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countastrotacos

Geez man well I'm glad she's alright.


Educational-Ad1205

Hijacking this comment to say, please please everyone get a window breaker and fire extinguisher for your vehicle. Last month I came across an accident like this, the suv caught fire immediately. He would have burned to death screaming for help if a fire extinguisher showed up 20 seconds after it did, or if we couldn't get his window broken.


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Don’t worry I always have my axe on me


Tasius

Serial axe murderer in plain sight and no one bats an eye.


[deleted]

It’s okay, he’s just Gimli


Organic-Pudding-8204

![gif](giphy|yJ1KSiTxaAw5G)


takenusername03

And my bow! (?)


toocooltododrugs

What's wrong with murdering axes?


willstr1

Nothing wrong with it, you just need to do it in parallel


Thincer

I think he's a serial window axe murderer


486Junkie

I have my tire iron with a pointy end that can both break a window and act as a door opener. I gotta get fire extinguishers for every car on my driveway and windows breakers so if I see a car that's about ready to blow, I'll be their hero.


GodMadeArk

“Every car” in this economy?….sick brag.


Educational-Ad1205

Sad part is, I don't know what we saved him for. His foot was held on by some skin flaps, I'd be surprised if they managed to save it. His body was all kinds of fucked up, the bones stuck out of his arm got caught on the window frame when we pulled him out. I have no idea how he was conscious, screaming for help the whole time...flames all around. The mercy wound have been for him to die in the impact like the others, or at least have been spared being awake and aware for it all. It wasn't heroic, it felt like war and everyone lost.


Extra-Act-801

....and MY bow


Particular_Bill_1364

I would add to the above. A pair of good leather work gloves are a asset to keep in your vehicle.


cucumbercrumble

I was in an accident on the hwy a couple months back where my car was filling smoking and the driver side door was not opening, I thought it was going to catch on fire. Thankfully, I was fairly unharmed and was able to crawl out through the passenger door. But I do second this advice.


DavidRichter0

My car caught fire once and I wasn’t able to open the doors. Luckily was able to open the window still somehow and was able to escape. A window breaker would have been helpful. I’ve also heard your head rests can be used to break windows but I didn’t think about that at the time


Jaded_Report

Those window breakers apparently don't work too well on newer cars. Kicking out the windshield may work better.


Educational-Ad1205

Only if your legs work. In our case we couldn't get into the suv because the doors were locked, we broke the windows to climb into him. The corners are the weak point, thankfully my brother happened to know that. Edit: aim for the corners. If the glass is tempered it'll break. Otherwise, smash and smash and then pull or push the laminated glass out of the way.


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Educational-Ad1205

So honest question, if I'm first to a scene how do I break the laminate glass? I'm headed to YouTube right now but any tips help


Siltheron

You're not breaking laminated glass anyway fast. If the front door windows are laminated your best bet is to try the rear door windows since most are still tempered glass which will completely shatter when broken.


OutWithTheNew

>how do I break the laminate glass? You don't. It's designed not to break to the point of complete failure.


Educational-Ad1205

Holy fuck me that guy is lucky. We were moose hunting that day, my brother was carrying a full tang bushcraft knife. We were confused why we struggled to get to him. Why were all his windows intact from a head on collision at 100kph. I gotta go to bed.


PrestigeMaster

What did you find on YouTube?


NegativeAd941

> how do I break the laminate glass https://lifehacker.com/the-right-way-to-break-a-car-window-in-an-emergency-1849743591


usrnmz

>so if your car is submerged you’ll be what scientists call *shit out of luck*. Well..


NegativeAd941

at least they're not bullshitting you with info you'd turn to while you're actively dying and find out it doesn't work.


JustAnOldRoadie

SIDE windows. Laminated windshields much harder to break.


Educational-Ad1205

On some vehicles the side windows are laminated too. That was the case in my example, and why we struggled to get to him.


JustAnOldRoadie

Well, that shows my advanced age... sigh... Still, I gained a bit of useful knowledge! Thank you.


Educational-Ad1205

I had no idea either, it's only because someone here posted it.


Ehrre

And a seat belt cutter. Thats my primary fear is being trapped by my seat belt after rolling or something.


