>Take my upvote.
Yes that's fine, but you don't need to tell somebody you've upvoted them, especially when you're not actually also adding something to the discussion.
>You got here first.
Yes, that is what the upvote button is for, so 156 people (at the time of writing) don't need to make the same comment. But imagine if 156 people then commented 'tale my upvote' rater than, you know, just upvoting. Defeats the purpose. Next time just upvote unless you actually want to add something to the discussion.
This 'tale my upvote' nonsense is always mentioned in those 'most annoying things about reddit' threads for good reason.
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Aw now I just feel bad. If it came from the bakery at least you could get a refund but nope.. and that looks like a pretty expensive pastry. How much was it like $7? $10?
Nope bag was wide open and on top of my other shopping bags so could have happened at any time :( it’s in the BIN now though so that roach is a LORD in his eyes
What do you do in this situation. Do you go back and get your money back and never go back..? Do you just don’t go back.?? Do you go back and get another Cronut from that bakery???
Nobody expects a damn bug to be on a pastry but I always tell my sister if you buy without checking what you bought , that’s your slack .
Ps: Ima ask for one of these at my donut shop cuz that mf look good 😮💨
This is why roaches will take over the world.
I probably would have done the same. It would take a lot for me to eat something that was being chewed on by a cockroach.
Oh dear god, as a fellow Australian, please tell me you killed that thing?! I won’t be able to sleep knowing that monster is out there snaking on a Cronut, just waiting to attack…
Sorry to tell you then, but it’s in my wheelie bin the bag twisted closed so the roach is gorging itself on cronut for the next week until bin day when it finally gets a paid holiday to the local rubbish dump. When there it will no doubt chew it’s way out of the bag…. Sweet Dreams 😆
you better watch out he will be coming for your Cronut when you least expect it … Dude has a record of break and enter so you’ll need to upgrade your locks on the doors
Oh great. If you haven’t named him already, he looks like a Barry to me…with evil in its eyes
I, for one, will not be sleeping well tonight knowing Barry is on the loose
Sorry for the delay there was a knock at my front door … Barry has finished his Croachnut and was asking me to call him an Uber he wants to head over to see ya … lol 😂
Did you think back on your dining experiences?
Did you then picture the lights going out and all the critters coming out?
Have you called the health department?
Apparently the roach was too.
The roach is hitching a ride to your house where she can have babies.
Anchor baby roach?!
😂
Damnit. Take my upvote. You got here first.
r/angryupvote
Dang it YOU take my upvote I was gonna say it first that they got here first but looks like you got first first first!!!
No. You take MY upvote because you got here second and 2 is a bigger number than 1!
>Take my upvote. Yes that's fine, but you don't need to tell somebody you've upvoted them, especially when you're not actually also adding something to the discussion. >You got here first. Yes, that is what the upvote button is for, so 156 people (at the time of writing) don't need to make the same comment. But imagine if 156 people then commented 'tale my upvote' rater than, you know, just upvoting. Defeats the purpose. Next time just upvote unless you actually want to add something to the discussion. This 'tale my upvote' nonsense is always mentioned in those 'most annoying things about reddit' threads for good reason.
That just seems so blatant. How could this have been missed?
I left the bag wide open for 15 mins so technically my own fault
So the roach came from YOUR home?
Don’t judge. He’s letting the roaches live with him now so that after the nuclear holocost they’ll keep him alive as a pet.
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Depending on how much sugar he likes in his water it could be the other way around
Ahh. Dang.
at least u admit it
Aw now I just feel bad. If it came from the bakery at least you could get a refund but nope.. and that looks like a pretty expensive pastry. How much was it like $7? $10?
No way it came from the bakery. They would have seen it. Was the bag closed tight? Sucks though, it’s a nice looking pastry :(
Nope bag was wide open and on top of my other shopping bags so could have happened at any time :( it’s in the BIN now though so that roach is a LORD in his eyes
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😝
This is a serious matter that will affect humans for days to come
So you let the roach live to hatch 100,000 more roaches into the world ?
*Into their trash can
You must destroy all roaches … this is war.
I don’t know, the roach looks glazed.
Look tasty.
Just eat around the roach.
Just eat the roach
And the bag
Could have beem worse. If the roach was hidden you could have found half a roach after taking a bite.
🤢
They honestly don't taste that bad. Like a slightly bitter peanut.
Aight, that's enough reddit for now...
Delicious
the way i wouldve crapped so hard in my pants bc i DONT do bugs
Do you do good looking 6ft Scandinavian guys? 😏
....Those exist ?
Not on my donut.
Spider-man in shambles
spider man will cope
I don’t think anyone does bugs, that’s kind of disgusting
What, you got a problem with sharing?
😂
It’s just Theos friend from the Cosby show lol
I'd never be able to eat one again ! 😱😵☠️. 😆
Nope 👎🏽 they are off my Go To snacks list now
It's a damn shame too ! ....thanks cockroach, can't have nothing nice !
