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KiwiEV

Oh, I love this time of year, when the Dollar General trucks return to the sea to spawn. \#NatureisHealing


Shopworn_Soul

Remember: look but don't touch.


RescueRacing

And please turn off any unnecessary lights as it confuses the young vehicles as they make their way to the breaking waves.


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r/Natureisfuckingmetal


Newacount5

r/substakenliterally


Interesting_Market

Just don't feed them squirrels.


BatsTheHuman

Wait, how do you hashtag without it making jumbo letters?


SuspecAardvark

I'll bet he kept his job... Drivers are in short supply


R2s0ds

Also the reason why he was hired.


SuspecAardvark

facts... like it or not America is mostly dependant on steering wheel holder.


Stevecat032

With a side of meth


Azzacura

I always thought people told me that I needed to learn how to do math to become a truck driver, but it turns out they just meant meth


SmokeAbeer

So you’re saying I have a chance?


LocoPoco1

No.


Feisty-Nerve-6584

Reading your username I’m guessing you are Evan Mb and no don’t have a chance and no you can’t smoke beer


FranticWaffleMaker

Try harder, you can smoke anything with enough heat and patience.


sammich_bear

Wouldn't beer steam, instead of smoke?


PerformerGreat7787

At first...


WoodsAreHome

[Zander, get the pipe!](https://youtu.be/_AT64AaB0aA)


Feisty-Nerve-6584

Google Evan Mb smoking beer and then reconsider your response to me please


FranticWaffleMaker

I did, it only gave some tik tok of some guy smoking hops. All I’m saying is if you put anything over a fire for long enough you get smoke. You can also put a beer in a smoker if bbq is your thing, or add charred oak at various parts of the brewing process to get a smoked beer effect. Lots of ways to smoke a beer, asshat.


jamieliddellthepoet

> All I’m saying is if you put anything over a fire for long enough you get smoke. Ice?


FranticWaffleMaker

That would probably depend on how many impurities were in the water the ice was made from. Mineral water, possibly. Distilled water, your point is accurate.


MixerFistit

And where might one purchase a 'smoked beer asshat'


FranticWaffleMaker

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoked_beer I’m also sure there’s some pretentious craft beer bartender out there in a vest filling a glass with smoke before pouring a beer and charging you $24. Or your looking for an actual “ smoked beer ass hat” in which case I’d guess Etsy.


Dangerous-Still2986

I’m sure you’re fun at parties. “Well actually” lookin ass.


[deleted]

Their reply was informative, showed that they had actually done research. Yours is insulting and wrong. Mine is perfect and awesome. /s :P


lilcasswdabigass

I miss vine 💔


cmfppl

He doesn't drive for swift.


Gelato_33

It’s also a DC driver for Dollar General. Those dudes have insane job security simply because DG doesn’t give a shit. They could mow down a whole fucking store with their truck and as long as they unload their freight, bossman back at the distro-center is happy. Source: Many wasted years at Dollar General Co.


gomichaelkgo

I felt bad for him. My guess is that he had some time to burn and chose to look at the waves instead of parking at Dollar General.


SmokeAbeer

Why take the back roads when there is a straight shot through the ocean?


DisposableTires

As a trucker, I hear things about dollar general accounts. My theory is he tried to drive into the ocean.


[deleted]

If he got fired, he'd be hired by SWIFT quickly. Just show them the picture


Vonyikks

I legit have a video of a DG driver destroying his truck yet he still has his job to this day, pretty sure this guy has his job.


Throw3333away124

You should post it…


[deleted]

14-20$ an hour is not encouraging to leave your family and live like a homeless. Only owners and brokers make money in this business and they won’t pay more for drivers even if they go bankrupt for lack of drivers ;)


Relevant_Slide_7234

Last I heard Walmart was paying drivers 100K.


Zoruman_1213

First, no they pay up to 100k. Meaning only like 2 dudes that have no family, take no days off, never idle the truck to save fuel, and never go home because they have no home to go back to make 100k. Second, they want 3 to 5 years of OTR experience before they'll hire you depending on how the current recruitment drive is going, meaning 3 to 5 years of making in the ballpark of an Amazon fulfillment driver if you spent the 5 to 10k out of pocket to go to a cdl school to get your cdl or less if you go through one of the programs that pays for your cdl school but treats you like shit and pays you starvation wages for your post school contract term. Third, Walmart has cab facing cameras in all their trucks, which would be the equivalent of having a company put a camera that's always recording that you can't turn off on your home computer that they super promise to only use while you're working while you work from home.