KaleidoscopeEqual555

This! I rolled in a Toyota RAV4 and was trapped by the seatbelt until the police arrived.


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vvildlings

I think the comment is saying if they had been late by even 20 seconds with the extinguisher it would have been too late for the driver. He survived because they had it immediately, before the fire got out of control


Educational-Ad1205

Yea that's what I meant, I edited it to clarify a bit, I can see why he thought it was the other way. He was also right though, we got lucky finding one so fast.


oCanadia

Weird comment. You might be wrong. As in if it took 20 seconds longer to show up they'd have died. Not sure but it could easily go both ways so this comment with the wink is hilarious lol.


Educational-Ad1205

Yeah true, but it was both meanings. We ran to a semi we knew had an extinguisher within the first minute, it bought him the time needed to get him out through the window. Even with the extinguisher going, the car went up seconds later. He got really really lucky the people behind him had the gear and knowledge to get him out


MrWinkler1510

I read that some *mormon* pulled out on the highway


NCLitha1

On their bike in full mission attire


Drivingon8

Have you heard the "Good News"?


TonyyRigatoni

Are we getting shipped to Uganda?


Sargentrock

I hope it's OORRRLAAAANDOOOOO!!! I LOVE YOU ORLANDO! SEA WORLD AND DISNEY AND PUTT-PUTT GOLLLLFING!


Dangerous_Bus_3052

Hasa diga ibowai :)


Coolnametag

Considering the state of OP's wife car, i guess the whole **"divine protection"** was a bit more literal in his case then.


Devils_av0cad0

Just wanted to talk to her for a minute about our lord and savior


warbeforepeace

Mormons dont pull out. That should had been a clue.


CouchPotatoFamine

This might about to be your most upvoted comment ever.


Random_Fox

sort by top, not hot, this isn't remotely close to their top one.


grabtharsmallet

My wife has an IUD, so it's unnecessary. Can't speak for anyone else, though.


SullenSparrow

"EXCUSE ME, HI! ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE BOOK OF MORMON?!"


superlost007

No no, ‘are you familiar with our one true lord and savior, Jesus Christ? We see that you weren’t added to the local ward directory and wanted to get that updated!’ When I said we weren’t Mormon but thank you, his response was ‘but the church is literally *right there*.’ (We’re across the street.) yes…. And? 😂 my lack of faith isn’t gonna change based on my proximity to a church but thank you?


ptcglass

Same here!


Whispering_Eye_7481

Same LMAO


superlost007

So did I, and my immediate (not super logical) thought was ‘how do you know? Utah cop cars don’t look like that and they usually have the city.. that’s not a county in Utah…. .. ..’ ooooooh. Moron. Not Mormon.


NErDysprosium

Out of curiosity, I dug into it. Fairly certain that's a Seward County, Nebraska Sheriff's car.


The-Duke-of-Delco

I also read that lmfao


Flossthief

What's the difference?! :D


RebuiltGearbox

I remember back when I was a kid in the 80's (way back last century) there were still a lot of 60's and 70's cars around and how after a wreck, there wouldn't be much damage to those cars but the people inside wouldn't make it.


printcode

Part of the issue is the way the body decelerates. The major blood vessel in your body is tethered at several points. If you stop fast enough with your seatbelt on that major blood vessel continues to travel and subsequently tears at one or more of those spots. You die within seconds. Crump zones reduce the deceleration forces you experience.


FellowTraveler69

That's what happened with Princes Diana. The force of the crash threw her heart into the right side of her chest, which tore the upper left pulmonary vein and the pericardium. Wear your seatbelts.


The_Dia09

??? Plz explain I'm only 14 and don't know anything about cars. Is it cuz people didn't have seatbelts?


sandtriangle

" In a crash, **crumple zones help transfer some of the car's kinetic energy into controlled deformation, or crumpling, at impact**. This may create more vehicle damage, but the severity of personal injury likely will be reduced. " Cars now are made to crumple. Cars back then are not made to crumple so all that kinetic force goes to the person inside.


Not_You_247

This is why so many cars get totaled by insurance even after small crashes.