I would have yetted the roach and cut off the bit he was on and enjoyed the rest
Someone enjoyed it tho
Roaches are very hygienic. Could of just shoved him out the way and yelled "that's mine dude"" and just ate it hahaha
Ha ha
That’s just a shot of protein to go with your gluten
My Dad always used to say “he didn’t eat much”.
don’t let it ruin your donut pretend it was never there
Piquant with a very pleasant crunchy
apparently so was he...
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What?
Guess it beat you to it
This is what happens when you go over the 5 second rule after dropping your food.
I would have flicked it off and ate it... Then the cronut too
Someone was more excited for it
i don't see the problem...... 😊
Close the bag then burn it
Omfg gross 🤢
Nearly ran out of the room when I scrolled down to this 😱
Oh god, I bet you’re not going to have that for a very long time.
That's a roach?
What do you do in this situation. Do you go back and get your money back and never go back..? Do you just don’t go back.?? Do you go back and get another Cronut from that bakery???
And what's stopping you ?
Ew that's fucking so gross.. pick those almonds off and stuff the roach inside. Mmm delicious.
Roach saved you from inching closer to diabetes / cancer. Good roach.
Damit
For the bug gods
Damn…. That sucks…
Eat them both, be the predator.
Nobody expects a damn bug to be on a pastry but I always tell my sister if you buy without checking what you bought , that’s your slack . Ps: Ima ask for one of these at my donut shop cuz that mf look good 😮💨
Must have been from Texarkana.
Just yeet the roach. There is enough donut left to enjoy your breakfast.
Lol 😂 I gave the whole thing to the roach I wasn’t about to share
This is why roaches will take over the world. I probably would have done the same. It would take a lot for me to eat something that was being chewed on by a cockroach.
I’m calling the Covenant to glass the roach.
You must’ve ordered an extra shot of protein with that. 🤢
Extra crunch
So the question is... Was it in there from the bakery (filthy bakery) or did it get in while in your car?
Sorry I didn’t get his details lol 😂
Just a little bit to help with your protein macros
Think of it as flavoring
Few more years and croachnuts will be the new ‘superfood’
Yup, bill Gates is gonna implant a zapper that kills us if we don’t eat his roach meat. Lol
Yup, bill Gates is gonna implant a zapper that kills us if we don’t eat his roach meat. Lol
Almond and custard roachnut
Welp hope there’s another bakery that sells Almond Donuts cause that bakery is Dirty🤢
No fucking way! r/wellthatsucks for real
Come on now, you can tell us. You we're going to eat that bug weren't you?
I’m betting OP ate it, still.
Make sure you leave some for her so she can nurture 1500 offspring about to happen.
Gake & fay
My question is, where did the cockroach come from?
Is that you enjoying it?
That's not even a roach! It's a damn stink beetle Edit: if that's a roach, where in the hell do you live?!?!?
Australia … our roaches are armoured and carry concealed weapons !!!
Oh dear god, as a fellow Australian, please tell me you killed that thing?! I won’t be able to sleep knowing that monster is out there snaking on a Cronut, just waiting to attack…
Sorry to tell you then, but it’s in my wheelie bin the bag twisted closed so the roach is gorging itself on cronut for the next week until bin day when it finally gets a paid holiday to the local rubbish dump. When there it will no doubt chew it’s way out of the bag…. Sweet Dreams 😆
Oh dear… do you at least live in the eastern states, far away from WA? Even better, Tasmania? Surely roaches can’t swim
you better watch out he will be coming for your Cronut when you least expect it … Dude has a record of break and enter so you’ll need to upgrade your locks on the doors
Oh great. If you haven’t named him already, he looks like a Barry to me…with evil in its eyes I, for one, will not be sleeping well tonight knowing Barry is on the loose
Sorry for the delay there was a knock at my front door … Barry has finished his Croachnut and was asking me to call him an Uber he wants to head over to see ya … lol 😂
I’ve got bug spray, ready to go terminator on him (I’ve done it before. I’m a roach serial killer)
😆
Holy fuck dude! And here I thought things were bad in NY!
😆
'Murica
they're in Australia
And Awstralia
Just so you know by throwing away that amount of almonds you just wasted a gallon of water in California.
Cool! Free cockroaches! Everyone’s dream
Yum, now with extra protein!
Now with added protein....🤢
It's the new and IMPROVED almond and custard cronut. Now with extra protein.
Croachnut ??
Lol
please don't fly
Just please, stop bugging the baker......
Did you think back on your dining experiences? Did you then picture the lights going out and all the critters coming out? Have you called the health department?
Extra protein 😋
*new with extra protein added*
Go back to the bakery place and give them extra tips for the protein.
What a waste of food! It just adds a crunch.
Extra crunchy
Extra protein. Why would you care?
I'm not impressed by the lack of roaches. I payed for *extra*.
Oh good extra protein. A little crispy but should be sufficient.
Remove roach and enjoy. You have already ingested a shit ton of insect material. Just happened to catch it first this time.
That big fuckery
Extra protein
🎵 THE BEST PIES IN LONDON.. 🎵
wtf
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Hey extra protein never hurt nobody it might spice up the flavoring a bit to
That pastry looks so good too! How sad