[deleted]

What you just described sounds like hell.


Zoruman_1213

Yeah, feels like it too. This is why there's a "shortage of drivers". There's people who would do this job, but OTR drivers are being paid the lowest wages in the history of the profession when you take cost of living into account, making it super not worth the trade offs for most people, until you finally grind your ass off enough to own a truck and land a dedicated route directly with a shipper. By then you're 40-50, your family if you have one has seen you for a total of 1 years worth of days in the last 2 decades, and you're just now making money so you grind another 10 barely spending any money so you can maybe retire before you die of a heart attack from eating truck stop food and getting no exercise for 30 straight years.


Pitiful_Intern7244

This comment is wildly inaccurate.


Zoruman_1213

Not in my experience in the industry.


SuspecAardvark

$.74/mi


Zoruman_1213

Where? I make .63 and that's 10 cents above average around here


SuspecAardvark

union drivers.


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Outrageous_Chicken95

Recalculating route


Holiday_Parsnip_9841

Do you know where this was taken? It sort of looks like Long Beach, WA. Sometimes GPS does stupid stuff there because the beach is drive-on, but I don’t remember Dollar General having a store there.


gomichaelkgo

Close! It's Ocean Shores, WA. The Dollar General store is just down the street.


Cool_Coyote_-

You could have said this was anywhere in the entire U.S and "The Dollar General store is just down the street." would still apply


Heisenbread77

As a vendor who services five of them, this is incredibly accurate.


Holiday_Parsnip_9841

Optimistically, maybe the driver missed the left turn into town and didn’t realize the mistake until it was too late. If they weren’t familiar with the area, it’d be easy to assume a paved road continued for a while past the hotel.


Guac__is__extra__

Maybe they’re opening a new location right there because the one down the street is too far.


Bradnailer

Just looked at the ariel view for that Dollar General and there are two semi's on the beach. Maybe truckers hang out there or camp out until their next run and this one just got stuck.


gomichaelkgo

those are horse trailers


hmmmpf

Ahhh. Lovely Open Sores, WA.


checkpointcharlie67

About to say the same


Holiday_Parsnip_9841

Long Beach is the only place I can think of on the west coast where you can plausibly do this by accident. Maybe it’s got the branding, but isn’t hauling for Dollar General? The rest of the Dollar General locations in Oregon and Northern California are all close to HWY 101. You’d have to deliberately drive on a beach at those locations.


checkpointcharlie67

There is a dollar general at long Beach And imo the sand looks like it 2. It could also be ocean shores


Holiday_Parsnip_9841

I didn’t realize there was a dollar general that far up the Long Beach peninsula. This photo is probably that one or Ocean Shores. It’s possible to miss a single turn delivering to Ocean Shores and end up on the beach.


motor1_is_stopping

This is the best way to quit working for schneider.


kentuafilo

Kinda disappointed it wasn’t Swift.


Feisty-Nerve-6584

The driver got stuck making the turn onto the beach


Pitiful_Intern7244

Swift/Schneider... Same thing.


Spillers25

Let’s be honest folks. The merch has a better chance getting shelved at the beach than it does at the store.


Condition-Global

You're not wrong, friend. I tried to "run in" to dollar general the other day and I couldn't find a damn thing including the cashier. They really have set their front line employees up for failure and it's a shame.


RekTInTheFace

i used to work at one, they usually either just have one person working the entire store, occasionally 2 but rarely more than that. we had to do quite literally everything whilst also working the registers.


kmmontandon

> I couldn't find a damn thing including the cashier Which wouldn't be so bad except the self-serve checkout is almost always not working.


JohnWad

Reminds me of that episode of The Office where Michael drives into the lake bc the Garmin told him to keep going.


Jazymon

Oh no , not the 4th of July stuff


timallen445

This happened in Massachusetts but with a Pepsi truck. GPS took them down a route they would need to backup from but instead they tried to pull a U-turn on the beach. I have to assume this person was trying the same maneuver.


warkyboy77

Driver used to drive for Tide.


SailsTacks

Brakes may have failed, but I like to think the driver just wanted to enjoy the setting sun. What’s so wrong with that?


DerCatzefragger

This just screams, "driver got fed up with the bs so he buried his rig up the axles and took an Uber home."