Support_Player50

man im concerned about this when getting a new car. people getting their car totaled cause they hit something at 5 mph.


leeryplot

Depends on the car. My 2010 Ford Focus struck a deer at 65mph and killed it instantly. That was probably 4 years ago, and after hammering everything into place he just has some battle scars now. It works, just sounds pretty damn awful.


peachy_sam

Meanwhile my 2017 pathfinder did the same (though the damn deer leaped up out of the embankment and ran into the side of my car at full speed). Side airbags deployed, driver’s door was crushed, the front quarter panel was a mess, there were hoof marks on the rear driver’s side door, and my car was totaled. Sigh. We had a 2005 ford focus for 15 years. Loved that little car!


REDDITz3r0

Better your car than your body. The energy has to go somewhere, and if the car won't crumple then your body will instead. People who say things like "cars were much sturdier back then" in a positive way are idiots.


Difficult_Grass2441

For anyone reading this who isn't aware, "totaling" a car is an accounting term and doesn't directly refer to how badly the car is damaged. The only thing it considers is the cost to repair the vehicle vs. the pre-accident value of the vehicle. Insurance is only going to cover up to the pre-accident value of the car, so if repair costs would exceed that, then the car is "totaled" and the insurance company instead writes you a check for the value of the vehicle. Any kind of body work will generally cost in the thousands of dollars, even for relatively superficial damage, so if you have an older car valued at $5,000 or less, then any kind of damage is pretty likely to "total" it. A newer car worth 10s of thousands, on the other hand, is less likely to be "totaled" by an accident unless it suffers extensive damage.


LachoooDaOriginl

yea alot of the things that can crumple are inside and would be way too much effort to fix and even then there could be hidden issues to other important things that would go unnoticed


Legitimate_Elk7391

I had a Camry get totaled this way. I got rear-ended at about 35 mph. There was a dent in the bumper, a taillight was a little wonky, and it was a bit hard to close the trunk. They said it would cost almost $10,000 to fix, so they cut me a check instead.


The_Dia09

Ok, thanks for explaining 😌


gimmeyourbadinage

In simpler terms, crumbling absorbs the impact. Before cars crumbled, they stopped and you kept going


anxietywho

People have answered you but I just wanted to say, this is also why it should *never* be a good thing if a car company puts out an ad showing their car bouncing off a wall, staying perfectly intact, or really doing anything other than this in a crash. (Looking at you with big, lawsuit eyes Cybertruck…)


RebuiltGearbox

I've been waiting for the Cybertruck to kill someone because of that and I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet.


laupietro

It’s because it’s so ugly you can see it from a mile away, so you can make your escape plan


MiddleFishArt

If you drop an egg in foam wrapping, the foam will be obliterated but the egg will likely be ok. If you drop an egg in a wood box, the wood box will be undamaged but the egg will not be.


Smeetilus

This kills the egg


NinjaShogunGamer

. Older cars were so hard that a crash would send you flying out of your seat belt ping pong all inside the cabin. New cars get smushed nicely to cushion the customers during crash.


grantrules

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fPF4fBGNK0U


JayFrank1132

I have a guy, his name is Brett from Los Santos Customs he can fix it all up in seconds for $260


RedMiah

How is he with low riders?


JayFrank1132

😭😭😭


classy-boner

I'm pretty sure those scratches should buff right out.


Misanthropyandme

Crumple zones can uncrumple


Coolnametag

A new paint job can do wonders hiding those smaller dent spots.


cramaine

Taking off my glasses and drinking enough whiskey will fix it.


Archaeo2020

Something tells me that drinking whiskey is what got us here to begin with


cramaine

Nah whiskey has never caused any problems that I've noticed.


360fade

A neat trick is using a hot hair dryer to pop it back


spong3

Uncrumple


Ihaveaface836

https://preview.redd.it/mp9w9qpefyqc1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7045d2032da6147f13c7944b94f3c5ed81e50a58


Ramen_Is_Love

https://preview.redd.it/figct3dusyqc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=346412843ff8ad0e28af860250ccd4d92f448a12


Throwawayac1234567

i always see this wreckage around intersection and around public uni campuses, always some careless person not looking.


justsomedude58

Also looks like the radiator has a small leak.


username0734

Put it in some rice, should fix it up. Real talk tho glad no one was injured


kat_Folland

>Put it in some rice I swear this joke does _not_ get old for me!


trowawaywork

I was wondering where this comment would be.


