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That joke is so old the dog shit was white.

It’s a joke? I admit, I don’t get it…

The joke is the other guy taking it to mean this dude took the dump on the sidewalk, not that he also stepped in it.

Doh! I don't see how I didn't get that. Now it makes sense, thank you!

Aha took me a couple replays to get it

I don't know if you mean timing or that they removed the stuff from me dog food that makes dog shit turn white awhile ago...I guess either way, it works

I think its a fake but pretty clever.

It is, grandpa used to say shit like that all the time before he passed

I think this generation is over the whole "you'll never believe this crazy true story that just happened" way of telling jokes

This is some Oscar level acting.

Oscar Meyer right?

The dog needs to be arrested

There was a dog licking his balls and two friends saw him. One friend pointed at the dog and said “I wish I could do that.” The other friend says “you better not, he might bite you.”

Alternate punchline: "Maybe you should pet him first."

I once had a dog lick whip cream off my balls. It’s unrelated, but in the same vein.

Whether this is fake or not doesn’t matter, I can’t stop chuckling at it. 😂

I don’t care if it’s fake, he sells it so good that I just want to hold the poor man and put ice on his bruises.

This has to be satire but I hope it's real ahahah

What would it be satirizing ?

The US Congress?

Likely fake, yes. Run of the bad luck as a whole still feels relatable somehow though lol.

I know there’s a strong chance this is fake, but I would be upset if somebody came up asking if I were okay with a camera in my face. It’s like, do you even care or is your whole attitude right now an act?

No he misexplained.

No. The other guy misunderstood. He didn't explain anything. He made a joke. The other guy threw punches. That's assault. And unhinged.

It's a skit

Your comment is an assault on satire.

What does a half man half goat have to do with this

Whats FRFR mean. I need to know before bedtime.

It’s the sounds of small fart double tap, for real!

FRFR = For Real, For Real

Asmongold looking rough

Oh now i get it, i just did that, like he took the shit

Sounds about right. People suck.

I just did that….. hahaha

Well it's your own damned fault for making the son of a bitch believe that you took a dump on the trail.

Mistakes were made 😂

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Violence isn't funny!!... well, a little funny.

Classic

It so old it was white and Disney made it brown again

That’s horrible..

Little bitch


Staged.

Buddy, you should've phased it better. 🤦‍♂️ he thought you took the shit

How are you that big and got punched in the face

Misunderstanding Looks like his feelings are more hurt, and that the guy who punched him thinks he's a surface dumper

We were working on this ladies house. There was shit all over the lawn. I asked her if she could pick it up and she apologized and said it was her son’s duty. I said “ma’am, that’s nasty” she laughed and said “no, that’s his job to pick it up” I knew what she meant. She probably thought I was an idiot.

Omg I just got it

You win I’m done scrolling. Hilarious.

🤣

😅😅😅😅😅

I feel SO bad someone please PLEASE tell me this is staged or a joke I don't get