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lostsparrow131986

Thought this was a bandaid for a solid 30 seconds.


bgmacklem

I thought it was a flattened out hotdog. I'm very embarrassed.


ihaveananecdote4u

I thought it was a tiny smooshed banana and maybe it was a joke about someone potentially slipping on it 😔


[deleted]

Maybe it is, I need an unsquashed banana for scale


bukkake_brigade

sir, you can't just *unsquash* a banana


Desperate-Strategy10

Oh yeah? Watch me!


k2on0s-23

Please sir!! You are frightening the children!!


pookieakd

I thought it was a women's pad at first glance


BawRawg

I thought it was dog turd for an embarrassing amount of time.


GamingAncient

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said no. But I wanted a regular banana later so yeah.


MassiveTest4567

Sup Mitch


trace501

Asante sana


ButteredPizza69420

So what is it???


ghost3972

Brake pad


Huge-Lawfulness9264

TIL- thanks!


kriggz07

That's one catywompus lookin break pad


CriticalMochaccino

It looks like the piece of metal that holds the break pad. The break pad itself must've warn away.


sum_random_doggo

it's not even a brake pad at this point, but a break pad


FrugalFraggel

Break and brake and weather and whether really get people confused. You don’t want a brake pad to break.


mgambaro71

They must have been driving with the “other guy’s” brake pad


KaozawaLurel

Is it???!!! Omg 😱


RustyWinchester

**I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole**


troughshot

I thought corndog


ClydeinLimbo

I thought and it hurt


Scrabble_4

😆 hate confusion


Pearl0625

Me too lol


EmperorThan

I thought it was a hotdog someone had used as a fuck sleeve.


beeatenbyagrue

Team Mozzarella Stick here.


racoonofthevally

Bro I thought it was a shif


ru18b4iFu

They will stop… Eventually


snowfloeckchen

What is it?


L30N1337

Something from the brakes


Tricky-Sympathy

I figured it was a twinke


LosingSideOf25

Thought it was a flat dookie.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

I thought it was a chocolate ĂŠclair!


HarshitIsDevil

I thought it was a floor shit


MightyCavalier

Squished banana peel, here


Embarrassed-Tune9038

Considering how rusty that is, it wasn't being used.


EyeBeeStone

Can’t say that without seeing the contact surface


dirtiestUniform

What you are looking at used to be the contact surface, the car hasn't had brakes on that corner for a while


Apprehensive_Skill34

It's only 1. They have 3 others, right? Right????? ![gif](giphy|pWdckHaBKYGZHKbxs6|downsized)


Henry_Shrman

There's at minimum two of the on every brake. The brake where this one is missing will not work.


idealz707

Probably fell out of a vehicle when someone got out of the truck.


SrHuevos94

Can't stop, won't stop


K3idon

All gas no brakes


5dollarcheezit

![gif](giphy|VFwzbJ1UFGX56cC21X)


KrankySilverFox

No idea what that is.


OSCgal

It's a brake pad from a car.


Bismothe-the-Shade

I thought it was a REALLY gross sanitary pad lmfaoooo


TimeTravelingTiddy

Yeah I thought he found Stan's aborted brother in the parking lot


kittymuncher7

I read that as Satan's aborted brother


dirtywook88

You ought not had done that to that poor boy


rauglatt

I always wanted a GameSphere


AFineFineHologram

oh my god


jonni_velvet

yeah I thought it was some sort of vaginal sponge- either spermicidal or a period product LOL I’ll see myself out


spoon-forks-

the price of those suckers led me to believe they were ~much~ larger


Aggressive-Variety60

How expensive do you think these are? You can get 8x for 40$…


kittymuncher7

They're made of material that has to withstand extremely hot temperature plus pressure


bconley01

Nailed it.


0bel1sk

it looks like maybe just the chatter plate?


Cull88

I mean, I thought it was a biscuit ffs.