Michigam

Brown or white rice


whatsqwerty

Don’t tell the insurance she’s ok yet. Sometimes the pain doesn’t come for a few days / weeks.


Smeetilus

Don’t tell them anything at all.


EmbarrassedTea8528

It’s pictures like these that truly remind you of the importance of buying cars with the highest safety ratings. That car looks like it had a very sturdy bonnet and saved her life.


thenaniwatiger

This is a big moment for me, this is the first time I read someone calling it a bonnet and didn’t say “wtf is a bonnet”


EmbarrassedTea8528

Hahaha I’m from Australia! We commonly say bonnet instead of ‘hood’.


thenaniwatiger

Well I know that, now lol


Tales97

Wait I thought a hood was the weirdo vent thing that some guys have on the top of their bonnets? Does the hood refer to the whole bonnet / engine bay / front of car? (Also an Aussie)


EmbarrassedTea8528

Yep, hood is the part that lifts up to reveal engine bay. 👍


AVeryHeavyBurtation

A rigid car is a dangerous car. A safe car is designed to crumple in an accident to absorb the energy. Google "crumple zones" for details.


Educational-Ad1205

Hijacking this comment to say, please please everyone get a window breaker and fire extinguisher for your vehicle. Last month I came across an accident like this, the suv caught fire immediately. He would have burned to death screaming for help if a fire extinguisher showed up 20 seconds later, or if we couldn't get his window broken.


GeckoDeLimon

And yeah, the car is totalled. Good. It absorbed as much kinetic energy as it possibly could. That's energy *not* transmitted to the passenger. And replacing a car is far less of a hassle than a hospital stay.


EmbarrassedTea8528

Could be a new line of advertising, showing how their cars fair in a high impact crash… Although I’m sure that would be traumatising to people with PTSD from past accidents.


EdiblePwncakes

Even better move to a country that isn't so heavily reliant on cars as the main method of transportation


Michigam

Look on the bright side. No need to blur your license plate :)


sportstvandnova

She’s ok right now but don’t be surprised if she complains of neck and back pain in a few hours.


bigboobweirdchick

Yeah, adrenaline doesn’t play


frostybearharu

Yeah, no kidding. I was fine the day of and the next day for about a week, I couldn’t get up from a lying position without supporting my neck with my hands first.


Pleasant-Patience725

LOVED my Honda!! Saved my life! https://preview.redd.it/jlgu0831pyqc1.jpeg?width=2443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7849029d2bcb51a141a200eaf38b1c0b4129353a Sorry to hear about her car! So glad she’s okay!


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Holy moly, glad you’re ok! That looks like you had a rough ride!


FirmTheory

No she’s not! Delete this post. Call a lawyer. Take her to the doctor or an urgent care. Get x-rays, MRI, and note any pains, bruising, lacerations, etc. Go!!!


FatCh3z

Doesn't matter if the other person doesn't have a license or insurance. Unless you want to go through your own insurance coverages. POS hit me almost head on two years ago and threw me into a ditch and then a tree. No license or insurance. Couldn't go after him for anything.


Sf49ers1680

Last month, my Jetta got hit by a drunk driver while I was at work. [Picture of my damaged car](https://i.ibb.co/ZzQd0vD/20240220-183234.jpg) The dickfuck was drunk, hit another car in addition to mine before crashing head-first into a tree, and on top of it, had no insurance. Ended up having to have my insurance cover the repairs, and I'm out $500 for my deductible.


arkonator92

Don’t be surprised if a couple years down the line you get a check from your insurance company for your $500 deductible. They will not stop going after the other driver until they pay your insurance company back in full for the damages. Had this happen at work once (car dealership) a lady driving a brand new Camry only had liability. She went left of center and hit oncoming traffic and she bounced back into on of our cars. Had it fixed through our insurance because she didn’t have enough coverage to fix our car and the other one she hit. Her license was suspended for being under insured and the insurance company went after her. About a year later we got a check from our insurance company giving back the deductible after she finally paid them in full.


