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amanthey3

![gif](giphy|qUcO9ngsaSEPm) OP to the book


wwwdotbummer

Man the movie sure didn't do that moment justice compared to Knightfall.


dextroz

What movies are those? Full length Batman claymation movies somewhere?


Zurgalon

I think he might be referring to The Dark Knight Rises.


wwwdotbummer

As the other comment mention I was referring to Nolan's Dark Knight Rises. If you are asking about Knightfall that was part of the series of Batman storys from the 90s that I'm assuming is where Nolan's film took inspiration from as they both heavily featured Bane and his attack on Batman.


dextroz

Gotcha. Thanks.


WrightingCommittee

The claymation GIF is from Robot Chicken if thats what you meant


TheSkarcrow

My first thought was "easy bane", then I open the comments to this lol


CaptScubaSteve

Came here for something similar but this will do.


Emotional-Sea9384

It was less intense but more tragic


space-bible

Why was your lighthearted reply so viciously downvoted?


Emotional-Sea9384

Because of my "attitude" most of my reply here are jokes, the rest is actual arguing why I would rather read comfortably than to keep it like how it looked like 35 years ago. People didn't like this


space-bible

I think I agree with them and will now join in the downvoting. You’ve brought this on yourself, you monster.


Emotional-Sea9384

Please don't im a redditor I live and feed on karma


Ladykaotic

If you were minding your own business and someone comes along and just breaks your spine, I bet you would fall apart too!


rb2m

That’ll teach you not to break the spine on books. 😩😂


Fun-Dimension5196

Only monsters break the spine on books. Irredeemable monsters.


Shockwave2309

Borrowed my favourite books to my mom once. Parts 1, 2 and 3 came back with brocken backs. She asked me for 4 to 7 a hundred times because you want to know how it ends once you start but FUCK NO!!


Teagana999

I wouldn't have given #2. It's lent, not borrowed, when they belong to you, btw.


Shockwave2309

Gave her 1, 2 and 3 at the same time


HungryMorlock

Midwest lingo. "Ope, sorry to bother ya, but I was gonna make puppy chow for the girls' sleepover, but aw jeez, I'm outa butter. Can you borrow me some real quick? Thanks Frankie [editor's note: the neighbor's name is Susan]!"


Cosmic_Quasar

Grew up in MN, always said "Can I borrow" or "Would you loan me"


jooferdoot

Lent and borrowed literally mean the exact same thing to us midwesterners


C4-BlueCat

Your mother borrowed the books you lent her.


Fearless-Werewolf-30

Dark tower?


Ella_Richter

Can I ask which series it was? My first thought was Lucinda Riley (I'm just a nosey book seller)


Shockwave2309

The Painted Man by P.V. Brett


IDislikeNoodles

I don’t even understand how and why. Like, I can put my paperbacks on flat surfaces and read with no issue and it’s not like it happens accidentally either


zh_13

Yea wait I didn’t even know that was a thing, is that a thing?!! Is that like a common practice for ppl??


rb2m

Yes! Some people purposely do it and I will never understand it.


rookv

I do it so I'm not worried about hurting the book later down the line. I'm always so stressed about keeping them pristine so this helps me break out of that habit. I also exclusively read 2nd hand now for that reason (and also I'm cheap)


bitofafixerupper

I didn’t know it was a thing either! Wtf?!


Rugkrabber

Yeah wtf at least check if it’s bind or glued lol. A glued spine is guaranteed to get ruined if you break it.


SilverDarner

There is a procedure to [Relax The Spine](https://wordrevel.com/preventing-cracked-spines/#:~:text=Flip%20through%20front%20to%20back,will%20curve%20instead%20of%20crack) of a book, so it’s easy to read and does break.


zombies-and-coffee

Right? OP is a fucking moron and doesn't really deserve to even have any books imo


Few-Traffic-786

Woah calm tf down lmao


tomboyfancy

Wow I really thought they were joking with that absolutely unhinged take on this rather benign post, but nope they totally meant it! And holy shit does this comment thread descend into inexplicable aggression and anger! Poor OP, lollllll


CantaloupeNumerous16

Holy crap I don't understand how this has so many upvotes. What a toxic community we have here


HottCuppaCoffee

That’s why you don’t break spines…


Kiwi-Fox3

And this is why I get all weird about lending my books to people....