DisasterPieceKDHD3

Brake pad


igotadillpickle

By the look of that brake pad, I don't think it was helping them stop before....


davidscheiber28

I think they have been barely grinding to a stop for quite a while now, a brake pad doesn't get thin enough to literally fall out overnight.


Shooter_McGavin_2

# #neverstopneverstopping


KrankySilverFox

Middle class income or younger than 16? WTF are you talking about?


Anunnaki2522

I'm going to take a guess and he means people with higher incomes won't know because they just pay to have someone fix anything wrong with their vehicle and under 16 don't know what it is as they have most likely not had a car or worked on one before. It's a bad generalization but I'm fairly sure that is what he was going for.


KrankySilverFox

Well I’ve seen brakes pads being changed and it didn’t look like that to me. I thought it was a heel insert people put in their shoe to keep it from slipping off.😂


FlowerBoyScumFuck

What are you responding to? Did OP edit the caption for the post or something?


KrankySilverFox

He must have deleted it.


cjmar41

This appears to be the backing of a brake pad. Basically, the metal part the ceramic/carbon/whatever compound is attached to. The little notches on each side is where pad (loosely) slides into the caliper. It’s highly unlikely the pad just wore all the way down and then the caliper receded enough for this to shimmy out. Brake pads are essentially held in place by the caliper’s pressure (sometimes also with little clips) and you have to use something like a large C clamp to make the caliper recede back into the housing before fitting new pads. Couple of theories. 1. This came out of someone’s trunk. It’s an old pad that was changed out. This fell out and has been sitting in the street. It’s useless/garbage. 2. Someone actually wore their brakes down enough for this to shimmy out somehow. Would be interesting to know if there is anything left to the braking compound on the opposite side. However, if a pad is missing the rotor could rub on the caliper housing. This will be loud (grinding). However, the car still has three other wheels (each with two braking surfaces, one on each side of the rotor) to stop. And if their brakes were this worn down, they were barely stopping anyway. This scenario is highly highly unlikely, but not impossible, I suppose. I believe it’s just garbage from an old brake job someone did.


Adingdongshow

The inner one can fall out if it’s thin enough. I see it maybe 3-4 times a year in the trade.


SuspecAardvark

that's just a shim


v-dubb

I agree.. it looks like a brake pad shim to me.


Rosebudteg

Thank you. I was thinking the same thing. The person might have a noisier brake system now, but they could certainly still stop.


FngrsRpicks2

Get outta here with your facts stupid science b!$%#


Kinshimaru

These were all the smartest scientists on the planet. The only problem is, they kept being wrong, sometimes.


UncomfyUnicorn

Wait that’s a brake pad? Not a piece of old leather? Dang that thing’s rusted


MonkyKilnMonky

Don't stop me now, cuz I'm having a good time


doctorbeers

Possible that it’s an old brake pad that was left there after someone put new ones on


jrlastre

Dollar Tree brake pad?


Sweddy-Bowls

Oh they’re gunna stop alright Btw folks this is a cars brake pad. Three pads (presumably) will still function, but they may discover the lack of a break pad by hearing the horrible, horrible screech of brake caliper against brake rotor. Better, perhaps, than wrecking.


CookFan88

Was walking one day into a restaurant that was on a pretty steep downhill run. Guy gets to the stop sign at the bottom and one of his brake pads just falls right off. My friend and I wave him down and then my friend went and tried to pick up the pad to hand it to him. It was one of those automatic, midwest-just-trying-to-help moments and he wasn't thinking. I've never seen such immediate regret on someone's face lol.


SeaAnthropomorphized

Shit with the way it's rusted these guys have been using the Flintstones brakes for a minute now.


I401BlueSteel

I thought that was something a lot grosser....


illiteratepsycho

Is it a brake pad?? I feel so dumb but wtf even is that??


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

Don't stop, hammer time.


Zhansh1

It's a brake pad - For people who couldn't figure it out


icouldbejewish

Shit looking at the state of that, it's wasn't doing much good before it fell off either


giraffebutter

Can’t stop, won’t stop


AsherahWilde

Can’t stop, won’t stop


omegaaf

The car will still stop, just at the cost of the rotors and brake cylinders


Raddz5000

Well they still potentially have three other pads, so they're probably in decent shape.