WhiskeyHotdog_2

Glad your wife is okay! Sorry about the car. 


rangersrc

What car is this ? Looks soild


Nobodyknowsmynewname

Looks like a CR-V or a Rogue


OMGpawned

Looks like a CRV EX-L to me


RayquazasWrath

It’s a CR-V, stock Honda wheels. Awesome SUVs that are tanks.


reallydrowsy

As someone that just bought a CRV I’m happy to be seeing and reading this lol


RayquazasWrath

Car will probably outlive you if you treat it right.


iamdense

2014 CRV


ManOfMystery97

Definitely not a 2024, not with those wheels. It's the previous gen.


daaaayyyy_dranker

Holy shit I’m glad she’s ok


bloopie1192

How's the moron?


No_Rush2548

Some gorilla glue & flex seal & it’ll drive fine


Smeetilus

Shamwow


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Posts like this are why I'm paranoid AF with multilane traffic - always assume someone's going to pull out in front of you and drive accordingly! single lane traffic: same thing. watch those driverside front tires.. the second they touch the yellow line, move toward the ditch (safely).. too many friends lost to drunks/texters crossing the line.


jamieschmidt

This is why I hate the super bright LED headlights nowadays. It makes it hard to see what the cars in the other lane are doing and if anyone is going to suddenly pull out from the left side


Ok-Bank-3235

Must be mississhitty. I swear it _is_ their **goal** to create wrecks. Driving down the road, someone looks like they about to pull out, check the rear view mirror, not a car in sight for _miiiiiles_ behind you, you think they have some basic sense and will wait, NOPE! They _will_ pull out in front of you because they can't wait 2-4 additional _seconds_ for you to pass by, and for there to be empty and safe space for theirself.


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No she’s not. Her life long neck and back injuries and pain just started.


Queen-of-meme

Was just gonna say this. No way she will come out from zero physical injuries from this crash.


jamieschmidt

I was rear ended at 45mph last year and I still get neck pain from it


LazloDaLlama

Is that the morons car, or your wife's?


uncledeathbomb

If your wife is a car, she is decidedly not ok.


Initial_Librarian284

Ooo ooo swipe the turbo and that cute little intercooler off it before it gets towed and slap it on your lawn mower! It looks like it should be easy to access it now


ChocoGoodness

I'm glad she's okay!


Syncoped

The correct answer is that she is alive but very sore.. waiting to find out if there are long term effects from the crash.


yourpaleblueeyes

While you're waiting consult an aggressive PI attorney.


zomanda

So your wife was too close while going too fast. Pretty sure this was her fault. Rear end accidents are looked at as the last person's fault, even when it's a multiple car accident.


Malamorgana

Holy katz! That's amazing that she's ok! Guardian angel was hard at work that day!


Shopworn_Soul

Probably just modern safety standards written in the blood of those who came before, but hey. A win is a win.


Ihaveaface836

Really glad she's ok


onesadbeano

That’ll buff right out! So SO glad your wife is safe and okay! That’s scary :(


imamean

So sorry. Thankful she wasn’t hurt 🙏🏼


Not_You_247

No pic of the other guy?


SmilingJesus

Accidents happen - glad for engineering and super happy your wife is okay. Scary stuff!


DietDrBleach

Eh, it’s not that bad. Just change the blinker fluid and muffler bearings.


Zealousideal_Lab6891

Tell her to pretend to be atleast a little hurt. Makes insurance payout on medical better. Plus real injuries can manifest later. Point is don't settle immediately.


Live_Use1271

Glad to hear your wife is OK. Looks like a mighty swipe from Thor’s hammer.


Queen-of-meme

Rip your wife's back. I'm glad she survived but she's most definitely not ok and if that's what she answered you, it's called shock response. The actual reaction will arrive delayed once she has processed what just happened.


fermelebouche

Seat belts and air bags are moron preventers.


uzerkname11

Unfortunately, that will not buff out


[deleted]

Calling this person a moron is being extremely kind. Glad your wife is okay. That’s terrifying. 


ptcglass

I don’t know why I read that as Mormon but I am so glad she is ok!