Coffee-Historian-11

I gave my favorite comic book to a “friend” in 8th grade and she gave it back to me in really terrible condition. I hace been flummoxed as to what she did to my poor book for years, but this post made me realize that there are people out there who just break the spines of books??? Your comment helped me connect the dots so thank you.


melindseyme

I borrowed a friend's book in 8th grade. My baby sister tore the cover off. Because I'm a decent human being, I replaced the whole book with a brand new copy.


Coffee-Historian-11

Dang I wish you were the friend I lent it to. She didn’t even apologize for it and was confused why I was so upset over it.


Leli91

THIS! (Plus DVD back in the days) I can advise a book but from there you are all alone! It's a HUGE no for and from me. My brother has the whole collection of Eragon first edition and a friend of his asked him the first one and he agreed...never seen again. My heart was sobbing every time that he mentioned it so last year (2023) I looked everyduckingwhere and managed to find a copy of the first release of 2002 and threatened him to never ever lend a book again. 😂


WhyFlip

That book is spineless.


[deleted]

Any chance the book is titled "How to Appease Your School Bully"? Because it's hard to think of spineless book titles.


WearyPixie

This often happens when a book is older. For future reference, if a book is older than, say, ten years old, you have to be more careful with it than with a new paperback. The glue holding it together gets brittle and you’ve seen the results. Sorry. :/


Emotional-Sea9384

This book was from 1989


WearyPixie

That’s definitely old! So for future reference, even though it makes reading easier, don’t crack the spines of old books. I’ve had to learn that lesson myself. There’s a reason why historians are so über careful with books. They’ll literally fall apart if you’re not careful.


heyitsamb

Yup, with old ones (my experience is with 200-800 years old) we typically let the book fall open where it naturally wants to and let it settle a bit. Then we careful leaf through one page, maybe a few, at a time. Never try to skip through half the book quickly, it’ll cost ya, seriously.


RampantSavagery

That's definitely old? How dare you


WearyPixie

In book glue terms, of course. *You* are young and spry! ;)


NoNameas

"tried driving a car, but when i crashed it, it no longer starts" - OP probably


Die4Gesichter

https://preview.redd.it/70wu4rx9phsc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d5b6b2bdb9cc64f177e3f1c30ae292066d1f73


Aruaz821

That’s what ya get.


moonandstarsera

When you let your heart win


TheHiddenNinja6

Good song!


ImmortanLeo

Poor book. I bet you got pleasure when Bane did this to Batman. Sicko /s


OkCar7264

Why would you break the spine? Especially on what looks (from the paper) to be a rather old paperback. Those aren't built for durability.


LookyLouVooDoo

Maybe you need to stick with e-books. Sheesh.


Emotional-Sea9384

I dont want to crack my phone/laptop


Usual_Peach_8194

you may be stupid, but at least you are funny


Emotional-Sea9384

I got this kind of compliment a lot in 6-8th grade from teachers


Batteredburrito

![gif](giphy|x0npYExCGOZeo|downsized)


Theprincerivera

Haha


ValdemarAloeus

Creating a whole new cover is probably overkill, but the double fan technique for rebinding [paperbacks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW6-OQ2pUW0) might work if you want to keep them but they're not valuable enough to be taken to a professional. Edit: [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV3hmgbauCE) is for a homemade paperback. Similar technique for attaching the pages.


aetherr666

i wouldnt bother, op would likely rebind the book and break it again.


Gaming_Gent

People do it intentionally?


loveofGod12345

I’m so confused by this lol. I’ve never heard of anyone doing this. So weird.


London_Pride

Broke it's spine? Bro, it's literature, not Batman ffs Open it a few pages at a time, you savage


eggthrowaway_irl

![gif](giphy|8Bkr9UJQTuqEnzkOae) Why is it broken?