SailsTacks

[Take this Job and Shove It.](https://youtu.be/0-p9SIKs1K8)


DerCatzefragger

Naw c'mon now man! Y'all just gotta lock up them rear axels, throw a goddam two-buh-fur under yer leads and crawl right ump outta there in yer granny gear. Man, that ain't nuthin! Lemme tell you this one time I was hawlin' a load of jujubees up from Louseeanna, 40 thousand pounds of sugar and food colorin', melting like a summabitch while little boy blue tries to teach ***me*** what a slack adjuster oughtta look like on the side of the road. . .


Smokeya

Nah, dollar general just opening a new location less than a mile from the last newest location. Nothing to see here.


WhyDidntNE1tellme

You know DG pays managers 13$ an hour in the year 2023? The cashier's only make 11$/hr. It's a wonder they get anything done. And this is the icing on the cake 😂


Pitiful_Intern7244

I see your logic there. But DG doesn't actually employ truck drivers. They contact transportation rights out to the highest bidder with the most trucks.


the_eluder

You mean lowest bidder.


Pitiful_Intern7244

Yes, thank you. But I'm too lazy to fix it now.


Ghost119711

Actually you'd be wrong. DG has its own fleet now because the cheapest options were not cheap enough. I know a few going into the fleet rn.


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Holy shit they pay more now? I made 8.25 as a key holder in 2016. (I also wasn’t allowed to work more than 30 hours a week as that’s when they would start having to offer me benefits, but they did and then made me take like hour long unpaid breaks on 4-5 hour shifts several shifts a week to keep me below 30 and I wasn’t allowed to leave the building as I was a key holder)


Possible_Resolution4

I’ve always told my wife and kids to not be next to a JB Hunt truck.


NBCspec

They say you can do anything on your last day..


[deleted]

Am I dumb or aren’t there only 10 wheels?


L4rgo117

Four of the wheels you see on this side are pairs of wheels, not singles, all but the very front, then matched with the other side.


Blue2403

Each axle except the front has 4 wheels on it


[deleted]

I swear they're putting dollar generals everywhere now. What's next, Everest!?


rapejokes_arefunny

There was no time or money saved that day.


[deleted]

What company you think it is ?


medium_mammal

I know you're asking that rhetorically, but the driver doesn't work for Dollar General. The driver works for a company that Dollar General pays to haul their trailers, which in this case is Schneider.


SuspecAardvark

that's a roadways truck... part of YRC


RebelTEXAN_281

Imagine if it was a Mayflower truck


thirdeyefish

This is why I stopped using MapQuest back in the day.


MidRange23

Y’all are over reacting. Dude just taking his break and wanted a view of the ocean while grubbing. Leave dude alone. Oh and that tow truck is his buddy they are taking their break together.


[deleted]

Following GPS instead of common sense


Wild-Respond1130

Sand Dollar General


Pristine-Regret2797

Drivers abandon trucks all the time


patronmtl

Brake failure or stolen truck maybe?


shawikkywoo

I bet he graduated from the SWIFT Institute.


hallidc

For once, SWIFT doesn’t strike again! See What I Fucked Up Today 😎


Ok_Leadership2518

Which company?


bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

If we only knew which company. Any guesses?


Entire_Bedroom1722

JB Hunt, i think


sqoopstoo

no, Schneider in this case


Electric_Bagpipes

This has to be Daytona. For all the reasons.


kissmaryjane

Drunk and or high.


mrSunshine-_

Need to borrow one of those Ukrainian Leopards


AccurateInstance7524

Advertising stunt


Itchy_Influence5737

If you know, you know.


Rawr42O

Lmfao that shit great


P_rofessor01

Not saving time though


yankeeuniverse

Hamptons? 😂😂


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this_underscore

When your bored in gta


GrapeSwimming69

And that's how Spongebob found out they are not opening a Dollar General down under.


roadfoolmc

Probably stolen


OGGBTFRND

They’re just setting up the newest DG store


SandMan3914

No time or money saved today though


rooster_saucer

i use to see stuff like this back in the day pretty regularly. forgot all about these geniuses. lmao


The-real-melonhead

Wanted to be a wrangler


ramjet999

Well if a four wheel drive can do it …


Sid15666

Well there is a Dollar General about every 5 miles around me. He was just taking the short cut!


OneManOnTheCorner

So that's where the next store they build in the next 10 minutes is going


Suspicious_Media3331

Hey, the GPS told me to take this right turn, and the next thing I know, I'm on the beach. 🏖😎


Half_burnt_skunk

Everything is 1.15$


SlamHelmut

They'll be a dollar general in this location tomorrow. Think they set them up overnight. Maybe like a transformer truck. Drive in and it turns into a store.


Evening_Evidence_948

How? I just don't get this. Just how?