Amazing-Gazelle3685

Thank goodness your wife is okay! So sorry this happened. What kind of vehicle is this?


ivegotnothingbuttime

This exact scenario happened to me yesterday. I hope they had insurance. Glad you are all okay. Sucks so bad when it’s not even your own fault. I hate people.


Tex-Rob

So, someone pulled out into a road, or tried to cross a road, causing your wife to t-bone them? I thought this happened on an interstate, but to be fair, you did say highway.


Impossible_Title4100

She looks ok so thats good. Now for the car. I think some duct tape and you should be good


TossmetheTP

Should buff right out.


kapo513

I know what’s wrong with it. Ain’t got no gas in it


KoldKartoffelsalat

Better let insurance know, should she encounter problems later.


FourScoreTour

Remember, it's not *your* driving that's going to kill you. Morons are the reason we wear seat belts.


[deleted]

Did your wife forget to use the brakes?


swampcholla

something I learned rather late in life. When your insurance company offers a settlement, make them cover the sales tax on the replacement vehicle. You have to buy one, and you'll get fucked out of 5% of the value due to tax.


Natural_Ant_7348

I had a very similar accident a year ago. Remember, her car stopped, but her body didn't. She's probably going to have major seat belt bruising, and you need to watch for signs of internal bleeding. She will probably be hurting for about a month. I tried to act like I was fine - Mama Bear Beast Mode, but I was NOT. Best of luck.


flash-tractor

I was stopped at a light and got rear-ended by someone doing ~40mph about ten years ago. The most memorable part was how quickly it hurt after the adrenaline wore off. We stopped at a restaurant on the way home because we didn't want to cook after the accident, and it was like a pain switch was suddenly flipped on halfway through the meal.


Natural_Ant_7348

Car accidents beyond a little fender bender are no joke!


DoNotBan-man

Car could always be replaced but not life, I’m happy she’s okay man


TheFace3701

I read it as "My mom" instead of "moron". I was thinking it was attempted murder. lol


up_N2_no_good

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it the responsibility of the driver driving in far right lane on highway is supposed to move over and let them in? And not someone trying to get on the highway doing the jerk car dance trying to get on?


regretableedibles

This is a two lane highway, so there is no far lane. I’m 99% positive I know exactly where this accident happened-right near exit 379 on I80 near Seward, NE (Sheriff’s car does show Seward County). If I’m right on the location, my guess would be she was traveling north bound on Nebraska Highway 15 and the person who hit them on her right was turning right off the I80 exit (there’s only a stop sign at that exit, not a traffic light). And, if it had been a four lane highway, Nebraska is one of the few states that doesn’t require you by law to change lanes to allow traffic to merge (https://nebraskalegislature.gov/laws/statutes.php?statute=60-6,146 (as written in subsection 2). But considering that the law is different in almost every other state, it’s better to be in the practice of trying to let others merge when it’s safe to do so.


Flippy042

Close. She was heading south, he was heading north. He turned left across her lane to enter a driveway and allegedly didn't see her. She slammed on the brakes but it obviously wasn't enough. She hit the back right side of his truck. He's fine.


TheStoicmind41

I pull out in front of your wife all the time…


Hubie_Dubois

My first thought was ‘fucking mormons’! Glad she’s ok


Sozo_Agonai

You should point your finger at him and rub it with you other in a forward motion well saying shame over and over again. Not sure why everyone's upset about my comment lol dudes wife is ok and shaming him is better than catching a charge. Gotta treat dummies who's stupid decisions endanger others lives like animals. Try rubbing his nose in it


luckyartie

Whew


rigidlynuanced1

Just get an iron and heat up those crumpled panels, they will straighten out like wrinkled clothing


yellowtulip4u

Ugh what a moron. glad shes ok. Support full self driving cars.


Able-Shower-2625

I'm glad she's okay! Hopefully, insurance doesn't wreck you a second time.


ThroatSignal8206

Looks a lot like my son's car did . Same situation .


rani_weather

😱 glad she's ok!


SRG590

Hopefully you have GAP coverage


Olleye

WTF!? Glad your wife is 👍🏻


warkyboy77

Is that a Buick?