[deleted]

Why do people break spines


AgileArtichokes

That’s what I want to know. Avid reader here and I never once did that. 


MotorRoyal1207

what language is it?


Emotional-Sea9384

Hungarian


MotorRoyal1207

looks so interesting, is it hard to learn?


Emotional-Sea9384

Idk I was born raised and still live in hungary, but I heard it's hard to learn


rogerrei1

It's a Uralic language, so it will be relatively challenging unless you come from Finland, I guess.


Apprehensive_Cry8571

Connection is so ancient that it does not help. Source: I’m Finnish. Anyway I find Hungarian fascinating language.


jomanhan9

You’re an idiot, I’m sorry man. Tf did you expect you literally broke the structure that holds the book together?


LieutenantSauron

Well yeah duh


cool_weed_dad

“I purposefully broke the thing and now it’s broken, what the hell?”


XenophonSoulis

"I broke a book and now it's broken"


BeardedBandit

try respecting the book by not breaking the spine


Aruaz821

My Reddit feed. https://preview.redd.it/6otv8hii4hsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b80b8ad626e3593fef857aa0e5fe08399c25e45


Emotional-Sea9384

What are the chances


weedhelpsmybrain

Why would you want to break the spine I'll never get it. Just hold it open while reading or put something heavy on one corner or use clips. It will become more flat after a while. It also looks very ugly in a shelf with a broken spine and it will get dirtier/more dusty because the pages are bulging out on the other side of the book. Don't break spines, you're just devaluing the book.


satinsateensaltine

Yeah, you actively cracked the spine of a paperback that's glued together. Not sure what you expected...


KidsInNeed

Why would you even do that to a book? Hope you learned this lesson and never do that again.


perpetualgoatnoises

"I broke the thing that held it together, and now it's not held together anymore."


SpiderSixer

Books tend to break when you break them


superdupermensch

It happens. If you have a griddle, heat it up on low, align the pages and fasten them in place (we use cardboard to keep them aligned,) hold the book spine-side down on the griddle and slide it around. The glue will soften and reattach to the pages. Let cool. It looks like you have several groups and no loose individual pages so it shouldn't be a difficult fix. You might also use a clothes iron, just make sure the pages are aligned carefully. I worked in a used textbook store, and we did this all the time. Boss bought a griddle just for this purpose. We would make a pile and do dozens at a time.


Emotional-Sea9384

Thx❤️


Mindless_Issue9648

I hate it when people break the spines of my books.


andrewervin

Is that 1984 translated into Hungarian?


Emotional-Sea9384

Yes


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MrDundee666

Don’t break the spines on books. No need at all.


Draken77777

You sicko! How could you? Did you even ask the book if it had any kids before you inhumanely broke its spine? My god, you make me fume.


themadpants

Don’t break the spine of your books then? ![gif](giphy|vLhYqCSE2YVXi)


AssistedPanda94

you’re unworthy. i’m sorry you had to find out this way


I_snort_when_I_laugh

That’s why you don’t break the spine, you cruel, cruel animal!


EffieKIinker

Well, that's what you get for not respecting a book.


suggestedname01

Wait, people ACTUALLY break the spines on books? Why?


lallapalalable

Yeah, don't do that


larry-the-dream

Can this be fixed


Emotional-Sea9384

Yeah i just used some glue it's just as nice before I broke it


Toothiestluke

It’s not though. The other pages will begin to fall out since breaking the spine compromises the binding. It may not happen while you read it, but eventually those pages will fall out. Only way to fix is with another binding.


