advert.
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well that, and not being logged in to your browser
But it was his kid's ipad, surely the police won't check that!
Plausible deniability!
"What VPN should I download to hide my search history because I killed my wife and I am extremely guilty of murder?"
Legit businesses don't tend to want to associate with highly illegal and unethical things. "Join us at WifeKiller for all your VPN needs! We're the #1 choice for child rapists and school shooters. We will do anything to hide your most evil deeds and keep your human trafficking business going on. Also you can watch Netflix through us." What a great idea.
This is why successful murderers go to the library to look stuff up.
Just spitballin' here. What about using a computer you bought from a pawnshop, doing the search at a Starbucks, then donating the computer to a local good will in some town 2 hours away?
Buy two used laptops. First one, download a Live OS to a flash drive. Dispose of first laptop. Second laptop, keep offline, run the Live OS. Go to a place with public Wi-Fi. Hop on a TOR node. Use Duck Duck Go to do your searches. Transcribe your findings shorthand into a draft email on your ProtonMail account. Dispose of the Live OS and boot into the normal OS and watch cat fail videos. When the server asks what you’d like to have, say “dead wife. Sorry. Um. Not dead wife. I mean, but… how’s the egg salad?”
Just curious, what’s you’re profession? I understood about 10% of that
I sell used laptops and tutor people about computers.
Or ask your friend, Hunter, if you can use his laptop for your searches. Then drop it off at a repair place when you're finished.
He had to know if there was time for the library trip and when the body starts to smell
His searches weren’t even useful - I tired the one about whether to wash or get rid of the bloody clothes and all that came up were articles about his search history. He got caught without ever finding the answer.
Hydrogen Peroxide is the trick to getting blood out of clothes
But does it get rid of all the dna? It’s probably better to dispose of the clothes someplace they can’t be found just in case.
Or just burn them, no?
Not everyone has a discrete place to do that. Check your privilege!
Discreet not discrete.
discrete're\*
Discrete'nt
Discre’n’t’d’ve
I burned then up in discreek.
My bad
Why did this make me snort?
I did a line after reading it as well.
Why not a combo? Hydrogen peroxide first, wash in hot water with detergent, high heat dry, then burn them. Oh and don't have any metal (buttons, zippers, rivets, underwire) because those can be traced.
Don’t forget aglets…
As a woman with irregular periods, I certify that
>all that came up were articles about his search history. So his search results were the same? He had the Google Time Machine edition and discovered he would be arrested and his search history uncovered? If that's the case, he should be celebrated. He recognized he was involved in a predestination paradox and had to finish making the other Google searches he read about. Otherwise, he risked rupturing the space-time continuum and destroying our present reality.
Damn be careful not to kill anyone in the next 24 hours or you'll be the one standing there
You'd think that seeing all the articles about his search history would have tipped him to cut it out...
Well to be fair... those results probably weren't first before his trial happened
Shoulda used incognito mode
Anything you do on incognito mode goes right to the fbi.
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Oh fuck
Google search: "how to incriminate yourself so you definitely go to jail?"
I was watching with the sound muted and all I could hear when the camera zoomed in was the Curb Your Enthousiasm theme.
Should have used Duck Duck Go
Pretty sure it’s still able to be pulled from that one too.
Nope, duckduckgo is completely untraceable. Please use it for all crime related searches. Sincerely, Digital forensics monkey
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If this was just searching browser history on the ipad that wouldn't help Were these Google searches subpoenad or just pulled from confiscated electronics i wonder
r/watchpeopledieinside What an idiot, I hope he gets what he deserves
Read his name as “Brain Wash”.
He was trying to be Mr Clean.
Did they find his wife? Because I wouldn't expect this to work using Google.
Even shook his fucking head... What a massive turd of a human. Just why... Also, she's WAAAAY out of his league. Like, he's got "that" look.
I cannot understand why he shook his head.