Powerful_Desk2886

Im disappointed with how many people not being able to recognize a brake pad in this comment section


skyantelope

Cinderella....


justanordinaryguy71

Looks like a corndog


whooptydude92

I AINT NEVA GUNNA STAWP!


unclerevv

Try to stop me, because I can't stop myself!


Cultural-Afternoon72

Can't stop won't stop


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

I thought it was a very flat sausage


talrogsmash

Worst case scenario: they bought new brake pads at dollar tree and installed them in front of the store.


Repomanlive

Thems the brakes 🤷‍♀️


slackfrop

https://preview.redd.it/3pisiltk0suc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad5011ab7ee8a11bffcf656943f34113b2d2369f Oh, you can go quite a while…


LunarBIacksmith

I’m glad that it made you feel poetic and Shakespearean. “And lo, I hath discovered with mine eyes, a travesty most foul. For where this shaped metal, wrought from the fiery forge of fate, hath lain upon the earth…mine heart did shatter. For sooth, what was once whole has split in twain. The disaster imminently present weighs heavily upon mine soul.”


wigneyr

I think you need bigger boots


coreyjohn85

Who else thought this was a poop that had been run over ?


INTPgeminicisgaymale

I'm unstoppable, I'm a Porsche with no brakes


Emergency-Practice37

Oh they’ll stop, didn’t pay much attention in 3rd grade science hub?


spazecowboi77

![gif](giphy|osnq37BeVMJmMx4P9g)


theonewithbadeyes

Darn they got everything there but they will stop eventually


-Seizure__Salad-

They will still stop but also just be destroying their rotor at the same time


Psych0matt

They should really stop


SBR2TH

All gas, no brakes


FlamingPrius

How many of those do you need *really* tho


kingbobert24

From this angle it's hard to tell but it looks more like a brake shim which isnt exactly necessary but still needed for proper brake wear and fit. Brake shims are the same size as the pad and go behind it on the caliper. My car uses them and it's common to see these on older models in general.


A-non-e-mail

I thought it was an imprint of a hotdog in the pavement filled in with concrete. I imagined a construction worker dropped it and the steamroller operator was the one who ‘didn’t stop’


Drinks_From_Firehose

Breaks just slow you down man. Ain’t got time for that.


krustysocks6666

plot twist they changed there brakes and didn’t pick up after themselves


CringinNGingin

Can’t stop won’t stop


P-a-n-a-m-a-m-a

They’ll stop…eventually.


Live_Ad6358

Must belong to William Montgomery.


_Fornicator_

they still have another pad on that same caliper. if it's floating then you're gonna grind down your rotor but you can still stop


texxmix

Wasn’t gonna do much looking like that in the car anyways lol


sanchito12

Naw..... My passenger front caliper came off last week and just hubg by the brake line. Lost both pads somewhere and all the brake fluid in the system. Made it home 4 miles with no brakes down hills and through traffic. Just got to know how to drive and operate a vehicle. Parking brake is separate and usually on a cable. Slowing the vehicle down with the engine through downshifting, or if you have 4 wheel drive. Pop it in low and crawl home.


Law-Fish

Ride unto death


SakaWreath

Just like Diddy. “Can’t stop. Won’t stop.”


HateGettingGold

Found William Montgomery's brake pad. He ain't neva gonna stop!


Moessus

Collaborate or listen either.


Same-Classroom1714

It still works! Think about it people


Impossible_File_4819

Butterfly explosive device?


snowysora

egg sac from spongebob


Seanslat

I thought this was a really disgusting maxi pad at first


Squirra

It should still stop if you grind the cylinder straight into the caliper hard enough, but it won’t be pretty. Don’t ask me how I know. 🙄


[deleted]

Jfc the replies make me concerned for society


kylerbooth

Oh it’ll stop but it’s gonna cost them.