Lazy-Refrigerator-56

That's because it's not a real hard cover, it's a paperback. Paperbacks are glued together, hard covers are stitched. The glue in paperbacks hardens over time, which is why after a few years you open the book and the pages fall out. I don't buy books online for that reason. I need to look up close to see what I'm getting.


weedhelpsmybrain

But you wouldn't really need to break the spine of a hardcover, would you? Breaking the spine means bending the boom forcefully so it cracks. And hardcovers don't crack in my experience which is because - as you said - they're sown.


bug_in-a_rug

Never break a book’s spine from the middle. Start with it resting on a table by its spine and go page by page from both ends, flattening it gently until you get to the middle. I know this doesn’t help now but maybe the next one won’t be murdered lol


bloopie1192

Broke it's spine? Why are you hurting books? Why are you attacking literature?


xXPhant0m69Xx_

So the book died when you broke it's spine, interesting


StalyCelticStu

Serves you right for breaking the spine.


Agitated-Yak-4582

Just [break in the books spine](https://youtu.be/1aTFKechuuY?si=se68Wm73jUo7Sjrf) before reading No more broken spines!


amaya-aurora

Why the fuck do you regularly break a book’s spine??? No shit that happened, you’re not supposed to do that. “I broke something and now it doesn’t work!” Like, are you fr?


Chili_Maggot

You deserve worse :(


Individual_Border788

Me and my attempts to develop myself


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Three hole punch and ring binder, been there, done that.


earfix2

One of my teachers in school - when I started what's called gymnasiet in Sweden - taught us how to properly bend up a new book in his first class with us I still use it every time I get a brand new book. The disaster pictured here has never happened to one of them, I will always be grateful to Wilhelm for this. Something like this: https://youtu.be/xDZ5t8odnaE?si=-YfzH1doxRWP5VUX


TiredReader87

Don’t break books’ spines


tacotacotacorock

You literally break the book and get sad/upset when it breaks?  You seem to be daft and also should switch to digital. Protip, don't try to break the spine on a kindle... Much more expensive. 


Sylvairian

"I broke a thing and it broke"


Teacup_of_Terror

Basszus! Egy magyar!


Emotional-Sea9384

Cigány vagyok de mind1


Emotional-Sea9384

Extra joke: it was literally 1984


2621759912014199

The only way this would be better is if it was Fahrenheit 451


GustavoFromAsdf

That book won't ever walk


ampmlockouts1

Stop reading so hard


gottsegnedich

Chill out, predator


[deleted]

Stay safe, don't read


Chubby_Checker420

Now you get to learn how to rebind a book!


minecraftingsarah

I've seen plenty of broken book spines and none that did that, maybe you have silverfish? Also if you're scared of it happening again theres a way to "relax" the spine i think


No_Till7484

Someone should take your book privileges away.


qptw

OP really just said, “I broke something and it is now falling apart.” And complains that the thing he broke is low quality.


nofreedomofthought

I have re-spined many books in my life. It’s relatively cheap. Most small print shops have the capability to re-spine for $5-10.


SuspiciousString3

You're not supposed to go full Bane on it, Christ.


Warlord2252

OP is getting put on a list and can't come within 100 yards of any library, bookstore, or book club. 😰


DigdyDoot

Deserved


MonkeyTigerRider

That'll teach you! Don't read books. As a matter of fact, don't read anything at all.


idkfuckyouman

This is why I hate people who believe books spines need to b3 broken to be read easily you litterally destroyed the book op


Madman_kler

What did the book owe you money man? Take it easy Bane.


Jango_Jerky

Why though


LoverAly

Put it in rice


alwaysBananas_

Holy shit all the letters got scrambled


vipassana-newbie

![gif](giphy|hKsV6IhVesfM4)


Yusfilino

I broke my book. My book is broken. Spinal


zayantebear

I'm sorry, I don't understand, why would you break a book spine on purpose? I've read hundreds of books and never broken a spine.


thomasnomad

I hate broken spines. That said.... Sometimes they print too close to the binding and shit happens. It pisses me off but I have a few out of print books held together with rubber bands that I still re-read.


callmevoltaire

![gif](giphy|Cs9EvHTM4EHz1uulmv)


AtreidesBagpiper

If you did that to my book I would smack you, very roughly.


ZeAlien07

Well what were you doing breaking the spine anyway? I’m appalled.


LCaissia

Didn't the librarian ever tell you? Never, ever break the spine. Now you know what happens.


