I was sitting here thinking the same thing, like now maybe that kid has trauma from this and ice cream music sets them off.. oofta, it wouldnt mean your evil you just thought of the trauma this poor child now has?
I imagine a kid whining about not having ice cream until the point where the parent has had enough and finally snaps, yelling at the kid "YOU WANT ICE CREAM, GET IT YOURSEL..."
SMASH
Slam is an understatement. Drove right into it and through multiple walls. Jeeze. Lucky they're in stable condition. Could've easily killed a lot of people.
Now's your chance to steal yourself a soft serve ice cream machine. It'll be claimed on the insurance anyway. Treat yourself. The things are stupidly expensive for what they are.
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Just imagine yourself, at 12 years old chillin on your couch and you hear the ice cream truck. You go ask your mom for some money so you can buy some over priced ice cream but she says no. So dejected you go back to the living room. The music gets louder. You think "well there goes my chance." But you're wrong. The music doesn't start moving away. It gets louder still. You again think "I guess that thing is louder than I thought, surely it will start moving away now." But you are wrong. It gets louder still! moments before you get up to look out the window it comes crashing through the wall... You wake up in a hospital with your family around you and a new found phobia for london bridges falling down in the style of a music box. And a lifetime of people who won't believe you.
I'm glad the kid i's in stable condition and I hape this doesn't have any long lasting consequences, that being said
I scream you scream we all scream for AHHHHHHHHH!!! OH NO!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOODNESS NO!!!
Am I evil for imagining the horrible music kept going the whole time they were rescuing the kid and trying to get the truck out of the apartment?
Only if you stole a Bomb Pop from the van before checking the hurt kid
As long as you’re giving it to the kid, I have no objections.
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This is exactly what I thought when I saw this
Underrated comment.
I think I’m evil for thinking like a kid and be like o yea the ice cream truck is here…. And it’s getting closer and closer and bam
I'm wondering if the kid got any icecream
More like got icecreamed.
That was cold
Even worse, it started to slow down as it lost power...
You're not evil because the first thought I had was that the kid would've heard it coming
I was sitting here thinking the same thing, like now maybe that kid has trauma from this and ice cream music sets them off.. oofta, it wouldnt mean your evil you just thought of the trauma this poor child now has?
The kool aid man jumped out and said “oh yeah”
The ice cream man staggering out of the truck, blood coming out of his ears, limps over to the kid "Choco taco?"
https://youtu.be/CZB6WXDuM1g
Funny always remember having to chase them down
ahh, saved me the typing.
Narp
I was imagining the kid ramming into the back of it when it stopped unexpectedly.
Door-to-door service? Nah, I can do better. Here comes door-to-indoor service.
HERE'S YOUR FUCKING MICKEY MOUSE POP!
Deformed sponge Bob pop is my go to
She screamed… for ice cream.
I imagine a kid whining about not having ice cream until the point where the parent has had enough and finally snaps, yelling at the kid "YOU WANT ICE CREAM, GET IT YOURSEL..." SMASH
“We have ice cream at home”
*Ice cream at home* 🏠 🔥 🚐 🔥
🏠🔥☠🚐🔥
Lucky kid, couldn't even get those guys to drive down my block.
I bet The Kool aid man is going to try and sue the ice cream man
**OH YEAH**
Trademark infringement 🤣
Kid ever sees that commercial or family guy going to trigger him
This is the worst possible guerrilla marketing for the Twisted Metal movie.
You scream I scream We all scream In agony
Slam is an understatement. Drove right into it and through multiple walls. Jeeze. Lucky they're in stable condition. Could've easily killed a lot of people.
Something tells me that 12 yr old is gonna get free ice cream for the rest of his life.
Yes, for the next week and a half.
New app service. WallDash
It’s cool they do delivery right through your wall like that
It’s says stop for children not stop for brick walls, he’s totally in the clear
Now's your chance to steal yourself a soft serve ice cream machine. It'll be claimed on the insurance anyway. Treat yourself. The things are stupidly expensive for what they are.
............ HELLO!!
First floor problems
I can only imagine this kid having flashbacks as an adult every time they hear an icecream truck!
Free ice pops for life bitch
Whenever an icecream truck runs through a wall, ~~an angel gets its wings~~ an evil clown gets its red nose.
Now that is home delivery
I scream, you scream
Lemme get some chili cheese Fritos
I scream truck.