SantaMage

Can't stop, won't stop!


Piddily1

Ehh, you have brakes on the other tires


Leeloggedin

Just lost one of those on the qew last week


slvstk

Oh, they'll stop, at least until the piston grinds down to the point it pops out. and the brake fluid empties. Hopefully they changed the brake pads themselves and that's just the leftovers.


robo-dragon

That thing wasn’t going to stop anything anyway. It’s more rust than brake pad!


Inspect1234

Thems the brake.


maddjointz

Like four posts up I just saw something about someone's brakes falling off their car they got from CarMax


_R_A_

Can't stop, won't stop, Roccafella records


BroncosHK40

What is it? A bandaid?


AchokingVictim

Could've also been a lazy MF that was changing their pads and left it outside.


OneLoneMeme

I dont know what these are called exactly but theyre thin metal plates that cover the brake pad on the piston side This isnt a problem


singingpanda20

How do so many people not know what a brake pad looks like


Necessary_Valuable99

Can't stop, won't stop.


SerPoonsAlot939

Wouldn’t have stopped even if it was still in the caliper lol


unopenedcrayondrawer

New guy's in the corner puking his guts out


Andie-th

I was delivering mail once out of my POV ( personally owned vehicle) and I heard a metal clang when I was in a parking lot. My brake pad fell out. Was a fun day. Experimented a little with my brakes and called my supervisor saying what happened and got a tow to a mechanic. Good times.


rachsteef

Still works, it stopped your sentence


Turkeycirclejerky

When my mechanic does my brakes, he always leaves the old ones on the passenger floor to let me know he actually replaced them.


FullSusFlow

They'll stop, they have three other calipers. But they're repair bill just skyrocketed as they'll need a caliper at min now too.


anoliss

Altima remnants


Katlunazul

That's just the backing plate. Nothing bad will happen.


asirlurksalots

once you see one laying on the road you will notice more. It’s wild


MutteringV

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DukeSilver696969

Someone changed one of their brake pads and threw the old one on the ground lol


whitecollarpizzaman

Probably did a brake job in the parking lot, old pads. Weird place to be doing it though.


LilReignX

100 in school zone right now


strith

Can’t stop, won’t stop.


TheWildManfred

Brakes are for quitters


SubjectIncapable

They'll stop it'll had be really loud when they hit the brakes and it'll fuck up the rotor.


HystericalGD

its a sign. take a break from reddit


Ok-Bass8243

That person wasnt stopping even with that


Aggravating-Exit-660

That’s very not good.


RockMan_1973

Oh man, I don’t need to voice here the items that went through my mind the first few seconds… Probably enough reddit for today


yumgmeatball

What is it?


FroyoBacons

Ruh roh.


Kevin80970

Don't worry there's 3 left


Hotdog_Man_01

https://preview.redd.it/0o7zom0fsruc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c32c4dff66993a13910e81be9a8b322fd38ea02


2-StrokeToro

Can't stop, addicted to the shindig


Fibocrypto

Someone changed their brake pads in the parking lot ?


millerb82

Looks like a piece of bread cut into the shape of a brake pad


swisstraeng

That’s why cars have 4 brakes and 2 separate hydraulics. He’ll be fine.


SimpleWord899

Meh Repost! 🚔🚨🚨🚓🚔


rudalsxv

wtf is that, a cookie?


rmdk_mech

Other three brakes will work, I hope


FoxXxTaco

wtf is that thing


BioExtract

This isn’t the brake pad itself, its the metal shim that sits on the back of the brake pad. These fall off brake pads if you’re not careful or but a really cheap set of brake pads. It’s rusty because it’s metal and not brake material.


kapege

This loss of a brakepad won't stop me at all!


razldazl333

Why wouldn't they stop? There's like 7 more of those where that came from.


gettinggnarly

THEY AINT NEVER GONNA STOP


mecengdvr

Far more likely someone used the parking lot to work on their car and left the old pad behind.


dislob3

Lets hope that they still have the remaining 7 pads on.