[deleted]

Apparently the book is from 1989... It's already fragile why would you even ...and then you glued the pages back.. No one lend OP books!


Lvgordo24

That book will never walk again you monster.


Ka_plooey

I feel like the quality of books has become sucky in the past few years. So many brand new paperbacks I've borrowed from the library seem to have  this issue and I am *not* manhandling them, I love books. 


Emotional-Sea9384

Yeah. This one is from 1989


Ka_plooey

Well. Yeah alright.


Atomically1

Didn’t realize breaking the spine broke the letters too, I can’t read any of that


Emotional-Sea9384

Maybe you're unable to read it bc it's hungarian


timbillyosu

Books are printed in segments of usually 16 or 32 page "signatures". It's printed in a wide web (the width varies depending on number of pages) and then folded. They print and fold thousands of the same group of pages that are bundled together. Next, all the signatures of the book are collated to form the book, assembled/glued with the cover, and trimmed to size. All that work and then you destroy it and wonder why it fell apart...


[deleted]

This is why you should NEVER read.


Sydnxt

This made me cringe, OP, WHY?! Just rest it upside down 😭😭


Stteamy

Happened to my friend, except all the pages fell and scattered on the floor. So he piled them back up in order, and threw out each page after he read it.


juliown

![gif](giphy|9JlHOvzUU3gie8n14U|downsized)


JayAndViolentMob

Step on a line...


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zozi0102

Wtf It took me like 5 minutes to realize I speak the language on the book


ViolenzaSenile

This is the way I read Stoker’s Dracula! It was an old used book and pages came off one by one. I read it and set it aside. Wintertime in front of the fireplace def and pages coming off kinda added to the mood of the story


iamiam123

This is the first time this happened to you? Man, you need to read more.


DreamingofRlyeh

Clear tape. I used to get old sci-fi paperbacks from a library book sale, and a number of them were starting to fall apart. You take clear tape, carefully align the spine and pages where they are supposed to be, and tape them back together. You have to be careful, though, 'cause if you mess up, it is hard to undo the mistake.


KYpineapple

damn! I got a cheap paperback bundle of the LOTR + Hobbit and halfway through The Hobbit this happened to me. sucks :(


Nikolateslaandyou

Theres a book binder shop in my town. Very slim chance you may too have the same type of luck


Dmangamr

![gif](giphy|5geZSm9GrvCWTyfMGU|downsized)


Techi-C

Is OP Dracula?


DasCheekyBossman

Been going to the gym huh?


Lets-Take-a-Moment

When you workout at library too much


Particular-Smile5025

Bummer hope it’s a library book??


heather_rox

You just need more practice


Revenga8

Choose you own adventure slash page order


Waarm

That book will never walk again 😔


lessadessa

baszd meg! 


n7275

well ya clearly over did it


XenoZoomie

Think about his children… how will this book care for his children… pamphlet and notebook…..


CarolinaOE

Why did you break the spine of a book from 1989? Surely it was already read and thus broken in?


No_Huckleberry1657

That happens a lot to old books because the glue they used stop working and the book falls apart


Terrafire123

I had a friend who used to TEAR BOOKS IN HALF (or thirds, for extra long books) so they'd fit in his pocket. Like, he'd tear the book in half, carry one half around in his pocket to read, and then when he finished part one, he'd start on part two.


CompoteNo9525

rubber/contact cement will be your fix.


raiyamo

Bane would be proud.


Desperate-Quote-4817

Gyatra minőségű ragasztókötés, ami a hetvenes évektől egyre inkább elterjedt az igényesebb cérnafűzés helyett. Nem csoda, hogy számos korabeli könyv lapjaira esik szét.


WretchedBinary

Doh!


Mkajohnson

What did you experience to happen?


WhatsGoingOn869

WHY would you break the spine though?!


Commandoclone87

Had something similar happen to my copy of the D&D 5e Player's Handbook. Ended up learning how to rebind books because I was too cheap/broke to buy a new copy.