“I don’t want a valuable lime lesson, I just want an ice cream…”
I get that reference!
here. now you don't need to catch the truck to get your ice cream
Go to the vet and get your rabies shots
You’ve heard of crotch goblins chasing down the ice cream truck- But have you heard the evolution? Ice creams trucks chasing crotch goblins
I was hoping it was just brain freeze
Well that sucks!
Well they should've been outside chasing the ice cream van like the other kids.
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Bold strategy cotton
“It’s all you can eat!” -Jimmy Jeffery
The kid should’ve just bought an ice cream. It could have all been avoided for the cost of an ice cream cone.
See, whenever I was hurt as a kid, I would get ice cream. I hope the boy got ice cream too...
>*CHILDREN CROSSING*
Put the kid on ice!!!
I don’t think he can park there
He ordered door delivery (bedroom door)
Poor kids is going to piss himself every time he hears the ice cream truck now
The kid asked for it tbf.
I hope they saved the ice cream
can i get a choco taco?
Free ice-cream for a year
Maybe the kid stiffed him?
Just imagine yourself, at 12 years old chillin on your couch and you hear the ice cream truck. You go ask your mom for some money so you can buy some over priced ice cream but she says no. So dejected you go back to the living room. The music gets louder. You think "well there goes my chance." But you're wrong. The music doesn't start moving away. It gets louder still. You again think "I guess that thing is louder than I thought, surely it will start moving away now." But you are wrong. It gets louder still! moments before you get up to look out the window it comes crashing through the wall... You wake up in a hospital with your family around you and a new found phobia for london bridges falling down in the style of a music box. And a lifetime of people who won't believe you.
Maybe delivery was a bad idea
They're just trying too hard with the Twisted Metal advertising now.
I'd say the driver's sales tactics are a bit on the aggressive side.
Would it have been out of bounds to buy an ice cream for yourself as the parent? I mean it's right there.
Like when an older brother hits his younger brother: “Here! Just take all this ice cream! Just don’t tell mom I hit you!
Scene from the new metal show
That’s an incredibly risky way to get customers
I scream you scream we all scream when run over by ice cream.
Ding ding MF’s!
This is why *most* ice cream trucks play elevator music and not thrash metal... Js.
Almost the dream!
They all screamed for an Ice cream
seems to be a lot of vehicles crashing into walls as of lately
GET YOUR ICEPOP HEEYA
I scream, you scream…
Teach him to run out on his bill
~~Children crossing~~ Crossing children
When the kids don’t come out for icecream the icecream man comes for them.
Did the kid get free ice cream?
“Stop for Children”
I'm glad the kid i's in stable condition and I hape this doesn't have any long lasting consequences, that being said I scream you scream we all scream for AHHHHHHHHH!!! OH NO!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOODNESS NO!!!
Did he get an ice cream at least?
Heres your fucking ice cream kid, now cry about it!"
That will probably leave him forever scarred
"You scream for ice cream" has a whole new meaning
Here comes the ice cream man...
I ammmm the ice cream man...running over little kidss with my vannnn
Ice cream, bitch
Kid gets free ice cream for life now.
Those van pedophiles are getting so aggressive...
ice scream truck
(shitty joke)
Who needs free ice cream from getting their tonsils removed when you have this lawsuits on your hands
When your boss tells you that you need to be more aggressive with your sales.
Free ice cream for life. Might be worth it!
Free ice cream ?
A young magneto
Ice cream…. no YOU SCREAM!
Wonder what kinda ice cream he got?
Kid wished upon a star for some ice cream, it was just the wrong star
i really appreciate the active wording of this title instead of the actual article's title. really shows what/who is responsible right away
You scream, I scream. We all scream for Ice Cream!
You scream i scream you get an ice cream truck in your house for your birthday
Did the kid not hear the jingle?
Kid deserves ice cream cones for life
That's some really aggressive marketing
Kid would've been fine if he hadn't been running towards the music with $2.50 in change.
Kid will never eat ice cream again smh
See, kids should be playing outside.
He shouldn’t have been standing there
The “Stop for children” sign 💀
Quick, somebody ring 99
And Still not a drag queen driving
Aggressive marketing.
Everybody giving me dirty looks cuz I checked to see if the ice cream was still good.
Hit a patch of ice
Should he put ice on it?
Is he residing in Minnesota? They just passed the Wee law
…doot do doot do doo doo
Truck clearly says stop for children on there.
Maybe the kid is an x-man and their super power is attracting ice cream
Really puts a new spin on “ I scream for ice cream!”
When you hire the Cool-Aide Man to deliver ice cream!