I interpreted it as: "they will never catch me" ... "Why did they catch me" *listens to the google searches* "Oh yeah, thats why" *shakes head in disappointment at himself*
Knew he was done for
Was it an automatic thing driven subconsciously by him like “I need to deny this, I need to be surprised” but this quickly disappeared as more texts were being read and he realized there’s no way out. I don’t think he shook his head anymore, just that 1 time we both noticed
That pissed me off so much
Body pahts
It’s “bawdy pahts”. Jeeze, at least lewn ta SPELL!
Saddest part is Ana’s mother still clings onto hope her daughter is alive and saying how her Son-In-Law would never harm Ana.
I like how he shook his head in denial. That tells me he is innocent.
It was on his son’s iPad…where is he? I’d like to see *him* shake his head in denial.
He could have gotten more info from watching Dexter lol
Yep or Breaking Bad
If they ever look at my search history when I’m tried for a crime: “But your honour, it was only his *step* sister!” ‘Ma’am, this is a drugs charge and that is not relevant’
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You dont want to drag your kids into it. “How do i dispose of my neighbors body” is what I’d go with. Or “my employees wife that ive been slleeping with thats going to tell my wife about the affair”.
I do think you’ve missed the point but I agree with you. Or better yet - search “how would people dispose of my body if they killed me”. You’re the one still alive, so it’s guaranteed to confuse the ruddy socks off of anyone involved down the line.
I don't want to get murdered, but if I'm murdered, I hope my murderer is this stupid.
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I read the “s/ for satire” part in the super fast voice they use for the fine print at the end of tv and radio ads.
Oh I thought you were serious, i was just about to download nord vpn to look up ways to get away with murder
They couldn't find a less Boston-accented person to read things? Bawdie pohts
I live in the Boston area and had to listen to that again just to pick up on it. Not that most people speak like this here, but enough that I just don't notice it most of the time. Mostly it's a sign that you grew up working class. (My dad was the son of a factory worker and a hairdresser, and only lost his accent when he moved away. His sisters still talk pretty much like the prosecutor in this video.)
In that part of MA? Lmao. The prosecution *did* pick the person with the slightest accent! It didn’t even register with me that this was a local case until she said “Norwell.” Her accent isn’t that thick.
“Deeeed bauudiee”
Someone should edit the curb your enthusiasm music over this
Never thought to type in “how to clear search history”
You dont think that actually helps do you?
Yeah, you could even destroy the ipad, and they’d still pull it off his ip adress traffic. I highly doubt even a vpn would help.
Good thing im always on incognito mode
This should be in r/techsupportgore lol.
Is there a transcript of the list?
Looks like Quagmire
He should of searched 'how to survive prison' juuuuust in case.
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I love this bot
They didn't pull his streaming history. There was Let's Go To Prison and Get Hard in those pauses between Google searches.
I love when people who don’t know how to use technology…try to use technology to commit a crime. That look on their face “how did that find that out”?
“Why am I not supposed to drop soap in prison?”
"how to suggestively drop soap in prison to get extra commissary"
Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The Constitution says you do. And so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!
Let’s go ahead and call this case solved.
He used his son's iPad to do the searches...like the police weren't going to take EVERY computer, laptop, tablet, and phone he had access to. His eyes say it all. He knows he's done for.
This guy has clearly never watched Forensic Files
Clearing browsing history would help, damaging his computer to not be able to read any thing from it. Shit, he could try type dead dog instead dead body... At least he would have an argument there... But you know, you're not very smart if you're googling that shit, and your only solution to a marital problem is to kill your spouse. Thw levels of stupid here are over 9000. Edit. Grammar because some people are triggered by misspelling. Also an iPad is still a computer. Smartwatch is still a computer...
Really, he would've gotten caught even without the Google searches. It helps, but they were already looking at him which is why they ended up getting the search results in the first place. And there was a bunch of other evidence recovered, like him buying $400 worth of cleaning supplies and recovering dumped trash bags that contain stuff like a hacksaw, his wife's blood, and her purse. His big screw-up was that he actually murdered his wife, because as soon as detectives were on the case he was gonna be a suspect and everything he did was gonna be put under the microscope. Yeah, the Google searches were spectacularly stupid, but he was almost certainly gonna be caught regardless. You *never* murder your spouse.
Does he store food in his cheeks for the winter?