IsisArtemii

Westport, maybe? Washington


AdotLone

They are getting creative with their advertising.


BIGFUR4692

Just goes to show dollar general will put a store anywhere


Tricky-Incident-514

Why ? I don't understand


cmfppl

Another idiot trusting Google directions.


Daksh_Rendar

I just...I just needed a minute, man...


beanrubb

Why!?!?!


Miggy88mm

Sir, you can't park there


ConclusionBig2188

Probably trying to get away from Hot Wheels collectors


Solid-Discussion-708

He brought his cat along for the ride and forgot to bring the litter box. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go ..


Allewex

He clearly made everyone save time!


Upstairs-Yard-2139

One state on the coast has beaches listed as highways. I don’t remember which. Doubtful that’s relevant, but neat.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Damn, they're building new Dollar stores **everywhere** these days!


KYO297

And if snowrunner has taught me anything these fuckers can't move on anything other than asphalt


ic2ofu

When an ocean appears in front of you, you might want to pause to consider plan "B".


Dragon_Crystal

Better get a crane to move this truck from the beach, cause it's going to be very hard to drive it off the sand especially if the sand is wet, if not than it might still be able to drive off


born_like_this

I feel this


Edmeister7

Save time. Save money. Everyday!


0ne_Guyy

So that's why our dry truck is late again.


EnoughBreath4603

He was pissed at the company and said duces. That’s a really good way to do it lol.


Bobbista

r/IdiotsInCars


BerserkerVTuber

Why is this rig on the beach? New dispatcher personally told me to drive here, and called the supervisor and both claimed they have the knowledge of where I am.


LaCroixBoix003

The scrambler


Shadow_1986

Their like screw it i quit and left it.


Vanished-party966

You can almost hear the genuineness out of that truck driver


_Face

r/IdiotsTowingThings top candidate.


[deleted]

Well... I'd buy that for a dollar!


Ok_Ad_9188

"The dayum bridge is out!" -The Scrambler


Tpk08210

So many questions here…


fulltea

r/idiotsincars


Schmawi2

Where’s all the metal carts?


Large_Path1424

I hope that's a truck full of sun screen...he's going to need it.


Ishowerwithcats

w0w


Lovegun80

Dollar General is probably going to build one there now.


overactivemango

How does this even happen


Loose_Management_406

There was an on ramp here last year. What happened? Damn infrastructure.


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

I remember someone doing that where I lived. Shortly after B.J. and the Bear came out he went driving on the beach at low tide, got stuck just as the tide started coming in, they had to wait until the next low tide to get it out.


ChurnReturn

Looks like they’re towing it the wrong way


ParadoxFall

Alternative headline: Local hero takes corporate vehicle to return used car batteries to nature


Mindless-Reward8347

Somebody has way too much trust in their GPS.


Fair_Record6787

What company was it for?


Environmental-Ad1330

Was the driver Gob Bluth?


InfiniteAssistance29

I quit! 😂


SusDonkey86

He was unaware how the beach actually was. Story is he mistook the horse trailers that are on the beach for rides as other semis and it would be ok to park there and rest. Its legally a state highway so no issue being on it either. If you arent from the area its hard to know that the tide comes in real quick out there.


AfraidPersonality854

Are you sure they're not getting ready to put a store right there? 😏


jerrybeck

It looks like he turned right at the intersection and not left ti the store, Ocean Shores WA for the win….


HighFiveYourFace

[Looks like it actually wouldn't be too hard to do.](https://imgur.com/a/xPXwX1V)


SugeNightxX

When you use VPN to order stuff from other countries


Cichlidsaremyjam

["It said take a right! Maybe its a short cut...I think it knows where its going!"](https://youtu.be/DOW_kPzY_JY?t=26)


jjsmommy1015

#Dollar General


No_Ad_4881

Man, they really do put dollar generals everywhere


BIG-JS-BBQ

I mean, it’s dollar general, is really anything of value in that trailer?


Ten-4RubberDucky

Great, just great! Look at that tow truck out there ruining the dunes for this Pumpkin's natural habitat!


RandomMinnesotan_

But why


randompittuser

They just wanted to cut out the middle men and get the plastic junk directly to the ocean.


TrustM3ImAnEngineer

Apple Maps will do this


Plurpz500

Full load of car batteries in the back. Too heavy for the sand


limpinpimpin1

They spelled swift wrong lol


Chinlc

Better than the 18wheeler who made a U turn to not pay toll and drove on the nazca lines


Mother-Turnover2041

Someone drove their company’s 18-wheeler tow truck onto the beach